BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
04/19/2004 06:07 PM

As far as I can tell, the emo kids are the whiny, love-sick versions of the punk kids.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 06:13 PM

<action>stabs Blue-Footed Boobie in the ear with a broken Weezer CD</action>

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 06:14 PM

STABBY!!



So, what does EMO mean?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/19/2004 06:15 PM

I thought this was being Emo.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 06:17 PM

This is emo

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 06:20 PM

<action>beats Kittunchops with a phallic sculpture...</action>

iceftsman 2,131 10
04/19/2004 06:21 PM

Emo is short for Emotional Punk Rock... it is Pop Punk that has meaning behind the lyrics... supposedly.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 06:23 PM

Your tiny fists of fury will bring me no harm.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 06:25 PM

Hello? Hi, I'm not safe for work.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 06:26 PM

I know you are but what am I?

Hostile Environment Panda 181,718 70
04/19/2004 06:26 PM

<action>beats Kittuns over the head with her unemployment papers.</action>

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 06:34 PM

Pfft.



You guys should know better than to click on a link that is labeled "fist."

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 06:47 PM

Eh, maybe so...

Phuc 237,915 21
04/19/2004 07:27 PM

Emo kids must die.



It's part "I wanna look like Shaggy" part "my life is great but I need to act like a victim or my white guilt will put me back into therapy" and part "heavy rock and hip hop scare me--give me wussy music."



Here.

...and here.

......and here and here and here.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 07:34 PM

Nice Phuc! Those are great.



I like this line:

Also, to be emo you have to be really skinny. Why do you think so many of them are vegans. If you are not skinny, you have to lose weight before you can officially be emo. How many emo girls do you see walking around with a big tank ass? That's what I thought.



So, basically Emo Kids are Goth's that are 'socially acceptable' (but don't tell them that). I agree, they must die.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 07:47 PM

You like starting threads, don't you? But you know what might go over better? If you had just one thread that you used to empty your head of all the meaningless Shakespeare floating around in there.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 07:51 PM

Hey, jut think of it as a place to post your meaningless Shakespeare in. Your Welcome. Have a nice night.

samela 26 9
04/19/2004 07:52 PM

Oh no! I didn't even see it before, how could I miss this!? I have some friends who are virtually on the edge of being emo! I have to go save them!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 08:24 PM

Don't leave me hanging, Boobie. My welcome what?!?

Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/19/2004 08:26 PM

<action>stabs Blue-Footed Boobie with TTJ's grammar for Dummies book</action>

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 08:28 PM

And you thought you'd have to go home to find something else to stab her with. You're welcome.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 08:36 PM

Your Welcome Mat was on fire, so I pissed on it. Sorry to leave you in suspense.

Fluro 14,139 11
04/19/2004 08:38 PM

Dude, i dont have a welcome mat. Oh my, the asian lady next door is going to get a hell of a surprise this morning...

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 08:39 PM

Nothing like a urine-soaked Welcom Mat to ruin your morning.



Of course, if you're one of those "Golden Showers" people, it may just brighten your morning.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 08:41 PM

Look TTJ, I forgot the 'e' in Welcome! You know what that means!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 08:46 PM

You know what that means!



You're in love with me and want hot sex?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 08:47 PM

I was going to say a 1-Armed Fight to the Death, but hey, sex works...

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 08:49 PM

Boobie, you seem to have a thing for 1 armed comments. Like your one armed baby joke the other day. What's up with that? I don't want to get offended, because I'm sure you're not trying to be offensive. I want to be fair to you. Discuss.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 08:53 PM

Um...you've (yay for grammar!) never seen a fight where you tie one arm behind your back? It's pretty common. <wonders if they dance-fight ala West Side Story around here...>



Seriously though, why the sensitivity on the 1-armed jokes?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 08:56 PM

Remember your joke the other day?

What's worse than a dead baby?



A one armed baby.



Yeah. I've got a one armed baby. And I was assuming that you knew that. But, as I'm sure you've noticed, I've been bitchier than usual lately. I've also been making less sense.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 09:00 PM

<action>feels like an ass...</action>

ahh...I caught a wiff of that in one of the older threads, but I didn't know it was serious...



I appologize. Seriously, didn't mean to come off hurtful.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/19/2004 09:02 PM

Yeah, I know. This is TTJane being bitchy and oversensitive. Actually, I figured you were someone hiding as a n00b.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 09:03 PM

Actually, I figured you were someone hiding as a n00b.



Is that a compliment?!

Flying Hippo of- AGGHHH! 1,246 10
04/19/2004 09:06 PM

<action> pulls out his katana



who wants some?!?!?

TTJane-You get what you get 173,958 15
04/19/2004 09:08 PM

I think it might be. I'm not too good at playing nice, though. Cut back on the threads, and I'll make it a compliment

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 09:10 PM

Ok, but if I keep posting in this thread it will look all long and important...no one wants that!

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/19/2004 09:11 PM

...and I'll stick to retard jokes from now on.



Mmmmm...retards...

Flying Hippo, Ninja of doom 1,246 10
04/19/2004 09:15 PM

<action> slices of Blue-Footed Boobies finger



......

TTJane-You get what you get 173,958 15
04/19/2004 09:16 PM

Just a warning-don't make a joke about AIDS. Trust me.