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Fight to be TTJ's bitch
A comedy conversation by IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/30/2004 12:24 PM 367 views

Who want's some?



Maybe you wont after you see the picture of me....

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154 Comments on "

Fight to be TTJ's bitch

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Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928009
Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/30/2004 12:26 PM

<action>pops Icey's pectorial muscles with a pin</action>

I win!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928010
TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/30/2004 12:27 PM

Oh, Jesus. If that's what you look like, I don't want you to be my bitch. I don't like the muscles.



On that note, I watched part of the Jamir Kennedy Experiment last night with the kid. I think he probably has a huge Coleridge.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928011
IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
04/30/2004 12:28 PM

Nevermind, that's my uncle. I clicked the wrong picture. Here it is.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928012
Sexual Harassment Panda: Jane's Bitch 181,718 70
04/30/2004 12:28 PM

A huge Coleridge?



I can get you a huge Coleridge.



What color you like?

 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928014
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 12:32 PM

If that's what you look like, I don't want you to be my bitch. I don't like the muscles.

Ohhhh, I like my chances then

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928022
TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/30/2004 12:39 PM

NO, SHP. I actually like a Coleridge to be on the small side. I'm a freak.



I'll refresh you memories of my kind of men, so that you may mock me some more. Here.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928023
Sexual Harassment Panda: Jane's Bitch 181,718 70
04/30/2004 12:41 PM

I know you like the "smaller" sized penises.



I thought maybe you'd need some protection. You could use it as a beatin' stick.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928027
TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/30/2004 12:45 PM

You want me to beat your Coleridge Panda?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928061
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 01:10 PM

Women like TTJ make the ugly freakish men of the world rejoice with hope.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928070
Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/30/2004 01:14 PM

<action>rejoices with hope.</action>

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928163
Jujube monkey 23,705 11
04/30/2004 02:28 PM

Back off, bitches, or I'll beat you with my 12 inch penis. I'm her main bitch.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928168
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:35 PM

Eric can't GAB from work. Someone is in his account.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928173
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 02:41 PM

I could have gotten fired for clicking on that link.

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928174
HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 02:42 PM

so what part of 12 inch penis did you feel was work safe enough to click on the link? or was it maybe the link that said "find-sex"

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928175
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 02:43 PM

If you aren't smart enough to not click on a link that says 12 inch penis and pops up as find-sex/big-asian-Coleridge when you scroll over it, you deserve to get fires. I'm not going to say I'm sorry for posting it.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928176
HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 02:43 PM

and one more thing... loved the Cat's Meow Club in NO.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928178
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:45 PM

Stupid Jane. You didn't post the link. Eric did.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928180
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 02:46 PM

oh yeah! I was just getting in touch with my chinky side.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928181
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 02:47 PM

Hey, I just didnt expect all the Frost-ing pop ups.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928182
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:47 PM

Jane, are you trying to say that you like the chinks? I hear they have those small dicks that you love.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928183
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 02:48 PM

Although I dont care if I get fired, I need my mid-afternoon Coleridge tease

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928186
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 02:51 PM

I heard you were the Coleridge tease Kat.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928187
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:52 PM

You know, TTJ is a little whore. She walks around here trying to claim people as her bitch. She's got Spicey, and gets violent if you try to flirt with him. I'm sick of her "look at me" attitude. She thinks that she is the Shakespeare, but she's not. Most of the clickies she's gotten have just been from the idiotic men on GAB hoping to one day get in her pants.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928189
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 02:53 PM

I wear a size 38, I seriously doubt I could ever get in her pants

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928190
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/30/2004 02:54 PM

I'm 6'4", i don't think her pants will fit me.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928191
HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 02:54 PM

you mean it is just all hopes??? last weekend was just me hoping Jane??? so what about this rash that i have now?? did i just hope all that up to?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928192
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/30/2004 02:55 PM

You damn nimble fingered ass.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928193
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:55 PM

Oh, come one. You know she's really a fat, toothless redneck.



You're all thinking it. I'm just the only one with the balls to say it. I'm Frost-ing sick of her. I say we start a petition to get her to leave GAB.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928195
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 02:57 PM

Chance- go get your Frost-ing refill on the xanax with a quickness! You have been a big fat ugly bitch without it.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928196
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 02:57 PM

<action>gently strokes his nimble fingers </action> my precious...

