Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/18/2004 05:16 AM

Coasters!



Warm them a little, and make sculpture!



Mini Frisbees?



Sharpen them for high tech shurikens (sp?)

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/18/2004 05:21 AM

I accumulate more than that in a year, and many times I've thrown away garbagebags full. But then again, I get them free.



The shuriken idea actually works. Use a sharp pair of scissors and make a star with five points. They will stick in the foamy ceiling tiles they use in most workplaces, offices, and schools. You just need to learn how to flick them just right so they shoot straight up.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/18/2004 05:34 AM

ebay

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 10:44 AM

Take the Cd's in a sack to your nearest CD/Music store.. Proceed to take the CD's out of the sack and randomly place them on the shelves. I've done this and it confuses the hell out of security... See if you can finish the sack before they throw you out.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/18/2004 10:48 AM

Liquidate them and invest at a higher rate.

Dirty Dan 43 9
04/18/2004 11:12 AM

use a drill bit to make the centre bigger then put a lightbulb inside and make yourself a lamp, i seen somone do it with AOL cd's on tv, it looked pretty cool

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/18/2004 11:13 AM

ever microwave them? there's this neat circle of sparks that runs from the inside to the outside real fast like. oh! foil side up. have fun!

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/18/2004 12:37 PM

People around here like to get as many free AOL CDs as possible then use them as dorm decs by doing an entire wall in CDs, shiny side out.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/18/2004 01:10 PM

Speaking of crappy CDs, I just downloaded the newest Pink album, "Try This", the one that sold like, zero copies, and it's surprisingly fun. I like how she appears to be actively aspiring to be the next Pat Benetar.

117,736 36
04/18/2004 01:15 PM

We know where you live, you gay little punk. Now give us our money, bitch!

Crayon_Eater 110 9
04/18/2004 01:25 PM

Target practice. Then don't ever buy a cd again. It's called Kazaa. Those Frosters make too much money anyway.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/18/2004 02:52 PM

Some good ideas in there... I think Mr. Peg's is brilliant. I'm gonna try it.



My other idea is to put them all in a shoebox... there's about 50 now... and then place them randomly on the sidewalk on Vancouver's busy Robson Street. Then yell at anyone who touches my "art". And when I'm done, run away.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/18/2004 03:05 PM

Post a list of them here. You never know how many of us might have crappier taste than you.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/18/2004 03:21 PM

You got it. There's another pile somewhere, but here's the stack I can find:



Squirrel - Niagara

Flesh Eaters - Crucified Lovers in Woman Hell

Flop - & The Fall of the Mopsqueezer

Tyler Ellis - Straid Hill

Crystal Method - Vegas

Soundtrack - Deepwater Black

Hednoize - Searching for the End

Various Artists - A Call to Irons: A Tribute to Iron Maiden

Various Artists - Retro 80s

Erasure - Pop!

Capercaillie - Get out

Tal Bachman - Tal Bachman

Des'ree - I Ain't Movin'

Density's Child - The Writing's on the Wall

Soundtrack - Supercop (Jackie Chan)

Say Colour - Seeing is Believing

The Poor - Who Cares

Usherhouse - Moulting

Wendy Carlos - Switched on Bach

Friends of Dean Martinez - Atardecer

Space - Spiders

Ten Seconds Over Tokyo - Ten Seconds Over Tokyo

Phunky Data - Fashion or Not?

Kef - Poppaloopa

Transmatic - Transmatic

Mr.Glass: The World's First Smartmonaut 25,340 11
04/18/2004 03:25 PM

I was sitting about in the video editing room when a friend of mine took one of my crappy CDs I'd been playing constantly, and threw it at my face. Seeing that horrible disk of terrible light near turned me religious. Then it hit me in the face and left a huge scratch diagonally.



Luckily, I know where his girlfriend lives.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/18/2004 03:26 PM

Hey, that Space album is a classic. You try listening to it again recently? I love that album.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/18/2004 03:32 PM

It's got one or two tolerable songs, but it's mostly crawp. I ordered it from BMG on a friend's recommendation. Also in that order were Density's Child and Des'ree, which I ordered for my now-ex-girlfriend, leaving me saddled with them.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/18/2004 03:48 PM

vegas was good. i used to listen to my playstion n2o disc because i was too cheap to go buy the album.

