newwave 45,912 10
05/20/2004 01:59 PM

Who's a cutie pootie wootie tootie? YOU's a cute wootie booty smooty! Yes you is! Oh yes you is!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/20/2004 02:04 PM

Don't bare your teeth at me you little bitch. Suck the titty! Suck it!

butternuts 14,362 10
05/20/2004 02:05 PM

"Wonder twin powers... activate! Form of, a reverse oreo cookie!"

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/20/2004 02:08 PM

The United Colors of Benetton

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/20/2004 02:08 PM

In a stunning move, the three American Idol finalists opted to skip the final rounds of competition altogether in favor of singing "Kumbaya" for 3 hours straight.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/20/2004 02:17 PM

Reuters: This photo was taken as the three American Idol finalists began their sexy lesbian threesome. Shortly afterwards, Fantasia surprised America by pulling out her penis.

Gavvo 1,789 12
05/20/2004 02:19 PM

While trying to lift Fantasia for the new "Feats of Strength" portion of American Idol, Jasmine is attacked by Penny Marshall.

Fratberry 282,615 53
05/20/2004 02:20 PM

I just ate a whole mess o' chitlins so the only clean air in this building is going to be immediately around me.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/20/2004 02:28 PM

"Yes Jasmine, we know that you think Prof. Fantabulous is the sexiest man ever, but before you travel the world searching that beautiful manly beast you must finish the show."

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/20/2004 02:33 PM

"Oh guys, I hope John doesn't make some dorky 'Borg' comment about this picture!"

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/20/2004 03:10 PM

Facing certain death from malnutrition, Randy Jackson resumes his old habits and makes himself a Diva Sammich.

ixos 852 9
05/20/2004 03:17 PM

"Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?"

Trae: Queen of the Harpies 156,785 17
05/20/2004 03:34 PM

"Once again, John Hargrave finds humor where no one else will."

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/20/2004 03:49 PM

As hundreds of Gabbers worldwide, learn not to whine about a two month old capcon picture that seemingly had dried up.



Until they saw what they would be looking at for the next few months.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/20/2004 03:58 PM

The United colors of Bennetton.

Bankey 70,843 10
05/20/2004 04:01 PM

The Recycled Caption of Bennetton.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/20/2004 04:03 PM

Again, John doesn't really try to hard to find actually amusing pictures. Maybe he figures if it's lame like this it'll die off faster, but then why do them at all?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/20/2004 04:14 PM

Aw Frost, I didn't see that because it was in italics. Let me try this one:



"Suck the titty!"

butternuts 14,362 10
05/20/2004 04:16 PM

"Tootie and Blair embrace Eastland's newest exchange student."

Bankey 70,843 10
05/20/2004 04:18 PM

"Suck the titty!"



HOORAY! Captions with the word titty in them are way cooler anyway!

and now, for the clickie~

The High Priestess likes her Orlandos naked 58,741 29
05/20/2004 05:04 PM

The contestants took cover as the High Priestess opened fire to kill all the talentless bitches and the spawns of satan that thought up the idea of American Idol.

GriffXX 559 9
05/20/2004 05:11 PM

After she threw her crutches to the ground, she immediately used her previously worthless legs to run to her faith-healers and join in prayer.

Fucknuttty 45 9
05/20/2004 05:12 PM

Whoa Shakespeare!

KatsMeow 2,401 10
05/20/2004 05:13 PM

Come here and give Momma some sugar. You ain't done bad. You just needs the cleavage is all.

Fucknuttty 45 9
05/20/2004 05:14 PM

Whoa Shakespeare!



Remember:

YOU SUCK SO BAD IT IS WORSE THAN YO MAMMA SUCKING AN ELEPHANT TIL IT DIES PANTING!@!!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
05/20/2004 06:03 PM

NEXT UP ON FEAR FACTOR!!!

Watch as our contestants complete their final challenge! They have to put their faces in Oprah's BRESTICALS!!

Marilyn 12,471 13
05/20/2004 07:12 PM

"I hate you both, but I'll hug the one I hate least more."

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/21/2004 01:35 AM

Black Lady: And this is how you perform the Wakanaki Neck Wrap of Death

Blonde: You OK there sweetie?

Dead girl:......

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
05/21/2004 02:35 AM

I'm Wayne Brady, bitch, dressed in drag.

PuggyD 48,304 12
05/21/2004 02:38 AM

So I googled United Colors of Benetton, found the site for it, and I still don't get it.



