butternuts 14,362 10
05/06/2004 06:04 PM

There's a pretty nice Shereton in Framingham, MA.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/06/2004 06:04 PM

<action>can't make it, has to wash his hair...</action>



I vote for the Houseboat Rental!



"The weather started getting rough..."

Frozen Chicken 948 9
05/06/2004 06:10 PM

I feel like such a close-knit community if no one minds sleeping with 29 other people's habits for an entire weekend.

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/06/2004 06:19 PM

Ok, if Halloween is still a favorite, San Francisco is the place to be. I will hopefully be moved all in to a new place by then and ya'll are welcome to stay here. You'll spend about $200 for airfare from the East Coast.



It would be a little cheaper to go to Chicago. I think they have a sausage festival around October...

BobJohnson, Rocket Robin Hood 178,045 22
05/06/2004 06:21 PM

Every day in San Francisco is a sassage festival. Don't ask me how I know this.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/06/2004 06:22 PM

I'm really partial in keeping it in Atlanta. There are a lot of things to do, and if we get enough people who attend, we can reserve a block of hotel rooms down town. So much to do, we'd never get bored. Imagine if you will, all holding hands as we cross the street like a bunch of over grown tard kindergartners.



Another possibility is for us to have a SIMULEVENT. Where we all gather the same weekend in differnt locations all communicating via webcast.



Thoughts?

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/06/2004 06:22 PM

sassage



Well, there is a high population of sassy goats here...

Kittunchops 24,428 11
05/06/2004 06:24 PM

Oh! Oh!



If we go to Atlanta, can we make it mandatory to walk around town tied together at the waist with a rope?



That would be so tard.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 06:27 PM

I favor a cruise, as I've mentioned about six or seven times already. Atlanta is a possibility, but I've found that when you factor in the price of food and whatnot, a cruise is cheaper than a land vacation.



That, and when you Frosters decide you hate me you won't be able to run away and hide.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/06/2004 06:30 PM

I *houseboats* really *houseboats* have *houseboats* no *houseboats* real *houseboats* preference, *houseboats* although *houseboats* keeping *houseboats* it *houseboats* in *houseboats* the *houseboats* Atlanta *houseboats* area *houseboats* has

*houseboats* a *houseboats* wonderful *houseboats* appeal *houseboats* in *houseboats* my *houseboats* opinion.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/06/2004 06:33 PM

<action>looks in the mirror of a darkened room</action>

"Houseboats"



"HOUSEBOATS"



"HOUSEBOATS"

Prophecy 0 0
05/06/2004 06:36 PM

That, and when you Frosters decide you hate me you won't be able to run away and hide.







Exactly, they can just toss your ass overboard.

DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/06/2004 06:40 PM

What's this about hosebeast rentals?







(September or October are both good for me, but not between the 1'st and the 10'th of the month. Houseboats and Atlanta are good for me.)

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/06/2004 06:40 PM

Imagine sitting out on the roof of a houseboat in the middle of a lake in the dark of an October eve in the warm Georgian fall, stars all above, enjoying a glass of chilled Merlot and ...

"CANNONBALL!!!!!"





TRIXIE!!!

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/06/2004 06:41 PM

I call Beebs as my cabin mate!

piXXXie 5,871 11
05/06/2004 06:43 PM

Chilled Merlot?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/06/2004 06:45 PM

"What's this about hosebeast rentals?"



I actually read that as "Houseboat" the first time Demo. If you don't get a full pee-tube, then you have been robbed.

SHP: cheesy goodness but not in Chance's pants 181,718 70
05/06/2004 06:47 PM

You all realize that any water-related activity is an invite for Trixxie to try on ALL your bikini's right?

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/06/2004 06:52 PM

If you don't get a full pee-tube, then you have been robbed.



I agree, I just now stopped laughing.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/06/2004 06:53 PM

Bunny, I was hoping you'd say that.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/06/2004 06:54 PM

Chickens, I love you. Even though you did steal my joke....





and made it better!



Oh! A lake... skinny dipping!

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/06/2004 07:05 PM

STOP PLANNING THINGS WITHOUT ME!

