godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 12:34 PM

I guess I'm not welcome here then...



<action>sulks out of thread</action>

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/05/2004 12:35 PM

Bada bada bada CATBOX!



(Can't go wrong with a classic.)

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/05/2004 12:35 PM

I just want enough clickies so that i rank higher than nutzboy.

Kittuns -Have I told you about my vagina? 24,428 11
04/05/2004 12:35 PM

<action>puts on super-tight clickie skirt and carries a can of Maha-Away</action>

Kittuns is front and center! What do I have to do?

Declan McManus: My love transcends time 131,869 36
04/05/2004 12:37 PM

You're doing fine, so far.



got to go for an hour.

The Mailman 176,432 56
04/05/2004 12:38 PM

Hmmm.... Teh delicious brad nails ?

Kittuns -Have I told you about my vagina? 24,428 11
04/05/2004 12:38 PM

I don't know if I can go for a whole hour, I'm a little sore and dry from Friday.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 12:39 PM

<action>offers kittuns some Crisco

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:30 PM

Hi

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:30 PM

Declan

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:30 PM

Have

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:30 PM

you

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

changed

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

your

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

name

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

pants?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

today

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:31 PM

huh?

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/05/2004 01:32 PM

Damn, I knew that was a risky gambit...



C+ for effort, maybe?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 01:35 PM

I got to seven before the New post hawks could make their move.







I should get a c+ too

Demonigeo 279 10
04/05/2004 01:40 PM

CAUTION

The intellectual capacity of this thread has been breached

Please restart you computer

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
04/05/2004 01:44 PM

Rather than trying to think of something funny to say here, I'm going to redirect you to the 5 "latest posts" in my profile. Also worth considering, my 5 "funniest posts."



I hope you reach 14000, dude.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/05/2004 01:44 PM

I'll not beg for clickies. I work for my clickies. So, I'll help you plug your best-selling novel.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:03 PM

Good start, people.



One modification. No more one word posts.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
04/05/2004 03:08 PM

I'm not a slut. I prefer the term "aficionado."

Hellish Kittuns 24,428 11
04/05/2004 03:09 PM

How do you cook mushrooms in the microwave?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 03:10 PM

OK declan sorry.

But, you forgot one up there

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 03:11 PM

Hi, Declan, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Did you loose weight? Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a bag of Millstone Chocolate Velvet that would be perfect with coffee cake.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/05/2004 03:15 PM

Wets pants



Taaadaaaa!!!

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 03:19 PM

Could you get this one too while you are at it?



































I have rached an all time low......and it's only monday







where did I put that NFL app?

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:20 PM

Kittuns- I generally don't microwave mushrooms, unless I throw them into a dish with other vegetables.



However, they do reheat stuffed mushrooms nicely.



I like to saute mushrooms on the stovetop in butter, over medium high heat. Or if using oil, higher heat.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:25 PM

Hammerhead-



Nice try. Haven't had a haircut/beard trim in several months



Weight- stable since January.



Coffee- nice try. I'm off the stuff. Want my cardiologist to return my phone calls.





A+ for trying, though.

Hellish Kittuns 24,428 11
04/05/2004 03:26 PM

Thanks Declan, the problem I am having is that I'm at work and have access to only a microwave and a toaster oven.



Do you think wrapping the mushrooms in foil with a little butter and seasonings and then throwing it in the toaster over work better?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
04/05/2004 03:27 PM

Kittuns get one of those microwave bags and put them in there. Don't put them in the toaster unless you want your Vagina to part of T4's act



"Timmy The Talking Toilet and his FLAMING VAGINA"

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:28 PM

Ohhh, Robot.





You say the most romantic things.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:32 PM

Kittuns- I think the foil packet in the microwave would be the best way in this situation. About 10-15 mins at 350.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:32 PM

Kittuns- I think the foil packet in the toaster oven would be the best way in this situation. About 10-15 mins at 350.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/05/2004 03:36 PM

<action>turns on echo machine</action>

No more one word posts.

