ok, fine, you asked for it...gabessee pics
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by dinesh 24,862 16 05/05/2004 12:31 AM 215 views
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Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/05/2004 12:39 AM
it's about damn time
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dinesh 24,862 16
05/05/2004 12:40 AM
bite me, princess.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 12:42 AM
You want to start the inevitable, cruel capcon, or should I?
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 12:46 AM
I assumed they were playing limp/salty biscuit.
What? She's a cracker.
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superturkey 6,678 0
05/05/2004 12:50 AM
i don't see a single graceland picture! what the Frost!!!
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just me ok AKA wanna doobie? 13,787 15
05/05/2004 01:11 AM
I am in shock, I can't even think of something funny about this pic
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Fratberry 282,615 53
05/05/2004 02:06 AM
Who are all those people?
And by that, I mean I only recognize Trix, Trae, Ringworm and Punkin.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 02:12 AM
The bearded "McManus with Down Syndrome" lookin' fella is MemoDonkey, if I'm not mistooken.
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Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/05/2004 02:57 AM
I'm sad I am not in any of the pictures.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 03:00 AM
Not as sad as I am.
Mrrow.
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Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/05/2004 03:03 AM
You want to shuck my corncob, huh?
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 03:06 AM
Um, I suppose, but can that wait until after I'm done sexually servicing your penis with my mouth?
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Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/05/2004 03:07 AM
You gays make it really awkward being handsome!
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notmynutzurface 458 9
05/05/2004 03:13 AM
Ok, ok you asked for it!!! stories about gabessee!!!
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dinesh 24,862 16
05/05/2004 06:02 AM
no time! here it is, 5am, and i'm about to head to the airport for work. yuck.
perhaps one of my compatriots will want to give some captions here in the thread.
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Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/05/2004 07:25 AM
Okay, that's Lunchboxx on the right, but who dat on the left? And are they related?
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Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/05/2004 07:28 AM
I know I should know who this is, but I don't. She's familiar though.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2004 08:29 AM
That's Doofus the Dildo Dog, or whatever Jannie changed her name to.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/05/2004 08:33 AM
I only recognized dinesh maneyapanda, known rabbit sodomizer and sniffer of litter boxes . . . and I think Trae. When did the red red hair arrive?
Is that hisboyelroy with "Boxxx" and the arrow on his chest?
I don't need to go to any Gabfest. I've got my cat, several pairs of socks, and a jar of Vicks VapOrub! Hmmmpf!
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Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/05/2004 09:04 AM
Okay, that's Lunchboxx on the right, but who dat on the left? And are they related?
That's HisBoyElroy on the right, actually. And Lizzie on the left.
I hope they aren't related, because, um, nevermind.
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Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/05/2004 09:54 AM
I can't wait until Declan gets back and sees the pictures of DemoBear.
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butternuts 14,362 10
05/05/2004 10:00 AM
1) Jannie is cute.
2) Does HBE ever wear a shirt?
3) Those pictures mostly suck.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/05/2004 10:01 AM
Duh.
Djuh?
Heh.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/05/2004 10:12 AM
There will be no complaining of the shirtless!
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 10:18 AM
Actually HBE had some really cool shirts. A personal favorite was an orange one that said simply "THINK SAFETY".
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Fratberry 282,615 53
05/05/2004 12:02 PM
Why do I get the feeling there's a "second set" of photos we're not seeing?
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 12:04 PM
Actually there were two more cameras there who have yet to turn them in. So, yes, there will be more pictures.
Ringworm was too busy holding up the walls again to break out his camera.
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Bankey 70,843 10
05/05/2004 12:10 PM
I hope you guys got some nice shots with the cops
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 12:18 PM
no one ever thanks me for preventing a tragic building collapse.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 12:25 PM
I happened to be on the phone when Trixxie came out of the bathroom in Trae's bikini. So the first time I heard lovely Trae's voice was as she was yelling threats at him. I'm glad to know he's still alive.