I.B.Syndrome 385 9
04/18/2004 03:50 PM

diaphrams for biker chicks?

Snap, Crackle, Explode 948 9
04/18/2004 09:05 PM

House of Cards, but with CD's?

Emenius - Now with a dollar! 1,433 10
04/18/2004 09:09 PM

Stocking stuffers.

Emenius 1,433 10
04/18/2004 09:16 PM

Or maybe stalker stuffing.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
04/18/2004 09:31 PM

I read once that if you ski or own a boat it is a good idea to carry one with you incase there is ever an airsearch you can use them as a reflector. so....now you only have to place 28 more !

Livewire 78,229 13
04/18/2004 11:38 PM

Stocking stuffers.



I did send one of them to MonkeyFun when I was her Secret Santa. She thought it was so awful she re-gifted it to Eric Nguyen.

Georges Wet Bush 458 9
04/18/2004 11:56 PM

Reading that list makes me want to vomit!

Livewire 78,229 13
11/14/2004 05:04 PM

Sweet Jesus! I sold the album to a guy in Edmonton who also read this thread. He was a friend of one of the band members (Bill). If you really need a copy, send an email to the address in my profile, and I'll forward it to the guy I sold it to. Maybe he can help you out.

crackhead 427 8
11/14/2004 07:05 PM

wrap them up as presents and give them to people. then it would be rude if they don't accept them and take them off your hands. you don't need a reason, it's the thought that counts, right?



though this could backfire and get recycled as a present among all your friends kinda like will farrell & the breadmaker in the movie old school.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
11/14/2004 07:15 PM

I have over 500





Amateur.



Close to 1000.

Jerk wants Puddin for Christmas 4,016 9
11/14/2004 07:15 PM

Holy crap! Crystal Method is considered to be garbage? I once found a staik X cd for 50 cents at Sam the record man....50 cents!!!

The Hispanic Stereotype Snork 45,655 12
11/14/2004 08:04 PM

Could a tribute to Iron Maiden be really that bad?

RedstaR I've got a ferret in my trousers 1,068 8
11/14/2004 09:47 PM

Yeah seriously, I love iron maiden. If you really don't want it mail it too me.



Or throw it in my direction really hard.

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
11/14/2004 10:27 PM

I just throw them away. Though I have one that I just can't part with because I love the name of the band: The Armegeddon Dildos.

millie will bring the pies 116,984 28
11/14/2004 10:28 PM

Goodwill.

Underwhere? 101,368 77
11/14/2004 10:55 PM

After listening to that lineup, I'd use the edges to slice my wrists.

Livewire 78,229 13
11/14/2004 11:09 PM

Yeah seriously, I love iron maiden.



That is why you would hate this album. The only metal band still in existence that's worthy to cover Maiden would be Iron Savior.

Tina Phley 131,064 34
11/14/2004 11:10 PM

After listening to that lineup, I'd use the edges to slice my wrists.



Quick! Let her borrow the whole collection! I'll pay for postage!!!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/14/2004 11:19 PM

Usherhouse, and Crystal Methood are good bands.



So is the one that Whistler mentioned, Armageddon Dilldos.



And if you like them, see what you can do about finding Foreskin 500

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
11/15/2004 04:56 AM

My music teacher has cd mobiles in her glasshouse. Appearantly the reflections moving with the wind totally wig the birds out and they all bugger off.

Saucy Humongous Panda Breasts 181,718 70
11/15/2004 01:18 PM

Personally, I would mail them all to AOL, one by one, over the course of about a year.

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
11/15/2004 08:54 PM

Limewire



Another band worth of Iron Maiden status: Iced Earth



Play either one really loud to discipline your children

WickedWedgieWoman-All hopped up on tryptophan 15,741 12
11/15/2004 09:09 PM

I Frost-ing LOVE Iced Earth

GoatPhoenix 369 8
11/15/2004 09:13 PM

I was hoping this would be a contest to name the Shakespearetiest CD in the world.

Regardless, St. Anger.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
11/15/2004 09:16 PM

But oh oh oh! Put them in the microwave, it's like a rainbow. And as a bonus, you can glue a dead crow to them, take them to your local community college and sell them to some pseudo intellectual ass hat as art.

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
11/15/2004 09:36 PM

You rule 3xW! Rock on!