Fratberry 282,615 53
04/13/2004 01:21 AM

Well its about Frost-ing time I made a list.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/13/2004 01:21 AM

I thought about you today when I was wiping my ass.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/13/2004 01:22 AM

Also, I haven't given a maha in a year and a half. In fact, the amount given is listed in everyone's profile page, RETARDO. I bet your vagina smells yucky.

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/13/2004 01:23 AM

Are they cutting back on the medication at Tards-R-Us?



And how dare you make assumptions about my sluttiness!

Premier BobJohnson 178,045 22
04/13/2004 01:27 AM

I like how I wasn't mentioned at all. Neither in a good way nor a bad way.



This will look good on my resume when I'm applying to be Switzerland.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/13/2004 01:28 AM

When I think of Canada, I think of Bob Johnson.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/13/2004 01:29 AM

I finally get put on a list and it was for something that I didn't even do.



Kinda like the "who's funny" list.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/13/2004 01:30 AM

<action>kicks mynutz in his vagina

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/13/2004 01:32 AM

How is this semi-coherent bile spewing closet cased ADHD 15 year old not banned yet? He meets all the criteria for someone who should have had his pretty little IP blocked, yet he still posts. I think it's a trick.

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/13/2004 01:32 AM

Is somebody trying to pull the wool over Laffy?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/13/2004 01:35 AM

He would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for us medlin' kids!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 02:03 AM

Ha Ha.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 02:05 AM

I know who the second member will be too.

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/13/2004 02:06 AM

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 02:54 AM

I know it is better than a life of posting unfunny Shakespeare.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/13/2004 03:27 AM

But you are posting unfunny Shakespeare, duh, guess you got the best of both worlds

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/13/2004 03:38 AM

Porkchop, I just want to say a couple things.



First off, I have (under a high level of resistance) never mahad you. Although it's becoming increasingly hard not to. But I won't stoop to your level.



Secondly, your schtick, like your Coleridge, just doesn't work. You constantly berate us for being unfunny, yet you have nothing comedic to contribute to the board. And your continual attempts to point out the "Y'all" in every post isn't proving anything, it isn't infuriating, it's just annoying.



Thirdly, I'm glad that you included me on your list. I'm glad that you've told us how much you hate us. Most of the people find you an irritant at best, and at worst, well, I believe they've said worse. Personally, I think you're a Frost-ing idiot. I pity you and your delusions of grandeur. You're like the retarded kid who thinks the cool kids like you when they make fun of you.



Lastly, Porkchop, I hope you realize that you're not important here. You mean nothing to us. You sound like a fourteen year old boy trying to rebel from your parents. You'd have to have nutz for them to be placed anywhere, and yours haven't dropped let alone grown any hair on them.



Grow the Frost up.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/13/2004 03:39 AM

Oh, and I don't know if your parents allow you to watch The Shield, but I thought of you when I saw what happened to Capt. Aceveda in the last episode. Although I figure you'd enjoy it.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/13/2004 04:00 AM

aw crap! i totally forgot about the new season. thanks.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/13/2004 04:01 AM

YIM me woim and I'll tell you what happened.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/13/2004 04:30 AM

he deserves it, since you Frosters maha'd me, you deserve the wrath of teh noob's.

superchicken 6,678 0
04/13/2004 04:30 AM

clickies from hell.

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/13/2004 06:46 AM

I didn't even make the list. Frost you Porkchop - I thought I meant something to you?

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/13/2004 07:08 AM

clickies from hell.



From hell's heart, I click at thee?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 08:43 AM

I hate to tell you this NutzFace, but I haven't given you any mahas. So there's no need to thank me. But I will take this time to thank you for the Frost-ing 14 you gave me yesterday.



You are an ugly, hairy mole on the ass of GAB. I have no doubt that you will soon be removed.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/13/2004 09:13 AM

I haven't given Porkchop any maha's either, though he likes to pass them out whenever someone makes him cry, which I appear to have done a few times.



It is unfortunate, but the unanimity of the internet combined with rather poor teachers and parents allows 13-year-olds to sneak on the web and wander freely when their caretakers aren't looking. This allows them to try to sublimate or project their frustration and loneliness at being pathetic losers onto people who are better than them in every sense of the word.



One day he will grow up, look back on this time of his life, and think, "what an Emerson I was." Either that or he will just get hit by a truck. Whatever.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/13/2004 09:16 AM

Hey all the oldschoolers, remember Kenshin?