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928197
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 02:58 PM

Just because you need drugs to function, TTJ, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928198
HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 02:59 PM

speak for yourself.... oh sweet sweet morphine.....

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928199
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:01 PM

I heard you were the Coleridge tease Kat.



I just can't help myself. I like the thrill of the chase.



Chase me

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928200
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:04 PM

Have you checked the stats lately? I don't chase noObs bitch. You better check yourself.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928201
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:07 PM

Okay, look at her posts. Is there nobody here willing to back me up and say that TTJ and her ego need to go? She's a bitch. She's even worse on yahoo and AIM.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928203
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:08 PM

I will, I was just teasing and now Im crying

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928204
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 03:08 PM

I'm a n0ob. I don't have an opinion.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928207
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:10 PM

Chance isn't it time for another meal or something?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928208
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:11 PM

That, and you're Jane's n0ob. You're even more useless than she is.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928209
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:13 PM

Oh and Chance are you typing with a pencil? Its a wonder how your posts don't come out all Frosted up with your jumbo fingers.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928210
Fratberry, Bronchitis' Bitch 282,615 53
04/30/2004 03:13 PM

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928211
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:13 PM

I just can't help myself. I like the thrill of the chase.



Chase me



I will, I was just teasing and now Im crying



Bio: Graphic Designer from New York




Hmmm, I'll chase ya! You're my kinda chick. (scratchy = designer from LI, NY)

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928212
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:14 PM

No, bitch. I'm typing using the fingers on your daughter's arm that I cut off.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928213
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:14 PM

Where in LI?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928214
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 03:15 PM

Ouch Chance, that hurt!



Runs off crying...

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928216
Bankey, Fratberry's Dirty Little Secret 70,843 10
04/30/2004 03:17 PM

Dear Diary,

Things got a little creepy on zug/gab today...

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928217
HighSoci 30,076 18
04/30/2004 03:17 PM

Ouch Chance, that hurt!





so you're her daughter?























wow look I spelled you're the right way for all you grammar pricks out there...

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928219
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:18 PM

Dont worry csme, Chance hasn't gotten her daily intake of fat.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928221
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:18 PM

Farmingdale.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928222
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:20 PM

I have family near there, I go there about once a month,

I live about 2 hours north of there

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928223
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:20 PM

<action> waits patiently while Chance stuffs her face </action>

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928226
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:21 PM

I wasn't stuffing my face. I was too busy laughing at the image of your family. A freaky whore and a lopsided baby.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928228
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:22 PM

I have rare clipart unseen by the western world. We could trade. Ooh!

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928229
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:23 PM

I have to give Jujube the clickage for the link to possibly the funniest, most disgusting, god-aweful picture ever. This beats tubgirl, goatse, and all other forms of destruction.



Warning, this link is not safe for work. It's not safe for your home. Run in fear. Do not turn up your sound. It's gay. I warn you, you will never get this image out of your mind. I weep for you if you proceed. Beyond here there be dragons.



Now, do your best to resist.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928230
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/30/2004 03:23 PM

<action>has hands over ears, while rocking back and forth</action>



La La La La I can't Hear You La La La

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928231
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:23 PM

...and then I could chase you!

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928234
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:24 PM

sounds interesting

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928235
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:25 PM

I'm glad you find humor in that, kinda like I think its funny you have a pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928236
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:25 PM

I went to your website and are those pics really of you? The ones from High School and the two below it look totally different

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928242
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:27 PM

Yep, those are pre and post mutation.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928244
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:28 PM

This isn't an aol chatroom. Why don't you jackasses go find love somewhere else.

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928245
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:29 PM

What do you do in StrongGyland

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928246
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:29 PM

This isn't an aol chatroom. Why don't you jackasses go find love somewhere else.



Frost off

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928248
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:30 PM

Who you talking to Kat? What website?

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928249
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:31 PM

Im talking to Scratchy

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928251
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:32 PM

You're one to talk, TTJ. At least I don't have an entire of hot dogs weiners in my twat like you. But at least the rotting meat smell is covering up the smell of your Poe.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928253
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:33 PM

Why don't you Frost off you stupid Frost-ing assclown. You are getting in way over your stupid Frost-ing head. Use what brains you have and go shoot yourself.

