Bankey 70,843 10
05/13/2004 04:46 PM

<action>sighs</action>

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
05/13/2004 04:47 PM

You're a goddamned idiot.

Sexual Harassment Panda: All Natural Goodness 181,718 70
05/13/2004 04:48 PM

I think we just got Frosted in the ass, Frosted right out of our anal sex story.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/13/2004 05:03 PM

J.P... I think you're supposed to use gerbils.

godot 15,434 11
05/13/2004 05:07 PM

Finally - the voice of experience chimes in...

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/13/2004 05:10 PM

So that was YOU!

Deadly Viper Assassination Scotty 5,349 10
05/13/2004 05:11 PM

I used to have a pet rat. Nicodemus was his name, and he knew it. He was my buddy for 3 years until he got a tumor. It made me sad to snap his neck with my bare hands. $50 to put down a $3 rat is ridiculous.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/13/2004 05:12 PM

i want a rat named nicoderm.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2004 05:17 PM

Buying a rat isn't very difficult. They can be purchased at pet stores for about 4 dollars.



Actually, where I live it is hard to get a pet rat. In fact, it's illegal.



That concludes your lesson on Alberta for today.

Misfit 1,104 10
05/13/2004 05:18 PM

Buying a rat isn't very difficult



Buying a rat may not be difficult, but Frost-ing it in the ass sure is!

JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
05/13/2004 05:25 PM

HOLY Shakespeare!! If the first part of my pets paper is here, what the Frost did I turn in?!?!

DeadMic 3,390 10
05/13/2004 05:26 PM

I don't give a rat's ass about this stupid thread.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/13/2004 05:32 PM

At least my Eating Poe thread built up with some sexual innuendo...

Sexual Harassment Panda: All Natural Goodness 181,718 70
05/13/2004 05:37 PM

Yeah, well, this thread had the promise of innuendo, too, in the title.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/13/2004 05:38 PM

Yeah, but I at least got you all hot and bothered before I got stupid...

Sexual Harassment Panda: All Natural Goodness 181,718 70
05/13/2004 05:40 PM

Yeah, but I at least got you all hot and bothered before I got stupid...



Bothered, maybe...

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/13/2004 05:41 PM

MMMMmmm....buttered babies....

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/13/2004 07:57 PM

JP, my how you have grown, and a little bit of JPness has rubbed off on all of us. Except Pubah, who rubs off to JP.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/13/2004 07:59 PM

You said Penis

Phuc 237,915 21
05/13/2004 11:02 PM

Why do you wrap a rat in electrical tape?

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/13/2004 11:06 PM

Because they're into that kinky bondage stuff.

Phuc 237,915 21
05/13/2004 11:07 PM

I was going to say, "So it doesn't explode when you Phuc it," but I'll try anything at least once.

peter dont smoke no leftova crizack 1,850 10
05/13/2004 11:37 PM

i whipped out my wang for this one. Frost you.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
05/14/2004 04:00 AM

Buying a rat may not be difficult, but Frost-ing it in the ass sure is!





Speak for yourself.



sigh

Pubah 56,794 18
05/14/2004 04:57 AM

Kellogg,

You're the Frostin idiot for thinking JP was REALLY going to post a Penthouse Forum Porn Anal sex story.



Good on ya my CareBear freind. I would have been disappointed if you'd lived up to your billing.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/14/2004 04:57 AM

Donk, are you Frost-ing a R.O.U.S.?

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
05/14/2004 10:30 AM

Pubah, if you think I thought she was really going to post some anal sex crap then you are the idiot. Not like that's any mystery.



Frostoff with the moronic love-for-JP shtick. If it's no shtick, you have my sympathies. Pedophile.

Pubah 56,794 18
05/14/2004 03:42 PM

<action>Pisses in Kelloggs Porn Flakes</action>

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/14/2004 04:36 PM

I'm sorry, but after all this time, someone should have gotten why my R.O.U.S. post was funny. Do I have to explain?

JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
05/14/2004 04:38 PM

R.eally O.ld U.ltra S.tripedysocks?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/14/2004 04:39 PM

No, thank you.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/14/2004 04:43 PM

Rodents Of Unusual Size?



Princess Bride?





Oh. come. on.

JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
05/14/2004 04:49 PM

I was close.

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/14/2004 06:08 PM

Princess Bride was the suck. I do not clickie a quote from it.

Sexual Harassment Panda: All Natural Goodness 181,718 70
05/14/2004 06:10 PM

Whistler, my dear, I really love you most days, but those are fighting words.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/14/2004 06:11 PM

Princess Bride was the suck.



Heathen! Blasphemer!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/14/2004 06:17 PM

<action>has an apoplectic attack.</action>Take....it.....BACK!..... *wheeeze*

Sexual Harassment Panda: All Natural Goodness 181,718 70
05/14/2004 06:18 PM

Guys, cut Whistler a break. His brother is sick. He's mad with worry. Mad I say!

ringworm 68,315 13
05/14/2004 06:47 PM

sick brother or no, he's right. it was crap.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/14/2004 08:52 PM

Back to the rat talk, I will agree, they are not the most social animals, as My monitor lizard always greets them quickly, picks them up in his mouth, and shows them around his enclosure, (maybe a bit fast to really take in the sights) But after their tour, they usually are pretty rude, and boring as he nudges them trying to comunicate I'm sure, but nothing usually. By then he is so offended he tends to spin them round, and swallow them head first, then does this lizard dance thing(mostly neck movements) and then sends them 4000-5000 licks of water incase they findit dry down there and that's it .



I admit though, he is always still happy to see the next one again, despite their general anti-social behavior.

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/16/2004 01:27 AM

Oooh! Monitor lizard! A Savannah? JP stock just went up in Whistlerland!

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/16/2004 01:29 AM

Never mind, I wasn't paying attention. It's Chit4 stock that just went higher (and it was pretty high to begin with).

peter changes his name and cracks himself up. 1,850 10
05/16/2004 01:29 AM

"welcome to crazyland."

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/16/2004 03:14 AM

Maybe she was a real bitch.









Ba-dum PSSSHH!

Briham is more of a smartass than Ron Medlin 38,843 10
05/16/2004 04:38 AM

Apparently the dog got mixed up with a bad crowd. He's lucky the dog mafia didn't make him sleep with the fishes.