Boy he was funny.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 11:56 AM

I dont give a Shakespeare who gave them to me.... I don't give a Shakespeare that Y'ALL gave them to me. The point is this is a hell of an accomplishment. Y'ALL can sit there all you want and say how not funny I am but apparently there are people of this "community" that enjoy my humor. It is nice to realize that I am reaching some of you. I guess Y'ALL didn't tell on me either.....

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/13/2004 12:06 PM

That'll be enough of of you, Pork Chop! Shari Lewis must be turning over in her grave.

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/13/2004 12:08 PM

<action>swims like Hell</action>of=out :-O



I'd better make a break for it. The sharks are circling... oh crap, I emoticoned too...

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 12:11 PM

Yeah........



COMEDY Frost-ing GOLD!!!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 12:13 PM

Im applying to be Nigeria.





ha ha

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/13/2004 12:14 PM

"Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?"



These tong scars have done me good.

piXXXie 5,871 11
04/13/2004 12:50 PM

I must first admit that I am a newcomer to this board...the postings range from hilarity to idiocy. I am, however, absolutely baffled by the fact that someone with such hatred for so many people here would continue to read and post. Is your life outside of this board so dismal that it forces you to return with such hatred for true wit that you would attempt to belittle your obvious intellectual superiors? If so, I pity you. Also, I urge you to get a hobby. You sound as though your option are limited by your intelligence...maybe try those colored blocks? The ones that are different shapes and you fit them into those tricky holes? Might be a good place to start...

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 01:06 PM

I dont hate anyone here in the "community". I just dont think they are that funny. I tell them I dont think they are funny and give them a Nutz if they are not funny. That is it.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/13/2004 01:09 PM

I like you, Pixxxie.



Are you a girly girly pixie? or a flaming flaming pixie?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
04/13/2004 01:13 PM

The point is this is a hell of an accomplishment.



Yes, 100 ottos is absolutely amazing. We're all in awe.



ps, you suck

G.I. Stoat - 5 dollah! LONG TIME! 9,077 10
04/13/2004 01:43 PM

On a side note PorkChop, I bet it annoys you writing "Y'ALL" in caps every time a lot more than it annoys us....

KChiki 127,991 98
04/13/2004 01:46 PM

Yay Pixxxie!



Also, is that PiXXXie for a reason? Is there a link?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 01:57 PM

Yeah it drives me crazy.





COMEDY Frost-ing GOlD!!!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 02:32 PM

Y'ALL can sit there all you want and say how not funny I am but apparently there are people of this "community" that enjoy my humor.



NutzFace, did you completely forget about your other personalities? You gave yourself most of those clickies. And I'll be honest. I told on you. I have the balls to admit that I told on you the way you tell on the little boy in your 1st grade class that liked to eat paste and bugs. But I also know I wasn't the only one.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/13/2004 02:43 PM

i didn't tell on you, but i intend to do it in the next 2 minutes. i have Frost-ing had it w/ this Shakespeare.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/13/2004 02:45 PM

I told on you too. Just now, actually. You have streaked past my tolerance levels for retardation. You should take up masturbation for a hobby, the kind where you stroke your Coleridge instead of your fragile stunted adolescent ego. Also, fag.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 02:45 PM

Wow. Wormy is Frost-ing hot when he pretends like he cares.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/13/2004 02:47 PM

I less than three Pixxie!

ringworm 68,315 13
04/13/2004 03:04 PM

as opposed to any other time?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 03:04 PM

No, usually, you just look hot. But trying to give a damn makes you Frost-ing hot.

Chanceroni Babalabotcho 171,270 14
04/13/2004 03:14 PM

Nutz- I have more mahas than you so quit yer frickin bickering you dumb assmunching gerbil faced nitwit! Ha that should get me some more!

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/13/2004 03:25 PM

The whole fact that porkchop gets his underoos in a knot over being "told on" is really indicative of his level of maturity, isn't it? I mean, tattling may be the worst thing you can do when you still get recess once a day, but once you become a grown-up you discover that holding people responsible for their actions is kind of a good thing to do.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/13/2004 03:28 PM

don't knock the underoos, or I'll tell on you!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 03:31 PM

This is the last time I am going to say this Shakespeare... I have never logged on as another gabber. Deeznutz if my freaking roomate you also know him as Dickinyourear, Russel the one eyed muscle and now Deeznutz 2. I have never clickied myself. I think I nutzed myself one on accident though.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/13/2004 03:37 PM

Really?



That's the last time?



You're sure?



