superchicken 6,678 0
04/02/2004 09:18 PM

yall.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/02/2004 09:19 PM

any win is still a win. since we're such a disappointment, i recommend leaving. failing that, perhaps you should tone down your postings and stick to one account.

The Right Honourable BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/02/2004 09:20 PM

Oh! I get it! It's like shorthand for "my testicles on your face!"



Heh. Awesome.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/02/2004 09:21 PM

but once again yall have shocked me and truly showed me what you are made of



You mean like this? He really showed the world what he's made of.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/02/2004 09:23 PM

i missed goatse. it's been so long, i didn't even check the properties.



whipes jizz off keyboard

Bonky 75,728 15
04/02/2004 09:38 PM

I've just had the worst Mexican food ever!

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/02/2004 09:44 PM

Hey, tickle-dick, you brought this upon yourself. If you'd tried to fit in, instead of telling us that every Frostin thing we post is pure Shakespeare, Jeff wouldn't have gotten involved.





My suggestion is that you eat the barrel of a pistol. The last thing going through your mind should be your teeth.



Have a nice day.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/02/2004 09:45 PM

And you thought John didn't love us...

superchicken 6,678 0
04/02/2004 09:46 PM

jeff stupid, it's JEFF!!!!



look above you.

Pubah 56,794 18
04/02/2004 09:55 PM

One person telling is a snitch.

Fourty people telling is a MANDATE!

ringworm 68,315 13
04/02/2004 09:56 PM

tickledick: it's this year's chuckleFrost.

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
04/02/2004 10:21 PM

<action> tickles ringworms dick



































...with a feather

Mechanic: Bonky's Highlighter of Lurve 56,794 18
04/02/2004 10:28 PM

Dude,

If that funnyFrostTard Goddot can find a way to fit in...





Nevermind

Scratchy 2,750 12
04/02/2004 10:29 PM

Particularly nice weather ma'am?

Mechanic: Bonky's Highlighter of Lurve 56,794 18
04/02/2004 10:31 PM

There will be no more testiculartickling here...



move along

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/02/2004 10:32 PM

Raining like Frost out ain't it?

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
04/02/2004 10:50 PM

IT'S Y'ALL. SEE THE APOSTROPHE?



*mutters* this is what happens when non-Texans try to be all Texas-y.

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
04/02/2004 10:58 PM

See? Now, why does someone have to sip my pee for that comment.



*hands someone a bottle of lotion*



Here, put this on your skin.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
04/02/2004 11:21 PM

Wow, someone more hated than The Maharishi.





Somehow I feel threatened by that.

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
04/02/2004 11:27 PM

<action>gazes into crystal ball</action>I see a day when a maha is no longer called a maha but a nutz. And, like the Maharishi, Nutz no longer posts, but is only a hated icon of the days of yore, living only in legend, his memory kept alive by the elders, explaining why nega-clickies are called Nutz to the noobs.

Bonky 75,728 15
04/02/2004 11:27 PM

Trae is not more hated than The PeehariShakespearehat's going to get a negaclickie, I'm sure.)



I am supposed to be studying and YOU PEOPLE ARE A BAD INFLUENZA!

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
04/02/2004 11:28 PM

Heh. I tried to type Maharishi followed by the, but the swearbot made mahariShakespearehe.

Bonky 75,728 15
04/02/2004 11:29 PM

Ahems.



the Peeharishi.



(That's going to....blah blah blah)

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/02/2004 11:46 PM

This never would have happened if you heartless monsters hadn't stripped him of his newb status and the righteous protection of LEN.



Meanies.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 12:01 AM

This is the kind of response that i was hoping for. I must say that it is nice to see mostly everyone representing. For the record I still think that Y'ALL have a long way to come. For example, Hammerhead made a reference to killing myself. Believe me I have thought about it time and time again when I read the crap Y'ALL post and realize that this its what our society and "Community" has come to. I have made several very funny comments about the "Community" doing what is best and committing mass suicide and received no piss. This is exactly why people like DeezNutz and myself sacrifice our time to try and bring "the funny" and teach "the funny" to you drones. Please for your own sakes keep John out of this.











For the record I was born and raised in Texas. I figured that Y'ALL could figure out what I was saying without the apostrophe. Once again I have overestimated Y'ALL's intelligence.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/03/2004 12:12 AM

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
04/03/2004 12:15 AM

The maha for my Y'ALL comment really showed your maturity level. And its "teh funny",

bitch.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
04/03/2004 12:21 AM

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.



That took you two minutes to read?



*hangs head in shame*





Vlad still has to sound out the words. The worst part is trying to speak with fangs in your mouth.

Supercunt 19,936 13
04/03/2004 12:24 AM

oh Frost you people. How come I'm not getting e-mails from John?

¼ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
04/03/2004 12:26 AM

I got an e-mail from John once. All it said was "No."

MissBehave 3,853 11
04/03/2004 02:29 AM

Nutz, at least he didn't insult your cooking skills.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 02:36 AM

Llama brings up another thing about this damn "Community" that really pisses me off. It isn't real witty to bring a typo to everyone's attention. Yet there are countless examples where you people simply point out a typo and get full piss. There is nothing unique or funny about that. I suppose that is why Y'ALL do it. Lama as far as the response you got from John let me guess what your email said:



Dear John,



Do you really think that I should continue on with my life? It is real shame that my parents were pro-life. Looking back on things I must say that I cannot think of a single thing that I have contributed to the World or the zug "Community." I have never been laid and there is no hope of it ever happening. You are my last hope John. I have turned to the whole zug "Community" and they have shunned me do to my lack of originality and overall stupidity Can you think of any reasons why I should go on???



