Mean Girls irony
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by Dead Robot  67,630  16
05/22/2004 08:38 PM 217 views
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Went and saw it finally last night. Full house, maybe 4 guys in the entire audience.
As we were sitting waiting, a little 15yr old, bare midrift child scampers past our legs without a "pardon, j'excuse, or hey look out!"
As the mother caught up to her, I loudly comment "I guess 'excuse me' is a concept lost on youth." To which the mother looks at me like I said something that sounds like "bunt" but looks like "axe wound".
I look right back at her and say "Yeah. Thats right."
"Cindy...lets not sit near these people."
To which my S/O comments in the thickest Quebecois accent he can muster (Delcan, its quite sexy, really): "Manners are a learned thing, n'est pas?"
Later on, I told a mother/daughter combo sitting just to my left to stop talking, get off the Frost-ing phone and could they please stop rattling their "cheap assed, brought-in food wrappers, please?"
I am convinced that women have absolutely no concept of other people around them.
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Dead Robot 67,630  16
05/22/2004 08:39 PM
Oh and the movie was funny.
"Danny DeVito!! I love your work!"
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/22/2004 08:48 PM
I fail to see the irony. If the movie was called "Rude Girls and their 'sound like bunt but looks like axe-wound' Moms", I might concede a certain level of irony.
Perhaps the irony is that you, dear Robot, were the mean one (perhaps justifiably, but still mean), and you are not a girl.
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/22/2004 09:00 PM
I don't think the word "irony" has ever been used where someone else didn't try to argue its validity in the sentence. Perhaps the word irony has never been used correctly... wouldn't that be ironic?
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/22/2004 09:08 PM
Don'tcha think?
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
05/22/2004 09:12 PM
It's like meeting the girl of my dreams and finding out she's five.
</greasy cab driver>
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Felix 2,568 10
05/22/2004 09:13 PM
I had to irony my shirty the other day.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/22/2004 09:17 PM
I hope your army wasn't in the sleevey at the time.
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Felix 2,568 10
05/22/2004 09:27 PM
no it wasn't Spicey, thanky Goddy! actually the last time I used the irony, before the irony shirty, was when the gas went out and I felt like a grilled cheesey sammich. it tasted like starch. Blech!! Then my shirty ended up with cheese on it.
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Pat The Great 948 9
05/22/2004 09:53 PM
Wait. What was the bunt thing again?
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Felix 2,568 10
05/22/2004 10:00 PM
I think it's one of those ring cakes. you know, Bunt cake. that or a baseball term for a short swing.
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DeclanMcManus: mi otro hermano, Therlin! 131,869 36
05/23/2004 09:34 AM
I have a Black and Decker irony.
Rowenta irony's are just too expensive.
As for iron-grilled cheese sandwiches, the key is aluminium foil. One assembles the sandwich, buttering the outside of the bread throroughly, and then wraps the thing in aluminum foil.
And then, one heats the iron to the highest setting, "Linen."
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Hypersmack 56 9
05/23/2004 09:46 AM
I an ex-girlfriend of mine said she use to smooth her hair out with an iron. So, one day I was sitting around my house naked, and thought, "Hey, I should iron out some of these curly hairs." And that is how I was able to get out of work for a few days and get a free perscription of vicodin from my doctor.
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2004 11:49 AM
Women have no concept of people around them. That's right. That's the truth. We are all exactly alike. All of us.
AND DEAD ROBOTS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF EROGENOUS ZONES!
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/23/2004 11:54 AM
Have you been talking to my boyfriend?
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Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2004 03:37 PM
Well, he told me to be subtle.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
05/24/2004 12:50 AM
I just love Clovis, and his clones, and hyperspaz, and everything they post gets me all wet.
</undisputable proper use of "irony" under its sarcasm definition.>
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