Wal-mart door greeters...
A comedy conversation
by HighSoci  30,076  18
04/17/2004 12:23 AM 334 views
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...are not only old as pimple on Adam's ass, but are not too bright either. Do they not realize those theft systems are there for a reason and don't "just go off like that for no reason" all the damn time. One day I was in there with my cousin who kept bothering me to buy him a damn AC/DC cd. After him finally getting the point that I wasn't going to buy it for him and (digging my foot out of his ass for constantly asking me), he decides he is going to steal it. I didn't know it at the time, but as we walked out, the theft system goes off. The old woman at the door didn't check him or anything... she just smiles and says.."its ok honey it does that sometimes" and lets him walk out. I knew what he had done the second it went off, but didn't want to cause that big of a scene and just smiled and walked out. When we got outside, I told him to give me the CD and then made him go back in the store and give it back to them. The old lady was a little pissed because now she looked like she was incompetant in front of her manager. Today the same type of situation happens, but this time it was some teen with a baby and an old man working the door. All he does is look at her receipt, looks at her bag, smiles and tells her to have a good day. The damn thing goes off again as she walks out. I look at the guy and asked him if he thought about looking in her damn diaper bag that had a huge bulge in it. He just smiled and said, "nope didn't think about that, but she had a baby and I don't think she was stealing anything.".... I swear some people are just that damn stupid.
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The Llama-☼-nator 7,194  10
04/17/2004 12:26 AM
Ha! Wal-mart greeters are actually stupid enough to believe in the basic decency of the human race. Bunch of retards.
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The Llama-☼-nator 7,194 10
04/17/2004 12:28 AM
So you made your cousin give back a stolen c.d. but...
No. I said the last kidnapping joke I made would be the last, and I meant it.
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Jujube monkey 23,705 11
04/17/2004 12:29 AM
So that is where the spree of violence and mischievious acts all started huh?
First it's Wal-Mart then it's........
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FlagPoleSitterJane 173,958 15
04/17/2004 12:30 AM
Okay, I'll admit, I just scanned the first part of HS's post. But what I got out of it was "I wanted an AC/DC CD, but don't want to admit it. I'll blame it one my family member"
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/17/2004 12:33 AM
I've set off the alarm at Wal-Mart and other stores when I was walking in. Those things are flaky. Sometimes, they'll go off when I walk in but not when I walk out. Stupid technology.
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Jujube monkey 23,705 11
04/17/2004 12:41 AM
<ringworm post>I set off fire alarms cause my ass is hot</ringworm post>
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shaferandrew 50 10
04/28/2004 05:50 PM
Well, I'm a noob, so I want to start my flaming to get it over with. Where can I find the original conversation about HiSoci's kidnapping?
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Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
04/28/2004 05:56 PM
At the Wal-Mart by my house, all the greeters are either 80+ years old, or 'tards. I sure hope that's not supposed to be the security force.
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Racheykins 4 9
04/28/2004 05:59 PM
On Holiday in France we managed to set off door security in every shop we went into. It took us a fair while to realise that somehow my sisters camera remote control (whilst trying to contact the camera) was setting them off. While explaining this to the fifth or sixth old french candle shop owner lady, she completely misunderstood our collectively marvellous french and phoned the police, thinking we had stolen the camera from somewhere then had decided to admit it to her. *some french exclamation*
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