Joe Jimmy the Denture Dog 10,022 10
05/06/2004 07:11 PM

All your bikinis are belong to Trixxie.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/06/2004 07:18 PM

"STOP PLANNING THINGS WITHOUT ME!"



Should we tell her about next Saturday's event?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/06/2004 07:19 PM

Wait! I thought we had agreed on Toronto! Well, I had agreed anyway.



Have fun without me again.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 07:20 PM

Aren't there now more Gabbers in Texas than in Georgia?





I'm just saying . . . .

Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/06/2004 07:56 PM

You're not allowed in America, are you Lloyd?

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/06/2004 08:15 PM

I agree with Nutbutter. It should be in the Boston area. For closure's sake.



I'll be there, and drunk for consistency's sake.

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/06/2004 08:22 PM

I'm never going to Texas because my mommy went and some white people mistook her for a Mexican and made her clean up after them. I am told it was humiliating.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/06/2004 08:42 PM

Treating Mexicans poorly is so 1999. These days, we smack about the Swedes.

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/06/2004 08:49 PM

Well that's to be expected.



What have they given us but good:



clocks

psychology

chocolate

bobsledding action





They do have neutrality thing going on and that must be incredibly aggravating to gun bearers.



But what do they know? They neighbor the French for God's sake.

Amish girlscout 730 9
05/06/2004 08:55 PM

I've got the ultimate idea where we can all meet up, gab.

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/06/2004 08:56 PM

I might have to hurt your face.

Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
05/06/2004 08:58 PM

Houseboat sounds good, partially because Lake Lanier, which you seem to be discussing, is about 15 minutes from my house.



So, I could bring the kids and we could make it a family thing.



heh.



There is a liquor store REALLY close to the park enterence.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/06/2004 09:13 PM

Yeah, bring the kids. We could have a cookout.



white meat

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/06/2004 09:17 PM

we would just get the cops called on us again.



true story:

setting: several of us on porch drinking, smoking last weekend



*3 cops walk up in uniform*

cop: we've had a complaint...do ya'll mind keeping the noise level down a bit?

trixxie: HEY ARE YOU GUYS PARK RANGERS?!

cop: ...no. we're the police.

trixxie: ...well, you kinda look like park rangers...



*awkward silence*



trixxie: ...DO YOU KNOW WHERE ANY BEARS ARE?!

me: *oh god oh god please stop now*

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/06/2004 09:18 PM

piXXXie



read and learn, beyotch

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/06/2004 09:19 PM

Serve the chilled merlot with beef with mushrooms, risotto, baked chicken and grilled steak.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/06/2004 11:39 PM

haha, chickens reads ivillage. you big girl.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 01:00 AM

I think this is all a big ploy to steal my kidneys.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/07/2004 08:30 AM

bumpity bump bump

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 08:44 AM

Are we dancing? I hate when I dream that I can't flush the toilet!

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/07/2004 09:01 AM

<action> does the Hustle

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 09:02 AM

<action>drops it like it's hot

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/07/2004 09:05 AM

<action>puts his weight on it.</action>

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:35 AM

Houseboat - Imagine the accoustics I could get sleeping on deck with a whole lake for amplification.



Aren't cruises kinda pricey?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:35 AM

I know a group of people considering a cruise this coming November for about $260/pp.







Hahah, I SAID PP!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:36 AM

<action> shakes her money maker!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:36 AM

XMOB doesn't dance like it did when it was just XON.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/07/2004 10:36 AM

The Swedes gave/give us good punk...



I like the houseboat idea, especially if they're equipped with cannons, but not if it would be for more than one night...



ATL would be good because I have a friend in that area I could stay with.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 10:40 AM

I'd go to Texas, or anywhere Bonky would be able to go.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 10:45 AM

But what do they know? They neighbor the French for God's sake.



What? Did they rearrange Europe again? Do I have to go buy a new map? Did they move Sweden south or France north?

notmynutzurface 458 9
05/07/2004 11:06 AM

I am going to Cancun and none of Y'ALL are invited. :) Just thought I would let Y'ALL know.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 12:05 PM

Dear Osama,



George W. Bush will be vacationing in Cancun without security. I recomend a nuclear attack.