I'm forced to assume it's one of the undercover ops of the Upright Citizens Brigade.

SeanClaesDOTcom 63 9
05/21/2004 09:15 AM

Here we see a scene from American Idol where Fantasia quickly pounces Jasmine in order to protect her as a perscription-drug induced Barbara Strisand plays a little grab-ass. People who need people...

Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/21/2004 09:28 AM

Okay Puggy, you're young and that's sort of an excuse.

But you're also gay and that should trump the young thing.



You see, there's this clothing company called Benetton and they tend to run very multi-ethnic ads. One that I vividly remember was of two hands only... they were interlocked. One was white as day and one was black as night.

Now, in the picture John posted, there are three girls... all of various ethnicities and they're hugging in a very Benetton-esque way.



And now you know why the chicken wanted to get to the other side.

Bolus 59 9
05/21/2004 12:41 PM

"You're .... crushing .... my .... face!"

Wonderwoman 8 9
05/21/2004 12:47 PM

And then they stripped the Asian naked. We cheered.

The Mailman 176,432 56
05/21/2004 01:07 PM

"Philadelphia Flyers' Primeau, Gagne and Roenick celebrate their overtime goal in Thursday's game against the Tampa Bay Lightning, forcing a game 7 in the Eastern Conference finals, which will be played on Saturday. (AP)"

Gavvo 1,789 12
05/21/2004 01:10 PM

Casting call for To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar 2:Thanks Harder

monday 484 9
05/21/2004 02:57 PM

..REUTERS:WOMEN REACT TO JOHN HARGRAVE GETTING HIS PENIS PILLS...

monday 484 9
05/21/2004 03:00 PM

..REUTERS:TRANSEXUALS REACT TO MONDAY GETTING HIS PILLS...

0 9
05/21/2004 08:39 PM

Asian chick:

There's gotta be some way to see if she stuff's her bra...Gasp! They are real...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/21/2004 08:45 PM

Three girls, three ethnicities. No one ever said these had to be funny.

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/21/2004 10:29 PM

"Next: On UPN!"



alternately...



"Next: On the WB!"

Hypersmack 56 9
05/22/2004 09:41 AM

This is hyperspaz!



*Lifts leg and pees on thread to mark his scent.*

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/23/2004 02:00 AM

"Smell how effective new Right Guard with odor fighting power band is?"

The Mailman 176,432 56
05/23/2004 05:27 PM

Angels: ... and this is how we kicked their asses!

Charlie (on speaker): Congratulations on a job well done, ladies! Give yourself a group hug!

Angels: Ok boss! (girls hugging)

Charlie: Now start making out as I watch you on the monitor

Angels: Charlie!!!



General hilarity ensues as the end credits roll...

Wondershark 279 10
05/24/2004 02:21 AM

Embrace the power of...DIVERSITY!



-the middle one is a mother-Froster-

Wondershark 279 10
05/24/2004 02:21 AM

Whoa! What happened to the swear bot? Augh!

dipdippyyourdog 8 8
05/24/2004 03:10 AM

Yes.. *sob* *sniff*...I to get that not so fresh feeling!!

dipdippyyourdog 8 8
05/25/2004 03:45 AM

A happy reunion when 3 sisters seperated at birth are reunited after 20 years.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/26/2004 01:12 AM

"Let's do America a favor and choke each other to death."

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
05/26/2004 01:29 AM

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

SAVIORA 666 10
05/26/2004 10:08 PM

"Brittany? Madonna? Eat your hearts out."

Sir Clovis 1,465 9
05/30/2004 01:02 AM

Listen here bitch, I am going to win this thing and you are going to take this little white bitch you, if you know what is good for you.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/31/2004 03:34 AM

i was at the local all today, and i saw that j.c. penney now sells american idol brand cologne. what the Frost?



yes, it's a simon mall.

gobadine 2,737 10
05/31/2004 06:12 PM

"and if we squeeze really hard we can merge into the perfect woman"

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 06:14 PM

except theres a man in the middle.





oh sorry thats a (s)he

THE FIRE COW 58 8
05/31/2004 06:43 PM

NO NO!! not the hugs anything but the hugs AHHHHH!

Rory 274 9
05/31/2004 08:39 PM

Not sho hard! Not sho hard.



I'm gonna loosh my teesh.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
05/31/2004 09:58 PM

"Yes, ladies. The time has come for Flabio!"

