HotToTrot 26 9
04/26/2004 11:53 AM

I'd cry myself to sleep every night.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/26/2004 11:54 AM

Become productive at work.

Livewire 78,229 13
04/26/2004 11:56 AM

It would survive somehow. There must be one or two Gabbers with the moxie to set up a similar board. Finances, now that's a different matter.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
04/26/2004 11:58 AM

It has, Once as payback for someone hacking Hargrave and pulling a prank. John shut it down for 24 hours. Once again when it morphed over to stew, this time we had advanced notice and a count down, it was a huge tear filled love fest, then yet again stew shut down, rinse and repeat.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
04/26/2004 12:01 PM

I would stare at the 404 page and weep softly.



Then head on over to www.big-uns.com to see if the rack of the day has been updated.

butternuts 14,362 10
04/26/2004 12:03 PM

What Trixxie said. Long ago, you could actually imp someone just by using their name. Someone posted as John and said Gab was gonna shut down on such-and-such a date. John, being the prankster that he is, thought it would be a hoot to really shut it down temporarily. When we went to gab that day we were redirected to a page selling the Zug t-shirts.



People weren't happy. Word quickly spread via IM that Rocken Donkey had started another message board, sort of a relief shelter for Gabbers. He called it "Frost You Hargrave."



I'm telling ya, people were PISSED. It was like if smokers woke up one day to find there were no cigarettes to be had anywhere.



I was a lot more addicted a couple of years ago. I think I'd be ok if it shut down, though I'd be sad to see it go.



It would sure be fun watching the mahem on HoB after everyone went there to post.

Therlin 12,200 13
04/26/2004 12:06 PM

We'd all be banned for not using the reply feature.

Frou Frou 156,785 17
04/26/2004 12:07 PM

I would no longer have to live my life in fear of being fired.



I would have to find another outlet for my repressed sexual energy.



I would have to actually surf OTHER websites.



I would be sad.

Daggy 86,684 14
04/26/2004 12:07 PM

Damn you Therlin! I was just about to post 'USE REPLY ARSEHOLE!'

Honey Barbeque Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
04/26/2004 12:17 PM

I think I'd be ok if it shut down, though I'd be sad to see it go.



Denial. The mark of a true addict.





I'd turn to heroin, the only thing more addictive than GAB.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
04/26/2004 12:18 PM

Odd I use three-ply on my arsehole.



This means something.

butternuts 14,362 10
04/26/2004 12:18 PM

I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT!

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
04/26/2004 12:32 PM

I'd have to go back to killing chickens (not you Chickens, the bird) on the hour every hour at the high Alter of Stewie. That or sucking babies for their sweet sweet stem cells.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
04/26/2004 12:43 PM

I would probably be found dead in a ditch somewhere, with "They hearted me. They really hearted me" written across my chest.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/26/2004 12:44 PM

Probably play more video games and masturbate more frequently.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/26/2004 12:47 PM

I would probably have to learn the name of the little kid who lives in our house now.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/26/2004 12:50 PM

without the annoying newer people



Where are these annoying new people?

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/26/2004 12:53 PM

Elizibeth Smart

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/26/2004 01:09 PM

I would start up my own website called houseofzug.com. My new name would be Don Magic Spicey and I would call all of the members my Ho'Z.

butternuts 14,362 10
04/26/2004 01:10 PM

The people on Ho'Z are not funny and Gab is way better.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
04/26/2004 01:22 PM

I figure I could go on posting for at least three or four weeks before I got suspicious .



In fact my clickie per post ratio, might even increase, but without anyone correcting my spelling and grammar, I'd catch on eventually.

PuggyD 48,304 12
04/26/2004 01:22 PM

I figure I would probably cry a little.



Okay, a lot.



Hell, I'm crying *now*.

BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
04/26/2004 04:10 PM

I would demand that, before he closes the site, John sends me some sort of physical manifestation of my clickies.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/26/2004 04:15 PM

If Zug closed down, I'd probably get a raise.

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
04/26/2004 04:16 PM

That's a damn good idea Bob. I want mine in pirate form, a standard issue Capt Jack Sparrow and a class B Will Turner.

Demonigeo 279 10
04/26/2004 04:24 PM

Find out what the world had been up to since I started surfing the net. I hear they have these new fangled things called mobile phones and hydrogen cars.



Wow not being in the world for a few years means when you come back it'll be like the future



<action>Runs off to join society again</action>

Supercunt 19,936 13
04/26/2004 04:25 PM

point and laugh

butternuts 14,362 10
04/26/2004 04:27 PM

At who? The mirror?

