DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/01/2004 09:30 AM

departing Capcon.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/01/2004 09:30 AM

quadreplegic crawling along by his lips

Livewire 78,229 13
04/01/2004 09:30 AM

Zug page transfer on a Friday night.

GoodNPlentyJane 173,958 15
04/01/2004 09:31 AM

Slower than the Olsen twin's 18th birthday.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/01/2004 09:34 AM

girlfriend forgiving you for being 5 minutes late for a god damn date. 5 Frost-ing minutes.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/01/2004 09:36 AM

A dialogue scene in a porno.

Water Rainbowglitter 171,270 14
04/01/2004 09:41 AM

work without gab.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/01/2004 09:41 AM

...my career as a greased pole stripper.

iceftsman 2,131 10
04/01/2004 09:41 AM

a bunch of molassy in janurary.

GoodNPlentyJane 173,958 15
04/01/2004 09:42 AM

Slower than the end of Bush's term in office.

GoodNPlentyJane 173,958 15
04/01/2004 09:42 AM

Or maybe slower than the search for weapons of mass destruction.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/01/2004 09:43 AM

Christopher Reeves in a three-legged race

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/01/2004 09:44 AM

the sweet release of death

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/01/2004 09:45 AM

...watching George Clooney in Solaris

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/01/2004 09:47 AM

Stephen Hawking singing "Supercalafragalisticexpealidocious"

Fearsome Orange 262 13
04/01/2004 09:57 AM

than a slug on Occam's razor.

French Mailman 176,432 56
04/01/2004 10:47 AM

...than the pope's see-through car.

Felix 2,568 10
04/01/2004 10:56 AM

a constipated three toe sloth.

SnivelingMessJane 173,958 15
04/01/2004 12:11 PM

Slower that Frankie Muniz's puberty.

Legend 30,076 18
04/01/2004 12:46 PM

....getting an article posted.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
04/01/2004 12:51 PM

Mike Tyson getting through 3rd grade

Pubah, Dame Bonky's Loving Bodyguard 56,794 18
04/05/2004 10:06 PM

Slower than a...

...constipated sloth Shakespearetin sargum in a snowstorm.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/05/2004 10:18 PM

Huh?

Pubah, Dame Bonky's Loving Bodyguard 56,794 18
04/05/2004 10:20 PM

Slower than...

Marilyn trying to make sence of Pubaese.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/05/2004 10:21 PM

One time I saw Jumanji and my foot hurt.

Pubah, Dame Bonky's Loving Bodyguard 56,794 18
04/05/2004 10:29 PM

<action>Hurrumphs</action>



Rolls the dice

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/05/2004 10:30 PM

Owwwww! Stop. You Froster.

The Llama-nator 7,194 10
04/05/2004 11:33 PM

clit-less woman in bed

Lunchbroke 14,650 10
04/06/2004 02:08 AM

slower than a dissolving urinal cake.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
04/06/2004 02:10 AM

Third grade, both times.

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 242 10
04/06/2004 02:33 AM

Slower than a one legged turtle on valume.

Pubah, Bitter Protector of Bonky's Hair 56,794 18
04/07/2004 11:39 PM

Klansman in a voting booth when all the candidates are black

nitsud2dustin 8 9
04/07/2004 11:42 PM

my girlfriend's orgasms

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/07/2004 11:42 PM

election that depends on the votes of Florida to decide the outcome.

Pubah, Bitter Protector of Bonky's Hair 56,794 18
04/07/2004 11:42 PM

Slower than an



Anna Nicole Thought

Pubah, Bitter Protector of Bonky's Hair 56,794 18
04/07/2004 11:44 PM

Deep South minute

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/07/2004 11:49 PM

. . . the King of the Hill episode before the new Simpsons.

frito lay me 24 9
04/08/2004 12:21 AM

slower than calista flockhart in a pie-eating contest.

The Llama-nator 7,194 10
04/08/2004 12:25 AM

At first glance I thought Frito was a Nutz, and I nearly passed out from shock that he had managed to come up with a funny, non-antagonizing post. As a reward to Frito for not being a Nutz brother, I took his clickie virginity.

Fluro 14,139 11
04/08/2004 12:37 AM

... A Volvo.



(sorry pr0n, i had to do it before you did)



... gab servers.



... a woman to orgasm

Pubah is not Himself These Days 56,794 18
04/16/2004 07:18 PM

Kama Sutra Orgasm

Pubah 56,794 18
04/21/2004 12:49 AM

An Omaha Winter

Crayon_Eater 110 9
04/21/2004 12:58 AM

nigga tryin to read

something clever 386 10
04/21/2004 12:59 AM

my ky warming lube free sample coming! seriously they got 'em... I can't wait!

Mr.Glass: The World's First Smartmonaut 25,340 11
04/21/2004 01:05 AM

A turd of hurtles.

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/21/2004 01:23 AM

A morning wood piss.

Corky, Misunderstood Genius 0 9
04/21/2004 03:00 AM

old people Frostin