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butternuts 14,362 10
05/05/2004 12:27 PM
What is it about a pair of glasses that just scream out "aim here?"
First my Tina Fey and now Jainie. I loves me some chicks in glasses.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/05/2004 12:41 PM
DemoMonkey,
What's this all about? I thought you were "Canadian"?
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 12:45 PM
<action>whispers</action>that's chili.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/05/2004 12:48 PM
Chili,
What's this all about? I thought you were "Canadian"?
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DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/05/2004 12:54 PM
He had some meds he had to take and needed some water to wash them down.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/05/2004 12:59 PM
Should I notify Trixxie that the cop will be in New Orleans in a few hours? I bet that could be some fun picture making adventure.
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butternuts 14,362 10
05/05/2004 01:02 PM
I can never get over just how damn normal Trixxie looks. 'cept when he's wearing a bikini. I always expect him to look like a cross between Liza Minelli and Ozzy Osbourne, only more medicated.
He looks like he should play Schneider in the Broadway production of One Day at a Time.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 01:03 PM
Sure, but don't let him near the cop's bikini.
TRUST ME.
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ShaferAndrew 50 10
05/05/2004 01:06 PM
Is this Trae?
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Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/05/2004 01:07 PM
That's right. Med's. I had to take some meds.
I chased it with a margarita, which isn't all that Canadian but goes well with being Chili.
But check out the Canadian lumberjack shirt. That's got to count for something.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 01:18 PM
Yes Andrew, that was me after Trixxie got done with the hot tub.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 01:24 PM
GODAMMIT!
That is the first time I have ever, EVER been to tubgirl.com. I assumed that an innocent thread like this could be trusted, what with all previous links being to the GABessee pics, but noooooooo. Some Frostos have to go and destroy all the goodwill we had going on.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
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Fratberry 282,615 53
05/05/2004 01:27 PM
But check out the Canadian lumberjack shirt. That's got to count for something.
It proves you're a butchy lesbian.
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/05/2004 02:13 PM
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!
I almost got gotten by that.. and still, i have no idea which one she is.. no one looks sluttier than anyone else so its hard.
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DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/05/2004 02:14 PM
I'd also like to comment that even for someone accustomed to being unphotogenic, those may be the worst pictures of me ever.
I look like a mongoloid chia pet. It's no wonder the cops sodomized me with their truncheons.
Well they said they were cops.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/05/2004 02:16 PM
FYI:
Cops do NOT, wear g-strings and dance to house music.
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 02:17 PM
Cops do NOT, wear g-strings and dance to house music.
Maybe not where you're from.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/05/2004 02:19 PM
Where I'm from, cops wear warm coats and long-johns.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 02:34 PM
DM, I think you look just fine. Much nicer than the picture you sent me. You know, the one with your tongue sticking out. And the feathers in your hair. And "I <3 ZUG" shaved into your chest hair.
Let me just tell y'all something. The man is a freak. Don't ever take him up on his offer to cyber. And never agree to look at his webcam.
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/05/2004 02:38 PM
a man slips up, gets drunk and lets somebody write homoerotic stuff on his chest with lipstick and ALL OF A SUDDEN HE NEVER WEARS SHIRTS AND SUCKS Coleridge FOR LUNCH MONEY.
alcohol is so fun!
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 02:39 PM
I refuse to spend all day captioning these blah photos, but there are a few bright spots.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 02:41 PM
Oh my God, the B52s are going to be here on May 15th, at some food fest. Blondie is going to do a show on the 16th. Texas rocks.
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Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/05/2004 02:52 PM
That was one extremely large black dude. Not that tall, but fat in ways that require a whole new vocabulary for explanation. Perhaps Esperanto.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/05/2004 03:07 PM
This is what Trixxie is really thinking.
>*< Safe for work, unless you're John Hargrave.
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 03:08 PM
Chili, you were there, right?
Have you become a vampire? Cause you arent' showing up in any of these photos.
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 03:09 PM
Nokey, is that a stew episode? Save me the download and tell me which one.
