Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 02:28 PM

Did you wait until he stood up, then hit him again?

Honey Barbeque Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
04/28/2004 02:29 PM

Allow me to introduce to you the "enter" key.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
04/28/2004 02:29 PM

Was it a little girl with only one arm?

Honey Barbeque Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
04/28/2004 02:32 PM

The dad was laughing?

That wasn't the dad. That was HighSoci. Call the law.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 02:32 PM

Was it a little girl with only one arm?



No silly, he said the kids Dad was laughing...TTJ's kid doesn't have a Dad...

Love Beverage # 9 2,715 9
04/28/2004 02:32 PM

<action>bitchslaps Sexual Harassment Panda</action>

Indent that!...or something...

Love Beverage # 9 2,715 9
04/28/2004 02:34 PM

Looking back, I wish I would have yelled at the kid for denting my car.

Moss 4,125 10
04/28/2004 02:37 PM

Great story.



One time when I worked as a busboy, during very frantic hours, I was running to restock the glasses. I opened a door quickly in my haste and the door smacked a 5 year old kid who had wandered off. Any day you get away with smacking a little kid is a good day.

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/28/2004 02:39 PM

That wasn't the dad. That was HighSoci. Call the law.





I think most of you are getting confused here. I don't abuse or assault kids, I only kidnap my own get it right already. Besides, the topic of this thread really brought back memories....

Chance 171,270 14
04/28/2004 02:44 PM

I tell you what.......you hit my 3 year old son with a car door and its on like Donkey Kong bitch!

Bankey 70,843 10
04/28/2004 02:46 PM

you'd throw barrels and pound on your chest?

Love Beverage # 9 2,715 9
04/28/2004 02:46 PM

<action>cue concerned parents with their own Emerson children</action>

Awww...

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/28/2004 02:47 PM

her hairy chest

Chance 171,270 14
04/28/2004 02:54 PM

Thats right! You wouldnt want this 6 foot tall broad staring down at ya!

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/28/2004 02:59 PM

I missed Hotbev.



Where have you been?

Love Beverage # 9 2,715 9
04/28/2004 03:02 PM

I missed Hotbev.

Where have you been?



I've been busy with school, work, beating up little kids, etc. You know how it goes.

Chance 171,270 14
04/28/2004 03:07 PM

I know you werent assuming I have Emerson children? Let me tell you something eyebrow, my son could kick your butt!

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/28/2004 03:08 PM

Yeah, that donkey kong Jr. is pretty impressive.

DeadMike 3,390 10
04/28/2004 03:38 PM

midgets in wheelchairs



that alone was worth a clickie

TableTopJane-Spicey is god 173,958 15
04/28/2004 03:40 PM

Uh, my kids have a dad. A very good one. I don't like you, boobie.



Also, I now want to go to Wal Mart and make it look like the kid's "arm" is stuck in the door. Good times are going to be had.

Chance 171,270 14
04/28/2004 03:41 PM

Your all wondering where beverage went huh? I creeped up on that trick like gorillas in the mist.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 04:02 PM

I don't like you, boobie.



Aww, now that's not nice.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
04/28/2004 07:48 PM

Me too, Chili. Me too.

TableTopJane-Spicey is god 173,958 15
04/28/2004 07:48 PM

I'm sorry, Boobie. I forgot that GAB was all about being nice to people. Douche bag.

Briham Likes to Kick Stewie in the Face 38,843 10
04/28/2004 07:54 PM

If you think little getting hit in the face is funny, you'll love this video.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 07:55 PM

Briham that's classic!!

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 07:56 PM

I'm sorry, Boobie. I forgot that GAB was all about being nice to people.



You misunderstood and thought I cared. It's ok.

Briham Likes to Kick Stewie in the Face 38,843 10
04/28/2004 07:58 PM

If you think little getting hit



Sorry, that should read "little kids" although I'm sure you guys could figure it out.



Stupid lysdexia

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/28/2004 08:01 PM

I sense some tension going on here. And I feel like breaking into song...





Why CANT WEEEEEEEE be friends?

TableTopJane-Spicey is god 173,958 15
04/28/2004 08:03 PM

Yes, I think you care. Otherwise you wouldn't have commented on it.



See, you like to pick up on someone else's thing and run with it. Like When Kittuns was "stabbing" you. What did you do? You posted after most of hers, doing a little "stabbing" yourself. I make a joke about my kids, so you make many jokes about my kid. Find your own material. Douche bag.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 08:03 PM

Careful ICE, you might get yelled at for quoting songs...

Briham Likes to Kick Stewie in the Face 38,843 10
04/28/2004 08:04 PM

<action>Bows</action>

Why, thank you Boobie. Here's another one, just for you.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/28/2004 08:05 PM

Sorry,



I'm sorry for, 2004, and I dont wanna mess up no more.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 08:07 PM

I make a joke about my kids, so you make many jokes about my kid.



Please, NKB made a joke about your kid and I ran with it. It seems that most others found it pretty damn amusing too. As we have already discussed the "Kid" thing before you know it was in jest...



Yes, I did go overboard on the Kittun stabbing - and have since stopped once you pointed it out (to be honest, I thought it was a "GAB thing" not a Kittun-Thing).



So, you have been pretty nice and helpful to me - today however, you're just being a bitch. I'll assume it's beacuse you landlord is a douche (ha ha, stole your word, neener neener!!).

