PuggyD 48,304 12
04/14/2004 06:32 PM

House sitting at a haunted mansion?



What, is the blair witch going on vacation?

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's Lemonade 131,869 36
04/14/2004 06:34 PM

Yeah, she's going to visit the Addams family.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/14/2004 06:35 PM

No, It's one of those mansions that doubles as a museum. Like a house with a day job. The ghost is supposed to be a little boy from the 1800's. Creepy.

S H P 181,718 70
04/14/2004 06:35 PM

What else should I bring?



A hockey mask, chainsaw, and diapers for your friends.

JordanRL 125 9
04/14/2004 06:42 PM

Just remember that if anyone asks if you are a god, you say YES!

High Priestess of Stewie 58,741 29
04/14/2004 06:44 PM

Bring a cat. I worked in a restaurant that was also a pre-Civil War Plantation house. They had 3 ghosts. A young man in Civil War dress, a little girl with a big white pinafore and big bow in her hair and a woman with big hat. The cat (the owners lived upstairs while the restaurant part was on the first floor) would suddenly jump up and run from a room and not 5 seconds later something weird would happen. On time after close, I was sweeping the dinning room floor and the cat skidded, that's right skidded, from the parlor through the dinning room and out the front door. 3 seconds later I hear the lady with the hat 'walk' through the parlor. No Shakespeare. Bring a cat. They know these things.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's Lemonade 131,869 36
04/14/2004 06:46 PM

They know these things





And then, if you're like Chickens, you can eat it!

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/14/2004 06:48 PM

The owner has a poodle. Will that do?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/14/2004 06:50 PM

That works on so many levels.

High Priestess of Stewie 58,741 29
04/14/2004 06:53 PM

Keep the cat in a carrier. When it goes nuts, scraching, yowling and trying to bite it's way out; you know something good is gonna happen.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 06:54 PM

Crayons are yummy.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
04/14/2004 06:55 PM

MMMMMMMM yellow.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's Lemonade 131,869 36
04/14/2004 06:55 PM

Poodle has decent flavour, but is surprisingly tough.





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High Priestess of Stewie 58,741 29
04/14/2004 06:58 PM

The best thing to do is to let the poodle maranate for 4-6 hours before cooking to soften the meat. It is best to braise poodle if you don't have the time to maranate.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/14/2004 06:58 PM

Dude, you needed to be hugged more often or something. I'm sorry mommy and daddy's divorce was so traumatic on you that you became lost amongst the fighting and the yelling and the ass rape. I truly believe that therapy, years and years of it, may help you sort out your clear lack of social skills. Perhaps someone, when you were a wee boy, made you touch them in the bathing suit area even though it made you feel yucky. I think so, because you are confusing bad attention with good attention, and so you just go with attention through assinine remarks and general dick-in-mouthedness. I recommend you look deep inside yourself. Open a hole with a shotgun first.

Pubah, Dead to Himself 56,794 18
04/14/2004 08:14 PM

a Cyanide capsule

Put it between your cheek and gum for real suicidal enjoyment.

Briham 38,843 10
04/14/2004 08:22 PM

Man, if I were a ghost, I'd totally screw with people's minds. Whisper stuff in their ears, appear behind them when they look in the mirror but whenthe turn around disappear, cause objects to move on their own... being a ghost would rock.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/14/2004 08:24 PM

Depends.

Pubah, Dead to Himself 56,794 18
04/14/2004 08:25 PM

...Strip and seductively walk to the elevator shaft...



That was my favorite part of 'Ghostship'



Being dead has it's advantages

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/16/2004 08:24 PM

I just found out there are actualy three Ghosts and a Donkey at this mansion. I absolutley can NOT wait for tommorow.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/16/2004 08:40 PM

On saturday, a friend and I get to house-sit a haunted mansion for a week! We're bringing digital cameras, camcorders, audio recorders, etc. What else should I bring?



Raisinettes.

phencyclidine 273 10
04/16/2004 08:45 PM

Bring a theremin for communicative purposes.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/16/2004 08:52 PM

I am perfectly comfortable not knowing what theremins are.



Sounds like a bad western movie, but that's just me.

phencyclidine 273 10
04/16/2004 09:35 PM

"Bad western movie" is a redundancy and you know it!!

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/16/2004 09:36 PM

I'll see you at the OK Coral!

H-Back Pubah 56,794 18
04/16/2004 09:36 PM

Bad Spaghetti Western...





...Triple Redundant

Silly old Pubah 56,794 18
04/17/2004 01:20 AM

If a rooster sat on the top of a house and laid an egg, which side would his feathers molt on?

LegalHA 182 9
04/17/2004 03:31 PM

Oh, the donkey is living then?

LegalHA 182 9
04/17/2004 03:34 PM

So you won't be braaayy-sing and eating him anytime soon?

LegalHA 182 9
04/17/2004 03:37 PM

If that's bad I don't wanna be good.

Briham 38,843 10
04/17/2004 03:40 PM

Keep your ass covered Doc Crazyballs. You don't want something like this happening in the middle of the night.

LegalHA 182 9
04/17/2004 03:43 PM

Aw, ew. Reminds of that book I had to read for World Lit. It was an old Greek story "The Golden Ass"

Briham 38,843 10
04/17/2004 03:48 PM

I wish I had a golden ass. When I moon people, they would dazzled by its luster.



Me: "Behold my beautiful golden ass!"

Some other guy: "It's incredible, may I touch"

Me: "Very well, mortal."