Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/22/2004 09:09 PM

How about you'll never have the chance to have a baby, no one in their right mind would Frost you.



So that only leaves Mookie.

8-pack slack gripper 1,768 12
04/22/2004 09:32 PM

Q: Where do they keep the naughty fetuses?

A: In stem cells.

Dalekhunter 13 10
04/22/2004 09:34 PM

whats red and white and screams!

a peeled baby in a bucket of salt.



ohhh sorry

scubasteve 24 10
04/22/2004 11:07 PM

Whats more fun than swingin a dead baby around on a rope?



Stopping it with a shovel.

sharribarri 14,124 11
04/22/2004 11:09 PM

I'm a little unclear about what exactly you want.... can you tell me what a vaient of a joke is?

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:19 PM

Q:How many babies does it take to paint your house?



A:Depends on how hard you throw them

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:20 PM

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple



A: I didn't cum on the apple before I ate it!

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/22/2004 11:27 PM

jeeez, i think babies are SOOOOO CUTE! how could you SAY something like that?

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/22/2004 11:27 PM

(note the name)

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:29 PM

Q: Whats worse than 3 dead babies in a trash can?

A: 1 dead baby in 3 trash cans

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:31 PM

I love dead baby jokes... and i love this joke which is why i must post even though its not a dead baby joke... i was thinking of converting it but its just not the same



Q: What's better than sex with an 11 year old asian boy?

























A: NOTHING!

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/22/2004 11:33 PM

I sense an obsession with raping young boys and babies. Good luck with that.

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:35 PM

Thanks!

Briham, Stewie's Worst Nightmare 38,843 10
04/22/2004 11:39 PM

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?



I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Briham, Stewie's Worst Nightmare 38,843 10
04/22/2004 11:44 PM

Here's a really bad pedophile one:

How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?



Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.





People will hate me for that

Briham, Stewie's Worst Nightmare 38,843 10
04/22/2004 11:47 PM

Why do you play loud music when having sex with a 5 year old?



So you don't hear her hips dislocating.

something clever 386 10
04/22/2004 11:48 PM

baby baby! hehehe... anyways babybaby you deserve a clickie... so do I... where are they sarri makes a spelling error joke and gets a clickie i give you gold and get squat, I'll be in my trailer

Briham, Stewie's Worst Nightmare 38,843 10
04/22/2004 11:52 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?



One is made of plastic and should be kept away from children, and the other you put your groceries in.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/22/2004 11:52 PM

old enough to pee



old enough for me

something clever 386 10
04/23/2004 12:02 AM

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?



You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

something clever 386 10
04/23/2004 12:04 AM

Whats blue covered in frost and sits next to a turkey?



Dead baby in the freezer.

Briham, Stewie's Worst Nightmare 38,843 10
04/23/2004 12:11 AM

What's red, bubbles, and taps on glass?



A baby in a microwave.

Lobster 653 9
04/23/2004 01:26 AM

What do you get when you slit a dead baby with a razor?







An erection



What's black and blue and doesn't like to have sex?





The seven year old tied up in my trunk

Lobster 653 9
04/23/2004 01:29 AM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?



One is made of plastic and should be kept away from children, and the other you put your groceries in.



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?



Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson Frosts little kids.

Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 05:11 AM

Dead baby jokes are about as lame as a disabled baby.

HotToTrot 26 9
04/23/2004 05:14 AM

What's red, makes gurgling sounds and is progressively getting smaller?









A baby having his head shaved by a potato peeler.

Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:01 AM

What do you call a baby, Frosted up against a wall?













A wall-mounter.

Misfit 1,104 10
04/23/2004 11:32 AM

What's 11" long, purple and makes women scream?



crib death

Toonces 514 10
04/23/2004 11:41 AM

A doctor delivers a baby and when he goes to spank it, he drops it right on its head. "Oh, I'm so sorry!" he says to the horrified mother and hands the baby to the nurse. She drops it too. "Give it back to me," the doctor says. The nurse hands him the baby and the mother is now in tears. He begins walking over to her to hand her the baby when he bobbles it and it flies out the window. The mother screams "You killed my baby!" The doctor says "No, it was stillborn. I was just Frost-ing with you!"

studio 2,001 10
04/23/2004 03:21 PM

Q: Whats worse than 3 dead babies in a trash can?

A: 1 live baby trapped under 3 dead babies in a trash can, eating it's way out.

MrPeg 260 9
04/23/2004 03:30 PM

Q. Why couldn't the baby eat its tea?



A. Because it's head was nailed to the floor!

MrPeg 260 9
04/23/2004 03:31 PM

Q. Why Did the Baby drop it's dummy?



A. Because the truck hit it.

DeadMike 3,390 10
04/23/2004 03:51 PM

what's the perfect gift for a dead baby?





a dead puppy!

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/09/2004 04:19 PM

Frost you.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/09/2004 05:46 PM

Only if he's a dead baby.

Briham, NSFW or anywhere else 38,843 10
05/09/2004 05:59 PM

How do you get 50 dead babies into a glove compartment?















With a Blender.



How do you get them out?













With a straw

ringworm 68,315 13
05/09/2004 06:26 PM

dead baby jokes quit being funny when i was in the 9th grade. let's all put daddy's copy of truly tasteless jokes vol. xxxii back on the bookshelf and get on w/ our lives.

Briham, NSFW or anywhere else 38,843 10
05/09/2004 06:30 PM

You mean there's an encyclopedia of tasteless jokes? Where can I get one?

WhoaDude 497 9
05/09/2004 09:21 PM

Sorry, but mahas for almost all of you in this thread...

Briham NLI... Just kidding 38,843 10
05/09/2004 09:23 PM

asswipe

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/09/2004 09:52 PM

This thread has been done before. I posted this last time.





Now, I'll post this.



And this.





Oh, and WD, people have sick senses of humor. You laughed. You know you laughed.





What's blue, and red and sets off a metal detector?



A baby with a fork in it's head.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/09/2004 10:02 PM

No, I didn't laugh.

Chaudair 109 9
05/09/2004 10:17 PM

Q. What's small, bloody, and crawling up your leg?



Q. A homesick abortion.

Chaudair 109 9
05/09/2004 10:18 PM

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of Shakespeare?



A. A pile of Shakespeare doesn't turn me on.

Briham NLI... Just kidding 38,843 10
05/09/2004 10:34 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and Whoadude?



I crossed the dead baby off my "people to kill" list

Tina dygas 0 4
04/27/2010 06:44 AM

whats white round and bounces up and down in a crib
a pedophiles ass

spleendingo 157 7
04/27/2010 07:08 AM

"Don't post a vaient of a joke 8 times."

If a baby spells better than you and knows how to use dictionary.com what do you call it?

Just kidding. We all make misteaks....missteaks....mistakees....you get the picture.