TableTopJane-Spicey is god 173,958 15
04/28/2004 08:09 PM

Boobie, I made that comment about the quoting, and I made it obvious I was kidding when I said "Sorry, it's out of my system. Continue quoting." But for some reason, I really don't like you today. That might change in the morning. Why don't you hold your breath and wait for that to happen.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/28/2004 08:09 PM

Sometimes I wish I lived in the midwest. People in Boston are too litigeous. One time I was outside having a cigarette waiting for my train at South Station and this guy and his kid walked by me and I exhaled because I has to and he yelled at me and made me call my mommy.

Briham decided it's time to stop kicking HPoStewie 38,843 10
04/28/2004 08:13 PM

Ok, so next time you're out having a smoke and some Emerson comes by and judges you. respond.



Emerson: You know that will kill you

You: Yeah? Well my grandfather lived to be 110

Emerson: And he was a smoker?

You: No, he minded his own Frost-ing business

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/28/2004 08:17 PM

Or next time you see someone having a smoke, wipe your ass and rub it on their nose saying, "this is what your breath smells like"

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 08:18 PM

I really don't like you today



Yet I've gotten more positive clickies today than ever...



I'm going home...'Till tomorrow.

Briham decided it's time to stop kicking HPoStewie 38,843 10
04/28/2004 08:21 PM

Just so you know, I got that joke of another website. Does that mean it's plagiarism? I actually feel kind of bad for getting clickies for none original material.

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/28/2004 08:22 PM

Its ok. I'm a robot.

Marilyn 12,471 13
04/28/2004 08:24 PM

I knew it was unoriginal and I didn't give you a clickie for it.



But I will for your fessing up.



Now gimme back my Frost-ing potato!

Briham decided it's time to stop kicking HPoStewie 38,843 10
04/28/2004 08:43 PM

Whoa Ice, you're a robot? Are you like a Terminator? Do you have a gun in your arm or something? Or perhaps a grappling hook in your penis?

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/28/2004 08:44 PM

Well, my arm can grab boobs, and i have a cumgun in my penis, close enoug?

superturkey 6,678 0
04/30/2004 04:15 AM

wow, i just posted that i missed hotbev. and then i found this from the day before!



cool. good to see ya, bev.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
04/30/2004 10:36 AM

HEY KID! I'm a computer!

KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 10:46 AM

I used to be a waitress and one busy Saturday I was waiting on a family and they had their snot faced little kid sitting in one of the high chairs at the end of the table. There were 6 people in the family and I was bringing all of their drink over on one of those trays and as I leaned over the table to put one of the cups down the little boy hits the tray of drinks and all 5 drinks on the tray fell into his lap, the kid was soaked and of course his parents didnt see him hit the tray and freaked on me.









I told them to eat my ass

Charles The Great 0 0
04/30/2004 03:18 PM

That was me you hit! A - HOLE and I'm not a 3 year old Im a vertically impaired man with a binge on revenge! Watch where you swing your door next time... A-HOLE!

HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 03:20 PM

so what type of hole is she exactly? a black hole, a fox hole, a loop hole......

Charles The Great 0 0
04/30/2004 04:03 PM

she's uh... I don't want my innapropriate word edited out to say somthing nobody will understand... hole... (besides what if my mom sees?)

Charles The Great 0 0
04/30/2004 04:03 PM

she's uh... I don't want my innapropriate word edited out to say somthing nobody will understand... hole... (besides what if my mom sees?)

Pubah...Shooting the Plaza 56,794 18
12/07/2004 07:22 PM

<action>The guy in the cubicle next to me must think he's Stevie Wonder or something...I'm soooo scared</action>



Dear Hottie Bev,

Sorry about your WallyMart missadventure, but I may be performing at the TrunchaBowl in the near futrue.

I'll notify you (through Nice Pubah) of any additional information.

Starbucks and Hot Chocolate with Mushrooms,

Mean Pubah and the Rockheads

Chicharone Felipe 161,353 14
01/02/2005 12:00 AM

I PREFER TO BE CALLED A PERSON OF SMALL STATURE YOU INSENSITIVE CLOUT.

Phla Mignon 131,064 34
01/02/2005 12:30 AM

YEAH! AND MIDGETS RIDE HORSES NOT CHAIRS!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,741 29
01/02/2005 12:31 AM

THEY AREN'T HORSES! THEY ARE PONYIES!

Last Years Chit (use before 12-31-04) 178,742 15
01/02/2005 12:32 AM

Did you at least buy some of the oranges that they were selling, after taking the little one out ?

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/02/2005 12:37 AM

a swarm of small children ran past my car and piled into the minivan parked beside me



And you only managed to hit one ?

That's a piss poor effort.

Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/02/2005 01:59 AM

I went bowling yesterday, and the cashier there only had one arm. Well, an arm and a nub.



I thought of you, TTJ.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,742 15
01/02/2005 02:01 AM

Jane,



You work at a Bowling Alley now ?

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
01/02/2005 02:19 AM

is it wrong that reading that story gave me a slight erection?

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,742 15
01/02/2005 05:23 AM

I keep seeing this thread and recalling Bev's story. For some reason I picture the kid flying when hit, like in that Frost-ing game that someone posted here a while ago. Where the goon has a club, and the penguins leap off the cliff, and he bats the Frost out of them and they fly through the artic air, till they hit the ice, then slide for a while and you see how far they went....



I'm going to Walmart tomorrow, I can beat her score I know it.