No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/13/2004 08:48 PM

Why would you have to pee for a practical joke?

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/13/2004 08:50 PM

Murder is always something fun to laugh about.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/13/2004 08:50 PM

You should get a bunch of fake guns and trenchcoats and run into the cafeteria screaming "LONG LIVE ERIC AND DILAN!" I bet that would be the funniest Shakespeare ever.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
05/13/2004 08:53 PM

That joke never gets old. I laughed until I cryed when Eric and Dilan pulled the original. You should really go with this one.

caseyc 11 9
05/13/2004 08:56 PM

the problem is i dont want to do more than 4 years in jail...so what involentary manslaughter?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/13/2004 08:58 PM

Just poop in your locker and lock it up for the summer.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/13/2004 09:01 PM

How many Frost-ing times are no0bs or nli Frosters going to come to us for prank ideas? Especially highschool kids?





Attention Highschool Kids:



We are not your resource for teh funny. Nor are we going to give you any good ideas. If you can't think of anything on your own, or take ideas from any of the multitude of prank sites on the interweb, then don't Frost-ing pull any pranks!





Maybe you can get some ideas from this prank site.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/13/2004 09:03 PM

When I was a senior, we just got stoned. Kids are so lazy nowadays.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/13/2004 09:04 PM

<action>Shines the Ironic Man symbol into the sky</action>

Lila the Betrothed 78,550 13
05/13/2004 09:34 PM

What kills me most, Hammerhead, is that they actually took the time to surf the internet for inventive ways to terrorize their fellow students.

Back in our day their WAS no internet! We came up with our OWN retarded Shakespeare and we liked it that way, whippersnapper!



Oh, and if you're still in high school you could be banned from this site since you obviously lied to register. So save yourself the trouble and Frost off now.

JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
05/13/2004 09:37 PM

I have a senior prank I'm doing, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. I don't want to share the fame and fortune I get for my clever and unique idea.

The Mailman 176,432 56
05/13/2004 10:10 PM

I bet I can guess it. You're gonna show your boobies on teh Interweb, aren't you ?

Briham, Self Proclaimed King of the Pig n00bs 38,843 10
05/13/2004 10:13 PM

prefore some sort of practical joke, unfourtunatly it is rarely funny, or preformed



Is that anything like perform?



I have an idea for a prank, but I lack the resources to accompliShakespeare. Therefore, I shall share it:

1. Get a blow up doll and a helium tank.

2. Find someone who rarely locks their car. Put blow-up doll, filled with helium, into the trunk.

3. Somehow get them to open the trunk in a crowded parking lot.

4. Be sure to loudly point out the blow up doll floating out of thier car.

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/13/2004 10:18 PM

Make sure you tie the blow up doll to something in the trunk so that it will float there for all to see. Also, make sure the rope is very long so it will take them a long time to pull it down.

Sho-Gun BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2004 10:19 PM

When I went to high school there was no such thing as violence or drugs.



But I hear that some schools now let police bring in drug dogs to terrorize the students.



Anyway, if your school is like that, consider buying some pot and putting it in teachers' desks.

Coolbreeze 110 9
05/13/2004 10:25 PM

Well you could walk around school wearing all green with the letter "N" and "V" on you. Then when they ask what the hell you are, you say "I'm green with envy."





After that, you then come to the realization that what you had just performed is in no way shape or form a prank...and you wallow in self-pity

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/13/2004 10:44 PM

I put pornographic material all through a teachers classroom, I hated her. It wasn't a joke, it was revenge for kicking me out of class before I went into it. She wasn't happy so I was satisfied.

Sho-Gun BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2004 10:54 PM

Oh yeah, speaking of porn, here's an idea that's pretty reasonable (I didn't think of it).



If you have a class like "History" or "Social Studies" where the teacher uses one of those big pull-down maps, tape pornographic pictures on it, and put it back up. It should be entertaining when the teacher pulls it down. Doubly so, if she just happens to be pulling it down to show you where San Fernando is.



Although. . . I suppose those map-dealies aren't used anymore. Teachers these days always use the holodeck.

Iceman, now oozing with sarcasm, AIDS, and Herpes! 2,131 10
05/13/2004 11:00 PM

Do you want good prank ideas? Ask Mynutzurface! He'll have some great ones! Like putting your nuts on someones face, writing dirty words, or.... putting your nuts on someones face.