Your pal,

Crazyballs

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
05/07/2004 03:41 PM

Dear Osama,



I never thought these letters were real until last week when these two twins completely fell for me...

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 05:39 PM

Forget these people, Nuttles . . . let's go hiking and camping and hike some more and then camp and eat rice and scrambled eggs and we'll scramble the eggs and then we'll hike around and disperse the egg shells so the rabid armadillos don't get us and then we'll go hiking!

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 05:53 PM

Can't we just go hiking instead?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 05:54 PM

Don't forget the cramping!

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/07/2004 05:56 PM

Trix runs around in a bikini that isn't even his, HBE eats pool tablets after repeated warnings not to, wormy can't operate a camera, I can't open a beer bottle without damaging personal property. AND YOU EXPECT TO GO ON A BOAT WITH NO DEATH?



Screw it, I'm in!

ringworm 68,315 13
05/07/2004 06:12 PM

and let's not forget, boats and alcohol go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 06:14 PM

Nuttles, my mommy and daddy are going up in your part of the nation sometime soon to look at lighthouses. They uh . . . like lighthouses.



I think they said September . . . is the area hikable then? I'd so do that! I've earned a freaking hiking trip with internet dudes!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/07/2004 06:16 PM

You got your Budweiser in my dingy!

You got your dingy in my Budweiser!

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 06:17 PM

Dude! September is the BEST time to hike in NE!



We don't even have to hike! We can hang out and eat shellfish and dance a jig or two!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 06:19 PM

Dude? I'm completely serious.





Except, I don't eat shellfish. I'll bring my own peanut butter and chocolate!



I should call mumsy and find out exactly when they're going, so I could fly up with them, let them go see their phallic symbols, and hang out with you and the offspring and Gavia and windchime makers!

ringworm 68,315 13
05/07/2004 06:33 PM

or bring your own boats and alcohol, since they go together just as well.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 06:34 PM

Seriously!



No problem with the shellfish. We have other things to eat here.



If you do come, I'm gonna tell Seamus you're his aunt.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 06:39 PM

Mommy's on the phone. They're going to fly up to Boston in September (the 10th!) and then driving along over the Acadian National Park to see about 30 different lighthouses along the coast of Maine, primarily.



I could write an email, but how else would I rub the noses of Gabbers in this?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 06:47 PM

Tell them that if they are going to maine, they should go up into New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia too. Lotsa lighthouses.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 07:28 PM

If we have the houseboat thing, the culmination would have to be the big PIRATE PARTY! Rape and pillage, arrrrrr. And rum drinks.



Tell Trix it's the butt-pirate party just to keep him happy.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/07/2004 07:34 PM

<action>good spots lloyd</action>

Don't forget about Cape Elizabeth Lighthouse and Spring Point Lighthouse and my favorite is West Quoddy Head LightHouse (the view is great). Oh! You MUST go to <a href='www.tubgirl.com'>Seguin Island LightHouse</a>, it's such an awesome Island to spend some time playing around on!!

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/07/2004 07:34 PM

<action>goes home before he hurts himself...</action>DAMMIT!!!!

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
05/07/2004 07:43 PM

Ha Ha Ha! Didn't get me that time!

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 07:47 PM

*SNORT*







HAHAHAHAHHA, you suck at the internet

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 08:53 PM

You, sir, are now on my poo list. You wanted my mommy and daddy to see a girl pooing herself?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 08:54 PM

Lloyd, they were up in Nova Scotia either last year or the year before watching whales make noises.

Wait, it was the year before because last year they were somewhere in South America.



THEY DIDN'T EVEN BRING ME A DAMN T-SHIRT!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 09:01 PM

Then tell them to go to New Brunswick this time. Tell them that there are whales there too. And than it's where I'm from. That'll sell them.

Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:02 PM

Wait. They let you drive the boat? i WAS figuring it would be moored.

Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:03 PM

Just so you know. I am totally uninsurable.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/07/2004 09:12 PM

eating that hot tub sanitizer was totally worth it. it made my tongue numb.



or maybe that was the whiskey. i dunno.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 09:15 PM

I can drive the Frost out of a boat and I'm majorly insured. I will however hide the keys and anchor before we get to drinking hard.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/07/2004 09:16 PM

what's the use in drinking if you can't get behind the wheel?!

The Foot 14,139 11
05/07/2004 09:21 PM

Frost the houseboat, just hire a launch. That way, you can cruise a coupple of bays. One of you will be nautical, maybe? Might know somthing about boating? Hickens, I'm looking at you....

The Foot 14,139 11
05/07/2004 09:29 PM

Good technique to have the anchor down and secure before you start the drinking.



Or if you sail with the people I do, you'd already have had 4 stienlargers during the start of the race, and one or two between each bouy.

A serious yacht race is a good way to down 7 or eight beers on a boat.

Swizzberry Shortcake 3,957 10
05/07/2004 09:35 PM

What kind of trouble could we possibly get into that would necessitate hiding the anchor?

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 09:53 PM

anchor = verb







cumguzzler

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/07/2004 11:02 PM

And rum drinks.



Oh hell no. Not with Chickens around.



(Me+Rum)+Chickens=Trouble.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/07/2004 11:07 PM

Yeah, but fun trouble

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 01:11 AM

butt-fun trouble?

munson502 1 9
05/08/2004 01:23 AM

Atlanta sounds coo. But last time I was in Buckhead my buddy and I got kicked out of the Buckhead Salon becase he "acidently" wandered into the women's pisser. After getting hucked to the street, we got talked into go to going to "Backstreet" where the con man told us we would find loads of babes. SInce buckhead was closed down, we piled into a cab and off we went. When we got there we noticed there were lots of dudes, some dancing with theier shirts off and grinding on each other. Frost me running, I thought, this is not straight. We ran like rabbits in an Oregon wildfire to hail a cab. The first thing I said when we got in the cab was "hey buddy, were not gay". "Sure" the driver siad, "I get that all the time". He took us to a Crystal burger before we went home, which helped purge all of the alcohol out of our systems. So, uhh, lets not go to Backstreet...

notmynutzurface 458 9
05/08/2004 02:42 AM

Dear Osama,



I like you more then a friend. Do you like me more then a friend? Circle One.













Yes







No













Love,



Condoleezza Rice

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 04:36 AM

Oh! I said it before, and I'll say it again.. Taha'a!! (scroll to the pic at the bottom)

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/08/2004 04:49 AM

somebody would totally drown there.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 04:51 AM

but it would be such a beautiful drowning!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/08/2004 04:54 AM

i'd be all hopped up on hot tub sanitizers and whiskey, so i wouldn't know either way.

Phuc 237,915 21
05/08/2004 09:39 AM

Vegas is the cheapest place to gather people from around the glizzobe. There are always deals on flights and hotels. Plus there's something for everyone, even the D&D crowd who will be borrowing plane fare from mom.



I love Atlanta but there ain't Shakespeare to do there but eat BBQ and buy guns. The nightlife is for Shakespeare.



Boston is the cradle of GAB civilization, and an event there is the likeliest to get John to attend. The nightlife is better than Atlanta, not as good as Vegas or San Fran. If it were planned enough ahead of time, I could get my band a gig during the event so you could all throw your diet pepsis at me, ya fatasses.



The BBQ and pizza up hyah suck royally, but you won't find better seafood. Especially the bearded clam in butterface sauce.

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/08/2004 09:41 AM

Frogpop.



Where is that?



What does it cost?

Phuc 237,915 21
05/08/2004 09:44 AM

Where is that?



The end of XXX.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:10 AM

Chix. You can find all you need, including map and rates on the website. It's closer to Daggy and the NZers than it is to us, so, of course our chartered jet would be quite costly. Also the nightly rates are steep, and have only gotten worse as the value of the dollar has declined. Some republican Bush turned out to be..



yeesh.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:12 AM

When you can't fly to island paradises to meet weirdo internet strangers for cheap money, then the terrorists have already won.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:17 AM

Interior shots and floorplan



Rates



Map (5.5 hours from Hawaii, 6 hours from Aukland)



Tubgirl

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/08/2004 10:23 AM

i think $800,000 is in all of our price ranges.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/08/2004 10:24 AM

Who cares about the "nightlife"? Drunken GAB orgies are best to be shielded from society anyway.

Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/08/2004 10:25 AM

Frogpop, while we are dreaming, I'll take a fortress of Trixxitude and an army of evil ninjas.

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/08/2004 10:26 AM

or 800. WHAT IS WITH THE COMMAS? I was wondering why a basket of flowers cost $127,000.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:28 AM

THEY'RE MADE FROM PEOPLE!!

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/08/2004 10:28 AM

i will obviously be the one that drowns.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:29 AM

an army of evil ninjas



all we've got is one gay disco ninja.. take a raincheck?

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/08/2004 10:30 AM

TOO BAD ARM FLOATIES WILL COST ME MY SOUL!

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/08/2004 10:31 AM

Yeah, but apparently for $800 you get your own tubgirl.



BONUS!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:32 AM

yeah, $850 a night.. though they expect that to be for two people. Also, if we rent 10 or more house thingies we get a 50% group rate?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/08/2004 10:40 AM

All Gabbers living in (or near) the Red States (yes, you too Supertrix) are cordially reminded that tonight's Powerball jackpot in up to $212 million. I even drove down to Connecticut this morning after work for my tickets.



You have 12 hours..



No! Excuses!

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
05/08/2004 12:08 PM

Come to my island. Cheaper that the South Pacific, but just as pretty. Plus, we have the oldest working saloon in Florida. Drink of the house: Pirate Punch. # of those and even Marilyn will be on the floor.

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
05/08/2004 12:10 PM

That # is supposed to be a 3. But we can rent a villa or two.

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
05/08/2004 12:50 PM

Or we can be 'putten on the Ritz'. They actually give very good rates, my grandparents held a family reunion/50th annaversiry and the family got rooms for about $100 a night.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/08/2004 05:16 PM

With a name like "Backstreet" what did you expect? Why do you think those homofag "Backstreet Boys" picked that name? I prefer calling them the "InBack Boys" though just to make it clearer.

Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/08/2004 06:45 PM

I could do florida.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/08/2004 07:26 PM

We know you could. But where do you want the GAB gathering to be?

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/08/2004 07:32 PM

Blah on Florida. My company sends me down there a couple of times a year. 5 star hotels are nice and all, but finding the gritty joint that you love has a lot more appeal.



That, and I'm already going to Naples once and taking a motorcycle ride down the keys this fall.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/09/2004 01:48 AM

ok, so I know I didn't win the Powerball jackpot, so which one of you did?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/09/2004 02:18 PM

6. Persons with open sores or communicable diseases are not permitted to use the facilities.



so much for that idea..

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/09/2004 02:52 PM

Let the photoshoping, begin.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/09/2004 06:33 PM

"Hi Ho, hi ho!

We're off to lick and blow!

With a gentle breeze

we all fall to our knees!

Hi ho! Hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Phuc 237,915 21
05/09/2004 07:56 PM

I still have nightmares from the first gathering, which, in my ignorance, I actually instigated.



There've been good ones and bad ones. How to have one and keep the bad kind of psychos away?

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/09/2004 08:37 PM

Don't invite Porkchopnutz

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 03:35 PM

<action> trips over Search and bumps into thread





Still haven't gotten many emails.

Still waiting.

You know what I do when I wait....



Who's coming?

JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
05/19/2004 03:46 PM

Me! My Mommy said I could!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/19/2004 03:58 PM

You know I want to go, but I need for you to make it as cheap as possible for me. I don't have any skill at giving blow jobs, so my financial resources are very limited.

Baked Punkin 3,585 11
05/19/2004 04:02 PM

The last gathering cost me $70 for a tire, $315 for a ticket, $40 in lodging, not counting gas and meals. If the next gathering could be a bit cheaper, that'd be GREAT.





