superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:04 AM

you can hand him off to michael jackson when you're done.





was that what you wanted out of this? or something stupid like it? admit it, child molester! it is!

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
05/07/2004 04:05 AM

...And then you found a point to your story?

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:06 AM

*sigh* That's where I figured it'd go. If Charley reads that he'll freak out!! I think he's truly scared of Michael Jackson.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:06 AM

I don't see what any of this has to do with funeral parlors.

The Foot 14,139 11
05/07/2004 04:07 AM

The guy is 2 years younger than you? Is he hung like a slinky or somthing?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:08 AM

crazyballs,



you obviously havn't gone to one on a tuesday.

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:08 AM

Point? What? Maybe I just don't catch the concept of "story."



Hopefully, you'll catch the concept of sarcasm.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
05/07/2004 04:10 AM

Oh, sorry. I didn't see where it says, "comedy conversations."

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:11 AM

Funeral parlors??? I never claimed this was about funeral parlors!



1 1/2 yrs younger actually. And yes. He also has a sparkling personality thankyouverymuch.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:13 AM

Grace,



Please don't be bothered that you didn't get any clickies for that. It just so happens your sense of humor differs from the other 6,500,000,000 who populate the planet Earth.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:14 AM

'He also has a sparkling personality thankyouverymuch.'



read: i have to get drunk just thinking about him.

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:16 AM

What is this obsession with "clickies?" Is this a conversation or a contest?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:16 AM

Re-read: I don't take him out in public much, and I think about Crazyballs(thats me!) when I shag him.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:18 AM

Neither. Clickies are like the tickets you get a Chuck E. Cheese. You can redeem them for wonderful prizes. You didn't get your catalog in the mail yet?

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:18 AM

Well, I think my boyfriend's wonderful, but you could try to convince me otherwise....



Give me 3 good reasons why you're better than my boyfriend.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:19 AM

'What is this obsession with "clickies?" Is this a conversation or a contest?'



well the contest part is over now that crazyballs hijacked your board.



now it's just about teh clickies, noone cares about your cat anymore.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:20 AM

Stop hitting on me, I won't "cyber" with you.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:20 AM

i masterbate more, i can outdrink him, and i've done more drugs.

The Foot 14,139 11
05/07/2004 04:21 AM

look for my extra 3 reasons on a ruler, baby.

Grace the Great 13 9
05/07/2004 04:25 AM

Sorry Crazyballs! Don't report me to the EEOC please!!



It's just that I'm lonely....no, forget it...you've made your point.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:31 AM

Erotic Emu Oral Consensus?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:32 AM

i think that's the one.



those bastards took my babies momma!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 04:34 AM

That'll teach you to screw ourangatangs.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 04:45 AM

it was a rabbit, dumbass.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2004 05:18 AM

Give me 3 good reasons why you're better than my boyfriend.



I can buy Alcohol.



I can buy pr0n.



I have lots of credit cards with high limits.

GoBanana 590 10
05/07/2004 11:59 AM

I'm long



Hard



And full of semen.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
05/07/2004 12:50 PM

That's sea men, dumbass.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 02:44 PM

they did.



what does that have to do with prom?

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/07/2004 03:01 PM

I can only imagine that a chuckie cheese ticket is much like "Skee-ball" tickets when i was a kid.

Anyone remember that Frosted up game, like bowling in to a pinball machine with Bacci ball that hits a ramp then dropps into one of three hoops and scores points.

We would play all Frost-ing day, saving those tickets, then cash out, and it would be equivelent to a keychain or poster in value.



God how did we stay awake before the tech wave hit the toy world ?

Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/07/2004 03:07 PM

Grace,



Welcome. We do already have a "Grace" gabber. Can you pick a different name?



There are lot's of naming suggestions on this Gabber FAQ page.

Thanks! And enjoy the prom!



-Chickens

ShaferAndrew 50 10
05/07/2004 04:10 PM

Man Chickens (hey, that'd be a good name for a rock band, "Man Chickens"),



I'm jealous that other newbies are getting fried on their first post. All I got was this lousy post.