Honey Barbeque Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
04/26/2004 04:28 PM

Mabye I'd go find deeznutz/mynutzurface and beat "them" to a bloody pulp. Not going to bring GAB back, but would help vent my own frustrations and chlorinate the gene pool just a bit.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/26/2004 04:28 PM

<action>points at mirror



BAHAHAHAHA!

Supercunt 19,936 13
04/26/2004 04:35 PM

"At who? The mirror?"



NUTBUTTERRAGEZZZZ

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/26/2004 05:52 PM

i wouldn't stop kidnapping if that is what your asking

butternuts 14,362 10
04/26/2004 06:01 PM

If you shut down Zug, the terrorists have allready won.

PostOrgasmicChillJane 173,958 15
04/26/2004 06:05 PM

I'd spend time trying to grow an extra arm under my rat's skin. Cause that would be Frost-ing cool. And then I would give the arm to my daughter.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/26/2004 07:51 PM

Arms aren't toys, Jane.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/26/2004 07:54 PM

you ignorant slut.

Declan McManus: The ice in Lila's sweet tea 131,869 36
04/26/2004 07:55 PM

I'd market an elixir that would eliminatr the common cold.

Me Spicey. You Jane. 117,736 36
04/26/2004 08:01 PM

Jane, I don't think Brak would be too happy with that arrangement. In fact, he'd probably be pretty pissed.

Spicey is my God. 173,958 15
04/26/2004 10:58 PM

Spicey has actually remembered the name of my pet. I have changed my name because of this. I will keep it like this until I get another name that pops in my head. I'm guessing 17 hours.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
04/26/2004 10:59 PM

Cry.

Phuc 237,915 21
04/26/2004 11:42 PM

I would demand that, before he closes the site, John sends me some sort of physical manifestation of my clickies.



Like ten yard glasses full of Vitamin B-enriched urine?



I'd have time to actually walk to the bathroom when I had to make.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
04/27/2004 05:32 AM

Cocaine.

Barun 102 9
04/27/2004 05:37 AM

Play tennis, or eat a clubhouse sandwich. Yum.

Neep, have a hoppy easter. Hoppity. Hop. Shoot me. 35,066 15
04/27/2004 05:45 AM

If Zug closed down the first thing I would check when I get online would be my emails.

Jujube monkey 23,705 11
04/27/2004 11:21 AM

I would cry because I miss Punkin so much, she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She's very smart, witty, funny, clever and kind, and I think that I love her.



And I wouldn't miss any of you Emersons, not even for a second.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/27/2004 01:29 PM

I would spend my time at THIS KICKASS SITE!



>*< Safe for work.



PS: Wouldn't it suck if GAB shut-down just before he turned 18?

Pubah 56,794 18
05/13/2004 04:50 AM

If Zug were to shut down:

I'd laugh less

I'd cry more

maybe I'd even mutilate small animals (before I ate them)

I'd have more time to work on my plans to take over and PROPERLY rule the world

But most importantly, if dear Zug were to disappear, I'd spend less time making suburban Library patrons uncomfrotable.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/13/2004 12:42 PM

I'd be sorry to see it go, but I can do without it. This is of course because I'm a n00b who hasn't been here very long, it's not in my DNA yet.

Daggy 86,684 14
07/25/2004 01:37 AM

umpb!

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/25/2004 03:11 AM

I'd spend alot more time stalking Nutbutter.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:14 AM

Graal:

There is no violence involving dismemberment, blood and guts, or any other form of graphic violence

= crap.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/25/2004 08:16 AM

<action>bounces up and down to the tune of pure shrekness, again

Somebody once told me, something something something, that's not the sharpest post in the threeaad.

IceScreamCone 280 9
07/25/2004 01:35 PM

I think that if zug shut down, some of us would finally be able to get laid.



In short, we'd be Frosted.

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
07/25/2004 03:25 PM

I think that if zug shut down, some of us would finally be able to get laid.



More details on exactly how that would work, please.

IceScreamCone 280 9
07/25/2004 04:20 PM

well, you see, when a man loves a woman...

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
07/25/2004 04:22 PM

Can't keep his mind on nothing else?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 06:14 PM

Apparently, Mr. Percy Sledge has never heard of masturbation.

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
07/25/2004 06:16 PM

I guess I misread this lyric , then:



Tryin' to hold on to what he needs