Cheaper = no Vegas, no cruise. And not a lot of driving, thanks.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 04:02 PM

Ok, I'm really leaning on towards keeping it here in Atlanta. The cost depends very HEAVILY on how many people plan to come.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 05:22 PM

Ok, I'm gonna call the whole thing off if you people don't start responding to me!





Ps. Not really.



P.s.s. Maybe some testicalmonials from past attendees will spur on the masses?



Piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/19/2004 05:31 PM

Don't go to Six Flags with a bunch of no rollercoaster riding pussies.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/19/2004 05:37 PM

I've been to a couple and I've even organized a couple. Some thoughts:



It needs to be in a place that already has a bunch of Gabbers. You need a good base of people to attract more people from out of town.



Atlanta already has a base of people. Vegas? Not so much.



Vegas would kick ass, sure, but how many people would actually commit to it early enough? I think most people from out of town will have the attitude that they'll go only if there are enough people already going. In that situation it's hard to get the snowball rolling in the first place.



A cruise would be fun but it's also a fact of life that some people may not be enjoying themselves and they'd want to leave early for one reason or another. You can't just leave a cruise. People need to have the option to come and go as they please.



Along those same lines, you can't always force a group to stay together for a whole weekend. Subgroups may want to split off and do their own thing the following day. Like, everyone might want to ditch Spicey because of his body oder.



You need to get about ten committed people to pick a date and then announce the date to everyone else. Don't wait for everyone to come to a consensus. If you build it, they will come.



Your mileage may vary, of course. These are just a few thoughts.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/19/2004 05:47 PM

everyone might want to ditch Spicey because of his body odor.



funny, i don't remember seeing you at the last one. how did you know?



anyway, it will be held labor day weekend in atlanta. i have spoken.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 05:53 PM

True dat my little contortionist cat-like brutha!

butternuts 14,362 10
05/19/2004 05:54 PM

Also, like a wedding, it should not be held on a holiday when everyone might have other plans or commitments.



Like, you know, labor day.



I have spoken. And I'm better than you.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 05:54 PM

Oh, and by little, I mean big.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/19/2004 05:57 PM

Hey! I have a very pleasant ham-like aroma, thankyouverymuch!

shoelace414 10,080 13
05/19/2004 06:06 PM

oh.. and if butternuts says it.



TAKE IT TO THE BANK BABY!

piXXXie 5,871 11
05/19/2004 06:09 PM

I got called "beyotch" in this thread weeks ago and didn't even realize it!



Rebuttle: I'm only 23 years old and I live in California. I don't read ivillage (thank the dear Lord). I'd prefer to keep my red wine room temp like the beach going yuppies here in Cali do. Not sure what y'all in weird non-ocean front, non-sushi eating, non-Perrier drinking states do...but I like me.



So blah.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/19/2004 06:20 PM

There are several of us in the Houston and east Texas area. Maybe we could all chip to rent a van to go to Atlanta. We could pick up other GABbers along the way.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/19/2004 06:31 PM

I love it when a plan comes together.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/19/2004 06:54 PM

and by "on the way," you mean "Gainesville, Florida."

ringworm 68,315 13
05/19/2004 06:58 PM

labor day sucks balls. i just need to make the most of my remaining vacation time. i spoke first. betterness is not a factor.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/19/2004 07:16 PM

Since I may be in the New England area, and since butters, Al and John all live in the greater Boston area, along with about 50 million other GABbers who I can't seem to recall right now, the obvious and logical choice (to me at least) seems to be Tucson.

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
05/19/2004 07:20 PM

I'm down for Atlanta (and my wallet likes it too).



Now, when?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/19/2004 07:27 PM

I'm still hoping for Toronto...

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
05/19/2004 07:32 PM

Are you another canadian like Lloyd not allowed in the US?



Terrorist.





After my last adventure to Toronto, I haven't been able to think of female Canadian border guards in the same way. Ask my buddy about how well burly canadian guard thumb fits up the average young American male's ass. Fun times, fun times.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/19/2004 07:40 PM

Hey, I'm not Canadian. Quite sspreading rumours...

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/19/2004 07:40 PM

Swizz.



If you go, you have to pick me up on the way. Deal with it.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/19/2004 07:40 PM

Oh look, I've developed a lisp and a spelling problem.

