Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 06:51 PM

A/S/L?

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/05/2004 06:52 PM

I thought Ducky couldn't upload to the server.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/05/2004 06:54 PM

A/T/F??

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 06:55 PM

<action> slaps hand over Spicey's mouth...er...fingers.



Hush you!

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/05/2004 07:08 PM

This leads me to believe that Ducky needs new spanking material.

Prophecy 0 0
05/05/2004 07:18 PM

Ok, here are a few pics of me.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/05/2004 07:22 PM

<action> spits soda all over his keyboard...</action>BUWAHAHAHA!!!

21,744 10
05/05/2004 07:26 PM

Dude...

ringworm 68,315 13
05/05/2004 08:55 PM

why yes, i am ready to rock.

Iceman, now oozing with sarcasm, AIDS, and Herpes! 2,131 10
05/05/2004 08:56 PM

Trae, I was thinkin, and you should change your name to Molly Whitgiver, to be more positive. Because we all know, Giving is much better than taking.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/05/2004 08:57 PM

Hey prophecy, Rob Reiner is going to be pissed you stole those screen grabs from the Spinal Tap website.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/05/2004 11:10 PM

Hey Iceman, I thought you were cometh. I like cometh.

BobJohnson, Rocket Robin Hood 178,045 22
05/06/2004 12:52 AM

I should get around to posting photos, but I can't think of any hilarious poses to do. I mean, besides wrapping my massive schlong around my neck three or four times.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/06/2004 12:54 AM

Surely you've got an old police sketch of yourself lying around somewhere. Post that.

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 01:13 AM

I don't wanna see more ugly people.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/06/2004 03:35 AM

Smash all the mirrors in your home then.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 03:37 AM

I submitted a picture of my Coleridge for the photo album, but it was never posted.



I think Ducky kept that one all to herself.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
05/06/2004 04:12 AM

Did you submit it on a microscopic slide, or on standard microfiche format?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 05:23 AM

Yea..fartpuppy..that was umm..a great response...freakin noob. Apparantly you have no learned that I am the hottest thing on this board.



Sure, I may have been rude to those that took offense. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you took offense, then you must think your ugly. So, don't cry.



Why can't you people be shallow like marilyn and I.



Speaking of crying, where the Frost is onion?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 05:36 AM

Hey, I'm secure in my manhood, if you want to think I have a small penis, go right ahead.



Actually, it disturbs me just a bit that you've actually taken the time to contemplate my package. As an alternative, contemplate Lunchboxs' Coleridge. He'd like that.

Barun 102 9
05/06/2004 05:38 AM

I have a picture of my little buddy. Err.. how do I submit?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 05:44 AM

<action>speaking in William Shatners voice</action>

The "Fat Man", or implosion bomb, was a more efficient design, using plutonium instead of uranium. Inside the very center of the bomb was an initiator, surrounded by a sphere of plutonium. This sphere was encased within a set of symetrically located high explosive lenses creating an implosion which forced the plutonium into itself attaining critical mass.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/06/2004 06:02 AM

Who was saying I was taking offense? I felt no offense, it just seemed like a reasonable response at the time.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 06:10 AM

Hey Spaz, you've been gone so long, I would assume you've been demoted back to semi-n00b status yourself. I think we've already established that you can't leave and then come back years later and start talking smack and expect to be respected. Your funniest posts all go back to 2002, man. Even if you've been here all along, thats pretty damn lame.

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 07:27 AM

Beeble..bite my ass you tard! I will come and go as I please just as I always have. It is what I do. I Post a while, get bored/busy/annoyed and come back when I want. If that bothers you..you can always take it up with my assistant Helen Waite. SO, please, if you have more issues like these, please go to Helen Waite.



Thanks

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 07:51 AM

Damn, I can't believe I made it through this night without a negative clickie. I guess I am gonna have to kick it up a notch.

Jajoba 1,357 10
05/06/2004 08:02 AM

What's the point of adding photo's if this place is shutting down this month?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 08:09 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/06/2004 08:35 AM

Hyperspaz.



You're ugly.



You're overweight.



You're emotionally unstable.



You aren't funny.