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Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/05/2004 03:12 PM
There is one where I am being raped by Trae and Punkin. And the previously mentioned beer drinking photo. But I spent most of the time alternatively servicing the young women in one of the rooms, so I don't show up that much in the photos. You can assume that if I am not in a photo, I am naked with one of the female gabbers who are also missing.
But lets keep that between us.
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More Aimless with that? 54,807 10
05/05/2004 03:16 PM
That was the first computer stew episode I have ever seen.
God, John is a dork.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/05/2004 03:17 PM
"Nokey, is that a stew episode? Save me the download and tell me which one."
Yes. It is the one where John gets all excited because the user "Trixxie" thinks he's cute and he's never been called "cute" before. Then Jay says, "I think Trixxie is a guy." The episode ends with John faking an orgasm.
GOLD!
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 03:42 PM
Gold, you say? BullShakespeare, says I. I now have the image of John reaching orgasm ni my brain. Totally ruined my masturbating. Now I'm all frustrated.
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 03:45 PM
Ahh, yes. The episode that started all the "Trixie is a beautiful lady" shenannygans.
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Lunchjob 14,650 10
05/05/2004 03:46 PM
hey trae, speaking of gabessee pics, i was told there was one taken especially for me?
where is it? it better involve dick.
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butternuts 14,362 10
05/05/2004 03:59 PM
That chick on the left looks like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 04:01 PM
That's no chick, that's my wife!
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butternuts 14,362 10
05/05/2004 04:16 PM
Chix, you know I love you and I'm a fan and I forgive you for not dying that one time and all that but... god dammit, son, you've got to be the worst photo-captioner in the 6000-year history of the universe.
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Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/05/2004 04:20 PM
Plus, chickens, why did you link to a picture of Ringworm when you were telling us how you felt about Trixxie's crotch? That doesn't make any sense.
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 04:49 PM
Apparently from the clickies, I made at least two people laugh at each one, and that is worth the 20 seconds each one cost me to do.
However, I will admit, I'm better at the photoshop humor than the caption humor.
And again, as the official Gab straight man, it was my job to get the captioning going in a thread that was dieing for some reason, so my flurry of semi-crappy captions.
Sorry if I wasn't up to your standards and ..... HEY! Frost OFF NUTTBUTTER.
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 04:51 PM
Lloyd, I actually went back and added the extra set of "" to try and avoid that assumption. Frog you for picking it up anyway.
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 05:47 PM
Round 2
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/05/2004 06:10 PM
heh, you're a goddess
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 06:12 PM
I try.
*steps back into her clam shell, wind blows hair over her naughty bits*
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DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/05/2004 06:37 PM
Actually I think we were more going for Kali or Nirrti.
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piXXXie 5,871 11
05/05/2004 06:44 PM
I hope this is the right place...
I'm not sure who the guy with BOXXX written on his chest with the arrow point down is....
Mmmmm....
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piXXXie 5,871 11
05/05/2004 06:45 PM
Please don't dash my dreams of the future and tell me that you're canadian....
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Prophecy 0 0
05/05/2004 06:46 PM
He has just recently turned gay and given his first blow job.... there I didn't tell you he was Canadian.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 06:46 PM
No, he's not Canadian but he's gay.
Sorry!
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 06:47 PM
DM, I lurve you. Kittuns-Kali.
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Prophecy 0 0
05/05/2004 06:49 PM
Oh come now TTJ, why would HBE have LB's name on his chest?
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 06:49 PM
Who is Kali?
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/05/2004 06:51 PM
Kali is ok, but Ganesh is where it's at...
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/05/2004 06:54 PM
Goin' back to Kali, to Kali, to Kali.
Goin' back to Kali.
I don't think so.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 06:55 PM
Play along, Jane.
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DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/05/2004 06:56 PM
I used to worship Ganesh.
But now I'm going back to Kali, Kali, Kali
I'm going back to Kali.
Hmmm. I don't think so.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 06:58 PM
Ever been bitch slapped by a six armed goddess?
