Chaudair 109 9
04/18/2004 10:50 AM

shove a jawbreaker down his throat and seal his mouth with duct tape.... he'll appreciate it later

Dirty Dan 43 9
04/18/2004 11:02 AM

tie him to your chair in your garage, wear black costumes, and REFUSE to talk, that could blow it all,and if he dies by this put him on the bed and make it look as if he was raped.... just like in that one movie witht eh jawbreaker and stuff

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 11:07 AM

Yay, we've got a driver now and i've just ordered the ski masks. Good call on the not talking.. Hadn't thought of that.. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack or anything... he does have quite a girth.... We'll need a van...

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/18/2004 11:11 AM

and a winch.

Daggy 86,684 14
04/18/2004 11:11 AM

Why do you call yourself Mr. Peg? I ask because I have a funny story.

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 11:14 AM

MrPeg came about a while ago. I came into work with about 500 Pegs attached to the inside of my jacket and tried selling them to people (some i didn't even know). Then later that day i was signing up for a forum and couldn't think of a name and someone suggest Mr.Peg...



It had nothing to do with me having a 2 inch penis...no... nothing at all....

arkansassy 291 10
04/18/2004 11:15 AM

Four of my friends in high school did that to another one of my friends on her birthday. When they were driving her around, they got into a car accident. 3 of them spent five months in the hospital.



It was also a little awkward to explain to the police why there was a naked, handcuffed girl with duct tape over her mouth in the trunk.

Dirty Dan 43 9
04/18/2004 11:31 AM

It was also a little awkward to explain to the police why there was a naked, handcuffed girl with duct tape over her mouth in the trunk.



ha ha ha, how did the police first react to the naked handcuffed girl?

Daggy 86,684 14
04/18/2004 11:31 AM

Thank you for the prompt explanation. I have a funny story but it has nothing to do with pegs.

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 11:33 AM

For one thing... I doubt we'll strip him... *shudders*.. And thinking about it, we might need more than 4 of us to handle him without us getting hurt..

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/18/2004 11:34 AM

Drug him, it'll be funnier

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 11:38 AM

There's that.. or a quick crack on the back of the head with a blackjack....

Dirty Dan 43 9
04/18/2004 11:45 AM

Drugging him is a good idea, But he might not like it to much when he wakes up, knocking him would hurt him too, you should use a noxious gas that would knock him out without Hurting him

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/18/2004 11:57 AM

If handcuffs are involved, make sure you have the keys nearby.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
04/18/2004 11:58 AM

Is there a story behind that?

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/18/2004 01:02 PM

finally a thread i can be of some use......

phencyclidine 273 10
04/18/2004 01:40 PM

There are too many spoons on this thread

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/18/2004 01:50 PM

Yeah. All I need is a knife.

JP-Future Alcoholic 13,437 11
04/18/2004 01:53 PM

Isn't it ironic?

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/18/2004 01:57 PM

No, just inconvenient.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
04/18/2004 02:06 PM

When you have him all tied up. . .



Kiss him passionately and say, "This is how we say good-bye in Austria, Dr. Jones."



Then punch him in the face and say, "This is how we say good-bye in Germany."

erykahbadu 1,156 9
04/18/2004 02:18 PM

I'm planning a special surprise for my best mates birthday.



Mate? Are you a pirate? Aaarrrg!

MrPeg 260 9
04/18/2004 06:11 PM

I was a pirate for a while. Stabbed myself in the foot and gave up though. And that darned parrot kept outsmarting me for crackers.... he thinks he's so cool with his beak, but one day... one day... i'll have a beak, a cooler one than that...just you see