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
05/19/2004 07:43 PM

Sure thing Mavis, because everybody knows that Gainesville is smack dab in between Pittsburgh and Atlanta.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/19/2004 09:00 PM

Oops I'm confusing you with Stewie. Apologies.

Jantastic 10,022 10
05/19/2004 10:45 PM

I am definitely in for Atlanta--just pick a weekend and let me know, so I can come down and sit in a corner with my knitting and eat barbecued chicken in the hot tub again.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:11 PM

So. Aroused.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 11:16 PM

you know, just throwing it out, but i would like new york, i'd actually go, just because i'm planning a trip there anyway.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:21 PM

ok. New York is out.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 11:48 PM

YES!!!



my plan worked!



suckers.

The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:07 AM

Mavis, hop in the back!

The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:07 AM

Where's my gas money bitch?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 10:05 AM

My financial resources also took a big hit from Gabassee, my vote goes to economicalizzing. Am I still under that restraining order to keep my clothes on 24/7 at the next gathering?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 10:08 AM

Oh and if anybody wants to swing by baton rouge to split the drive we can take the Trixxiemobile, Holds five in sumptious luxury with sports car performance.

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
05/20/2004 10:09 AM

I'd go, but only if Trix wears that bikini again.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 10:20 AM

Over at Bizzaro GAB, Frod Defect posted that pic and tried to make fun of Moi. I should have but didn't point out, that at least when my Bitch Tits fill out a bikini top it's with muscle and not FAT.

Pants 14,252 17
05/20/2004 10:44 AM

Sheet. I'm like so there N'stuff.
The house boats idea sounds sweet. No schedule of events just pure unadulterated anarchy. BTW Trixxie you can look but no touching this time. I dont' want you getting all friendly once you see me in my speedo.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/20/2004 11:11 AM

Ok, Pants but can I touch?

Oh, and Trix I'll buy you a special bikini for you to wear instead of mine!



What color?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 11:14 AM

I am under a restraining order to never wear a bikini again. I'm sure this wont be any consulation, but yours was my first.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/20/2004 11:17 AM

Naturally, I'd be up for a Boston gathering but there aren't many Gabbers left in this area.



There's me and... um... um...



I got nuthin'

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/20/2004 11:19 AM

Butternuts,did you hear that?

Listen....

Yes, yes... it's Atlanta calling your name.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/20/2004 11:23 AM

Assuming this shindig happens and the stars alligned properly, I think I could grace you all with my presence.



But I'll have a list of demands that will make Van Halen's tour rider look like nothing. Not only will you have to remove the brown M&Ms, but you'll have to peel the green ones.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 01:14 PM

Holy Shakespeare, I'm holding out for bribes too then.

Iceman, now a n00beteran 2,131 10
05/20/2004 01:17 PM

Not that anyone would care, but I would be unable to go anytime. Mommy says I shouldn't go to a random city and rent a houseboat with strangers.

studio 2,001 10
05/20/2004 01:41 PM

I could get a killer suite at the NyNy hotel/casino if you do it in Vegas... kind of like a 'gab-central' room...

Of course none of you know me so I would open the door like.."Gab?" "What the hell?" "Jeff who?" and you all would be like "Ya, um, eh, gab... we all go to this website, and um, talk or ah, gab if you will, about nothing and everything..."

That would be cool. Wicked cool.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/20/2004 02:13 PM

Assuming this shindig doesn't occur at a point in which the goddamn university is making obscene demands upon me, I am totally up for the trip to Red Stick to carpool with Trixxie.

Aimlesssaywhat??? 54,807 10
05/20/2004 02:42 PM

Don't go to Six Flags with a bunch of no rollercoaster riding pussies.





I made it VERY clear before I even got to Atlanta that I would not be on any rollar coasters. The plan was for me and Meg to go and make out in the hounted house but Spicy and Worm runined that. Besides, you all would have had to wait 3 mother-FrostING HOURS to ride the superman and had we waited then we would have missed the Hood rats on the bus.