Sincerely,



LlamaIsuckAtLife















Maybe you ought to reread his response.



By the way Llama you may place my Nutz on your face.

MissBehave 3,853 11
04/03/2004 02:40 AM

Nutz is like a dog who returns to his own vomit and eats it.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/03/2004 02:45 AM

nutz, you Emerson, why do you keep maha-ing me to death?

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:46 AM

Can you please find another retort than to tell every one to place your nutz on their face? It's not all that witty, and frankly, it is really immature. It just proves that you're exactly what every one has been saying all along. Grow the Frost up and quitcherbitchen. Oh, and don't respond to me. You're not worthy. And you'd have to grow nutz for anyone to place them anywhere.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/03/2004 02:56 AM

I have never been laid and there is no hope of it ever happening.



unless i'm confusing her for someone else, llama is asian, female, and in texas. based on that criteria, i'd hit it.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/03/2004 02:59 AM

and i'm really not even that picky. that's just an ideal.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 03:15 AM

Ok MC Hammer What is mature, me placing my Nutz on your FACE (which I am not going to do cause you are not worthy) or telling on someone? Come on guys grow a pair. By the way I feel more then worthy to respond to anyone who named himself after M.C. Hammer. To Legit To Quit!!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 03:15 AM

Ok MC Hammer What is mature, me placing my Nutz on your FACE (which I am not going to do cause you are not worthy) or telling on someone? Come on guys grow a pair. By the way I feel more then worthy to respond to anyone who named himself after M.C. Hammer. Too Legit To Quit!!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 03:16 AM

Wow it went twice.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time 131,869 36
04/03/2004 03:19 AM

Wow it went twice





Which is more than your dates can say about you.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 03:32 AM

For once someone is correct. I often hear Holy Shakespeare 4 times!!! My record by the way is 7 in 3 hours she had between 18-20. Hooray for My Nutz!!



And for those of you who don't have intercourse (most of you) I am referring to Orgasms. Don't ask your wives/girlfriends about em cause I am sure if they are with you they don't know what they are.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 03:39 AM

Uh, Hammerhead, a type of shark, is where my name comes from. You'd know the significance if you'd been here long enough to read my shark in a jar thread. Also, assclown, you can't be older than sixteen and wanking off seven times in three hours had to have hurt.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 03:41 AM

And rewinding the porno nine times doesn't mean she was orgasiming because of you.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 03:44 AM

Listen M.C. my record for jerking off is WAY more then 7 times in 3 hours. What can I say? I am proud of seven but what do you do? She got tired and went to bed. By the way I think that "Hammer Time" was your best work.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 03:58 AM

Oh, and by the way, your attempts to degrade me, a white guy, by comparing me to a black rapper/preacher, are no more effective than your attempts to "straighten out the board and it's contributors" by reprimanding us with your (utter lack of) genetalia. You pole smoking fashion victim.



Oh, and I now hereby invoke the "I'm rubber, You're glue" defense as I am retiring for the evening. Sweet Frost-ing dreams, porkchop. I hope you fall victim to a happenstance meteor strike.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 04:15 AM

As long as you tell me where I can get a sweet pair of those parachute pants it is all good M.C. Too Legit To Quit.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 04:17 AM

By the way M.C. is about as close to being a preacher as you are being funny. Nighty Night.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/03/2004 04:19 AM

You know what, I'm starting to believe nutzyfeatures is right.



He says he and his bumchum Deez are the funny ones, showing us the light and true path to comedy. That's two people with a compelling argument.



On the other hand, the entire GAB board, all of the non-logged-inners, the massive difference ratio of clickies for the Nutz Lovers, and for every other "unfunny" gabbers, and even the GAB Administration disagree.



I'm so confused!

Bonky 75,728 15
04/03/2004 10:44 AM

And rewinding the porno nine times doesn't mean she was orgasiming because of you.

You know, Hammerhead, I am beginning to think those women . . . (dramatic pause) . . . fake their orgasm.



I know, I know..... just doesn't make sense. I mean, look at those studs they have the sexes with!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/03/2004 10:59 AM

I'm now convinced that someone is pranking us. Anyone with so much hosility would have gone on a killing spree by now. I'll keep watching the news, just in case.

Chance 171,270 14
04/03/2004 11:01 AM

Please for your own sakes keep John out of this.

Are we being threatened? Whatcha gonna do nutz............tell your mommy?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/03/2004 11:07 AM

Hey, I've got some piss for this Nutz guy































































































on his face!!

Lizzie B. Goode 4,212 10
04/03/2004 01:04 PM

I think you may be confused, Lila. Those are my nutz.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/03/2004 01:07 PM

Come on guys, girls, and TTJ is this really how you want to win?



What the Frost? I get my own category? And all my life my parents told me I was a girl.

Lizzie B. Goode 4,212 10
04/03/2004 01:13 PM

Oh, this explains why you were confused about masturbating.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/03/2004 01:14 PM

Yes, it does Lizzie. Yes it does.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 01:38 PM

Damn, I hate to prove NoNutz wrong, but M.C. Hammer is a preacher. Second Paragraph.

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/03/2004 02:00 PM

. Yet there are countless examples where you people simply point out a typo and get full piss.



I just want to address this point for a second. There have been numerous people that have come to the board with a similar attitude to yours -- basically that of a frustrated 13 year old boy playing an online game -- and this point always comes up.



No the typos per se, but the "I did what you do, why don't I get acceptance, too?" And every time, I have to question whether the individual is truly old enough to post here. You see, there's something that you learn in adult life known as a "community dynamic".



One aspect of this is that a community will protect itself from attack from an outside force.