Because we all know that TTJ is right. The only thing we don't know is exactly how many identities you created. Your decision to stop denying it doesn't mean that it isn't true.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 03:39 PM

Now, let's not assume he's lying. He might be telling the truth, and this might be his only account. So I'll rephrase.



Look, dipShakespeare. You only have most of those clickies because you used your roommate's multiple accounts to click yourself. Fart knocker.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/13/2004 03:41 PM

You guys must have great, lofty conversations about the unquenchable obsession with your own gonads.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/13/2004 03:43 PM

Did that even make sense? DAMN YOU, ACID FLASHBACKS!

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/13/2004 03:43 PM

Do you think that we could post things behind porkchop's back by spelling them out, like when you try to talk about something that you don't want your toddler to understand?



Hey, Jane, I t.h.i.n.k *points to porkchop* is r.e.a.d.y f.o.r h.i.s. n.a.p.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 03:43 PM

It made sense to me. But I'm sure you know all the medication I'm on. Just about everything makes sense to me.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/13/2004 03:58 PM

Also, I'd like to announce that I'm the only member of the 250/10 club! I'm officially going to call it the Boobz club. No one else can join, because I am the president and only member, and I like it that way. Go me!

Felix 2,568 10
04/13/2004 04:00 PM

Lizzie, please place your boobz on my face.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/13/2004 04:05 PM

I ratted you out last time too.. I think. Being the night watchman is hard work.



I have never logged on as another gabber

you've never been a gabber to begin with.. q. e. d.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 04:06 PM

Does John actually read any of these threads? I'm pretty sure Hargrave warned him about his hostility. I'm not going to second guess John, because he looks at what is best for the whole board, and I'm only thinking about how much happier I would be if this guy was gone. But I know that John doesn't want this mindless, hateful Shakespeare taking over GAB.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/13/2004 04:07 PM

who is this "John" you speak of?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 04:08 PM

Sorry. I meant Jeff.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
04/13/2004 04:08 PM

Since when do 12 year olds have roommates?

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/13/2004 04:10 PM

Do you have syrup for these floppy pancakes, Felix?



I might need a new tag line.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 04:18 PM

Quick question. I know some reporter called John Jeff in the newspaper. So we call him Jeff. But has anyone stopped to think that this might hurt John's feelings when we point this out?



Or have you all thought about it and that's actually the reason you do it?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
04/13/2004 04:36 PM

You guys are cognizant that if you were to ignore him he would eventually go away?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 04:38 PM

We know this, Trixxie. But we're like a cat that keeps batting around a mouse. We're toying with him before we actually go in for the kill.



And ignoring him doesn't help. I tried for a week to be really nice to him, and he still mahad me over and over again.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/13/2004 04:39 PM

i got tired of waiting for 30 or 40 people to ignore him simultaneously. it isn't going to happen.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
04/13/2004 04:44 PM

Yes it will; five will start, the threads get shorter and fall off quicker till eventually it's a barren desert and Tavis gets bored and leaves.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/13/2004 05:00 PM

Im in full agreement with Trixxie. Ignoring its cry for attention will just infuriate the little moron, effectively getting back at him.



Who cares if it mahas you? Email Jeff and he will rebalance your numbers. Its actions are moot.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 05:01 PM

So Y'ALL Just can get over the fact that I have over 100 piss. I really could care less if Y'ALL think that I gave them all to myself but the truth of the matter is I didnt. There just happens to be a few intelligent people in this "community" who get it.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 05:05 PM

Do Y'ALL really give that much of Shakespeare if I don't think Y'ALL are funny? Y'ALL are really willing to contact Jeff about rebalancing your piis and nutz?? That is hysterical!!!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/13/2004 05:05 PM

See Above for:



COMEDY Frost-ing GOLD!!!!!

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/13/2004 05:12 PM

Who were we talking about again?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 05:14 PM

I contacted Hargrave, that's true. But I didn't ask him to fix my mahas. So, no, they don't bother me that much. It's your mindless, hostile drivel I complained about.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 05:20 PM

Okay, I looked at his profile. Since he started this thread, people have given him 38 mahas. I admit he probably deserved most of them, but I'm not sure he deserved that many. We're just doing to him what he does to us. He doesn't like us, so he gives us one. We don't like him, so we give them right back. This is not why Jeff/John/Jose made the system.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/13/2004 05:22 PM

I thought we were ignoring it.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/13/2004 05:28 PM

Ignoring what?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/13/2004 05:30 PM

I now declare that this conversation be used to discuss the Pros/Cons of Belly Button Lint. Have at it...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/14/2004 03:44 AM

Wow, GAB went on a nine hour navel gazing spree just to find that lint.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/14/2004 08:41 AM

Sweetie, if you want to discuss lint of any kind, maybe you should start your own thread. Probably not a good idea to come in and say "let's change the topic of this thread just because I said so" I wouldn't do it, and I'm thinking someone who has been here for such a short period might not want to do it, either.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/14/2004 08:51 AM

I like this thread the way it is.