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928254
Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/30/2004 03:35 PM

Now ladies, wouldn't we all be better off if you just moved this little tiff to the bedroom? Great, step this way please...



 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928257
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:36 PM

That was to Kat

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928258
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:36 PM

Aw, how cute. Jane gets a little flustered and forgets how to use any words other than Frost. That's okay. I'm pretty sure that Frost-ing is the only thing she's good for.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928263
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:42 PM

Nah, TTJ is right... this is way off topic, Kat if you wanna chat I am available in all flavors of IM. Sorry gabbers.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928264
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:43 PM

Is it out of your system now TTJ?

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928265
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:43 PM

<action> sticks head out of thread to yell at rest of gab



Catfight in here guys! Someone grap the popcorn, tissues, and jerkins lotion.



*pulls up a chair*

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928266
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:44 PM

Grow up Chance you Frost-ing twat. You're just jealous cause you couldn't get Frosted in a room full of prisoners.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928268
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:44 PM

Sorry, Im at work right now, no IMing

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928269
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:44 PM

TTJ is right? She's never right. She could make 4 left hand turns, and she still wouldn't be right.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928270
Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/30/2004 03:46 PM

Chickens - do you really want to watch a bunch of overweight men and women rassle?



I don't.



*takes chickens popcorn*

 

Chuckleworthy 9 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928272
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:49 PM

At least I can manage to create a baby that has all his body parts.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928274
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:49 PM

overweight men

What Kittuns you plan on fighting too?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928275
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:50 PM

Well, if the goal is to be highbrow and cultural, then of course the opera is a much better choice. But how often do dumb chicks get angry at each other and rip each other's clothes off at the opera.

*hoses kittuns down with Jerkins, takes popcorn back*

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928276
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:51 PM

methinks a line has been crossed.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928278
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:52 PM

Chance, you just made me give you a maha. That was pretty uncalled for.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928279
Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
04/30/2004 03:52 PM

Best. Fight. Ever.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928280
Kittunchops 24,428 11
04/30/2004 03:52 PM

What Kittuns you plan on fighting too?



I'm a louver, not a fighter.



sprays kittuns down with Jerkins



You know the way to my heart chickens.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928281
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 03:53 PM

Sorry, Im at work right now, no IMing



Same for me, but I have a "workaround". Remote Desktop rocks. Ok, now back to the flame-fest.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928282
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:54 PM

I think it's over now.

Unless...

 

Side-splitting 19 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928284
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:55 PM

It aint over until Chance sings.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928285
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/30/2004 03:56 PM

To lower stress levels, i invite you to click the smiley face to the right of this post.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928286
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 03:56 PM

heh

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928287
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 03:56 PM

Okay, talking about whether or not you can IM each other is not any less annoying.



And it's not over. I'm just waiting got TTJ's 3 brains cells to rub together long enough to come up with a response.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928288
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 03:57 PM

It aint over until Chance sings.



Which should be any second now

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928290
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 03:58 PM

so you're her daughter?



Yeah, that's why it takes me so long to type - I have to hunt and peck.







Waiting for Coleridge jokes...

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928291
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 03:58 PM

I already responded you stupid fat bitch. Maybe if you'd put the cheesecake down long enough you'd see that.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928293
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:00 PM

Kats, you are about to enter a world of pain. You're out of your element.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928294
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 04:00 PM

Im alright, I wonder how long she can keep this up

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928295
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:01 PM

Sorry, TTJ. I was trying to teach your daughter how to pleasure a man with only one hand.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928297
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:02 PM

Kats, when you reach 100 clickies, then you can talk to me. Until then, shove your head up your ass and find the Coleridge ring your daddy left in there.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928300
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 04:04 PM

DAY-UM!

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928302
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 04:06 PM

you guys can't tell but I'm mooning this thread to break the tension

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928305
KatsMeow 2,401 10
04/30/2004 04:07 PM

My daddy can't put it in my ass yet

 

Chuckleworthy 7 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928306
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:08 PM

Big shock there, Bankey. Another one of TTJ's little friends using her body to get what she wants. Why not? You've got to use something if your brain won't work.

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928307
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
04/30/2004 04:08 PM

I don't know about the rest of you, but if we just add a half dead spruce tree and an empty bottle of rye, we'd have ourselves a Christmas of my youth.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928308
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
04/30/2004 04:09 PM

As I see it, mahas are for when someone crosses the line of humor and just gets mean and nasty. I've given out few of them over the years. Very few. But Chance, that is twice in this one thread. Stop being such a Carroll. I thought much better of you before this thread.



