The Llama-nator 7,194 10
04/06/2004 11:51 PM

One time, at orchestra camp, a violinist stuck his bow up my ass.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/06/2004 11:51 PM

I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't intsruments fun?

JawahPubahPants 56,794 18
04/06/2004 11:56 PM

WoooHoooooooo...Damn that fresh Trombone player sent over from ZUG!





DeClan!!!

ringworm 68,315 13
04/06/2004 11:57 PM

BLARRRRGGGG!!!

The Llama-nator 7,194 10
04/06/2004 11:59 PM

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/07/2004 12:16 AM

Spicey, is that a picture from you choir show a couple weeks ago?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
04/07/2004 12:18 AM

Here, the award-winning vocalist is seen remembering that she forgot to unplug her curling iron before leaving the house.

just me ok 13,787 15
04/07/2004 12:25 AM

I SHOULD HAVE HAD A V8!!

DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/07/2004 12:28 AM

"This is my OOOOOOOOOOOOOO face."

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
04/07/2004 04:33 AM

Does this dress make my aria look fat?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/07/2004 04:41 AM

"Before I swallow a 12 inch kielbasa, I must tilt my head back and open real wide."

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
04/07/2004 04:44 AM

....And here's another sample from the new Italian opera "Fellatio."

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
04/07/2004 08:58 AM

After directing the Diva to the top of her effective range, the great conductor Leopold, abandons his own hand for almost three full minutes before returning and alowing the singer to close out her Aria.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/07/2004 09:07 AM

Opening night of the William Shatner Opera.



"Spooooooock!"

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/07/2004 09:45 AM

New blow up doll for the "not too picky" man.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/07/2004 10:21 AM

DR, you totally screwed that one up.



Should have been:



Opening night of the William Shatner Opera.



"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

S1mpleton 373 9
04/07/2004 10:54 AM

"In the face of insurmountable odds, unlikely heroes are born. Victory is yours with the new Microsoft Orifice System.."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/07/2004 10:56 AM

Thanks.



She does look like she's doing the "Kirk in pain, squeeze elbows together" move, though.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/07/2004 10:56 AM

Dammit, did I manage to screw up the italics again? How? I use the friggin' auto button every time...

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/07/2004 10:56 AM

Oh.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/07/2004 11:38 AM

"My goodness your hands are cold!"

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/07/2004 11:50 AM

OOOOOoooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.....