That pumpkin makes me horny.
The only thing worse than a 'goatse' pumpkin during Halloween would be to get chocolate covered raisons handed to you at the door. yuck..
What talent...
What, the talent to post Shakespeare that has been posted countless times before? Or the talent to suck at the interweb?
Y'know, because chowda has it by the thimblefull.
The person that carved the pumpkin...