Scratchy 2,750 12
05/10/2004 05:20 PM

Tell "your friend" that there is no experimenting, if "he" makes out with another guy, "he" is bi or gay, period.









Fag.

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/10/2004 05:20 PM

When your "friend" decides to go on his plunger excursion, tell him to be mindful of splinters.

Hardrockwank 642 9
05/10/2004 05:24 PM

Nice advice Scratchy. I'm sure a tongue lashing will be right up his alley.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/10/2004 05:25 PM

...and be sure that the "suction cup" is in the "down" position.





Pickle



>*<safe for all h*****sexuals

Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/10/2004 05:26 PM

So when you, er... your "friend" makes these comments, does it seem like you, um..."he" talks with a lisp?

Hardrockwank 642 9
05/10/2004 05:29 PM

Damn, I was caught! Sorry but that plunger thing is really fun when you stick it in that toilet then flush. That thing swirls and twitches more than a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass.

DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/10/2004 05:58 PM

It ain't just a river in Egypt.

Pat The Great 948 9
05/10/2004 09:54 PM

This one day, a while back, we had a "day of silence" when everybody supporting the Gay-Straight Alliance (A club in our school promoting the elimination of the prejidices inflicted against homesexuals) was quiet for the entire school day.











That was the best day ever, when all the gay fags finally shut up.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/10/2004 10:28 PM

Pat, I fear that you've come to the wrong place.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/10/2004 10:28 PM

That was truly funny. Thank you, oh wise one.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/10/2004 10:29 PM

damn you, interruptor.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/10/2004 10:46 PM

all your posts are belong to us.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 01:08 AM

My bf had sex with a woman in high school.



Does that make him straight, or does that make the woman extremely bad at sex and a danger to society?

ringworm 68,315 13
05/11/2004 01:11 AM

she is patient zero. the alpha and the omega. he caught gay from her.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 01:15 AM

What if I already got gay from someone else and then get gay from him?

ringworm 68,315 13
05/11/2004 01:16 AM

by my calculations, you should have superpowers.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 01:18 AM

Superpowers go great with tights!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 01:20 AM

So, wait a minute....





Superman's gay?!?

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 01:22 AM

His best friend is a woman and he won't marry her. Hell-ooOOOO!

Tlaxkettle, for all your boiling needs 1,423 10
05/11/2004 02:14 AM

He's not gay, he's just heterosexually disinclined

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/11/2004 02:16 AM

Superman's gay?!?



dude.. super gay.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/11/2004 02:16 AM

and crippled.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/11/2004 02:18 AM

I'll never forget the one where he goes around the Earth so fast that he goes back in time and gives Rock Hudson AIDS.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/11/2004 02:23 AM

He can still put up new window treatments in a single sachet.

DeclanMcManus: I Love Lunchw00f 131,869 36
05/11/2004 05:03 AM

Sachet- nice smelling powder or dried herbs in a wrapper to keep lingerie drawers or closets sweet smelling.



Sashay- to walk leisurely, yet flamboyantly, as down a catwalk.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/11/2004 06:27 AM

p.s. I'm not gay.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/11/2004 09:07 AM

I just love this whole new gay penis obssesion direction the site seems to be taking lately.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 09:52 AM

Obviously the new directives from Headquarters are going according to plan.



Firt GAB, then Bush.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 10:02 AM

HA!



I just found out that Superman did marry Lois Lane!



NEENER NEENER NEEEEENER!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 10:03 AM

I apologize for the neeners. That was inapropriate. Sorry for yelling.

Therlin 12,200 13
05/11/2004 10:08 AM

What about his "hands on hips" pose?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/11/2004 12:20 PM

Oh that's just being "jaunty", you know, like Peter Pa



oh. nevermind.

Hardrockwank 642 9
05/11/2004 01:48 PM

I started this by talking about my friend who seems to be a closet homosexual. It went from that to Superman? What were you guys thinking leaving out Robin? His name is Robin and he's noted for being a bitch sidekick.



Robin: "Holy Spaghetti-o's Batman! I'm being played by Chris O'Donnel who seems gayer than Mary Poppins."

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 01:51 PM

When did Robin say that? Also, after 5 posts, it's all downhill from there.





and you still haven't put the "er" at the end of your name.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/11/2004 01:52 PM

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 01:52 PM

And how did your make-out session go, anyway?

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/11/2004 01:58 PM

Wait a minute!

Spiderman's gay?!

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/11/2004 01:58 PM

"decided he would make out with a known homosexual"



By the way, Frost you for making it sound like it's so easy.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/11/2004 01:59 PM

"And how did your make-out session go, anyway?"



See this thread and substitute "Hardrockwank" for "Lunchbottom"

642 9
05/11/2004 02:04 PM

It's hard to make out with somebody when you're biting the pillow.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/11/2004 02:05 PM

Those aren't pillows!

Hardrockwank 642 9
05/11/2004 02:12 PM

Alhough my ass was sore it was all woth it in the end. I farted into the straw while he was shrimping. You guys should have seen the look on his face! Priceless.

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
05/11/2004 02:33 PM

I farted into the straw while he was shrimping. I have the euphemism sorter outer on 11, and I'm still getting nothing

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/11/2004 02:39 PM

Urban-Dictionary: Shrimping.





That's nasty...

Hardrockwank 642 9
05/11/2004 02:40 PM

shrimping:(verb) to suck semen out of a hole.



When Sam was shrimping out of Bob's ass he got a huge hunk of corn lodged in his teeth.