Another is that responses to an action will differ based upon the actor, and what his/her position within the community is.



Setting yourself apart as an attacker will gain you nothing but negativity. If you truly ARE an adult, then you've just got some control issues and like to Frost around with strangers. An the other hand, your argument just sounds like a teenager whining, "It's not faiiiiiirrrrr!!!!"

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/03/2004 02:06 PM

No the typos per se



You spelled "Not" wrong.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time 131,869 36
04/03/2004 02:13 PM

Could it be that the nutz "boys" are returning former GABbers who are too wussy to post under their old GABnames?

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:15 PM

I'd almost believe that if they'd come up with a better line than "you may now place my nutz on your face" for every retort they offer.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 02:27 PM

The preacher comment was a joke. For example, you are as funny as you are straight (implying that you are very very gay because you are very very unfunny) I believe Deion Sanders is a preacher too. Hell I may as well call myself one. Holy Hammer!! Praise the M.C. himself for reassuring all of us that if M.C. Hammer and Deion can be preachers we are all on our way to hell. I do appreciate your attempt to search the web simply to prove me wrong. Nice try.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:31 PM

Wow. That's clever of you. Please, remind me again how unfunny I am. I'd like to know. Go eat a bowl of dick. Porkchop.

Gonzo 20,522 17
04/03/2004 02:32 PM

Demo, even I had to click that.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/03/2004 02:32 PM

Good afternoon, NutzFace. You said you were out of town. Was it business, or pleasure? Did you have a good time? I think I kind of missed you when you were gone. GAB just isn't the same without you. Yeah, you're a complete dick, but without you, the hostility level was just too low.

The Mailman 176,432 56
04/03/2004 02:34 PM

Jesus said, "Father, forgive these people, because they don't know what they are doing."



Luke, chap. 23, verse 34.



Amen.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 02:34 PM

It was business thanks for asking. It is good to be back amongst Y'ALL.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/03/2004 02:40 PM

Well, it is just me now. Deeznutz was banned and cannot log onto Gab anymore. I don't know what we will do without him, but I will try to fill his shoes.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:43 PM

One down, one to go.

Knewt the Cute Noiseless Mute 159 10
04/03/2004 02:43 PM

now, how did he manage to get banned?

Phuc 237,915 21
04/03/2004 02:45 PM

For the record I was born and raised in Texas.



I just stuck a few pieces of soggy short-grain white rice on the cat's head so he'd know what it was like to feel your Texan testes on his face.



Hammerhead--you are the god of the week. I pissed all over you throughout reading this thread!

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 02:48 PM

<action>bows</action>Thanks Phuc. I am humbled at your praises. I was trying to be indifferent in the beginning, however it got to the point where he deserved every Frost-ing thing said, so I reverted to my no0b-be-gone attitude.

Phuc 237,915 21
04/03/2004 02:52 PM

grunt



Yeah.. a couple more drops there for y'ze.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/03/2004 06:08 PM

You know, I was just re-reading this thread, laughing my ass off, and I felt the urge to make a comment about something NoNutz said.



He commented that people get mad clickies for pointing out typos and spelling. And he was hurt and confused by this. I believe that he has no sense of irony, which is why he believes that we are all unfunny. Typically, most of our comedy does stem from irony. And dick jokes. But he doesn't get that most of the people correcting the typos are 1)being ironic, or 2)Making it a double entendre. Or making this joke:



Poster 1: I'm cool!

Poster 2: You spelled cool wrong, it should read d-i-c-k-h-e-a-d.



But then again, he could just be a Frost-ing asshat.

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/03/2004 06:23 PM

I'm gonna go with the latter. Wait, lemme think about that for another sec. Yep, definitely the latter.

qLoP 451 0
04/03/2004 06:32 PM

Hammerhead and mynutzurface, although you guys are hated enemies you can unite over your mutal hatred for homeless clowns.

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/03/2004 06:34 PM

You pickin on my mama?

666 10
04/03/2004 06:35 PM

A-HA! Worthy adversaries at last!

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/03/2004 06:38 PM

Mama!

666 10
04/03/2004 06:43 PM

My Precious!

The Right Honourable BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/03/2004 06:59 PM

Deeznutz was banned?!



. . .



Nope. . . just doesn't have the same ring.

Fluro 14,139 11
04/03/2004 07:46 PM

I cant believe that you suck so much, nuts. You're stuck in the bear cave. You can hear the growling. Most other people would have left the cave after hearing that. But no. You smother yourself in honey and keep running in.



Darwinism is going to take over soon.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
04/03/2004 07:49 PM

unless i'm confusing her for someone else, llama is asian, female, and in texas. based on that criteria, i'd hit it.



My understanding is that Ringworm will tap any chick that weighs less than him.

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 242 10
04/03/2004 08:12 PM

<action>hides behind bar and attempts to throw voice</action>



I thought DeezNutz was funny.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/03/2004 08:12 PM

So even Oprah and Roseanne aren't safe?

Fluro 14,139 11
04/03/2004 08:12 PM

My understanding of him is that there aren't many chicks that DO way less than him....

ringworm 68,315 13
04/03/2004 08:22 PM

on that note, there aren't many chicks who will do me, either.