Hellish Kittuns 24,428 11
04/05/2004 03:36 PM

<action>puts foil packet in the microwave</action>

I hope this works De*BLAM*

deenky, creating confusion worldwide 164 10
04/05/2004 03:36 PM

Can regular sluts apply? It's not for me; i'm asking for a friend.....

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/05/2004 03:37 PM

HOW HOW how

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/05/2004 03:37 PM

ABOUT ABOUT about

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 03:37 PM

only 950 more to go!!!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/05/2004 03:38 PM

THIS THIS this

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:41 PM

Hey, No_Key-- how was Mexico?



Did you build some houses?



Convert some heathens?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/05/2004 03:42 PM

Hey, I gotta try. I just know you lurve you some coffee.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 03:42 PM

Deenky- if your "friend" is male, sure. If otherwise, apply to my brother, Whistler P. McManus.

godot 15,434 11
04/05/2004 04:05 PM

<action>sings</action>

A friend in need's a friend indeed,

A friend with weed is better,

A friend with breasts and all the rest,

A friend who's dressed in leather,



A friend in need's a friend indeed,

A friend who'll tease is better ,

Our thoughts compress,

Which makes us blessed,

And makes for stormy weather,



A friend in need's a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better,

And when she's pressed, she will undress,

And then she's boxing clever,

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 04:54 PM

Click me, I'm Irish.

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 05:03 PM

Click ME, he's Irish.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 05:07 PM

Click ME! I was his Secret Santa!

the flying nun 1,412 10
04/05/2004 05:08 PM

Please! Yes! More clickies! You don't knw how little i've been getting! I THRIVE off of threads like this!

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 05:09 PM

I do too know.. 74



nyah!

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/05/2004 05:09 PM

Click Chili! I was HIS Secret santa and he got NOTHING!



Yet...

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/05/2004 05:10 PM

Kick him, he's Canadian.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/05/2004 05:11 PM

<action>wonders what the "reload" button does

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 05:13 PM

Click ringworm! He, too, taught me that there was no such thing as Secret Santa.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/05/2004 05:23 PM

<action> waits </action>

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 06:42 PM

Hey Chili, wanna start a Gab Club for Chumps?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/05/2004 06:56 PM

There is one, it's called HoB.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/05/2004 06:56 PM

Game, Set, Match - Crazyballs.



To the Queen!

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/05/2004 07:01 PM

<action>takes a bow, falls over

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/05/2004 07:13 PM

Damnit, I always get to these threads too late, when the novelty has worn off.



How about I just flirt with you a bit more for clickies Dec?

Kareno The Awesome Groupie 1,253 9
04/05/2004 07:24 PM

<action> chews on glass bottle </action>



Mmmmmm.... crunchy...

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/05/2004 07:31 PM

Hey, No_Key-- how was Mexico?



Did you build some houses?



Convert some heathens?





Dusty and deplorable,Yes and Yes!



Thanks for asking!

I will post pictures as soon as I get them developed.

Pubah, Prizefighter of Love 56,794 18
04/05/2004 07:36 PM

<action>Sits at the window watching the otto party banging his head against the wall</action>

I miss all the fun.

Declan McManus: My love transcends time and space 131,869 36
04/05/2004 07:38 PM

Mmmm. Stoat-y flirting.





Me likey!

26 10
04/05/2004 07:42 PM

huh???

godot 15,434 11
04/23/2004 10:57 PM

starting number 13,022



current number 13,688



number of clicks given 666



avg clicks per day 35



clicks to go 312



project date of completion at the current rate of clickies : Mayday



hmmm 666 and Mayday.



I think declan is the anti-christ.

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/24/2004 12:00 AM

you can do a search for "highsoci" and click me all you want Declan... there could be a big something something in it for ya you big hairy ape you....

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:02 AM

Good start, people.



One modification. No more one word posts.



What about

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:02 AM

if I

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:03 AM

do some

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:03 AM

two word

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:03 AM

posts for

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:03 AM

this conversation?