Nachos - Triangular Goodness! 57,521 23
04/14/2004 09:08 AM

My cat's name is mittens!!!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
04/14/2004 09:11 AM

Does his breath smell like cat food?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/14/2004 09:13 AM

I'd actually like to say I'm sorry to NutzFace. I've been blaming him for everything. But I've gotten 4 mahas and he's not even on.



Side note-"former gabber" grow a set of balls and sign in under your real name. If you're not willing to let people know you're handing out all that Shakespeare, maybe you shouldn't be handing it out.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 11:39 AM

I dont give out Nutz because I dont like you. I give out Nutz because Y'ALL say unfunny Shakespeare.

Aimless stays crispy in milk!! 54,807 10
04/14/2004 11:57 AM

<action>sighs



Remember Clovis? I miss that little rascal.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 11:58 AM

Yeah, one great thing about Clovis: He knew when he wasn't wanted.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 12:06 PM

Chili I think that there are a lot of unfunny people on this site. I think you are actually now the unfunniest. Seriously....

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 12:10 PM

Seriously?



SERIOUSLY?



Wow. I'm going to have to take a second to consider how I feel about this. An idiot child who managed to sneak onto the net during computer class again views me as the unfunniest person on a message board. Will this destroy my ego and leave me a shattered husk of a man?



Nope.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 12:16 PM

I give out Nutz to Y'ALL like Y'ALL give piss to each other. That is all. I am as free with my Nutz as Y'ALL are with your piss.



Haha.

Nachos - Triangular Goodness! 57,521 23
04/14/2004 12:20 PM

You must be extremely popular with squirrels....

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/14/2004 12:20 PM

YOU have obvious signs of a BRAIN DISORDER.

Nachos - Triangular Goodness! 57,521 23
04/14/2004 12:21 PM

But while we're on the subject....Nutz, if it'll make you feel better...I'll gladly piss on you....

Tom Brokaw and the Cork Soakers 2,131 10
04/14/2004 12:50 PM

Nutz started this conversation with 100 mahas. I have not seen him much in any other conversation, but he now has exactly 150. He is now in the 100/150 club. I think that him receiving about 50 mahas in one thread may be close to a record. I myself, compare Nutz to the little boy in elementary school who ate glue, and picked his nose. No one wanted to touch him. And now, he takes out his childhood frustrations by placing his nuts on people's faces.

S H P 181,718 70
04/14/2004 12:52 PM

his alleged nutz

Tom Brokaw and the Cork Soakers 2,131 10
04/14/2004 12:54 PM

Nuts shmuts, we'll just say placing his crotch on faces

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 01:02 PM

It's not so much a comparison. Porkchop is that kid. His childhood frustrations are removed from him by exactly zero years.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/14/2004 01:04 PM

Chili, I can't believe you took the unfunniest title away from me.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 01:12 PM

Neither can I, frankly. Perhaps it's because I t.a.l.k o.v.e.r h.i.s h.e.a.d.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 01:57 PM

HA HA MADE YOU LOOK!

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/14/2004 05:33 PM

U don't have 2 be such a fool

2 make me lose the icon

Don't need U actin like a baby

From dusk till dawn

U don't need experience

2 piss me off

U just leave it all up 2 me

I'm gonna show u what it's all about



U don't have 2 be rich

2 be my beeyotch

U don't have 2 be a cool

2 rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your



icon, bitch!



U got to not talk dirty, baby

If u wanna impress me

U CAN be 2 dirty, papa

Don't know how 2 impress me (Yeah)

Don't want 2 be your fantasy

Maybe u could be mine (Frost no)

U just leave the icon to me

We could have a good time



U don't have 2 be rich

2 be my beeyotch

U don't have 2 be a cool

2 rule my world

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your



icon, bitch!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/14/2004 05:36 PM

Ok, just for that I have to say:











What the Frost?

piXXXie 5,871 11
04/14/2004 05:37 PM

Frog...I'm a girly girl piXXXie. Not a flaming fairy.



And the XXX might be a hint at something....But I don't want to steal any of TTJ's glory as the sex fiend...

