TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/16/2004 03:53 PM

For you, I click freely. Just remember that when it's time for me to reach 5,000.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/16/2004 03:54 PM

I'm offering a one for one trade on this post only.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/16/2004 03:54 PM

Fake your own death.

Bankey 70,843 10
04/16/2004 03:54 PM

build me a new deck

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/16/2004 03:54 PM

<action>licks chickens</action>

A one...



TWO...



three...



CrUNcH!

studio 2,001 10
04/16/2004 03:55 PM

Hide.











That worked for the subservient chicken.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/16/2004 03:56 PM

I clicked, but only because you smelled so sad.

Chanceroni Babalabotcho 171,270 14
04/16/2004 04:37 PM

I'm late but I clicked you anyway.

I'll let you know the test results later.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/16/2004 04:41 PM

You're welcome.



First time I clicked after GAB came back, it was 8,999.



I clicked on this thread, and on the band name thread.





Now come across with the kissing, or a gift certificate to Amazon.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/16/2004 04:43 PM

I figured maybe Jeff had pulled the plug as a prank to foil Chickens' attempt at making his 3pm deadline. THAT would have been funny.

Hostile Environment Panda 181,718 70
04/16/2004 04:43 PM

I think they were trying to get you your personal icon, Chickens, in honor of your 9000th clickie. It must have crashed the server. That sucks.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
04/16/2004 04:44 PM

I'll click anyone that rises from the dead in less than 2000 years anyday.....maybe when my time comes you will be workin the door, god knows I'll need the help....





oops, (god knows)

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/16/2004 04:46 PM

A cheater would do something like this.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/16/2004 04:51 PM

Crap. That didn't work. At least not for me. But someone else's piss bar is filling up, which is funny since it isn't even a funny post. Which makes it funny anyway.

Snap, Crackle, Explode 948 9
04/16/2004 05:49 PM

Darn. I missed it. And I was hoping you could make me at least semi-omnipotent.

Misfit 1,104 10
04/16/2004 06:46 PM

Did you try doing it to an <a href="http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=rate_msg&thread_id=&msg=917421&rating=1" onClick="popup('http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=rate_msg_popup&thread_id=&msg=917421&rating=1'); return false;">old post?</a>

Misfit 1,104 10
04/16/2004 06:46 PM

I guess onclick doesn't work...



boy I feel smart...

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/16/2004 08:15 PM

Click, bam, thank you, Sam.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/16/2004 08:17 PM

Anyone who clicked you is an enemy of mine.

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/16/2004 08:18 PM

Click!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/16/2004 08:18 PM

Try previewing before you submit.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/16/2004 08:18 PM

Likewise, Ms Monroe, likewise.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/16/2004 08:27 PM

Word, brother. Word.



I can say that because my parents are from Africa.

286,326 61
04/17/2004 08:09 PM

What a Shakespearee time for the server to go down. I definately think Jeff was behind that. Curses on your head, Om Hargave!!!

286,326 61
04/17/2004 08:11 PM

I had to leave for th highland games at three, so I have no idea if I made it or not. Incidentally, itls beautiful here and the games are grand.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/17/2004 08:12 PM

deep down, i want to be chickens.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/19/2004 10:34 AM

Ok, you've all been paid back. I even clicked Marylynn despite her calling all my click-Johns her enemies. Mostly cause she's and arab and I don't want her flying a plane into my house.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/19/2004 10:35 AM

Thanks for the help folks. I wonder if I made it by 3 with all Jeff's playing with the serverin an attempt to foil my plans?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2004 10:47 AM

I finally got a reply from Jeff for the whole deeznuts fiasco. He must be busy fighting crime on the internet.



Chix. I clicked you. Can I have a wife-beater and chaps pic of you on your bike?



I promise not to masturbate much to it.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/19/2004 10:57 AM

I'd have to cut up my Piggly Wiggly tee shirt, so no.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2004 10:59 AM

I am so declicking you.



Right now.



tease.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/19/2004 11:11 AM

De clicking is better than de flowering.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/19/2004 11:16 AM

If you're a flower, then you need to stop lying in maneu...manoo...cow poop.