Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/03/2004 12:32 PM

feces

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/03/2004 12:33 PM

The missing house keys?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2004 12:33 PM

A variety of vegetables, cut into pretty shapes.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2004 12:33 PM

The meaning of life?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/03/2004 12:35 PM

Several Lee Press-ons.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/03/2004 12:36 PM

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/03/2004 12:37 PM

A Swatch.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/03/2004 12:38 PM

My vote:



A wallet, lipstick, small mirror, tissues, pack of gum, "The Joy of Cooking" pocket edition, business cards, hairbrush, red hanky, spare change.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/03/2004 12:44 PM

A full tank of gas,

half-a-pack of cigarettes,

darkness

and sunglasses.

Iceman, now a n00beteran 2,131 10
05/03/2004 12:44 PM

His long lost brother... and dildo

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
05/03/2004 12:51 PM

A tray of brownies, and a rasher of bacon, cooked to perfection in the oven.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
05/03/2004 12:59 PM

the lost Weapons of Mass Destruction

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
05/03/2004 01:00 PM

Osama Bin Laden

Iceman, now a n00beteran 2,131 10
05/03/2004 01:00 PM

No, they still think they might find those in Saddam's ass.

Sexual Harassment Panda: Cheesy Goodness since '77 181,718 70
05/03/2004 01:00 PM

Finger prints.

Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 01:13 PM

Carmen Sandiago!

Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 01:14 PM

You can replace that "d' with a "t" if you are picky.

Sexual Harassment Panda: Cheesy Goodness since '77 181,718 70
05/03/2004 01:15 PM

Or, you can call her Carmen Sandiego.

Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 01:22 PM

How about just Carmen, That way I can't screw it up.

Sexual Harassment Panda: Cheesy Goodness since '77 181,718 70
05/03/2004 01:24 PM

You don't have to call me Carmen, darlin'



You never even called me by my name.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/03/2004 01:25 PM

Waldo

Kareno The Awesome 1,253 9
05/03/2004 01:26 PM

A birthday card with a picture of George Bush on it.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/03/2004 01:26 PM

Several previously undiscovered Shakespearean sonnets.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/03/2004 01:27 PM

Hoffa

Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/03/2004 01:29 PM

How about just Carmen, That way I can't screw it up.



I can just hear the sounds of "The Champion" coming from Declan's colon.

Sexual Harassment Panda: Cheesy Goodness since '77 181,718 70
05/03/2004 01:30 PM

What wasn't in Al Capone's vault when Geraldo did that show.

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
05/03/2004 01:37 PM

Hoffa what? Hoffa pizza?

Chance 171,270 14
05/03/2004 01:41 PM

The email I wrote to Chickens that he never responded to.

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
05/03/2004 02:08 PM

mynutzurface

Spicey Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/03/2004 02:20 PM

Ameilia Earhart



The lost city of El Dorado



Atlantis



The Tower of Babel



A Cuisinart

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/03/2004 02:31 PM

no tea

18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 02:34 PM

JonBenet's killer.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/03/2004 02:44 PM

<action>knows this is really bad but..</action>

TTJ's kids other arm.



*braces self, walks all funny*

Gai-Jin BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/03/2004 02:49 PM

Thor, God of Thunder.



I like fart jokes.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/03/2004 02:49 PM

I can just hear the sounds of "The Champion" coming from Declan's colon.



Chili...



"The demons reeled in pain as a swell of power like silent thunder rolled..."



Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!

Chickens- the Garden Center's Bitch 286,326 61
05/03/2004 02:49 PM

<action> has avoided the obvious long enough



his head.

18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 02:50 PM

Kittuns' sense of right and wrong. It's obvious it's not with her, it must be up there.

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/03/2004 02:53 PM

Walter Koenig's masculinity.



(Interperit that as you wish)

18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 03:02 PM

My beloved ice cream bar.



Oh my beloved ice cream bar - how I love to like your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering!



I've had thees ice cream bar since I was a CHILD! People always trying to take it from me! Why won't they leave me ALONE?!

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/03/2004 03:54 PM

How unfortunate that out of all the contests I've entered recently, THIS appears to be the one I'm going to win. Fitting, really.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/03/2004 03:54 PM

Their scope?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/03/2004 03:59 PM

Ren and Stimpy referneces always get a click from me.

18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/03/2004 04:03 PM

NKB, I'd like to point you to this thread and this thread. I tend to over-do the quoting. Once I start, I can't stop.

Scratchy 2,750 12
05/03/2004 04:06 PM

A pirate ship, and a lot of bones.

SAVIORA 666 10
05/03/2004 04:23 PM

Lemmiwinks

nothing 349 9
05/03/2004 04:30 PM

teh funny

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/03/2004 04:36 PM

Iceman, I'm miles away from Declan's bum, and I can't recall ever having been called a dildo before...





My vote:



A very embarassed Dick Cheney.

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/03/2004 04:37 PM

And some assorted doorknobs.

peter dont smoke no leftova crizack 1,850 10
05/03/2004 05:24 PM

world peace

Escalades and Punkin-gators 3,585 11
05/03/2004 05:54 PM

Nemo

Daring Darren 138 9
05/03/2004 05:58 PM

A penis

Tlaxcatl Returns 1,423 10
05/03/2004 08:37 PM

millions of single socks, no pairs.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
05/03/2004 10:30 PM

Damn those single socks, and their hip bachelor ways!

The Mailman 176,432 56
05/04/2004 12:31 AM

A red Swingline stapler.

Barun 102 9
05/04/2004 01:23 AM

Three stout subs.

Pure Australian Honey 86,684 14
05/04/2004 01:29 AM

Mirandalynn!

18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/04/2004 01:35 AM

millions of single socks, no pairs.