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/24/2004 12:04 AM

But if he searches for "highsoci" he probably won't find any of your posts.

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/24/2004 12:05 AM

Don't make me hurt you, IceFTS.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:05 AM

Forgive me

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:06 AM

for being

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:06 AM

an Emerson.

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/24/2004 12:06 AM

let me guess..... because someone kipnapped all my posts right?

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:07 AM

Yes

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/24/2004 12:09 AM

Well, I was going for the "search doesn't work" angle, but that's good, too.

Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/24/2004 12:09 AM

I've heard of a ticky whore, but never a clicky whore.

DeadMike 3,390 10
04/24/2004 12:10 AM

what does the shift button do/

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:12 AM

Capitalizes letters you dumb Shakespeare.

TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
04/24/2004 12:16 AM

Don't listen to him! Every time you hit the shift button, you give Liza Minnelli an orgasm. And trust me, you don't want to one day meet your maker knowing you've given Liza Minnelli an orgasm.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/24/2004 12:16 AM

I think declan is the anti Christ





Think all you want, Godot.



Your brain still is in "showroom, never driven" condition.

DeadMike 3,390 10
04/24/2004 12:17 AM

OH MY BAD

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:17 AM

Yea, they'll condemn you to a seminar about how to use the shift button without giving liza minella an orgasm. Which I have perfected.



My shift button just doesnt have the stamina.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:18 AM

Nice try dead mike, but that's the CAPS LOCK key.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/24/2004 12:18 AM

Janey-- "Cum to the Caaabarrret!"

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/24/2004 12:19 AM

HEY, LIZA DESERVES TO HAVE FUN TOO!

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:20 AM

Now Spicy is making use of the CAPS LOCK key. We're all quick learners here at GAB.

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 12:20 AM

What the Frost goes here?

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:22 AM

Anything but another idiotic post from you.

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/24/2004 12:22 AM

Don't act like you know me, Vanilla Ice. That was all shift key, baby!

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:29 AM

Ice ice baby!



































Spicey, word to your mother.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:35 AM

Never again, never again.



You ruined it.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:36 AM

I was getting into my Vanilla Ice music, and you Frost-ing ruined it! Dont Frost-ing interrupt my vanilla ice again!













Ice Ice baby

duhduhduhduhduhduhduh

Ice Ice baby

Dr. Love 14,139 11
04/24/2004 12:38 AM

I've obviously got a lot of work to do on gab. Mind giving me a urine sample?

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
04/24/2004 12:39 AM

I'll give godot a clickie just for singing placebo songs.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:39 AM

Sure





(runs to cousins house, recieves her urine, and returns with urine.)





So, doctor, how'd it turn out?



Well, you aren't on any drugs, but did you know that you seem to be pregnant?

Dr. Love 14,139 11
04/24/2004 12:41 AM

I was thinking of peeing in this conveniant tube I happen to have near me.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/24/2004 12:42 AM

"I want to piss on you"



</Chapelle>

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:43 AM

Alright, let's all have fun and PEE on each other. Sounds like fun.

just me ok 13,787 15
04/24/2004 01:23 AM

I am so lost in this thread, what the Frost am I doing here?

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 01:26 AM

Asking dumbass questions.

just me ok 13,787 15
04/24/2004 01:28 AM

Better to ask dumb ass questions, than actually spend the time answering them!

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 01:35 AM

Very true!! Oh wait..that's a crack at me....

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/24/2004 01:38 AM

GAB can be a real edumacashun!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
04/24/2004 02:11 AM

Bunch of goddamn clickie whores. Ok I will join in this fun. However they are not free.

*achem*



FREE! FREE! FREE! 5 FREE CLICKIES for every 10 minute blowjob. FREE! FREE! FREE!

This is your chance to be the funniest girl on ZUG!



Guys, see trixxie, howver he may end up giving you one in return.

