½ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/31/2004 12:44 AM

Declan- It's like his arm meets every boy's bum.

French Mailman 176,432 56
03/31/2004 12:54 AM

Curling. It's like Hockey meets Swiffer.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/31/2004 12:56 AM

TGIF. It's like Boy meets World.

½ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/31/2004 12:59 AM

Studying French literature- It's like hell meets more hell.

Livewire 78,229 13
03/31/2004 01:03 AM

Awesome, French Mailman. I have friends who curl who will love that joke.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
03/31/2004 01:26 AM

Beer! It's like sodapop meets clumsy sexual advances!

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/31/2004 01:48 AM

GaB! It's like the special olympics meets fetish night at the zoo.

Briham 38,843 10
03/31/2004 01:51 AM

5 AP tests to study for! It's like a prisoner's Coleridge meeting my tender young anus.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 01:51 AM

America! It's like Canada meets gun violence!

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/31/2004 01:54 AM

Briham! You're my new Gab best friend. I've got five APs, plus two IB tests this year. Ever since I started Gabbing, homework takes about twenty times as long because every few minutes I have to pop back and hit refresh.

Briham 38,843 10
03/31/2004 01:57 AM

Sweet! I've been registered for about an hour and I've already made a friend. Which tests you taking?

Frogtacular 173,153 25
03/31/2004 02:00 AM

well, it's just one blood test, but they're screening me for just about all the STDs.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 02:31 AM

Dude, you guys are taking AP? Because I am taking real college courses! Let me tell you, college is a lot different than high school. For one, the weed is WAY better. WAY better.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/31/2004 02:32 AM

I hear in college, they sell weed in vending machines.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 02:35 AM

You have been lied to. Weed comes in little plastic bags. How else would you be able to fit it in your backpack?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/31/2004 02:36 AM

Get a bigger backpack.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 02:37 AM

LL Bean doesn't make a bigger back-pack.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/31/2004 02:40 AM

Yes, but if they did, they would totaly guarantee it for life.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 02:47 AM

No one outside of the state of Maine believes me when I tell them that if my backpack gets dropped in a vat of acid, I can get a new one for free.

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/31/2004 02:49 AM

<action>puts on Texas drawl</action>Well that there's crazy talk.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 02:50 AM

Isn't it almost 4 am in Maine? What are you doing on GAB? Shouldn't you be sleeping or at least freezing?

Briham 38,843 10
03/31/2004 02:50 AM

Every backpack should have a guarantee like that.

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
03/31/2004 02:52 AM

n00bs on GAB: it's like fresh meats

Frogtacular 173,153 25
03/31/2004 02:52 AM

LL Bean sent me new Tevas after the velcro wore out.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
03/31/2004 02:53 AM

That it be filled with plastic bags of weed?

Frogtacular 173,153 25
03/31/2004 02:53 AM

it's like fresh meats



try again, dear.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/31/2004 02:54 AM

It's not even 2! and if I got to bed now, I will NEVER be able to sleep untill noon.



And the weather is great, it almost hit 50 today!

Briham 38,843 10
03/31/2004 02:57 AM

5 AP Tests! It's like a prisoner's penis meets my tender young anus. Is that better?

MIPO now with more chitlins 363 9
03/31/2004 04:51 AM

New tender young noobs to bitch about.

its like STFU meets SUYTs.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/31/2004 05:17 AM

n00b males (and skank females)

It's like my fist meets your face!

leeny 33 9
03/31/2004 09:52 AM

Being a n00b on GAB is like Martha Stewart meeting the prison welcome wagon.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/31/2004 09:55 AM

But with Gingham.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
03/31/2004 10:14 AM

The Dems chance in Novemeber, it's like bambi meets godzilla.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/31/2004 10:39 AM

Yeah, Dubya does seem to get that deer-in-the-headlights look from time to time.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/31/2004 11:41 AM

Curling. It's like Hockey meets Swiffer. - a whole tube, give me a Frost-ing break



TGIF. It's like Boy meets World. - it only got one clickie, but does not deserve Shakespeare. NOT FUNNY!



Beer! It's like sodapop meets clumsy sexual advances! - deserves more clickies



GaB! It's like the special olympics meets fetish night at the zoo. - please quit trying, you are an insult to humor



5 AP tests to study for! It's like a prisoner's pee-pee meeting my tender young anus. - only one clickies?



America! It's like Canada meets gun violence! - yea...that's funny...funny enough to poop on. Quit posting!



Dude, you guys are taking AP? Because I am taking real college courses! Let me tell you, college is a lot different than high school. For one, the weed is WAY better. WAY better. - damn you, you suck!



well, it's just one blood test, but they're screening me for just about all the STDs. - NOT FUNNY! and you have half a pee tube



You have been lied to. Weed comes in little plastic bags. How else would you be able to fit it in your backpack? - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You're the unfunniest member of GAB



LL Bean doesn't make a bigger back-pack. - WTF!



Yes, but if they did, they would totaly guarantee it for life. - almost half a tube...are you guys on drugs, this Shakespeare is not funny!