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 06:58 PM
Yes.
Six times.
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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
05/05/2004 07:08 PM
Looking at pictures of you guys makes me feel really good about myself.
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piXXXie 5,871 11
05/05/2004 07:23 PM
Why do all cute boys have to like other cute boys???
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Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/05/2004 07:26 PM
Heels: tawll
Bikini: Smawll
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Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 07:28 PM
She said
She liked
the ocean
*scratches record*
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 07:28 PM
You're kiddin, right? Elroy is kinda weird looking. And his female clone is no looker, either.
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 07:34 PM
Um, Puggy, I don't think anyone is gonna take your judgements seriously when they're about women.
Cuz, you know, you're all gay and Shakespeare.
Just sayin'.
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piXXXie 5,871 11
05/05/2004 07:34 PM
Aw, I think he's adorable.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 07:36 PM
I'm gay, honey, not blind.
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Prophecy 0 0
05/05/2004 07:37 PM
I'm gay, honey, not blind.
Yes, but if you don't get laid soon, you will go blind.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 07:41 PM
Oh, we're looking at a worse fate than blindness here.
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Marilyn 12,471 13
05/05/2004 07:57 PM
A few questions if I may?
Where was this thing?
Why wasn't I invited?
What did you have for dinner that that with all the empty casserole dishes?
Is that Trixxie's red bikini or someone elses, if so who?
Did you guys tip well at the pankake house because I only saw a few bucks in the photo and there were a lot of you?
How hate did you stay up?
Who was the first to crash?
And finally, how old was that brooding kid in the green tee-shirt?
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/05/2004 08:08 PM
Where was this thing?
In a van down by the river.
Why wasn't I invited?
Since you have never SUYT, we didn't want to take the chance that you might have ugly jubblies.
What did you have for dinner that that with all the empty casserole dishes?
Delicious human organs... with melted cheese.
Is that Trixxie's red bikini or someone elses, if so who?
It belongs to DemoMonkey
Did you guys tip well at the pankake house because I only saw a few bucks in the photo and there were a lot of you?
That was cab fare that HBE "earned" while they were waiting for a table.
How hate did you stay up?
There was no hate, only love.
Who was the first to crash?
Technically Trae, but really she only got a flat tire.
And finally, how old was that brooding kid in the green tee-shirt?
75. He takes vitamins.
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Marilyn 12,471 13
05/05/2004 08:15 PM
I just took a look at the photo album. Nice Suzuki. I am of course referring to your penis. And what I mean by penis is...oh
...hold on. Doorbell.
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 08:18 PM
Puggy, what type of guy are you into? I assume bear-types by your crush on Boxxx, but any others?
Bears?
Cubs?
Otters?
Twinks?
Emo-boys?
Club kids?
Inquiring minds want to know!
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/05/2004 08:20 PM
Thanks Marylin!
I like to keep it nice and shiny, so I poliShakespeare a lot.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 08:31 PM
Swizz, at this point, I think he's just looking for someone who is able to walk upright.
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 08:37 PM
TTJ, I'd be willing to bet that even that is negotiable.
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Felix 2,568 10
05/05/2004 08:41 PM
I think Declan is still in the hospital...does having to use a bedpan count as not upright?
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 08:42 PM
I think both he and his clone are yummy.
Um, will there be sex had at the big GAB gathering?
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 08:44 PM
There had better be! Otherwise, I'm going to be stuck with all these lubes samples I've been stockpiling!
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 08:45 PM
Oh yeah, I agree with TTJ, I'd do both of them.
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IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
05/05/2004 08:46 PM
Jane, I wouldnt go for sex with random strangers. You probably wouldn't want another child right now.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/05/2004 08:49 PM
Iceman,
Jokes are supposed to be funny. Even if they are cruel in nature. Didn't you go to the seminar in February? I didn't think so.
Crazyballs
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Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/05/2004 08:57 PM
Marylynn would be a hoot to have at a Gab gathering.
