Calling all goatse'd....
A comedy conversation
by Mofo Baggins <FrGr>  10,950  10
05/23/2004 05:15 AM 204 views
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If you or someone you know has been goatse'd, there's help. Following my traumatic goatse'ing episode, I found relief. <a href='javascript:MM_openBrWindow('http://www.mr-nasty.net/narchive/pics/nasty_fugly.gif','smallwin','width=370,height=318')'>This</a> will help.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066  15
05/23/2004 05:16 AM
Copulate off, retard.
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Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/23/2004 05:17 AM
Shakespeare
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 05:22 AM
i thought jaggy was the lesbo. you're breaking my heart here, woman.
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Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/23/2004 05:25 AM
Well, that didn't work how I wanted it to. Ignore this thread.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 05:25 AM
No, let me say it... He is gorgeous... he's everything you would want in a man... but I want a woman!
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 05:26 AM
And Jaggy isn't a lesbian, she is just a whore.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/23/2004 05:29 AM
Just because I broke up you and Stephen. It was happening anyway.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 05:34 AM
You didn't break us up. We broke up months before that, slut.
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 05:36 AM
Now, now, children, can't we all just get along?
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/23/2004 05:38 AM
How come you were so pissed off then?
Desperate possesive bitch.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 05:39 AM
Frost off, arsehole.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/23/2004 05:44 AM
It's not my fault he dumped you.
And by e-mail too, that was great.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 05:49 AM
You do realise that by telling everyone that you gave your sister's boyfriend a hand job, you sound desperate, amaturish, bitchy and a downright slut right? No one thinks you are cool for saying it, but don't flatter yourself thinking that they talk about you, apart from the odd remark from Liz or Chrissie. Being a bitch to Anja and Emma just alienates you more. You will have to start hanging out with your little christian club friends soon.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 05:53 AM
so shrek 2 has a talking kitty in it. he is teh aewsoem.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/23/2004 05:55 AM
Ok, I have never said I gave him a hand job, because I didn't. Everybody else knows what happened, but you're still too desperate to acknowledge it, not that I care if you do or not. Apart from Christine being a bitch, and Liz not speaking to me when Chrissy's around, it's over, so it is no longer an issue that you can use to make yourself feel better about Stephen dumping you.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 06:00 AM
what can i say about stephen? he is gorgeous... he's everything you would want in a man... but I want a woman!
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 06:01 AM
Wait a second here, who's Stephen again?
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Quang 138 9
05/23/2004 06:02 AM
You know what would really get back at your sister? Giving a guy you met over the internet a handjob... man would that burn her!
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 06:05 AM
And Christine, Liz, and Chrissy?? This is more confusing than the Jerry Springer show!
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 06:07 AM
Why stop at a 'hand-job'? If you are going to go for it, GO FOR IT!!!
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/23/2004 06:11 AM
I know, I don't know where the idea of a hand job came from. Just because that's the furthest she's ever been with him.
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 06:14 AM
I take it you 'guys' know eachother.
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NotaHacker 2,598 9
05/23/2004 06:19 AM
You really think that if she had this guy's pant's down that all she would do is use her hand? OooKkaayyy...Whatever...
How old are you people anyway?
Grow up, and quit venting your bullShakespeare on what is supposed to be a comedy site.
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Hypersmack 56 9
05/23/2004 06:49 AM
Damn, you women need to kiss and make-up..really.
Just wait, let me grab camera real quick.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 06:53 AM
*Click* I love you Ringworm. But He is not perfect. He is an arrogant arsehole who makes gross generalisations. He is predjudiced against anyone that isn't him.
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ringworm 68,315 13
05/23/2004 07:18 AM
i thought that was what every woman wanted. why else would they keep dating Emersons?
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 07:19 AM
They don't all keep dating the smug bastards.
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Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/23/2004 07:21 AM
what can i say about stephen? he is gorgeous... he's everything you would want in a man... but I want a woman!
Let me clear this up. My Msn name is: No, let me say it... He is gorgeous... he's everything you would want in a man... but I want a woman!
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Hypersmack 56 9
05/23/2004 07:48 AM
Let me clear this up. My name is: No, let me say it... I am gorgeous...I am everything you would want in a man... and you want me!
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TheFoye 55,700 16
05/23/2004 12:18 PM
is this a soap operah or an episode of freaks and geeks
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