You should thank me.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/20/2004 02:48 PM

Clickie for hood rats.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 02:57 PM

I could go to Atlanta if someone pays my way and convinces my wife that I should go to Atlanta without her to visit some people she doesn't know.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 03:03 PM

Lloyd, i can look after the convincing your wife thing. I just need your address, a ski mask and a baseball bat.

Trae: Queen of the Harpies 156,785 17
05/20/2004 03:21 PM

I could go to Atlanta if someone pays my way and convinces my wife that I should go to Atlanta without her to visit some people she doesn't know.





Talk to Chickens. He seems to have that covered since he's been to two of them.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/20/2004 04:11 PM

I'm not upset about missing superman, the three I went on were so much fun. side gives me something to look forward to.

The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 05:36 PM

I just forgot! My family has a giant cabin in the woods of northern Alabama. It's huge! 4 stories and 7 bedrooms, a private lake with a dock. It's awsome. A place to drink and swim at night! Perfect!

butternuts 14,362 10
05/20/2004 05:37 PM

Cabin + woods + Alabama = ass rape



No thanks.

The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 05:38 PM

we have a banjo.....

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/20/2004 05:41 PM

And your icon is a piggy. Coincidence, I think not!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/20/2004 05:52 PM

You can't ass-rape the willing.

ShaferAndrew 50 10
05/20/2004 05:56 PM

Boy, we should write a book, "All I ever needed to know I learned from Zug"



"You can't ass-rape the willing."

"Tubgirl is not work safe."

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/20/2004 07:03 PM

I'd be up for a gathering as long as I can network to positively influence my career.



Of corporate prostitution.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/22/2004 07:38 PM

Okay, Boston's definately out for me.



Atlanta's looking pretty good. The MARTA stops by the CNN center, right?

Felix 2,568 10
05/22/2004 09:01 PM

Not that anyone would give a Rat's ass either way, but I'll pass. I'm very anti-social, and I have a pretty crappy attitude most of the time.

But I do, with all honesty, hope you all have a wonderful time. Fun is good.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/23/2004 01:46 AM

Spicey's on to something here. We should have it in ATL, hit the CNN headquarters for the tour, and try to cajole them into putting us on the news. If Jeff's going to be there we'd have more of a chance, and it would really make for great publicity for the site! And it would be even better if we all were wearing one of these at the time!

ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 03:59 AM

Frost cnn. we should go to the cartoon network.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 04:03 AM

maybe we could meet master shake.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/23/2004 05:08 AM

<action>stops by to lay a flower on Captain Murphy's grave

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
05/23/2004 10:45 AM

Dude, the cartoon network isn't here in ATL. We can all dress like cartoons if you'd like.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/23/2004 12:48 PM

I still think this is all a big ploy to steal my kidneys.

Jantastic 10,022 10
05/23/2004 03:30 PM

Frost cnn. we should go to the cartoon network.



I LIVE IN THE DAMN DUMP!

Iceman, now with Karate Choppin Action! 2,131 10
05/23/2004 03:40 PM

First to post!

Iceman, now with Karate Choppin Action! 2,131 10
05/23/2004 03:41 PM

Damn it! I feel like my computer keeps getting slower and slower these days.

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
05/23/2004 04:26 PM

<action> holds mirror up to Iceman



It's not the computer.

Iceman, now with Karate Choppin Action! 2,131 10
05/23/2004 04:28 PM

Crap, is that a zit?

Phuc 237,915 21
05/23/2004 08:44 PM

Okay, Boston's definately out for me.



Because you're terrorizing the world with your poor spelling?

ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 09:52 PM

the cartoon network isn't here in ATL



This site is controlled and operated by The Cartoon Network LP, LLLP at 1050 Techwood Drive, Atlanta, GA 30318.



tell me another one, dear. they were a turner company, now part of aol-time warner. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!



so how was mario?

Trixxie 65,021 15
05/24/2004 09:20 AM

The sanctitiy of Nuttbutter's rosebud aside, the private cabin on a lake idea sounds good to me.

Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/24/2004 10:45 AM

I would be in for the Atlanta/Houseboat thing. That would be a blast and a no miss situation.

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05/24/2004 10:48 AM

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