Dibs.
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Marilyn 12,471 13
05/05/2004 09:03 PM
Sure why not. Do I need a passport to go to the midwest? And won't they kill an arab on site. Shall I wear a wig? Already it's so complicated. How about you mail me a case of booze and we call it a day.
What I just did is called diplomacy. With extras.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 09:06 PM
Shows what you know! I can't get pregnant anymore! Bitch.
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Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/05/2004 09:10 PM
Marilyn, in the midwest, you'd most likely be taken for a mexican (they have a hard time telling apart the brown people). Which may or may not lower your chances of getting shot.
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notmynutzurface 458 9
05/05/2004 09:14 PM
I am kinda super pissed that I wasnt invited.... I am not sure if i am looking at all of Y'ALL or a scene from HBO's series Carnival.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/05/2004 09:15 PM
So, anyway...
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Marilyn 12,471 13
05/05/2004 09:18 PM
Are you serious? I'm so canceling my trip to the Serengeti.
The midwest is where I get hunted. Way more exciting. I'm not even going to wear protection. And what I mean by that is, I wanna have a racist baby!
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PuggyD 48,304 12
05/05/2004 09:36 PM
Y'all will notice, however, that I still refuse to post my pic to gab, for precisely the reason that there are people like me out there waiting to mock anyone who does.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 09:42 PM
i think you just recruited two more.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 11:17 PM
Actually that was my bikini. Much earring pulling and shoe throwing offing happened after I turned around and saw that. He had it on for a maximum of 3 minutes.
Oh, and it's now pink.
I can't answer the sex question because the #1 rule of GAB gatherings is "What happens there, stays there."
Marilyn, I'd LOVE for you to come to the one later in the year. It's the big one. The 10.5 of GAB gatherings.
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18 SecondsBeforeSunriseJane 173,958 15
05/05/2004 11:19 PM
I think Trae's exact words were "His gay penis is in my bikini! I can't have a gay penis in there!" And then she yelled something into my ear that sounded like "it's MY cooter, do you understand"
I'm pretty sure she was drinking.
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 11:21 PM
Hush you. You're just jealous because you lost the buoyancy boob contest in the hot tub.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 11:27 PM
Shakespeare, was i even at this thing?
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Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 11:31 PM
Yes, duh.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 11:43 PM
don't you get sassy w/ me, woman. joe-jimmy would not be pleased.
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/05/2004 11:54 PM
I WANNA KNOW WHO SAID MUSHROOMHEAD AND WHY
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Joe Jimmy the Denture Dog 10,022 10
05/06/2004 12:01 AM
I have two words for you, my friend.
Barbecued. Chicken.
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Lunchjob 14,650 10
05/06/2004 07:09 AM
bumpity bump.
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Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/06/2004 09:36 AM
Like you didn't leave that bikini hanging there in the bathroom the whole weekend for me to try on.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 09:49 AM
Trixxie, are you home yet?
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Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/06/2004 09:58 AM
I'm at work. got home Sunday.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 10:01 AM
The cop is in yo city today and tomorrow. Want his room number?
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 10:07 AM
Is that a 'no?'
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Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/06/2004 10:10 AM
Thansk but no, I'm still sore from Gabeessee.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 10:22 AM
FINE!
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DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/07/2004 07:09 PM
I still love Boxxx,
but, OH, MY!
Come to Declan, DemoMonkey.
Come to Declan
NOW.
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Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 07:19 PM
Look who's back!
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/07/2004 08:12 PM
there are few things more trashy than smoking and eating barbequed chicken in a hot tub.
jan, unite with me in a team of terror inducing tennessee trash!
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Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/07/2004 08:34 PM
For the record. That red bikina was wet and cold. That's why it looks like I was smuggling two grapes and a cocktail wienner.
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Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/07/2004 08:38 PM
AND I think Trixxie should do a PSA. This is trixxie on 2 - 3 cocktails and this is trixxie on 22 - 33 cocktails and one alcoholic salad nobody else wanted.
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