Life in the call centre
A comedy conversation
by Livewire 78,229 13 05/19/2004 10:20 PM 292 views
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On the phone with a middle-aged woman. Very professional sounding. Might be a realtor or something, I'm not sure.
Me: "Can you repeat that number please? I couldn't tell if it was a 4 or a 5. It sounds like there's an echo."
Client: "I'm in the bathroom."
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Side-splitting
31 votes
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/19/2004 10:24 PM
then you must have heard the number two.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:31 PM
Did you get pissed? Everyone always gets pissed when they call and im taking a crap. The convos go sumthing like this...
Me: hey Bob
Bob: watsup man, wanna hang out?
Me: sorry dude, taking a crap
Bob: You sick Frost-ing bastard *Click*
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:31 PM
by the way I don't know any Bobs
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Pat The Great 948 9
05/19/2004 10:36 PM
I thought everyone knew a Bob, like it was a requirement to be American. Unless you're Canadian. Then you should know a Sven or two.
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superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 10:40 PM
no offense to bobjohnson(never met him), but i have yet to meet a bob i like.
so there you have it, not only does everyone know one, but they all suck.
think about it guys, i have all 3 of my friends agree with me.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Felix 2,568 10
05/19/2004 10:41 PM
can you hear me now? Poop. splash. flush.
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:45 PM
Heh. With a capital H. OH and, im Russian, so maybe that explains it
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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SAVIORA 666 10
05/19/2004 10:48 PM
I'm black, and even I knew a Bob; He was an okay guy.
It's guys named Jason that suck.
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Funny
1 votes
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:17 PM
Was it a black Bob? Because I've known some cool black Bobs, but all the white ones suck.
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superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 11:20 PM
never met a black bob, maybe that explains things.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:23 PM
maybe you should go meet a black dick.
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:10 AM
black people are tall. Therefore A black Dick must be gigantic. Hmm that sounds a little wrong...
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:14 AM
what can I say, I know my dicks
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:15 AM
actually my dad once met a black man who spoke russian. im guessing that was kinda cool. i duno if he was a dick or not
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Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/20/2004 12:24 AM
I agree with whoever said Jasons suck. ALL of the Jasons of the world are very stupid indeed. They think they can simply sail through life just by having a slightly cool sounding name.
All the Daggys are cool.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Jantastic 10,022 10
05/20/2004 12:26 AM
Let me guess--Mr. Daggy is named Jason?
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Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/20/2004 12:27 AM
Hahaha! No.
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:27 AM
what about Jonesy? ive never met one but in Dreamcatchet he was cool
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:27 AM
Catcher
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:27 AM
Heh, the irony. My sister is marrying a Jason. He does suck. He sucks with a Ph.D.
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:29 AM
WOW, have u guys ever noticed this before? Highlight the entire page and after the date and time for people's comments theres a bunch of letters. you dont necessarily have to highlight the entire page
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:31 AM
my mistake, letters and numbers
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Side-splitting
9 votes
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Jantastic 10,022 10
05/20/2004 12:32 AM
<action>pats Wonder Bread on his head</action>
That's nice, dear.
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:34 AM
Aha! Thank you, finally someone notices my blatant genius
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Chuckleworthy
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:35 AM
By the way that patting felt really nice. But I was expecting it on the head that sits atop my neck. BUT, im not complaining.
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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 09:20 AM
I have always hated the name Jason, even went so far as to change my name to Harry in grade one.
What i have hated most about the name is the Emersons that i have to share it with. I once had a teacher that yelled at a dipShakespeare in my class saying "You Jason's are all the same. I can't stand anyone of you".
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Funny
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Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/20/2004 09:40 AM
There is my vote for teacher of the year....
My god, But I guess when you have a teaching degree and $ 75,000 in student loans to pay, and you are teaching gradeschool and getting $ 22,000 a year, and spending $ 24,000 and not on loan payments either, you tend to say
Frost IT !
Todays whipping boys are, all the kids named Joel !
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Funny
2 votes
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/20/2004 09:51 AM
You Jason's are all the same. I can't stand anyone of you
I wonder how she's going to feel about the Alien Vs Predator movies...
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/20/2004 12:24 PM
Joe is the best name in the world. Every Joe is usually a nic guy, and willing to help anybody.
Except for that Stalin guy, he Frosted it all up...
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 03:32 PM
Don't name your kids Lloyd. It's a dumb name for a kid to have to live with.
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Funny
2 votes
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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 03:43 PM
Lester would be a grand name to have.
Whenever you walked into a room, people would say, "Hey Lester the jester how are things going."
and then you would say "good"
Then they would say "Well you are looking good"
Then everyone would laugh.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 04:57 PM
I once knew a guy named Lester. He got really sick of me always greeting him with "Les is more, more or les."
I'm really an annoying person.
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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 04:59 PM
There is a RA in my dorm called Lester. He is fat an scary and sings Jesus songs like Michael Jackson.
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SAVIORA BobJohnson 666 10
05/25/2004 11:53 AM
Ouch! Well, a name like Lester will guarantee a weirdo like Jason guarantees an arse.
Oh, and Froggie, my Bob was actually white; he had really big feet though...
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