Have you ever had the compulsion…
A comedy conversation
by Aimlesssaywhat???  54,807  10
05/13/2004 05:30 PM 282 views
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to shoot your boss in the face with a rubber band? I had a rubberband in my hand earlier when he walked by my desk and I could have nailed him right in the ear. Like, in the ear. It took everything I had not to do it. My hands twitched with the need to snap him right in the ear. The dark space of the ear canal beckoned me "shoooooooOOOooOOOt meeeeee" it pleaded. I stared so hard he felt me looking at him and turned to look at me.
*SNAP*
OW!!
I shot myself in the foot. Apparently I had been mindlessly stretching the rubber band and let go. I felt like a tard but now my boss is a little afraid of me.
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Side-splitting
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274  10
05/13/2004 05:33 PM
I woulda gone for it.. But not to my boss.. he weights a buck o five soaking wet, so i'd be afraid an elastic to the head would send him head first into a wall..
.... Not a bad idea.
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Side-splitting
16 votes
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Gavvo 1,789 12
05/13/2004 05:34 PM
We had a rubberband gun here in my office about a month ago. Needless to say, they have since been banned... A trip to the water cooler turned into something out of Platoon.
"...Day 3-We've crossed the stairs and are heading into accounting. Not many left..."
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Hilarious
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/13/2004 05:35 PM
I often have the urge to shake my head from side-to-side, making my cheeks flap, and going "blubba da blubba da blubba da" whenever I am in my bosses cube...
...but then his dick would pop out of my mouth...
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/13/2004 05:36 PM
Itchin for that raise still, hey?
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Hilarious
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Aimlesssaywhat??? 54,807 10
05/13/2004 05:39 PM
I'd go postal with a rubberband gun. I'd be at the coffee shop screaming, "WHERE ARE THE CINNAMON RASION BAGLES????"
*snap...snapsnapsnap*
Yeah. That would be bad.
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Hilarious
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Gavvo 1,789 12
05/13/2004 05:41 PM
The worst thing to have are those little foam toys they hand out at the trade shows (footballs, basketballs, and globes especially). All you have to do is lob one across the room and all of the sudden they are flying everywhere, like some foam truck exploded...
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Chuckleworthy
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/13/2004 05:45 PM
globes especially
I have a Vendor Death Ball that I made from a Foam Ball and a package of Pushpins. I'm saving it for the day I get fired...
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Chuckleworthy
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Phuc 237,915 21
05/13/2004 11:09 PM
I often have the urge to shake my head from side-to-side, making my cheeks flap, and going "blubba da blubba da blubba da" whenever I am in my bosses cube...
Your boss works in a cube?
Suddenly, my troubles seem trivial.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Pubah 56,794 18
05/14/2004 05:11 AM
I've never wanted to shoot one with a rubber band
A 9mm, a bazooka, a double barreled shot gun, a flame thrower or a potato gun, yes...
But never a rubberband
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Chickens en mis pantalones! 286,326 61
05/14/2004 10:19 AM
Boobie, you did get that memo, right? I'll get you another copy.
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