butternuts 14,362 10
04/12/2004 02:17 PM

tHis tHReAd sUckS

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:18 PM

Well it's no fun if you start a thread and give us permission to make jokes. You kidnapped the fun from the kidnapping jokes

clickie☺monster 458 9
04/12/2004 02:20 PM

Butternuts just kidnapped this thread.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/12/2004 02:20 PM

How would TTJ kidnap her kid?



Do you have to hog tie her? I'd have a hard time tying up only one arm.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:23 PM

I wouldn't have to kidnap my kids. They already live with me. On the other hand, their dad lives in Longview with HS. Hopefully they won't ever meet and start talking.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/12/2004 02:24 PM

i've been asked not to comment on or allude to certain topics. i think i'm doing quite well.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:25 PM

well he doesn't actually live with me, but give me his phone # and i'll see what i can do for...





hell if you really want to get rid of your kids, just tell me to call him instead of hinting around it

butternuts 14,362 10
04/12/2004 02:25 PM

You should kidnap her other arm.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/12/2004 02:25 PM

I kidnap this thread in the name of QTA!



Who things professional football is all about the tight end?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:27 PM

Thanks, HS. I knew I could count on you.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:27 PM

I don't know DR... I always thought the QTA thought football was only about Dick Butkus

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/12/2004 02:27 PM

Silly Dead Robot, football season is over.



Your homo inyourendo should be about balls and long, hard shafts as it is now baseball season.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:28 PM

Butternuts, if I kidnap her other arm, then she won't be able to fight back when I'm abusing her. And that takes all the fun out of abuse. It's best when they struggle.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:28 PM

counting isn't the only thing you can do on me......

butternuts 14,362 10
04/12/2004 02:29 PM

QTA football is all about the wide receiving.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/12/2004 02:31 PM

Jockularities!



Jockularities!!

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/12/2004 02:32 PM

I don't get the whole "big anus for gay men" thing.



Hetro guys are always looking for that ever elusive "tight wet Poe." Why do gay guys want a flappy pooter?

Bankey 70,843 10
04/12/2004 02:32 PM

actaully football is all about "Okay boys, letShakespeare the showers"

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:32 PM

I wonder how long it will be before some easily offended person comes to this thread and starts maha-ing.

AntidiSeStabLIshmeNTarianism 339 9
04/12/2004 02:33 PM

Fat People are Harder To Kidnap!



Lucky for some......

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:35 PM

<action>pretends her fingers are a gun</action>I have your leader, Hargrave. If clickies are not received, I will start cutting off his body parts. You have 10 minutes to come up with the ransom.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:36 PM

TableTopJane pretends her fingers are a gun





so guns turn you on like that?

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/12/2004 02:36 PM

<action>pretends her fingers are a penis</action>

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/12/2004 02:37 PM

When i was a little kid some guy dressed as a priest invited me away with him. The stoned guy with the AC/DC shirt hanging around with a priest tipped me off. Funny, now a priest on his own is enough to make a kid run like hell.

Bankey 70,843 10
04/12/2004 02:38 PM

<action>pretends his penis is a gun</action>

I'm not afriad to use this!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:39 PM

<action>shoots Kittuns with her finger gun</action>

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/12/2004 02:40 PM

<action>Frosts TTJ with her...</action>

I'm not going to play your little game anymore.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:42 PM

I think I see where I went wrong. I need to kidnap someone you actually care about getting back.



Okay, I have the one you call ringworm. I want clickies, or I am going to disfigure that beautiful ass of his.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's Tea 131,869 36
04/12/2004 02:45 PM

<action> hums Janey's got a gun...

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:46 PM

someone you actually care about getting back



I have the one you call ringworm





you said one we cared about getting back

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 02:55 PM

We don't care if you want him back or not. Nobody listens to a kidnapper.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 02:58 PM

they do if they want their kidnapped person back.... not only will they listen, they will give the demands of the ransom

ringworm 68,315 13
04/12/2004 03:29 PM

i'm ok where i'm at. thanks anyway.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
04/12/2004 03:31 PM

How many of you are into conspiracy theories?



For example: On the weekend I made a kidnapping/highsoci joke and I got a maha. I blame LBJ.

Chanceroni Babalabotcho 171,270 14
04/12/2004 03:48 PM

This is not a kidnapping joke, BUT

How do you get TTJ's daughter out of a tree?



Wave to her.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/12/2004 03:50 PM

If you people dont say anything that makes me laugh within the next ten minutes, I will maha every post in this thread.



Waves mouse at BobJ's post



Try me!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/12/2004 03:53 PM

8 minutes! I swear I will do it!

Chanceroni Babalabotcho 171,270 14
04/12/2004 03:53 PM

<action> rebels against DR and says</action>

anything that makes me laugh within the next ten minutes, I will maha every post in this thread.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/12/2004 03:53 PM

It's true Bob.



LBJ is not funny.



Grover Cleveland is comedy gold.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/12/2004 03:55 PM

I am numb to your maha threats...



what with all the pee-drinking that's been going on lately (I have received 4 today.)

arsonist 8 9
04/12/2004 03:56 PM

I would think Millard Fillmore would be the ideal President for gays

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/12/2004 03:56 PM

Dont try to send in an armed robot comedian! I have a product demagnatizer from Beds, Baths and BEYOND.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/12/2004 04:07 PM

Noone is funny. Except Deeznutz2.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 04:09 PM

Earlier, when I said I wondered how long it would take before some sensitive soul started maha-ing, I wasn't making a suggestion. But thanks for the 6 I got in here, anyway.

Noone 131,869 36
04/12/2004 04:14 PM

Noone is funny





Thank you for finally recognising my comedic genius.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/12/2004 04:15 PM

Help and old woman across the street.

Discover cure for common cold.

Invent hydrogen burning combustion engine.

But you steal one child.....

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/12/2004 04:18 PM

I wouldnt Nutz something that is funny. Nothing said so far except the noone comment by Noone is humorous therefore it gets Nutzed.

Noone 131,869 36
04/12/2004 04:21 PM

Wow.



That and $10 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/12/2004 04:48 PM

you said one we cared about getting back



and it's funny that you would consider yourself part of a collective "we" after that recent intense lack of support you had.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 04:53 PM

actually I consider myself a part of the collective "we" due to the frog in my pocket

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/12/2004 05:34 PM

Now he's kidnapping animals? Where will it end?

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/12/2004 05:38 PM

I once borrowed a baby goat for a theme picnic. Does that count?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/12/2004 06:22 PM

Let me get this straight. NutzFace, you didn't think anything said in this conversation was funny, so you just went through it an mahad everything> Didn't Jeff already warn you about Shakespeare like this?

gobadine 2,737 10
04/12/2004 07:48 PM

isnt micheal jackson into

Kid Napping!

or cant i say that until he is found guilty.

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/12/2004 11:33 PM

no Michael is into kids napping not kidnapping