You two can fight all you want, as I don't really have a preference for either of you in this situation. But this has gotten stupidly ugly and imature.



I, for one, have had enough of it. Later.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928310
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 04:11 PM

<action>Puts on his 'I got smack talk to by Chance and all I got was this Lousy Tee-Shirt' Tee-Shirt</action>

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928311
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:12 PM

Banky, I don't think that medium works for you. You might want to find one in XXLarge.

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928312
Spicey loves TTJ - American Style 117,736 36
04/30/2004 04:13 PM

She could make 4 left hand turns, and she still wouldn't be right.



Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.







Four lefts just make a square.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928313
Bankey 70,843 10
04/30/2004 04:13 PM

so can I just borrow yours then?

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928314
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 04:14 PM

Chance is calling someone fat!

Hello pot meet kettle.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928315
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:15 PM

Chickens, eat my ass. Contrary to what your church might tell you, saving kids from abusive parents by being a foster parent doesn't make you a better person. It just makes you the government's whore.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928317
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 04:19 PM

Chance- contrary to what you tell yourself, everyone here thinks youre a bitch. Why don't you Frost-ing drown your misery in a footlong?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928319
Scratchy 2,750 12
04/30/2004 04:21 PM

Frost-ing drown your misery in a footlong?



Didn't Eric offer that earlier?

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928323
Sexual Harassment Panda: Jane's Bitch 181,718 70
04/30/2004 04:23 PM

I'm not naming names, and I'm not pointing fingers, but somebody seems to have had a double helping of bitch flakes today.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928326
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:24 PM

Oh, that's rich. TTJ calling someone a bitch.



Jane, I really wish I could tell you how I feel about you. But I'm not sure I could express my feelings monosyllabically so that you could understand.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928327
Spicey loves TTJ - American Style 117,736 36
04/30/2004 04:24 PM

SHP - Was it me? It was me, wasn't it? I bet it was me.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928328
Sexual Harassment Panda: Jane's Bitch 181,718 70
04/30/2004 04:26 PM

Wrong!



It was me!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928330
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 04:28 PM

Oh yeah Chance, using big words is going to make you look smarter. Everyone knows youre a Shakespearety secretary that works for her uncle because noone else would hire you.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928337
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 04:36 PM

Chance must be feeding her face again. Anyone else notice that she does so every 15 minutes?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928338
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:37 PM

At least I have a job. We all know that when you say you "work at home" you mean either you sit at home drinking all day, or you really do work at home, you just happen to do most of your work on your back.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928340
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 04:38 PM

Maybe she's blowing her uncle so she can keep her job. That's just a guess though.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928346
Sexual Harassment Panda: Jane's Bitch 181,718 70
04/30/2004 04:41 PM

Hey GABbers...



You guys realize this little spat is all so that we don't realize that Jeff is signing ZUG away to the Germans as we speak, right?



How much is he paying you two?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928349
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:45 PM

Panda, why don't you shut up and do something else. Go read your email or something. Or kill yourself. Either way.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928360
Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/30/2004 04:55 PM

Chance, maybe you should take your own advice and Frost off.



No matter how "mean" (oh boo hoo) someone is one here to me I'm not about to turn into the childish dyke that you have been. Maybe you just aren't cut out for this forum, eh?



Try this, go take you nasty comments about people and their kids, turn off your computer, and go be a Shakespearewad in the real world.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928366
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 04:59 PM

That's great. The boobie is telling me that I'm not cut out for it. You've been here less than a month. But since you've already got your lips on TTJ's ass, why don't you go ahead douche the bitch. The stench is making my eyes water.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928370
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 05:06 PM

A childish dyke...



I don't think she's said anything that points her towards being a childish dyke.



A gimongous beeyoch, but definitely not a childish dyke.

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928371
Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/30/2004 05:07 PM

But since you've already got your lips on TTJ's ass



Hardly, we don't really get along that well. But, you don't see me crying about it like a little bitch.



The difference between you and I is: Although I am new, I have a LIFE outside of this forum. You however, seem to place a pretty high value on what people here think of you. Proof: The fact that your getting so worked up about what some bitch halfway across the country said to you, and vice versa.