No, Ren and Stimpy found the great pile of missing socks already.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/04/2004 05:48 AM

Ping-pong balls and cement.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/04/2004 05:50 AM

No, spackle. Ping-pong balls and spackle.

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
05/04/2004 06:35 AM

They will find Declan. He's a Klein bottle.

illiers; Queen of Weird 208 9
05/04/2004 06:38 AM

per'aps, Oscar the Grouch.

YoYo 114 9
05/04/2004 06:51 AM

The Madhatter and his teaparty celebrating life in a gluggy lower intestine - the word from dee and dum is for you to eat more bran.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/04/2004 09:13 AM

A swingset(missing one seat), my income tax refund, a recipie book, a working search engine, a quart of 10w-40, and a lots and lots of hangnails.

Iceman, now a n00beteran 2,131 10
05/04/2004 09:48 AM

Forrester

illiers; Queen of Weird 208 9
05/04/2004 12:03 PM

Mmm.. now that I think about it, I think that's where the world's resource of Common Sense may be found-- along with other unexplained phenomena

Pubah won't be posting much anymore, Huzzah! 56,794 18
05/05/2004 04:38 AM

Half a watermellon rind, a ham bone, gerbal droppings and sundry cosmetics

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/05/2004 10:53 AM

Laci Peterson's Head

Dirty Dan 43 9
05/05/2004 10:55 AM

the long lost remains of hitler

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2004 10:55 AM

Poll: What will they find up Declan's bum?



Well why bother asking the question when you already gave us the answer beforehand!

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 11:37 AM

Bobby Fischer



Mr. Goodbar

Geekzilla 954 12
05/05/2004 02:21 PM

A secret pathway into John Malcovich's head that dumps you out onto the Jersey Turnpike a mere 20 minutes later.

Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 02:25 PM

A wormhole.

















































the star trek kind you sickos.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2004 02:50 PM

are you sure it's not the ringworm kind?

Tlaxcatl Returns 1,423 10
05/05/2004 08:19 PM

trae's virginity

Neep, have a hoppy easter. Hoppity. Hop. Shoot me. 35,066 15
05/05/2004 11:09 PM

I love you Chickens. Sevens Borg implants, her ovaries.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 11:24 PM

i don't leave holes so much as jagged tears. it's all the barbs on my weiner that do it.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 11:35 PM

I heard a blurb on the news about some men being trapped in a cave in Ohio.



By cave I meant Declans bum and by men I meant, doctors.

DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/05/2004 11:59 PM

"FORBIDDEN CAVERNS"

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 07:21 PM

bump, just to let the big guy know we were thinking about him

JudgeJuryJane 173,958 15
05/07/2004 07:25 PM

Can someone let me know if they did in fact find my daughter's missing arm up there? If so, he's got a lot of splainin' to do.

DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/07/2004 11:00 PM

Gefunden's mention of the Klein bottle wins for geekiest post.



They didn't find Waldo, they found a Post-it with "Waldo was here" on it, though.

Flying Hippo, Ninja of doom 1,246 10
05/07/2004 11:32 PM

Lets settle this,



take a LOOK for yourself!

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/28/2008 03:20 PM

I am off aspirin for a few days because on Monday, I am having a colonoscopy. I am going to ask my doctor if he found Jimmy Hoffa, Waldo, or the Lindbergh baby up there.


I do believe it's time for round two of "What's in Declan's bum!

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/28/2008 03:22 PM

Why is it I remembered this thread after almost 4 years?

Polka Dot 171,270 14
03/28/2008 03:27 PM

Undies missing keys!

Demonfire You 1,039 8
03/28/2008 03:32 PM

His long lost brother... and dildo

Is this meant to be 1 or two things?

Vomus 415 6
03/28/2008 03:34 PM

The lost city of Atlantis.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,869 36
03/28/2008 03:35 PM

I remembered this thread after almost four years?


Because. You. Love. Me.

Robo Ravos 63,462 21
03/28/2008 03:40 PM

A black hole which devours all it touches.

Wait, thats what it already does, right?

Vomus 415 6
03/28/2008 03:41 PM

Britney Spears sanity?

Robo Ravos 63,462 21
03/28/2008 03:50 PM

Declan's mini-me?

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,021 15
03/28/2008 04:00 PM

Jimmy Hoffa, and I say leave him there.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,869 36
03/28/2008 04:01 PM

Duly noted, Princess!


Hope things are good with you.

Robo Ravos 63,462 21
03/28/2008 04:03 PM

The will find a new planet.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
03/28/2008 04:10 PM

I would like to make my official guess and say a sock puppet.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
03/28/2008 04:12 PM

One ring to rule them all. And in the darkness bind him!

No Spring Chickens 286,326 61
03/28/2008 04:17 PM

A tattoo. "Kilroy was here." Don't ask how they got the tattoo needle dohicky up there.

The Jerk 6,311 9
03/28/2008 05:04 PM

Don't ask how they got the tattoo needle dohicky up there.
How? One word: Gaper

Aimless, bitches 54,807 10
03/28/2008 05:37 PM

DB Cooper.

Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
03/28/2008 07:14 PM

It's a gateway to an alternate universe where GAB is actually funny for few weeks.

Snappahed 943 8
03/28/2008 07:24 PM

The TV remote. It's not down the back of the couch, and no ones seen it for months!

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,326 61
03/28/2008 07:59 PM

Amy Winehouse before finding out what's up DeClan's butt.

And sadly, the poor girl afterwards.

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
03/28/2008 08:00 PM

I AM NOT MISSING, DAMMIT!

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
03/28/2008 08:01 PM

Abe Vigoda.

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,787 15
03/28/2008 08:40 PM

5 gallons of semen and a straw