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/14/2004 05:43 PM

lmao Hammerhead! That was for Nutz.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 05:50 PM

Uh oh. LT, you deserve the icon and all, but you will lose piss if you keep using aolisms like that.

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/14/2004 05:53 PM

Thanks, but Good God, man! I've never even had AOL! That's a Princism!



All these whippersnappers...

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 05:57 PM

No, LT. "lmao". That's an aolism. A princism would me more like, "Imagine Michael Jackson if he hit it with Carmen Electra."

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/14/2004 05:58 PM

And WTF is wrong with lmao???

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 06:02 PM

<action> sighs </action>

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/14/2004 06:02 PM

And WTF is wrong with lmao???



It's lazy. You're not in a chat room. You have time to type out whole words like "llamas milk ain't orange" and "William Tiberius Ferell".

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/14/2004 06:07 PM

And nobody who spends their days avoiding exercise at all costs by sitting at a computer eating fritos and drinking coke should be lazy.

BeebopaloobopawopbamStoat 9,077 10
04/14/2004 06:09 PM

And the XXX might be a hint at something....



Hint at what?

Laffy Taffy 674 9
04/14/2004 06:10 PM

Thanks for the help.



This leaves me with a dilemma. What if somebody makes me laugh and I would like to indicate my amusement in a more direct way than using the clickie? What is the appropriate method in these parts?



Is Ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa out as well? Hee hee? Heh heh? If you say yes, I'm going to cry.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/14/2004 06:18 PM

Yes.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/14/2004 06:23 PM

A clickie is adequate. Emoticons and abbreviations are for 15 year old girls.

BeebopaloobopawopbamStoat 9,077 10
04/14/2004 06:24 PM

That's the beauty of this site. You don't.



If someone says something funny, give them a clickie. Don't say anything unless you have something to add to the conversation.



Otherwise we'd get a bunch of people posting "Hahaaahaaa that was Frostin hilarious" every time I make a post.



And that Shakespeare's just annoying, yo.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/14/2004 06:24 PM

Hahahhaaahaaa that was COMEDY GOID

BeebopaloobopawopbamStoat 9,077 10
04/14/2004 06:29 PM

I set em up, Chi....

Frou Frou 156,785 17
04/14/2004 06:31 PM

<action> kicks Stoat in his furry peener





and I KNOCK 'EM DOWN!

Frou Frou 156,785 17
04/14/2004 06:32 PM

A lot of good you'll do Declan now!



If I can't have you, no one will!!!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 06:52 PM

I like to eat crayons.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 06:52 PM

yellow is my favorite.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 06:52 PM

COMEDY GOLD BITCH!!!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/14/2004 06:53 PM

You misspelled "lead paint chips."

Frou Frou 156,785 17
04/14/2004 06:55 PM

COMEDY GOLD BITCH!!!





Actually wouldn't that be COMEDY YELLOW BITCH!!!, bitch?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 07:15 PM

Whats this doing down here?

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 07:15 PM

This thread deserves to be at the top.

Briham 38,843 10
04/14/2004 08:40 PM

This thread deserves to be at the top.

I agree. I think more people need to know that you are a tool. Look man, it's pretty rude to go around calling people unfunny. It's even worse when I have not yet seen anything remotely funny coming from you. Of course people are going to get mad when a raving douche like yourself insults their material while constantly reusing his own mediocre-at-best sputum. And as for the unhappy faces (I think they are called mahas, is that correct?), I would think you'd have more of them except the majority of people reading your stuff either feel sorry for you or simply don't care enough to rate. My advice, quit jacking off to your own image and learn to be funny.

Toastfucker 74 9
04/14/2004 08:55 PM

When we were children and i got on my olders sisters nerves, she and her friends would play a game where they ignored me completely. If myHERPESunderYOURumbrella is that unfunny everyone should kindly ignore everything it says. Oh, and don't call him a fag.. you hive a bad name to all fine faggots everywhere.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
04/14/2004 09:15 PM

When did it become possible to get more mahas than clickies?

BeebopaloobopawopbamStoat 9,077 10
04/15/2004 06:51 AM

Ignore it, it will go away...

Escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
04/15/2004 08:14 AM

Chi-chiusuckatlife



LamelamelamelameLAMElame......

Escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
04/15/2004 08:19 AM

Look, dipexcrement. You only have most of those clickies because you used your roommate's multiple accounts to click yourself. Fart knocker



Jane, you misspelled "all".

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

When their parents send them away.