Did I miss anything?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 08:43 AM

Mav, I am not overweight bro:-)

I was a bit chunky a while back though. It was called laziness and Gab. I am about 175lbs. I used to be 210lbs. I was a fat little bitch!



You sexy whore.

Pubah won't be posting much anymore, Huzzah! 56,794 18
05/06/2004 08:45 AM

I just wanna see Lila's Cooter Claw...



...just set it

And forget it!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 08:50 AM

Oh wait, Mav, I forgot, your gay. I hope you are not masturbating to my pics again. GODDAMMIT!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 08:59 AM

HAHAHA



Yea..that is a good one! HAHAHAHA



I love you Mav..I really do! Don't be bitter honey! *hugs*

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/06/2004 09:10 AM

Psst... spaz, your nose looks a little big, you ever thought of surgery for that thing? It's ok I won't make jokes about landing planes and such in it.

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 09:19 AM

HAHA! That was pretty dumb. Where is your pic again fat boy?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 09:22 AM

Bleh! This post has lost its fun

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/06/2004 09:24 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



HAHA!



heh?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 09:58 AM

Hyperspazes! I remember you! So . . . uh . . . you like stuff?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 10:09 AM

Hey Bonky. How are the pussies?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/06/2004 10:10 AM

You know.. the cats!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 10:21 AM

Monday was the one year anniversary of Ophelia's disappearance.



Tuesday was Oedipus' birthday.



I am a bad cat mommy. I didn't get him any cake, but I did let him play with his fuzzies!

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
05/07/2004 01:26 AM

I didn't get him any cake, but I did let him play with his fuzzies!



(surprised this hadn't been posted before)



Is that what you call it when you let your Poe play with your Poe?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:43 AM

You know, I was looking through the album just a short while ago and there are some hottiepants new dudes.



Are they all gay?



One in particular stood out . . . but seeing as I'm so shy and demure, I'm not saying his name!

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:48 AM

And may I be the first homo fag to say "It ain't two chincey fo females either, of course none of them can fill out a red bikini like me."

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 09:50 AM

One in particular stood out . . . but seeing as I'm so shy and demure, I'm not saying his name!





It's lunchbox.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 10:32 AM

Dags, nope. That's not the one.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/07/2004 10:38 AM

But i have not submitted my picture.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 10:46 AM

It's Ivan, isn't it?

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/14/2004 10:41 PM

I am convinced that more than fifty posts exceeds the literacy level of most GABbers. Please, sign below if you have actually made it this far.

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/15/2004 04:01 AM

I RE-READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD FOR THAT?!



Owww! My illiterate eyes!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/15/2004 11:40 AM

Who is Ivan? I've a brother in law named Ivan, but I do not believe you are referring to him because that's just messed up!

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/15/2004 12:19 PM

Bonky, I'll give you a hint. Ivan appears completely naked in the photo album (the regular photo album, not the tits and ass pages).

DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/15/2004 02:55 PM

ivan is woofy

Bonky 75,728 15
05/15/2004 03:48 PM

The good ones are always gay, Declan. That's why I pretend to be an 18 year old boy online!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/15/2004 03:49 PM

Oops, sorry....thank you, Bob.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/15/2004 03:55 PM

Okay, I have looked A through Z and found no nekkid Ivans.



This perusal did confirm my previous statement, however. Mavis is cute = gay, Livewire is cute = gay, postbear, Trae, toy cop, all cute, all gay men!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/15/2004 04:18 PM

Ahem.

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/15/2004 04:47 PM

Sorry, if I was wrong Bonky, but, Lloyd's dog Ivan looks naked in this photo. Although I suppose I can't see his bottom half, so I'm only assuming.

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/15/2004 05:00 PM

I can tell from the look on his face that Ivan is not wearing his panties.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/15/2004 06:25 PM

Robot, that goes without saying, sweetpants.



Nekkid dogs are just wrong. Ivan's a good name for a nekkid dog, however.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/15/2004 06:30 PM

Ivan's not nekkid. He's wearing a beautiful fur coat. I hope those PeTA people don't throw paint on him. That stuff's hard to wash out.