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/04/2004 12:51 AM

Get a tan and update that ass picture you keep showing us, and your odds might improve. Or just pay for it.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/04/2004 01:18 AM

Hey M.C. Nice to see that you still have not gotten over the fact that Y'ALL are a bunch of pussies who decided to tell on me rather then just deal with it and hit back. I must say your "eat a bowl of dick" comment was unique. Not funny but unique. Don't worry I gave you a nutz for it. It is also funny that I don't post things for hours and hours and come home to you drones still bitching at me. Look at the title of this freaking conversation. It reads "I Cant Believe Yall Told on Me?!?!" No one has come to the plate and admitted to the fact that Y'ALL are nothing but a bunch of Shakespeare eating assclowns who decided to go tell on me rather then deal with it or fight back. What the hell did Y'ALL tell on me fore....being funny? I guess this response stems from getting your ass kicked through school. Hell most of Y'ALL are still probably taking it up the ass like you did back then in your jobs today. Good luck working your way up to middle management or the night shift. Someone grow a pair and please explain to me why Y'ALL told on me.



As far as DeezNutz is concerned he will be missed. I guess Y'ALL can finally get it through your Frost-ing skulls that we are in fact 2 different people. Don't worry though he will be back.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/04/2004 01:19 AM

By the way I know the room is "Yall Told on Me?!?!" Save it.

666 10
04/04/2004 01:29 AM

You're a dick?

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
04/04/2004 01:40 AM

One last response to you, Porkchop. First, I'd like to make it clear that I didn't "tell on you." But by the tone of this thread, there are several people who would have gladly reported you for abuse. And I'm sure that Jeff and the Zug Admin. would have found out about your attitude and posting rather quickly due to the fact that they do read the threads.



Second, I believe that it's already been proven that you aren't welcome here, even without my attempts to get a rise out of you (it worked by the way). I just happen to be the most vocal right now, although I'm not as hostile as say Alpha Malestrom or Virn. And you say that you leave and we "drones" are still talking about you? Yes, we will still adamantly offer hate and loathing upon you until you get the point and Frost-ing leave (or are banned, we don't care).



Thirdly, your repeated responses to my posts are only proving further that you really don't have a Frost-ing clue. I'll admit most of my posts are only slightly amusing, however the fact that you respond with complete horseShakespeare makes them comedy gold. And I've been given much piss in my tubes for it. Which makes you even more mad. I could give two Shakespeares about you. I could give a flying Frost about what you do here. I could give a rats ass about your very existence, you sorry excuse for intelligent life. Because I have seen people like you on here before, and I'll see them long after you leave. But the board will remain, and so will we.



So eat Shakespeare and bark at the moon, Porkchop.

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/04/2004 01:49 AM

Goodness, somebody's stuck on Texan mode. Maybe his cowboy hat is a bit too tight.



And all that repressed anger over the addition of a little ole apostrophe. Did your English teacher copulate you once, steal your virginity, and then kick you to the curb?

Knewt the Cute Noiseless Mute 159 10
04/04/2004 11:40 AM

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator, and so on..), i've had yo momma.

and yo momma is ALL that. and fat.

ratt-ta-ta-tat!

y'kno'wud'aym'sayin'??

WORD!



..now tom with the weather..

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 11:51 AM

The sad thing is that if this Nutz guy's aim was to get a full tube by creating a particular thread - he has wildly succeeded.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/04/2004 12:38 PM

My goal isn't so much to get a thread with full piss but a thread that dominates this "Community" which has also been a success.



M.C. I appreciate you admitting the fact that your posts are "only slightly amusing." I think you are giving yourself too much credit but it was the only time I gave you a little piss cause I see signs of honesty. Lets think about this, the person who put the post up admits to all of us that it in fact at best is "slightly amusing". Yet even when he admits this he continues to get full piss. This further proves my point that no one here is truly funny and worse no one here really knows what funny is.



I now know more then ever how lost all of Y'ALL are. My job is a hard one but I wont rest until my job is done.



M.C. you really did get a rise out of me.... After reading your posts I went on a major steroid rampage. When I came to my house was destroyed, my car ended up on my roof, and I apparently bit the head off my dog. Please hold back M.C. you are running my life........... Fag.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 12:39 PM

What exactly is this "job" you won't rest until you finish?

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/04/2004 01:43 PM

It seems my previous post has merited another maha from the nutz. I must have struck a nerve.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/04/2004 02:49 PM

be thankful, that Emerson gives me like 10 maha's every time he loggs on, it seems. And i havn't even said much about her.



































ya i said her, she's a bitch.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/04/2004 02:50 PM

a little punk bitch.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/04/2004 02:52 PM

thats too much to read, my eyes are hurting

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 03:49 PM

I'm going to be serious for one moment Porkchop. You see, I only have to be slightly amusing. Because I can hold the attention of the community. My posts are hilarious to everyone here because of your reactions. My slightly funny posts get the praise from everyone because of context. And the fact that I'm saying what every one here thinks. I get full piss tubes because they agree.



I am also given praise because I've bashed you like the no0b you are, and every one likes a no0b bash. I've also played you like a violin. Your arguements are invalid. Every thing you post in this thread continues to bolster everyones belief that you are what you are.



And I'm going to be honest. When we tell people to leave, usually it is for comedic value. Most no0bs are too thin skinned, and they believe us. You, on the other hand are too much of an asshat to believe that we really don't want you here. DeezNutz got banned. You were only allowed to stay because you weren't quite as hostile. There hasn't been any one banned from here in a very long time. And the fact that Jeff deemed it necessary to ban him and threaten you with it, should be a clue. Get over yourself, you aren't that important. You won't reform us, and you won't change our ways.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 04:23 PM

I less than three Mr. Hammerhead.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 04:24 PM

Please, Hammerhead, don't hurt 'em.

Sorry, I couldn't resist a little Hamma humor.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 04:25 PM

I heart you much Lila. How are you today, fair maiden?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 04:26 PM

Nursing my permanent springtime sinus headache with Tylenol and a heating pad and warming up a modest lunch.

Et tu?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 04:29 PM

Watching my boy. And bashing asshats.