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/04/2004 03:01 AM

Barbara Streisand, Wayne Brady (in drag), and Michelle Kwan are reunited atlast in an orgasmic menage a tua.

Schmidtty 12 8
06/08/2004 05:22 PM

Lacking any material they can successfully pull off, the top three American Idol finalists come together to sing their rendition of a "Three Headed Broadway Star" song from Whose Line Is It Anyway?.

dipdippyyourdog 8 8
06/10/2004 12:20 AM

National Enquirer cover photo:



Wesley snipes caught red handed making out with Connie Chung AND Barbara Streisand!

Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/10/2004 02:06 AM

Fantasia: Let us eat the eyes first, Shnogg.

Diana: Agreed, Laquatisha.

Jasmine: Nifty! Codenames! I want to be 'HawaiiGurl344', okay?

jerry highny 24 8
06/10/2004 11:45 AM

asian chick: "muss fine his dollar befol white chick"

black guy:"thats right honey,reach for the LONG black hose"

white chick: "now if the fat black dude would move his hand ill get that nice necklace of hers"

3,390 10
06/16/2004 12:15 PM

<insert stupid-assed comment here>

Acid Jed 5 8
06/16/2004 03:47 PM

I didn't even know they were people from American Idol. How many of you could identify ranking members of your government as well as idiots from TV shows?

david1or2 0 8
06/19/2004 11:56 AM

Oh crap,

When this black woman get's done it looks like that old white lady wants a turn.If I knew I had to go threw this I wouldn't have joined.

Shecky Green 211,379 32
06/19/2004 05:21 PM

How many of you could identify ranking members of your government



I can identify the rankest.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 05:29 PM

i'll just drop this here since it doesn't go anywhere else...



Saudis claim they've dealt 'blow' to al-Qaida. i don't expect the DEA will be involved, but this may strain US relations w/ the kingdom, nonetheless.

The Artist Currently Known as Elfer 79 9
06/23/2004 02:45 AM

"A high point in the life of Fantasia, she now begins on a most exciting journey which America will surely forget in the weeks to come"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/24/2004 04:07 PM

DIE GODDAMNIT!! Evil spawn thread from hell!!

DeathIsFunny 37 8
06/26/2004 03:49 AM

"We are the World..."

Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/26/2004 05:54 PM

Little did the other two know that Fantasia was under Simon's end of the table when it was their turn to sing.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/26/2004 06:08 PM

That black woman looks like the black dude from the hit tv-show Sliders(tm).

B. Escobar 0 8
06/26/2004 08:46 PM

Being Lesbians tunred the talentless TaTu platinum and they're Russian!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/26/2004 08:55 PM

They are also cute and cheeky and only pretend lesbians.



And talent is obviously a huge factor in the music industry. Just look at all those talented artists.

When I saw 'hit me baby' I was like: ``Wow, Mozart has met his match, and it's name...is Britney''

ringworm 68,315 13
06/26/2004 09:29 PM

they're not even pretend lesbians any more. they've changed their name and are releasing new material soon.



what? no, i don't care. i heard it on the radio.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/26/2004 09:31 PM

Uh. yeah. me too, me too.



I like the english version of their songs more because I can't understand the words.

Sose 0 8
06/26/2004 09:56 PM

SHUT UP, DIANA!!!!! She just won't...stop...BREATHING!!!

Soy El Derp 1 8
06/27/2004 05:55 AM

"If you move, I WILL kill you."

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/28/2004 04:58 PM

George Bush: Frost them Faggots!

Errol 10,584 9
06/29/2004 01:52 PM

Yet another lame attempt by FOX to boost ratings with shameless political correctness.

Ramsey 40 8
06/30/2004 09:35 PM

The last time a white, black, and asian girl have been that close, they were in Wilt Chamberlain's hotel room.

One Mile Wide 83 9
12/15/2004 06:23 PM

This party is boring....Let's 'Madonna' this thing up.

Shakey 18 8
12/16/2004 10:25 AM

Kato Calin, Dennis Rodman and Michelle Kwan console each other having been voted best dressed at the annual cross dressers ball(s).

PorkPieAndCheese 31 8
12/16/2004 10:43 AM

Worst. Porno. Ever.

Similac Addict 64 8
12/16/2004 09:32 PM

"Fear not, Jasmin. Hold me tight and close your eyes. Penny Marshall isn't there if you don't want her to be."