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 02:14 AM

I'm not a chick, but for 5 clickies, I'll give you a 20 minute blow job.

godot 15,434 11
04/24/2004 02:33 AM

You owe me 47 minutes.

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 02:34 AM

Where shall I meet you?

godot 15,434 11
04/24/2004 02:41 AM

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?location=RDL00ItdwvREor4D%2bQoI2j7yomTzb6Y66jB1hYzFyOLj4kPWsi%2bvtHhWuUbrERAHDS%2bdIkGGROoSstn%2b1vpHyafMmgbaQ3Va2enyqEehCSl%2bUngeNh4RrndEzxa6RY%2bh&searchtype=address&searchtab=address&countryid=250&address=clinton&city=Plano&state=TX&zipcode=&country=US&addtohistory=

The Mailman 176,432 56
04/24/2004 02:46 AM

*cough* www *couch*

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/24/2004 02:53 AM

*couch* sleepersofa *loveseat*

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 06:04 AM

*lawnchair* whatthehell'sgoingon? *recliner*

Chickens on the Fly 286,326 61
04/24/2004 07:30 AM

*takes off shirt*

Chickens on the Fly 286,326 61
04/24/2004 07:31 AM

*grows beard back out*

Chickens on the Fly 286,326 61
04/24/2004 07:33 AM

*puts on leather chaps, sits on motorcycle suggestively*

Chickens on the Fly 286,326 61
04/24/2004 07:36 AM

*takes off chaps, puts on kilt, throws telephone poles about in a very manly way, stops to pet a kitten*

Chickens on the Fly 286,326 61
04/24/2004 07:41 AM

*hires world's best choclate chef to finally come up with a fat free, sugar free, carb free choclate that tastes just like a fine dark german choclate, has him whip up a hot tub full of mousse*

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 08:08 AM

*crap* homosexualbikerbeensmokingsomething *blunts*

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/24/2004 08:29 AM

*barker lounger* well now you people are just being ridiculous *porch swing*

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 08:37 AM

*confusion* wow, really, why are all the recent messages like this? *confused*

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 08:42 AM

*confused even more* What the hell is this? *translator needed* oh yeah..*hidebed*

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 08:46 AM

*actually its hide-a-bed* I think this is a porn site, but I cant figure the Froster out *sealy mattress*

Snap, Crackle, Explode 948 9
04/24/2004 11:41 AM

Schmorgamuphin.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/24/2004 12:33 PM

Chickens is waning clickage.

Drenius 10 9
04/24/2004 02:29 PM

Declan you stoll my word! I WAS GOING to say clickage! Give me more clicks than Declan!

something clever 386 10
04/24/2004 06:24 PM

I don't want clickies.

something clever 386 10
04/24/2004 06:46 PM

... I guess the old reverse psycology didn't work...

What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 07:34 PM

But standard, "you've got some copulating problems" psychology might work.

godot 15,434 11
04/25/2004 11:39 PM

<action>teaches the action tag to everyone</action>< action >< /action >

Swizz in a Pinch 3,957 10
04/26/2004 12:03 AM

Well, I have been called a slut behind my back in the past.

















Who am I kidding, my full name is Swizz O'Sluttery

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/28/2004 04:29 PM

bump

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/28/2004 04:29 PM

and by the way this thread was Frost all hard to find.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/28/2004 04:34 PM

I am still on dialup.



This thread takes longer to load than I have patience for.



If you want free clickies, go to the other thread.





This means you, you Republican.

TableTopJane-Spicey is god 173,958 15
04/28/2004 04:36 PM

Um, is thread showing up strange for anyone else? It's looks like it's stretched.

DeadMike 3,390 10
04/28/2004 04:43 PM

yeah its stretched for me too

ringworm 68,315 13
04/28/2004 04:49 PM

the long link up there broke the formatting. just return your seat backs and tray tables to their locked and upright position, and everything will be fine.

nothing 349 9
04/28/2004 05:16 PM

give give give, that's all you want to do! why don't you for once, just Frost-ing take? is it really that hard?