Munkus 2,801 10
04/04/2004 04:30 PM

just a random thought but whats the deal with hating 'n00bs' so much. how do you know when your not a n00b anymore?



*awaits verbal-abuse*

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 04:32 PM

If you have to ask, you're still a n0ob. You can only be recognized as a regular by an old timer.



So STFU and get back into your cage.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/04/2004 04:33 PM

Do we each get our own cage?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/04/2004 04:35 PM

<action>bites fartpuppy on the paw and takes his gruel

Munkus 2,801 10
04/04/2004 04:37 PM

must it be a cage? i dont want to get grill marks on my ass again.





although i guess i could play chess on it in an emergency.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 04:37 PM

<action>whacks cage with stick</action>No.

Munkus 2,801 10
04/04/2004 04:40 PM

<action>gets out emergency chessboard</action>

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/04/2004 04:49 PM

I am also given praise because I've bashed you like the no0b you are, and every one likes a no0b bash.



Mr Chairman, point of order?



The assorted nutz are, in fact, no longer newbs. A vote was held, promoting them from that status and (incidentally) removing them from my protection. I continue, as always,to deplore the "bashing" of actual newbs.



So lay off the munkus.



Hello munkus. Q to Q8.

Munkus 2,801 10
04/04/2004 04:54 PM

hello, its ok im not really new. ive long been a zugist-type but i never actually get round to posting on gab much.



by the way, would you really want those Emersons under your protection anyway? thats like protecting charle manson or the ebola virus.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/04/2004 04:56 PM

I love the ebola virus

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/04/2004 05:01 PM

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.



I believe the newbies are our future

Teach them well and let them post away

Show them all the funny that they have inside...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/04/2004 05:05 PM

The commitee recognizes the Monkey, and his first point that the NoNutz crew was, in fact, reduced in rank from n0ob to the equivilant of NLI Frosters, and are thereby subject to bashing, hazing, and any and all forms of torture.



However, this commitee does not decide policy on the bashing of n0obs. This procedure is decided by the full Congress, and cannot be voted upon without the full Congress.



As it stands, n0obs will be bashed, even if under the LEN commitee protection. Until they prove themselves either above or below those standards. They will remain in their cages. And follow the STFU or SUYT clauses.



This commitee is in recess.



*bangs gavel*

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 05:07 PM

Yaay! 3 month vacation!!

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/04/2004 05:08 PM

Excellent. Just because we're going to conquer your world and rule it with an iron paw doesn't mean we can't all be civilized about it.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/04/2004 05:17 PM

Can't we all just get along?

Phuc 237,915 21
04/04/2004 05:27 PM

(bumps)



This thread has brought many a tear of joy to these world-weary eyes. The see a Texan reduced to a mewling baby is the purest comedy gold!



I bow to Hammahead, Lila, Llama, and all of you who have given me a week's worth of amusement through but one meagre thread.



You've made me proud.



Shout outs to the n00bz who have had the spunk to post in this thread--your deeds have been written in the anals of GAB.

Munkus 2,801 10
04/04/2004 05:30 PM

i dont want to be in someones anal



*cringe*

The Llamanator. (Not to be confused w/ laminator) 7,194 10
04/04/2004 05:31 PM

If you want to be accepted, you will enter an anal, and you will like it!

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/04/2004 05:38 PM

I got a bow from the almighty Al? Well, while your head is down there and all...

Fluro 14,139 11
04/04/2004 05:52 PM

The point seems to be missed- The creator of a comedy message board and commedian has told you nicely that you do infact, suck. Now would be the time to piss off. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Phuc 237,915 21
04/04/2004 06:52 PM

A'ight, Lila, I've swiffered your linoleum.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/05/2004 06:46 AM

Any tard that so seriously asks the question "Why did you tell on me?" and uses the term "Y'ALL" every fifth word, deserves instant banning for being the small child that they are.



Here's a little tip from 26 years of experience: Grown ups don't say "Why did you tell on me".



kthx



This is a community of all ages, but it is a functional and professional community. In such an environment, people inform the administration if there is a user creating a problem. It's how it works. It's not "telling on someone", it's identifying a small issue and informing the relevant authority.



Anyway, on a side note, my esteemed sharky colleague Mr Hammerhead is correct.



You are a Frost-ing porkchop...

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/05/2004 10:40 AM

DeezNutz got banned. You were only allowed to stay because you weren't quite as hostile.



Um, point of contention here, Hammerhead, I'm pretty sure that DeezNutz got banned because he and Porkchop are the same person, and John was knocking out some of the alts. Which was nice, and makes me forgive him for the whole "losing Chicken's article" thing.



This was the funniest thread I have read in a while. It is good to start the week with.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/05/2004 11:00 AM

By the way, it's spelled nuts.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/05/2004 11:02 AM

I can't believe it took 130 some-odd posts before I contributed a post. A new record for me, I think.



If I start going all DemoMonkey and playing nice, please kick me.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 11:07 AM

Consider it done.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 12:03 PM

Ok I want to clear a few things up.

First of all Deeznutz and myself are not the same person. Y'ALL are just going to have to deal with that some how. He didn't get kicked off because he was more hostile either. The reason was simply that Y'ALL told on us and he happened to be under a fake email address.