I was being nice, trust me bitch, don't start a way with me - you can't keep up.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928372
Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/30/2004 05:07 PM

way=war

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928374
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
04/30/2004 05:10 PM

Un-oh...BFB really stepped in it.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928375
Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/30/2004 05:11 PM

I know, you guys really take spelling seriously!!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928377
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 05:13 PM

Boobie-

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying' not to lose my head.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928381
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 05:14 PM

Uh huh Uh Huh

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928453
filly182 39,193 20
04/30/2004 07:15 PM

i think this thread is somehow lacking. definitely needs to be more entertaining like the one from a while back with mynutzurface or whatever his name was. this one's just getting vicious without much entertainment.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928486
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 08:10 PM

I just wanted to say something. I said a lot of things as "Chance" that I didn't mean. I want to say I'm sorry, especially to Chickens. I think that he and his wife are examples of what is right with this country. It takes a lot to be a good parent. It takes even more to try to be a parent to someone else's kid.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928541
Chance 171,270 14
04/30/2004 09:51 PM

I totally agree with TTJ, when you are another person you say things you don't mean. Everyone knows TTj isn't a whore and I'm not a fatty.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=928578
TTJEkki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' 173,958 15
04/30/2004 11:50 PM

Psst. Chance, they know that I am are whore and that you are a fatty.

 

2,131 10
05/01/2004 02:02 AM

I win

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930133
18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 04:16 PM

Can someone please tell me if Chickens is still mad at us?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930156
Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/03/2004 04:28 PM

He told me that he hopes your daughter loses her other arm.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930163
18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 04:33 PM

I refuse to believe that Chickens would say that.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930164
Spicey Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/03/2004 04:33 PM

i think this thread is somehow lacking. definitely needs to be more entertaining like the one from a while back with mynutzurface or whatever his name was. this one's just getting vicious without much entertainment.









Frost off and die. Porkchop was here for three Frost-ing weeks, yet this dickless wonder remembers his name, and not mine.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930180
Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
05/03/2004 04:40 PM

Spicey, please tell Jane and Chance that I'm not speaking to either of them until I get some boobage pictures in my email as restitution.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930188
Spicey Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/03/2004 04:41 PM

Oops. Sorry, I read that as "mynutzurface and whatever his name was."

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930209
dinesh 24,862 16
05/03/2004 04:54 PM

i can't decide if i hate real fighting or fake fighting more.

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930217
Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 04:59 PM

Too late Chickens......already checked my mail. I love you too, but no I will not bear your children.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930223
18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 05:02 PM

Sure, you get an email. I see how it is. I guess my email is just going to be ignored. Fine. I don't need you, Chickens.



*weeps openly*

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930228
Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 05:05 PM

He asked me to forward it to you Jane. I sent it over by yim. I hope you dont mind.

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930233
Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/03/2004 05:08 PM

Jane, Chance. Chickens won't talk to you until you send him pictures of your boobs. He will only accept those pictures if you route them through me so I can verify authenticity.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=930249
18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 05:24 PM

Chance, i got a message saying you were about to send it, but you never sent it.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052728
Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
10/04/2004 12:41 AM

I know this thread annoyed a Shakespeare load of people when we did it. But, damn, I had fun. So I'm bumping it in the hopes that Chance will remember the great times we've had in the past and come back to YIM sometime soon.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052765
Miracles 22,430 0
10/04/2004 01:44 AM

There are new people since then riding the Jane Bus to school.



I ride Jane everyday.



I'm da biatch.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052858
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/04/2004 11:09 AM

I said a lot of things as "Chance"



I don't get this thread. Did you two switch logins and fake a fight?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052879
Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
10/04/2004 11:30 AM

RR, we were bored so we switched accounts. I'm pretty sure that Chance and I were the only ones that enjoyed this thread.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1052911
Chance 171,270 14
10/04/2004 12:05 PM

I absolutely love this thread. I had so much fun! We need to top this somehow. Logging onto yim now miss!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1075993
Fratberry 282,615 53
11/07/2004 03:09 AM

Awesomest thread ever.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1075996
GravyTopJane-stuff me with your dressing 173,958 15
11/07/2004 03:12 AM

I love this thread!



And I love that some people still read it and send me an IM asking me why Chance and I hate each other. It's amazing how long Chance and I got away with it that day.