Iceman, now oozing with sarcasm, AIDS, and Herpes! 2,131 10
05/13/2004 11:01 PM

If you have a class like "History" or "Social Studies" where the teacher uses one of those big pull-down maps, tape pornographic pictures on it, and put it back up. It should be entertaining when the teacher pulls it down. Doubly so, if she just happens to be pulling it down to show you where San Fernando is.



Wasn't that on "Fresh Prince of Bel Air?" I think it was.

Sho-Gun BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/13/2004 11:06 PM

Maybe. But that's not where I stole it from.

Felix 2,568 10
05/13/2004 11:10 PM

get an Iraqi flag, put on some ski masks and run thru the halls of your school yelling DEATH TO THE INFIDELS. Then, let us know how quick the Feds and state police show up. I recomend a stop watch, but you can also use 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, etc... If we don't hear back, we'll know you probably got a bullet in your head as a graduation present. Good luck. lollipops and puppies. Love Felix.

Shayrose 195 10
05/14/2004 01:02 AM

Am I the only one who recognizes this as a plea for help in coming up with a senior prank? Let's help the young'un out.



Do you have access to a live chicken?



If so,place said chicken in your teacher's bottom desk drawer. The chicken will fall asleep in a short while. When Teach jerks the drawer open...



SQUAWKK!



Although I don't know where you kids today would get a chicken.

Neep, have a hoppy easter. Hoppity. Hop. Shoot me. 35,066 15
05/14/2004 03:46 AM

San Fernando



That is a place name? There was a dude from Sri Lanka called Sam Fernando in my class in primary school.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/14/2004 05:17 AM

Neep, your grammar is almost, but not quite as good as the n00bs up there.

Neep, have a hoppy easter. Hoppity. Hop. Shoot me. 35,066 15
05/14/2004 05:24 AM

Yeah, I kept remembering more info I wanted to put in the sentence. I was aware that it sounded retarded.

bnastykkq 43 8
12/19/2004 12:58 AM

the main thing concerning a senior prank is are you conerned about the school taking legal action? the pussies at my school are that's why i'm taking matters into my own hands and doing whatever i do by myself. secondly, are there cameras in your school? if so wear black and bring spraypaint. for help go to www.spymall.com under the revenge section they will have any equipment you need

bnastykkq 43 8
12/19/2004 12:59 AM

if u can't think of anything just plant kudzu everywhere

Lucky Bastard. 151 9
12/19/2004 01:05 AM

When I read the title of this thread, I assumed it involved entering Nursing Homes dressed as the Grim Reaper.

bnastykkq 43 8
12/19/2004 01:05 AM

also if you have a paintball gun that is a basic, but great prank, it's fast and it ruins car paint jobs

Wonder Matzah 3,319 10
12/19/2004 02:28 AM

I think the point is to be funny, not a stupid Emerson.

My Santa is the Chit 178,742 15
12/19/2004 02:38 AM

Yea listen to the pro, do the bologna thing.









Turn the gym into a big Frost-ing Borgaschmorg.

Nerd is Tannenbauming Iraq 27,000 12
12/19/2004 02:41 AM

I already miss....what's his name? Bnasty! That's it, yeah, he had great prank ideas!

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
12/19/2004 02:42 AM

I already gave someone this one, but I guess that was last year's class.



Based upon the quality of your writing, you probably won't be able to make it through such a long block of text, so I'll summarize:

Go up and kick them in the Carroll or balls.

Snork is off to Clown College. 45,655 12
12/19/2004 09:23 AM

If your school has plants in the corridors, you can have a lot of fun putting things in them. For example pot seeds or chemicals that interact strongly with water.



Good times...

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 11:36 PM

Wait, didn't some high school kid come on here and almost get us in trouble for some prank with a deer or something?



Anyways, I suggest gallons of baby oil covering the hallways.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 11:41 PM

When Isay hallways, I don't mean the walls and the ceiling. I just mean the floor.



And cheerleaders.

BIGDAWG 0 6
07/25/2006 07:59 PM

I was a senior last year and the sunday morning before finalls week 4 of us seniors broke into the school and stole the spirt stick and our entire mascot uniform. We also broke into the computer lab and took the servers and placed them in the ceiling above the girls bathroom. Finalls week was canceled and no grades where past out for the last nine weeks because all the grades where above the girls crapper. I dressed a manican in my dorm room in our mascots uniform to never forget.

Midgets 96,054 48
07/25/2006 08:05 PM

As a senior prank we shocked our teachers by getting through a senence without a spelling error.





Good times.