Second I don't give a nutz for saying things about me. There have been several times where there have been comments about myself that I have in fact given piss to. The only way you get a nutz is if you post something that isn't funny. It just so happens that I am the first person of this "community" who actually has a sense of humor and it turns out yall say A LOT of unfunny Shakespeare.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 12:03 PM

Third titling this thread "Why did you tell on me?" would not have been the right name for this thread. First, I don't care why Y'ALL told on me. I figured it was cause Y'ALL don't have thick skin or a sense of humor and I already knew that. Second the simple title of "Why did you tell on me?" doesn't give my reaction justice. I have never laughed so hard in my life then when I received that email from John. I mean the "community" told on me for being mean. It was the proof that I needed that I was actually making a difference and gave me the strength to push on. That is great. Third the email stated that several of Y'ALL told on me not just one person. I was not directing the thread at one person but to all you drones who snitched. I have caught a lot of Shakespeare for this word though. First Y'ALL didn't get it cause there was no apostrophe. Now this BS from STOAT. Y'ALL is the plural form of you. I am not addressing one person. I am addressing all you Shakespeare eating Prime Ribs.

Stoat I have not been around for as long as you have but let me teach you 2 things I have picked up in my lifetime. 1) Don't tell on people. (There are reasons listed in an above post that says this response probably was taught to you are an early age while you were getting the Shakespeare beat out of you everyday growing up....etc. 2) when attempting to make a point make sense. STOAT: "Any tard that so seriously asks the question "Why did you tell on me?" and uses the term "Y'ALL" every fifth word, deserves instant banning for being the small child that they are.



Here's a little tip from 26 years of experience: Grown ups don't say "Why did you tell on me"."



Good morning everyone. Lets play nice.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 12:06 PM

Anyone catch the Stone Cold Steve Austin Bio on A&E last night?

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 12:57 PM

I did. I had no idea he fought the Nazis in WWII, and then was frozen in ice until Vince O'Neil thawed him out for Wrestlemania III.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 01:00 PM

I think I saw you at the Saturday night showing of Hellboy at the Paramount. You were the one on the date with the real ugly Etch a Sketch girl, right?

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 01:07 PM

That was you? You stole my jujubes you bastard!

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:11 PM

nutz



Please let me explain thing for you. Gab is a mix between a comedy message board and a highschool hallway. You have to understand this and pick your role in the hallway.



Let me give you a breakdown.



Trae is the teacher that wears short skirts.



Hammerhead is the dorky guy that's just fat enough to maybe be able to kick your ass but not quite irritating enough for you to want to make the effort.



BobJohnson is the science teacher that's played with mercury one too many times.



You, right now, are the fat slobbery 28 year old down-syndrome kid that gropes the blind girl and throws food at lunch.



Mr. Nutz - you need to modify your behavior if you wish to belong. If you do not wish to belong - then please quietly leave. There are many message boards on the internet and I'm sure some will be much funnier to you than this website.



If you would like some pointers on belonging please post and I'll start you out. You don't have to be liked to belong here. You just have to actually consider your audience and please a few members of that audience.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/05/2004 01:12 PM

Don't forget that I'm the fattie!!

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:13 PM

I don't see any reason why you should HAVE to go away. You are not funny and your persona now leads to humorous posts. You do need to post less but with more potentcy.



Try it out. Try reading the threads. If you don't think they are funny - perhaps you should move on. If you do find them funny - then adapt to that style of humor and become a part of the community.



I hope this helps.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:14 PM

Actually Lila - you're the low self value broken home weak father figure overweight girl that has an ugly face but VERY PRETTY HAIR and a natural talent for sucking dick.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 01:18 PM

Do me! Do me!!

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:20 PM

DR is the creepy guy that reads all the popular girl's emails and trys to use the info to get them in the sack....

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:20 PM

popular girl's



godot is the guy that failed english like 50 times...

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 01:21 PM

You spelled "theatre fag" wrong.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 01:29 PM

You were in theater DR? I would have never guess...

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/05/2004 01:55 PM

I'm guessing the whole "you're an immature delusional idiot" theme of my post was lost on you, PorkChop?



And possibly the most ironic and inadvertantly amusing thing you have said to date, was to attempt to berate me for not making sense while making a point. All you did was quote me - you didn't actually make a point.



I'm in an unfortunate position now - I'd really like to keep showing you the error of your ways, because cutting you down to size is easy, and amusing to other people, mainly because your views are unfounded, and your points invalid.



The problem I now face is, that you will never change your mind. You're one of these people that's waffled on so much, that you actually do believe you're right. You actually think that you are funny, and the hundreds of other people, with Ottos in excess of 100's of times your feeble amount, are not. So quite simply, it's pointless arguing with you, you're not really worth it.



One last point - try not to go round saying that "Y'all" is the plural of "You" to anyone - they're just going to laugh at your lack of intelligence.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
04/05/2004 01:57 PM

Who are you people and why should I care?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:59 PM

Cause your Heinyness cares about all her subjects

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/05/2004 02:03 PM

You take that back, godot!



I do NOT come from a broken home.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 02:23 PM

I'd like to comment on a couple of things.



Porkchop, learn how to count. And calling us Prime Ribs doesn't make sense. Unless you are retaliating against me and now Stoat calling you Porkchop. And even then, it doesn't have the same effect.



The line was drawn in the sand and I feel like Sam Houston getting every one to stay at the Alamo. I've been backed by everyone on the board (Godot is still a dipShakespeare), and you, Porkchop, are the one windowlicker that they don't talk about in history because they shot him for not getting with the program.



If your intelligence here reflects anything in real life, I agree with Stoat, you shouldn't be allowed out in public without adult supervision.



You are now officially known as Porkchop.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/05/2004 02:26 PM

Who cares? Damn.

Aimless stays crispy in milk!! 54,807 10
04/05/2004 02:29 PM

Porkchop was a perpetual spouter and was so loud it could easily be heard from the parking lot about 1/2 mile away.



QUIT SPEWING YOUR Shakespeare ALL OVER GAB!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 02:30 PM

No, this is porkchop spewing his Shakespeare all over GAB.





