Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 05:31 AM

You left?



You back? You can't live without gab.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:31 AM

dude, you wouldn't believe it!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:34 AM

and this happened, you wouldn't believe it unless you were there!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 05:36 AM

superturkey..that was Frost-ing dross thanks for the safe for work notice mother-Froster!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:39 AM

it's about time i goatsee'd someone!



you had it coming sometime, heh.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 05:40 AM

I notice a hell of a lot of new names, and an unchanged swearbot. Who's still somebody I know? This is oddly familiar and yet not right.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 05:41 AM

It is, in fact, much like waking up and finding that your kitchen is a subtly different colour.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:42 AM

trae. that's about it.



she is jeff now, if you didn't catch it. so be careful what you say.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:45 AM

and before i add to the confusion, i'd be careful what you say about jeff, trey, or miss-anything.



they now own the place.



consider yourself a n00b with guaranteed armor, however it doesn't work against arrows.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 05:46 AM

Was that Marilyn of old and Bonky I spotted halfway down the board? Where is Stinky? Nutbutter? Pug/Elf? Marvin? Onion? Werehamster? Rockin' Donkey? Miyu? Sleestack?



Has there been a horrible plague you Americans aren't publicising? Are those who remain now covered in sores?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:52 AM

they are gone.



except nutbutter. you're screwed.



n00b's have teh taken over.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 05:53 AM

oh, and bonky.



sorry bonks.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 05:55 AM

OK. I can deal with this. *Sniffs*.



So. How are your sores?

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 05:58 AM

Pobble wtf am I ..chopped liver? SHeesh. I am even fromt he old stew boards.. damn. I guess I am just not that special.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:01 AM

painfull. and bitter when you suck them.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 06:02 AM

Ah yes. Sorry. I was confused (am easily confused on Fridays) by the slight name change. Hello. How are you?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:02 AM

hyperspazz;



go to bed, for the sake of humanity, or at least log on.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:03 AM

i am not chickens.

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 06:03 AM

Umm I work during the night. I do not go to bed until after 10am. I just wish more peeps worked my schedule. Not many people online that I know at this hour.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 06:04 AM

Wow, it's friday already?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:05 AM

you still aren't logged on, dipShakespeare.



AIM, bitch!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:07 AM

no, crazy, it's tues. i got 31 more days before i got one.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 06:08 AM

What? Sometimes when you post, all I see is:



HEYYY YOU GUYYYYYS!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 06:09 AM

I am great. I do not know where everyone is. I only post from time to time these days. Here is who I have not seen in some time.



Onion, nutter left a long time ago, sleestack I haven't seen in a while.

I do not do much daytime posting..so some of them I just do not know about. I know marilyn, trae, bonky and chickens still post.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:10 AM

that's the point, retard!





too lazy to link.



use search, you Frosttarxd.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 06:12 AM

<action>hates repeating himself



What? Sometimes when you post, all I see is:



HEYYY YOU GUYYYYYS!

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
05/07/2004 06:12 AM

I am on AIM now..I forget to login to that account hehe

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 06:16 AM

Anybody know whether Werehamster is still about? I note somebody finally bought goddamn.com from him (either that or he developed a more highly-tuned interest in ladies' pink bits).



I miss the 'ham. We had a lovely time in that hot tub.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 06:25 AM

I've only been bosting a couple months, and I've seen his name from time to time.



Hello, by the way.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 06:31 AM

Hello. *Waves furiously*

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/07/2004 06:47 AM

Most of the crowd you remember went to codeslave's board.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/07/2004 06:50 AM

lick my balls, mook.



and drool a lot. if you can't, use lube.



house of bugs blows. i can't even log on there. and i tried it sober, even.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/07/2004 06:59 AM

I told them you suck.

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/07/2004 07:14 AM

Pobble. Email me.

Lila: Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,550 13
05/07/2004 07:30 AM

This is INSANE! Liz, I was just thinking about you the other day and trying to find an old email to try and get in touch with you to no avail.

Send me a line at my current profile and we'll catch up on old times like how much we hate Ford and what Alex might be up to these days.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 07:30 AM

You're emailed.

Lila: Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,550 13
05/07/2004 07:34 AM

You mean Marilyn? Ok now me! Now me!

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 07:45 AM

Shelby - you're emailed, and I've added you to my msn.

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 07:59 AM

Um.... Pobble? Did you get another cat?

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 08:01 AM

I deserved that.



No.