Frozen Chicken 948 9
05/07/2004 06:57 PM

WAIT A SEC!



I'm the Great one here; Pat The Great that is. I'm just going around as "Frozen Chicken" for no good reason.

Pat The Great 948 9
05/07/2004 06:59 PM

It's all better now, Grace the Imposter.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
05/08/2004 02:27 AM

Sorry, but Vlad was the first to use "the" in the middle of his name, so you owe Vlad four cents for the use of "the".

Grace the Great 13 9
05/08/2004 03:23 AM

Yea! I'm so excited that my convo is still going!



I refuse to change my name until the other Grace confronts me about it. I still haven't heard anything out of them. Besides, we're easy to keep apart - I'm the great one, they are the not so great one.



Pat the Great....what? That sounds dirty! (giggling)

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
05/08/2004 04:53 AM

Dear Grace,



The bulk of this "convo" that you began is about how you are not funny, you suck at writing stories, and how you should lurk--forever. I am utterly disappointed by all this. I mean I've been on the edge of my seat awaiting the rest of your hilarious prom "story," but you totally let me down. Please don't leave me hanging! Is the joke supposed to be the fact that you have a boyfriend? Help me out!



Love,

A Concerned Beverage

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/08/2004 04:59 AM

i like grace. lets keep her.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
05/08/2004 10:39 AM

Sure, locked in Vlad's basement with the circus midgets and bearded lady.

LL Cool Pubah...HaYa lak meh nah? 56,794 18
12/10/2004 04:30 PM

<action>Ears Perk Up</action>



Did someone say Grace?

newwave (under the mistletoe) 45,912 10
12/10/2004 04:35 PM

Grace? She died 30 years ago.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
12/10/2004 04:40 PM

Whoa. I used to post here?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
12/10/2004 04:40 PM

I likr to think I have have some grace. You know, just a little grace.



<Elaine from Seinfeld>

Oliver Chestnuts roasting over an open fire 203,475 12
12/10/2004 04:49 PM

GRACE!!!



</FerrisBuellersdayoff>

Mr. Sir 66,713 9
12/10/2004 04:52 PM

Setting: at the dinner table, family seated, awaiting service...



Dad (sternly): "Kids, say grace."



Kids (in unison): "Grace."

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
12/10/2004 04:53 PM

Pubah,

I noticed that you've been bumping the threads with my funniest posts. I thought that was weird until I just read your post in my thread about maiming children at Walmart. Instant message me or something, you weirdo.

Frogpop Nipping at your Nose 173,153 25
12/10/2004 06:03 PM

He's just jealous about your profile's bio.



Suckah!

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
12/10/2004 06:25 PM

<action>'s heart skips a beat</action> Frogpop! Long time, no talk. Get on Yahoo or something!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/10/2004 06:31 PM

That'll teach you to screw ourangatangs.



Bastard. They were our angatangs first!

Lauren The Great 221 8
12/10/2004 06:37 PM

Hey Grace...GET OFF MY NAME! I was here first, it's mine!

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
12/10/2004 06:42 PM

The last time she posted was seven months ago. I'm sure you have little to worry about, Lauren. Unless of course she has undertook (undertaken?) the art of lurking. BUT ITS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS, WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE? AHHHHHH

Wonder Bread and Butter 3,319 10
12/10/2004 06:45 PM

And, yes, I do realize that every post to this thread is yet another bump. My apologies (x2), one for my previous post and one for this one.

Ice Ice PubahClaws 56,794 18
12/14/2004 05:45 PM

Dear Hottie Bev,

What is this Instant Message you speak of. How may I accomplish this feet. Conversing with you could be funn seeing as how were both weirdos.

I missed the TrunchBowl this weekend, but Me and the Rockheads will find a way to stain their bathroom walls soon.

Here's to Borders (on Maple) EggNogg latte.

Care Bear Bellies and Wal Mart Greeters,

Pubah