Semi- >*<

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 03:41 PM

You know The Alamo fell to the Mexican army. Right? Is this your attempt to hint that you want me to destroy all of you?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 03:42 PM

Too legit to quit!

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 03:43 PM

The line was drawn in the sand and I feel like Sam Houston getting every one to stay at the Alamo



I really don't get this line. It seems just a little dramatic to me. I can only wish that you feel exactly like Sam Houston





















Dead.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 03:47 PM

Hey, Porkchop is trying to be funny! Hahahaha





No, I wasn't making you out to be the Mexican Army, I was saying you were the tard they shot for not getting with the program.





Which isn't historical fact. It was just a device I was using to show what a pissant like you means around here, Porkchop.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/05/2004 03:48 PM

Who clicked porkchop on his posts there? Is he imping again?

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 03:49 PM

So were gonna kill Nutz because he doesn't wanna kill mexicans?



That sounds a bit rude...

Aimless stays crispy in milk!! 54,807 10
04/05/2004 03:51 PM

How Rude! </Stephanie Tanner>

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 03:51 PM

How Woood! </Jar Jar>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 03:54 PM

Godot probably clicked him. They are from the same ilk. Although I almost got used to Godot's Emersonry.



Godot, you're being too intelectual for the point I was trying to make. So STFU, dickhead.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 03:59 PM

Godot, you're being too intelectual for the point I was trying to make.



What was your point? I'm not sure I got it - I was all too busy being like - intellectual and stuff.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 04:02 PM

Dead Robot



I am so sorry, believe me.



But you quoted JarJar. That can't be allowed to pass unpunished. I'm sure you understand.



I await your retaliation with resignation.



Demo

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 04:04 PM

My point was that everyone here was telling Porkchop that he wasn't wanted, but he didn't get the point. He said earlier that he was from Texas (As am I), and I was making an Alamo reference due to that. Every one here got the point, and we want to shoot him because he doesn't.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 04:16 PM

My point was that everyone here was telling Porkchop that he wasn't wanted, but he didn't get the point.



Your point is stupid. Almost every noob that comes to this gab is met with full xenophobic angst (save Demo who is just a fruitcake). We ridicule and thrash them in the hopes of making them go away and to score some easy clickies. That is the way things are.



Mr. Nuts has failed to comply with our social rules. I do not think his actions are inadvertant. I do not think he does not understand his actions. He knows why he is disliked. He knows he is abrasive and insulting and sometimes far too adolescent random and absurd for most of us. I usually don't think he's funny, but I think it's sad that some people really feel the need to push things so far as to get him banned from the site. He isn't spamming us. He hasn't flooded the board. His personality is really where the problem lies.



You people need to learn to Frost-ing cope.

Chance 171,270 14
04/05/2004 04:42 PM

Godot- you haven't been here for some time. Him and his Nutz boys have flooded the board on numerous occasions. Everytime he is around he analyzes everthing everyone says. Oh and God forbid someone get some pee! He starts whining and crying that no ones funny EXCEPT for him.

I say he's been and Emerson long enough. One of the Nutz boys got banned. One to go. ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BITCHES!

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 04:48 PM

Then be patient. Jeff Horgrove will eventually ban him. For now, stfu and deal with it.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
04/05/2004 04:50 PM

What you say is true, Chance. It got to the point that he posted on damn near every thread. He'd say stupid Shakespeare until somebody said something to the effect of STFU. After that, the entire thread wasn't about the subject it started as. It got really annoying to read "place my nutz on your face" in every thread. I'm a n00b, and I can honestly say that I haven't caught nearly as much flak as I thought I would just for being a n00b. Mainly because I sit back, read the threads, and tactfully post something IF I think it may be remotely funny. This guy doesn't have tact, or even a decent sense of humor. His kind go around and post on random boards just to be a prick. I guarantee he's a member of other sites and does the same thing, comedy or no. He probably goes to video game sites and berates the members there. Probably tells them they're Shakespearety gamers or whatever. Personally, I wouldn't miss him.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 04:53 PM

Mesa say kiss me assa!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/05/2004 04:55 PM

I remember this one time, I saw a squirrel get hit by a car. It flattened it. Three days later, we dared this kid to pick it up, and when he grabbed it by the tail, it was so stiff he could hold it horizontally like a plank.

Chance 171,270 14
04/05/2004 04:55 PM

I haven't caught nearly as much flak as I thought I would



Show Us Your Testicles!

Chance 171,270 14
04/05/2004 04:57 PM

Oh and Chi Chi

SUTSN

(show us the squirrels nuts)

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/05/2004 04:58 PM

That was like 20 years ago. That squirrel is fairly decayed by now.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 04:58 PM

chi chi - we had a really bad squirrel death problem for a little white - but a local scientist genetically modified them to levitate. Everything is all better now.

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
04/05/2004 05:08 PM

If you idiots who keep harping on about unfunny and annoying he is, why the Frost do you keep posting about it here?



STF, and grow, up already.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 05:11 PM

someone needs to get laid...

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 05:17 PM

Is it me? Is it? Is it me?



I hope it's me.

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
04/05/2004 05:23 PM

There is always one. And, it appears, it is you.



You are the weakest link. G'bye!

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 05:28 PM

I don't get it. The weakest link of what?

studio 2,001 10
04/05/2004 05:30 PM

So if I saw yo mama bangin' teh postman, I shouldn't tell you about it?

Lemmy write dat down.

The Mailman 176,432 56
04/05/2004 05:32 PM

You rang ?

