Monk-key business
A comedy article
by Gavvo  1,789  12
05/18/2004 05:49 PM 294 views
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A man's car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful, old monastery.
He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door of the monastery. A monk answered, listened to the man's story and graciously invited him to spend the night.
The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny chamber in which to sleep. The man thanked the monks and slept serenely until he was awakened by a strange sound.
The next morning, as the monks repaired his car, he asked about the sound that woke him. The monks said, "We're sorry. We can't tell you about the sound. You're not a monk." The man was disappointed, but eager to be gone, so he thanked the monks for their kindness and went on his way. During quiet moments afterward, the man pondered the source of the alluring sound.
Several years later, the same man was driving in the same area.
He stopped at the monastery on a whim and asked admittance.
He explained to the monks that he had so enjoyed his previous stay, he wondered if he might be permitted to spend another night under their peaceful roof. The monks agreed and the man stayed. Late that night, he heard the sound.
The next morning, he begged the monks to explain the sound. The monks said,
"We're sorry. We can't tell you about the sound. You're not a monk."
By now, the man's curiosity had turned to obsession. He decided to give up everything and become a monk if that was the only way to learn about the sound. He informed the monks of his decision and began the long and arduous task of becoming a monk.
Seventeen years later, the man was finally established as a true member of the order. When the celebration ended, he humbly went to the leader of the order and asked to be told the source of the sound.
Silently, the old monk led the new monk to a huge wooden door. He opened
the door with a golden key. That door swung open to reveal a second door of silver, then a third of gold and so on until they had passed through twelve doors, each more magnificent than the last. The new monk's face was awash with tears of joy as he finally beheld the wondrous source of the mysterious sound he had heard so many years before.
But, I can't tell you what it was. You're not a monk.
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Side-splitting
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12 Comments on "Monk-key business"
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744  10
06/11/2004 04:21 PM
It was boobies, wasn't it? Big. Glorious. Boobies.
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Phlamingo 131,064 34
06/11/2004 05:17 PM
Am too.
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 05:18 PM
Oh my god, you're David Raschke?
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PuggyD 48,304 12
06/11/2004 08:52 PM
Gavvo, not only do I know that old story from summer camp, but the point is to tell it really long and torturously stretched out, making the ending that much more of a bringdown. That doesn't work in written form, however, as most people wouldn't bother to read the whole thing and just skim to the end. Overall, I give it an F Minus.
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
06/11/2004 09:03 PM
Puggy you can be a vicious queer at times.
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newwave 45,912 10
06/14/2004 09:41 PM
Bend over and I'll show ya.
ZING! Comedy aluminum.
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Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,869 36
06/15/2004 07:49 AM
I thought this was going o be about No_Key watching "Monk," with that adorable Tony Shaloub.
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Mechman 119 8
03/05/2005 04:07 AM
I'm actually kind of a monk, or at least a man of religion....pretty much all of 'em. I'm certified!
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ButtercupBZ 24 10
03/06/2005 08:58 PM
I really don't know why I was thinking of Sandman while i was reading this article.
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