I give up. I conclude that no one on this site is funny, but Chi-Chi is so far from funny I fell sorry for you. It's hopeless guys, especially for Chi-Chi

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/31/2004 11:46 AM

The Nutz Brothers: It's like a prolapsed rectum meets cancer of the funny bone.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/31/2004 11:51 AM

Deez, if you put as much effort into posting something funny as you do in telling everyone else that they're not funny, you would be the king of comedy.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/31/2004 11:56 AM

I tried that with a different name, apparently I was a little funny, due to the amount of clickies i got, but I really got sick of everyone giving people like Trae, TableTop, Chi-Chi, ect. clickies for every single thing they say when most of it is not funny. There is too much ass kissing, and people that think they are baddass because they have been here forever and have lots of clickies. WHO GIVES A Shakespeare!

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
03/31/2004 11:57 AM

You, apparently.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/31/2004 12:03 PM

I believe it was the great philosopher of our time, Yoda, who said:



There is no try. There is only do.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/31/2004 12:03 PM

I dont like clickies, they give me too much of an ego boost and I start thinking I am better than everyone else.



The other day I was eating dinner with my dog, and my dog was like "hey deeznutz, your food taste like Shakespeare. ruff-ruff", so I grabbed that little bitch by her ears and showed her where I got a clickie, then I realized how baddass I was, and that clickes are kinda like steroids, and they are not good for your body. All it makes me want to do is fight and Frost because I think I am the Shakespeare when I recieve clickies.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/31/2004 12:05 PM

Deez, I think you're exaggerating just a tad. I think Trae, TableTopJane, and Chi-Chi are al very funny, but I certainly don't click nearly everything they post. Even if I felt like doing so, I just don't have the time. I'm sure that I fall in with the majority in that respect. I click what I think is funny regardless of who posts it. The important distinction is that it's what I think is funny. You may disagree. Comedy is very subjective.



I don't find the clickies to be terribly important, though. It's a nice feature to let us know that people liked our jokes without them needing to say, "Hey, I liked your joke.", but the conversations themselves are what I really care about.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/31/2004 12:07 PM

I just give clickies based on their icon, and tabletops icon sucks, maybe thats it.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/31/2004 12:07 PM

You're right. Christmas isn't about the gifts. It's about the time you share with the ones you love.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/31/2004 12:13 PM

Another thing...it realy pisses me off when people get pissed off when they get mahad...the way I see it, if someone says something that is not funny, it should be mahad...just as if it is funny, you should give it a clickie





AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! whats wrong with me to day?! Why am I so pissed?! I think I need a cigarete.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
03/31/2004 12:15 PM

Or possibly a bullet. Don't rule that out.

Try Aimless with milk!! 54,807 10
03/31/2004 12:17 PM

I find a good enima really does the trick for me.



















What?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 12:19 PM

DeezNutz: It's like retarded meets unrecoverable head trauma.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
03/31/2004 12:19 PM

And I read Playboy for the articles

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/31/2004 12:20 PM

I use to maha like that. "Not funny!" click! Hence the 1 to 3 mahas to clickies I have.



Now Im not so uptight. If it truly offendeds me or if its Lila, then I click.

False Prophet 451 0
03/31/2004 12:20 PM

DeezNutz iShakespeareler meets Colin quinn

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/31/2004 12:23 PM

Also, I am pretty sure DeeNutz, mynutzurface, qLoP, and countless other space retardeds are just HoBbers playing tricks on us. No one could possibly suck that much without actually trying to do so.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
03/31/2004 12:41 PM

Chi, I have to disagree to an extent......I have gone to HOB and read the board.......While I agree that it may be them posting here, but the unfunny seems to follow them back home too then.

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 242 10
03/31/2004 12:42 PM

www.yodastoilet.com - it's like Shakespeare meets the internet.



But it's good Shakespeare.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/31/2004 12:46 PM

"...it realy pisses me off when people get pissed off when they get mahad..."



It pisses me off when people get pissed off that people get pissed off when they get mahad.

iceftsman 2,131 10
03/31/2004 12:46 PM

For being so small, Yoda's toilet has a lot of Shakespeare in it.

242 10
03/31/2004 12:50 PM

SLAP!! - it's like my five fingers meet your face.

iceftsman 2,131 10
03/31/2004 12:57 PM

Um... no comment.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/31/2004 02:13 PM

Y'know, Gab is a lot like "Whose line is it anyways".



Most of it is built around pre-planned bits that we all try to make look spontaneous, it's not as funny as everyone thinks, and the points don't mean anything.

GoodNPlentyJane 173,958 15
03/31/2004 02:16 PM

Wait, DeeNutz mahas me because my icon sucks? Please tell me that you didn't really give me over 100 just because of my Frost-ing icon.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/31/2004 02:24 PM

From Justin to Kelly. It's like Kiss meets the phantom of the park.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/31/2004 02:35 PM

Wait a second. Not to beat a dead horse, but:



HighSoci pulls one little ol' kidnapping and we all lynch him, but CheeChy over here has a drug habit and no one's calling him an unfit father.



And they say that favoritism isn't an issue here on the board...

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
03/31/2004 02:40 PM

space retardeds



Watch it, Chi-Chi. . .

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/31/2004 03:16 PM

Jane, I think Deez was joking about the icon. We should at least give him credit for trying.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/01/2004 09:01 AM

a whole tube, give me a flapping break



You deserve a full pee tube DeezNutz...



...poured down your throat.

Stoat - Who throws a shoe? I mean really... 9,077 10
04/01/2004 09:04 AM

And stirred with a cattle prod

Declan McManus: My love makes me strong. 131,869 36
04/01/2004 09:07 AM

You rang?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
04/01/2004 11:06 AM

Goatsee; it likes Trixxie meets a doornob.