Chance 171,270 14
04/05/2004 06:02 PM

I am so disappointed that nobody filled my request and posted to squirrel nuts.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/05/2004 06:15 PM

theres an oldie.. i knew it was coming too

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 06:16 PM

The weakest link of the Daisy Chain.



I have a terrible gag reflex.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 06:30 PM

That would explain the terrible gags.

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
04/05/2004 06:31 PM

blank stares?

S H P 181,718 70
04/05/2004 06:31 PM

That would explain the terrible gags.



I read that as "That would explain the terrible gas."

Pubah 56,794 18
04/05/2004 07:55 PM

ButtMucus,

You'll know you're not a n00b when you're TOLD you're not a n00b.

Not one nanosecond before.

Have a niceday, doorn00b,

Pubah, perpetual n00b

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 08:39 PM

I find it hard to believe that you are from Texas and compared yourself and the rest of the "community" as being in the Alamo. I understand your reference to soldiers shooting fellow soldiers cause they suck that bad. Let's think about this though. Do to the fact that the Texans were so out numbered by the Mexican army I really doubt that anyone was killed cause they were annoying. If anything people were shot for being unfunny.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 08:42 PM

Funniest. Post. Eh.. wait a minute.. Where am I!? How did I get here!?

ringworm 68,315 13
04/05/2004 08:42 PM

SHUT. UP.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/05/2004 08:56 PM

COMEDY GOLD!!!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 08:58 PM

Porkchop, I did post a disclaimer that it wasn't a historical fact. Douchebag.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/05/2004 09:01 PM

I got one of those types of emails from John Hargrave, before it was a form letter.



It just means keep up the good work.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/06/2004 01:36 PM

COMEDY GOLD!!!! Cant let this thread die.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/06/2004 01:38 PM

Hello there, NutzFace. Haven't seen you yet this morning. How is your day going?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/06/2004 01:39 PM

Going well, STOAT is a huge retard. Nothing new though.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/06/2004 01:40 PM

I heard that his English teacher is a total BITCH. She totally blamed him when Tommy was making fart sounds, and now he has gone on report AGAIN.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,753 13
07/22/2005 11:45 PM

Hammer, you are god. I was almost proud of the verbal bludgeoning I gave MRfunkychunks last week, but after reading yours, it now seems like I did little more than blow little sweet nothings into that porcine plagiarist's ear.

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
07/22/2005 11:47 PM

Jep, you just became my least favorite GABber.

Millie 116,984 28
07/22/2005 11:47 PM

This thread is too long and old to read. Did I miss anything good?

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
07/22/2005 11:48 PM

Come on guys, girls, and TTJ is this really how you want to win?



Did we ever find out why this guy liked me so much that I got my own category?

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2005 11:49 PM

Jep, you just became my least favorite GABber.



Way to go, Jep. You just beat me out.

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,753 13
07/22/2005 11:51 PM

Sorry TTJ, the thread pre-dated me and I don't know the story between you two. Honestly, I just read the Hammerhead parts.



I apologize for inducing any unpleasant flashbacks (personally I like flashbacks though. That's why I have pictures of Millie's kitchen saved on my hard drive).

Fratberry 282,615 53
07/22/2005 11:53 PM

<action>places nutz on Jep's face</action>

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,753 13
07/22/2005 11:54 PM

<action>Mistakenly thought it couldn't get any worse after the cats</action>

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
07/22/2005 11:54 PM

Never bump threads like this. It's like going into the bathroom and saying "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman."

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,753 13
07/22/2005 11:56 PM

Didn't know anything about the nutz guy until I was refered to it by HH. I thought the only name we weren't supposed to say was "Superturkey".

Rep. Jep Rep. 007 58,753 13
07/22/2005 11:57 PM

<action>Shakes head in disgust, not quite believing he said that out loud</action>

Little Irish Lila 78,550 13
07/23/2005 02:34 AM

<action>enjoyed handing out years old ottos to those who were so badly in need of them even back then

Little Irish Lila 78,550 13
07/23/2005 02:35 AM

<action>meant to say "mahas"

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/23/2005 02:55 AM

Have another one, Irish.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/23/2005 03:21 AM

I'd like to clarify one of my posts above. It's a punch line to a joke.



An old drunk is watching a young fella at a bar for a while, talking to all the ladies. Seems like every lady walking by stops to talk, some longer than others.



The drunk decides to find out what this guy's secret is, so he ambles up and asks him. The young fella explains that when a woman walks by, he says quickly, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" If the woman stops to talk, and seems offended, he replaces it with "Particularly nasty weather?"



So the old drunk decides to try this for himself. As a woman walks by, he blurts out, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The woman stops and asks what the drunk said.



The drunk replies, "Raining like Frost out, ain't it."



Now I first read about this joke in a book written by a former Navy SEAL. It was a popular joke in the SEAL teams back in the sixties, especially the punch line, kind of similar to "Supplies!" where we know the joke, but the line is funnier used out of context. Especially when the SEAL who wrote the book explained that he ended up pouring a pitcher of beer over a pretentious Emerson, for whatever comments said Emerson was making, and stating, "Raining like Frost out, ain't it?" to the sputtering drenched Emerson.

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
07/23/2005 03:26 AM

<action>taps HH on the shoulder</action>It's really late on a Friday night. Those of us who are here are most likely drunk and aren't going to bother reading that.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/23/2005 03:30 AM

I don't care. It's bothered me since I posted the line the first time that I never explained it. That, and Scratchy was probably the only other person to understand the joke.





FINE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU READ IT OR NOT!



*sobs*

supergrover 4,517 9
07/23/2005 12:09 PM

Did porkchop get banned. I'm glad he was dubbed porkchop. But not sir porkchop, he's not a very noble porkchop. Just porkchop.