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 08:12 AM

I think werehamster resides at house of bugs these days. Leppy and Onion are over there too. So is that ford guy, whatever the hell his name was.



Are you still British? I'm not.

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 08:13 AM

Oh yeah - and you can turn the swearbot off.

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/07/2004 08:28 AM

Pobble!!!!



It's me, Trae! How the hell are you? Did your Mom ever get a new cat?? It's ok, you can stay, we chased Ford away!

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/07/2004 08:32 AM

Pobble... You were asking about Warehamster. I don;t remember if you were still around when he got the operation, but he'e not a 'HE' anymore.



Talk abut changes.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 08:42 AM

Ooh! Trae! You're alive!



I thought the sex change thing was a joke? Also, 'Ham was...hirsute. In a hormones-unlikely-to-touch-this sort of fashion. He had so much hair erupting from his swimming trunks that it trapped air and made him bob merrily in the hot tub.



Nothing like a small bobbing man to make your jetlag feel worse.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 08:43 AM

I come back on occasion. Nutbutter posts on both places as well.

Ford 'quit,' then couldn't survive without at least six people knowing exactly where he stands on politics.



My kitty disappeared a year ago on Monday and I didn't even need to get rid of someone!

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 08:44 AM

That does not sound like Bonky. You have not yet mentioned paste.



How's sunny Texas?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 08:46 AM

I don't eat paste anymore. I realized how it didn't jive well with the tree bark.



Texas is sunny today, but surely it's raining 3 miles from here.



I done did go'd back to college to get another one of them degree things! I'm taking 4 finals over the next day into next Wednesday and LET ME TELL YOU I AM NOT STRESSED!

Molly Whittaker 156,785 17
05/07/2004 09:00 AM

Yes, I'm alive Pobs. They didn't chase me away. Look! I even have my own icon now. There is "another place" that a lot of them post to. But, I wouldn't go there if I were you. It's a dark place. An evil place. Stay on the side of the force, follow the white light of teh funny....

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 09:03 AM

You're up late petal! I mean early.





You're up!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2004 09:21 AM

Up like a fox!

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 09:31 AM

What the hell does that mean?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2004 09:37 AM

Bunny Boiler!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:38 AM

I am not taking children on roller coaster rides, but I have seen M. Butterfly!

A Stoat by any other name... 9,077 10
05/07/2004 09:40 AM

<action>sniffs the air</action>



I smell a fellow Brit, thank moses. You're not Welsh are you?



You may stroke my pelt.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 09:41 AM

She's a brit AND she's half Chinese!



Men fly across the ocean to visit her and some return alive . . . and angry . . . . very angry.

Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
05/07/2004 09:42 AM

ooooh, another Brit.



Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa.



Sorry. The excitement overcame me for a second there.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:45 AM

Pobble!!!!!:.) :.) :.) whished I remembered how to do the heart thing. I missed you. I admit I go to the other place, mostly to be an ass though. The old board kindof split in two: I suspect the very things that made you give up GAB are there. (elitism, flaming each other, debating politics, religion ect.)

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/07/2004 09:47 AM

you misspelled "excrement".



you're welcome.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/07/2004 09:49 AM

Not enough Brits are ruining the GAB!

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 09:51 AM

Did jellytot die?

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:02 AM

Trixxie! My heart!



Yes, stoaty person, I am a Brit...not Welsh, though. I am a glamorous exotic mixture.

A Stoat by any other name... 9,077 10
05/07/2004 10:04 AM

Half Brummie, Half Scouser?

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:07 AM

Half Chinese, half Grimsby. And all woman. Raaaaah.

A Stoat by any other name... 9,077 10
05/07/2004 10:11 AM

I've never felt more attracted to someone...

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 10:20 AM

I went to Grimsby once..... it was shut.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 10:23 AM

Hey pobs. Welcome back.



Ford is married off. Sorry to break your heart. He's still the butthead he always was. Moreso, even.



Ted (DR) is around but he has a new job so he no longer needs the likes of us.



Most of the old timers left for various reasons we wont get into. Basically, John sold everyone's home mailing address to an insurance company in exchange for a truckload of cocktail weiners.



Marilyn comes and goes depending on her alcohol intake and sex life.



Miyu/Jaime is happily married.



Stinky still drives like he always did.



I have a kid, but I don't like to talk about him much.



Scooter Brown dies in a car wreck last year. It was pretty horrible. Donations can be made in his name to the United Children's KungFu Fighting Fund.



Other than that, nothing has changed.

Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
05/07/2004 10:23 AM

I went once too . . . . It stank

Nachos - <Insert tag line here> 57,521 23
05/07/2004 10:25 AM

Trans-species attraction is ruining gab...

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:26 AM

Dammit. Thought I was being all clever and original doing the getting married thing.



Anybody got email for Jaime?

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 10:27 AM

Jaime can be reached at Miyurose@knorrtech.com

Nachos - <Insert tag line here> 57,521 23
05/07/2004 10:28 AM

<action>needs to hit the Refresh button more often...</action>Damn...

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:28 AM

Fank you.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 10:28 AM

Dawn is in prison!



Stinky got his butt kicked this past Tuesday night at 6pm central in front of the church of science and geology.



shoelace414 admitted that he never existed.



Lila came on to me and I shot her down and she was all,"       " and I was all ,"             "" and she was all "!" and I was all "$" and she had a baby out of wedlock!



And Elvis is in my house!

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:30 AM

*Looks harder at email address*



*Curses credulity*



Thank God I didn't hit send. You are a bad man.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 10:31 AM

She works for ford now. He has many bitches and hos.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/07/2004 10:33 AM

And a horse!

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 10:39 AM

I love horses best of all the animals.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/07/2004 12:02 PM

Did you know that your American date now has a vagina?



That never gets old, I love it.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
05/07/2004 12:06 PM

Hullo Pob!



What's new? I'm sure you said it in the above but that's a whole lot of scrolling...



I've gotten lazier can't even fi

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 12:08 PM

He *actually* has a vagina?



Blimey. I hope he finds it useful.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/07/2004 01:11 PM

"she"

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/07/2004 01:14 PM

Pobble, I the Pug am still here, minus the elf. Artistic differences if you must ask.



I'm 18 now. And QTA. Other than that, no big developments.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/07/2004 01:21 PM

I can think of one BIG development.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/07/2004 01:23 PM

Que?



Therlin, stop knowing more about my life than I do.

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/07/2004 01:37 PM

Isn't it funny how many of the official gab haters lurk?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
05/07/2004 01:43 PM

Pobble! So nice to see you again. I have re-incarnated myself from Sangria to Freeze Dried Instant Coffee. Hope all is well with you!

DemoMonkey. Marching on Paris. 166,252 10
05/07/2004 02:02 PM

I'm not certain why my subconscious keeps inventing more imaginary people. The cast is getting unmanageable as it is.

Pobble 1,937 13
05/07/2004 02:23 PM

Is freeze dried sangria not available where you live?



I am still at work. I have been here since 8 in the morning. It's 6.20pm now and I want to go out. And I can't. Am very fed up. Please be entertaining.

butternuts 14,362 10
05/07/2004 02:25 PM

Did your mum ever get a new cat?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/07/2004 02:26 PM

<action>starts juggling

ringworm 68,315 13
05/07/2004 02:26 PM

in jail, you can make sangria in the terlet. of course, it's shank or be shanked.

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/07/2004 02:29 PM

<action>sings "the Greatest Love of All"</action>

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/07/2004 02:39 PM

Someone making Prune-o ?





Demo, your comment made me think, one person could be the Gab puppetmaster with all the past names, passwords, and archives.

Unsuspecting oldtimer strolls by and it's Showtime !



Sorry miss pooble, I don't mean to suggest that any such thing has occured, just still waking up myself .

Words containing the letter Troy 4,643 11
05/07/2004 04:21 PM

Oh MAN. Pobble, I have heard so much about ye! I, too, reside in U of the K, that being England, in Great Britain, where are you? We should have tea.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/07/2004 04:23 PM

Hi Pobble! Remember me? I started posting here after you left!

Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/07/2004 04:41 PM

heh, Lloyd, you're a tard





Hey Pobs

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/07/2004 07:51 PM

Don't get sucked in Miss Pobble. Do like I do. Make everyone feel bad and then leave for a while. Lather. Rinse. Repeat as needed.



It's better that way.

JudgeJuryJane 173,958 15
05/07/2004 08:04 PM

I started to worry that GAB was going to be taken over by the Brits. And then I remembered that if Texas ever went to war with them, we'd kill them all.

Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
05/07/2004 08:12 PM

Marilyn!!! and after I made that new years res to be nice to you.

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/07/2004 08:20 PM

Well that's good because it's my goal in life to be an effort in every way.

DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/08/2004 12:38 AM

Pobble! Luvvie!



You left not long after I started. I used to be "Big boi in Kent."



It is lovely to see you, my dear.



Did you finish your SharkBites?