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Life in the call centre
A comedy conversation by Livewire 78,229 13
05/19/2004 10:20 PM 292 views

On the phone with a middle-aged woman. Very professional sounding. Might be a realtor or something, I'm not sure.



Me: "Can you repeat that number please? I couldn't tell if it was a 4 or a 5. It sounds like there's an echo."

Client: "I'm in the bathroom."

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Life in the call centre

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Side-splitting 31 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940893
ringworm 68,315 13
05/19/2004 10:24 PM

then you must have heard the number two.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940898
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:31 PM

Did you get pissed? Everyone always gets pissed when they call and im taking a crap. The convos go sumthing like this...

Me: hey Bob

Bob: watsup man, wanna hang out?

Me: sorry dude, taking a crap

Bob: You sick Frost-ing bastard *Click*

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940900
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:31 PM

by the way I don't know any Bobs

 

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Pat The Great 948 9
05/19/2004 10:36 PM

I thought everyone knew a Bob, like it was a requirement to be American. Unless you're Canadian. Then you should know a Sven or two.

 

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superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 10:40 PM

no offense to bobjohnson(never met him), but i have yet to meet a bob i like.



so there you have it, not only does everyone know one, but they all suck.



think about it guys, i have all 3 of my friends agree with me.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940918
Felix 2,568 10
05/19/2004 10:41 PM

can you hear me now? Poop. splash. flush.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940921
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/19/2004 10:45 PM

Heh. With a capital H. OH and, im Russian, so maybe that explains it

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940924
SAVIORA 666 10
05/19/2004 10:48 PM

I'm black, and even I knew a Bob; He was an okay guy.



It's guys named Jason that suck.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940941
Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:17 PM

Was it a black Bob? Because I've known some cool black Bobs, but all the white ones suck.

 

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superturkey 6,678 0
05/19/2004 11:20 PM

never met a black bob, maybe that explains things.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940947
Frogpop 173,153 25
05/19/2004 11:23 PM

maybe you should go meet a black dick.

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:10 AM

black people are tall. Therefore A black Dick must be gigantic. Hmm that sounds a little wrong...

 

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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:13 AM

Bread, your logic is correct.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940964
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:14 AM

what can I say, I know my dicks

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:15 AM

actually my dad once met a black man who spoke russian. im guessing that was kinda cool. i duno if he was a dick or not

 

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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:16 AM

I like you. I like even more that you have many dicks.

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:23 AM

speaking of many dicks, this is an interesting video... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2penis.html

 

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Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/20/2004 12:24 AM

I agree with whoever said Jasons suck. ALL of the Jasons of the world are very stupid indeed. They think they can simply sail through life just by having a slightly cool sounding name.



































All the Daggys are cool.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940971
Jantastic 10,022 10
05/20/2004 12:26 AM

Let me guess--Mr. Daggy is named Jason?

 

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Dags YEAH! 86,684 14
05/20/2004 12:27 AM

Hahaha! No.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940974
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:27 AM

what about Jonesy? ive never met one but in Dreamcatchet he was cool

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:27 AM

Catcher

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940976
The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:27 AM

Heh, the irony. My sister is marrying a Jason. He does suck. He sucks with a Ph.D.

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:29 AM

WOW, have u guys ever noticed this before? Highlight the entire page and after the date and time for people's comments theres a bunch of letters. you dont necessarily have to highlight the entire page

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940979
The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:30 AM

I knew a Jason in High school. I though he was funny and cute. Then he spoke.

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:31 AM

my mistake, letters and numbers

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940981
The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 12:31 AM

Thats the number to your soul! If it ends in a 'q' you are damned.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940983
Jantastic 10,022 10
05/20/2004 12:32 AM

<action>pats Wonder Bread on his head</action>



That's nice, dear.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940986
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:34 AM

Aha! Thank you, finally someone notices my blatant genius

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=940989
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/20/2004 12:35 AM

By the way that patting felt really nice. But I was expecting it on the head that sits atop my neck. BUT, im not complaining.

 

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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 09:20 AM

I have always hated the name Jason, even went so far as to change my name to Harry in grade one.

What i have hated most about the name is the Emersons that i have to share it with. I once had a teacher that yelled at a dipShakespeare in my class saying "You Jason's are all the same. I can't stand anyone of you".

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=941089
Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/20/2004 09:40 AM

There is my vote for teacher of the year....



My god, But I guess when you have a teaching degree and $ 75,000 in student loans to pay, and you are teaching gradeschool and getting $ 22,000 a year, and spending $ 24,000 and not on loan payments either, you tend to say



Frost IT !

Todays whipping boys are, all the kids named Joel !

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=941092
Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/20/2004 09:51 AM

You Jason's are all the same. I can't stand anyone of you



I wonder how she's going to feel about the Alien Vs Predator movies...

 

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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/20/2004 12:24 PM

Joe is the best name in the world. Every Joe is usually a nic guy, and willing to help anybody.















Except for that Stalin guy, he Frosted it all up...

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=941356
Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 03:32 PM

Don't name your kids Lloyd. It's a dumb name for a kid to have to live with.



 

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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 03:35 PM

Prof. Fantabulous is Harry Potter?

 

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Philly Cream Cheese Cake Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
05/20/2004 03:37 PM

Almost all women named Becky are horrid.



And Lloyd, don't feel bad, your name could have been Lester.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=941363
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 03:43 PM

Lester would be a grand name to have.

Whenever you walked into a room, people would say, "Hey Lester the jester how are things going."

and then you would say "good"

Then they would say "Well you are looking good"

Then everyone would laugh.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=941421
Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 04:57 PM

I once knew a guy named Lester. He got really sick of me always greeting him with "Les is more, more or les."



I'm really an annoying person.

 

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The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 04:59 PM

There is a RA in my dorm called Lester. He is fat an scary and sings Jesus songs like Michael Jackson.

 

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SAVIORA BobJohnson 666 10
05/25/2004 11:53 AM

Ouch! Well, a name like Lester will guarantee a weirdo like Jason guarantees an arse.



Oh, and Froggie, my Bob was actually white; he had really big feet though...