the flying nun 1,412 10
05/08/2004 02:31 PM

I'll pass.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/08/2004 02:36 PM

Congratulations on finally reaching double digits!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/08/2004 02:36 PM

Finally into the double digits, eh? happy 10th.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/08/2004 02:37 PM

PUGGY!

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/08/2004 02:37 PM

Are your parents going to get you your own computer?

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/08/2004 02:48 PM

Don't worry Lloyd, now you can follow that up with a joke about getting back to us when his IQ reaches double digits, too.



...unless I just beat you to that one as well. Dammit.

Briham, NSFW or anywhere else 38,843 10
05/08/2004 02:59 PM

Suck my wiener!



I believe Michael Jackson would be willing to. Or maybe the other way around.

JudgeJuryJaney-I rule that Declan kicks ass 173,958 15
05/08/2004 03:01 PM

Nutz, happy birthday. I hope you get a cake.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/08/2004 03:31 PM

poison cake.

High Priestess of Stewie licks the marmalade off 58,741 29
05/08/2004 03:56 PM

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you!

You smell like poo-poo-poo

Happy Birthday to you!





"Shut up and die!"

Chickens a la don king 286,326 61
05/08/2004 03:58 PM

RETROACTIVE ABORTION NOW!

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/08/2004 04:09 PM

I propose for your birthday, that we play a little game. We'll strip you nekkid, tie your arms and legs to a hockey goal and take turns repeatedly kicking you in the crotch. After we're tired from that, we'll get a nursing calf and allow it to latch onto your swolen, bruised, and bloody netherregions, and let it get it's lunch from you.





You're so pathetic, you couldn't get anyone on the board to make a birthday thread for you, so you did it yourself. Just proves that no on here cares about you.





Frost off and die, Porkchop.

JudgeJuryJaney-I rule that Declan kicks ass 173,958 15
05/08/2004 04:26 PM

Come on, people. It's his birthday. We should be nice to him at least one day a year.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/08/2004 04:31 PM

No. Let's not and say we did.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/08/2004 05:14 PM

let's not even say we did.

Words containing the letter Troy 4,643 11
05/08/2004 10:34 PM

man, I feel really great that this dude gets more birthday posts than me.

















you know what else makes me feel great? alcohol. alcohol and puppies

Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/08/2004 10:39 PM

ALCOHOLIC PUPPIES!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/09/2004 12:31 AM

"We should be nice to him at least one day a year."



I propose February the 31st.

notmynutzurface 458 9
05/09/2004 01:03 AM

Did Y'ALL hear about the book Michael Jackson is writing?





It is called "the Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."

WhoaDude 497 9
05/09/2004 01:06 AM

Are you the test subject or the co-author?