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Funniest Gabber of Week/I'm So Frost-ing Unfunny.
A comedy conversation by Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:09 PM 236 views

I got a total of 13 bad clickies while I was sleeping. I mean, Jesus, I knew I sucked ass when it comes to comedy, but 13 overnight? Frost. That really Frost-ing sucks. I think I'm gonna curl into a ball and Frost myself untill I feel better.



Okay, in the midst of my flaming suckiness, I think we need to nominate GABers for the funniest of the week. The winner gets nothing except self gratitude which may help them while they masturbate.



I nominate Kittuns, Blue Boobie and TTJ.

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44 Comments on "

Funniest Gabber of Week/I'm So Frost-ing Unfunny.

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(Funniest: TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan,Marilyn,Livewire)


Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923335
Marilyn 12,471 13
04/23/2004 07:10 PM

You're an idiot for even caring.

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:11 PM

Someone give him some Frost-ing clickies.

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:20 PM

One question...Why the Frost would you call me an idiot for trying to respect funny people? Are you really that much of a Frost-ing dick (let me guess, you'll say "yes" and get a whole bunch of clickies)? Stop trying to say something funny and attempt to honor someone else.

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923358
Marilyn 12,471 13
04/23/2004 07:22 PM

Huh?

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:24 PM

Oh yes, I'd also like to nominate Marylin, that comeback was pretty Frost-ing funny.

 

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ringworm 68,315 13
04/23/2004 07:26 PM

actually, she called you an idiot for caring. it had nothing to do w/ respecting funny people.

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 07:31 PM

Why would caring make me an idiot?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923377
Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/23/2004 07:32 PM

Just go back to bed SHP.



All the bad people will be gone.



This is all a dream.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923383
BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
04/23/2004 07:35 PM

I too get upset when I realize I've been maha'd. But then, 2 minutes later, I recover.

 

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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/23/2004 07:45 PM

How in the hell did my name get on that list??

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923396
Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/23/2004 07:45 PM

Hey! I was pretty "on" this week!



Foosh you, you fooshers!

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
04/23/2004 07:48 PM

You get an honorary clickie.



For all the gesticulations.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923413
Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/23/2004 07:56 PM

I like DR because he types funny sounds.

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
04/23/2004 07:57 PM

Like zziiiiiiiip.

 

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godot 15,434 11
04/23/2004 11:09 PM

13 mahas overnight is nothing. I have logins that I give hundreds with. I've given so many mahas I'm about to petition the gab collective to rename mahas to godots.



For the record - I've gotten over 75 in one day.



I must have been pretty funny that day...

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923510
TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
04/23/2004 11:10 PM

<action>raises hand in the air</action>I know who gave you a couple of them.

 

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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/23/2004 11:48 PM

I've given MANY mahas, but all were to mynutzyourface.

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/23/2004 11:58 PM

That's so wonderfully kind of you TTJ

 

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Sexual Harassment Pizza 270 9
04/24/2004 12:05 AM

How in the hell did my name get on that list??



What the Frost? Can't you accept a complement?

 

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saggyb 124 9
04/24/2004 12:21 AM

Wow someone (read: You) is putting wayyyy to much importance on something as trivial as clickies. If getting a maha invokes any sort of negative emotional stimulus in you, I think you seriously need to re-examine your life..it could be that the whole living thing just isn't for you.

 

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godot 15,434 11
04/24/2004 12:23 AM

This coming from someone who has never gotten a maha...

 

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saggyb 124 9
04/24/2004 12:35 AM

*just attempted to give self maha* no luck.

I was just saying that anyone who needs reassurance of their own funnyness through an online forum should read this sentence enough times for the rediculousness of the concept to sink in.

on a side note: how do u do the emotion/action posts?

 

2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:37 AM

I say we nominate Iceman, he's not funny, but he's sweet.

 

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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:38 AM

Yea, thanks. Always happy to take a compliment from myself.

 

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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/24/2004 12:40 AM

<action>If only there were a page to learn how...</action> Must...control...negaclick...finger...

 

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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:41 AM

Here, i'll help you.







I hate (insert 50 ethnic minorities in here) and canadians.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923592
saggyb 124 9
04/24/2004 12:44 AM

DO IT!!!!

Oh and SHP if you really need reassurance of your funnyness simply:

1. Go to your own profile

2. Note the fact that your name appears below the header "The World's Funniest People"

3. Masturbate accordingly

4. Repeat as desired, or until permanently flaccid.

 

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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/24/2004 12:45 AM

I didn't mean you, Icemutt, I was talking to saggybutt up there.





And I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally. And you're an assbag. Just thought you should know.

 

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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/24/2004 12:46 AM

That's assbag Froster to you.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923632
HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/24/2004 01:16 AM

heehee



the developmentally disabled kid learned the word assbag today. it must have been written on the inside of his helmet this morning.

 

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Hammerhead 59,399 14
04/24/2004 01:23 AM

HBE, who are you refering to?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923695
Livewire 78,229 13
04/24/2004 02:06 AM

I posted some awesomely funny stuff this week, but for some odd reason, probably a board malfunction, the posts only got 1 or 2 clicks.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923702
ringworm 68,315 13
04/24/2004 02:12 AM

that happens to me all the time. you should file a bug report.

 

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Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
04/24/2004 02:15 AM

Limewire, funny to you is not always funny to the masses. But that is ok, cause if you can't entertain yourself, how can you ever entertain the thought of you coming out of the cloest.

 

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What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 02:16 AM

Strike 1!

 

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Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
04/24/2004 02:18 AM

Strike 2

Strike 3



Now what?

 

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Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
04/24/2004 02:19 AM

Better pack a damn lunch.... oh yea..and throw ina banna for me too..hungry

 

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What the fuck goes here? 297 9
04/24/2004 02:19 AM

I get a blow job.

 

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ringworm 68,315 13
04/24/2004 02:19 AM

you're out? of the closet?

 

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Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/24/2004 02:32 AM

Spaz, you don't know of what you speak. Limewire is always funny.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=923719
HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/24/2004 02:34 AM

holy Frost, hammerhead and hyperspaz are both here. we've got critical tard mass. EVERYBODY OUT GAB IS GONNA BLOW UP INTO A FIERY STORM OF LEG BRACES AND HALF EATEN YOGURT PACKS AND DROOL CUPS AND SLURRED SPEECH

 

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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/24/2004 02:36 AM

and i was talking to you, hammerhead.

 

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Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
04/24/2004 02:48 AM

hahah critical tard mass sorry that one gets a clickie hhah

 

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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
04/24/2004 02:55 AM

<action>pets your head lovingly</action>