peter eater 1,850 10
05/26/2004 02:00 PM

"why yes mr. bond, i do plan to take over the world."

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/26/2004 02:04 PM

"Whatchu mean you wan ID? I 54 year old!!"

Gavvo 1,789 12
05/26/2004 02:04 PM

Sometimes, while holding Mr. Chan's cigar, Kwan would dream of getting out of this two-bit dive and running away to the sweatshops in Tiawanna.

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/26/2004 02:06 PM

I 54 year old!!!

Can't. breathe. Laughing. too. hard.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
05/26/2004 02:11 PM

"I told you it would stunt your growth."

ericnewyen 12 8
05/26/2004 02:51 PM

"I smoke bongs like Hiroshima"

The Mailman 176,432 56
05/26/2004 03:29 PM

"Don Colleone, I am honoled and glateful that you have invited me to your daughtel's wedding... on the day of your daughtel's wedding. And I hope theil filst chird be a mascurine chird. I predge my eva-ending royarty."

Chickens' Bobbed Johnson 286,326 61
05/26/2004 03:42 PM

All I can say is you know you're Frosted if at 12 you're already that bald, a gook, living in Tailand of all god-forsaken places, and addicted to smoking fat assed corn husk cigars.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/26/2004 04:02 PM

"Me Chinese. Me pray trick. Me kidnap you famiry, open fire on you house, and stear you car."

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/26/2004 04:09 PM

Luther: This is the best weed ever, yo.



Johnny: It's not a microphone jigga! Puff Puff PASS!

BobJohnson, Medieval Knight 178,045 22
05/26/2004 04:38 PM

Ooooh. Fighting in a rebel group when you're 12. You're so cool. In case you can't tell, I'm being saracastic! You think you have it rough? When I was your age, my Mom made me go to curling practice after school, even though I didn't want to.

Bankey 70,843 10
05/26/2004 04:46 PM

Tonight on 'Before they were Stars:' Howtwo Asian Boys grew up to become two of Americas hottest rappers Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg.

Gavvo 1,789 12
05/26/2004 04:55 PM

Boy, that kid from The Temple of Doom is probably praying for a sequel right about now...

IceFTSdonttakemeseriouslyman 2,131 10
05/26/2004 04:57 PM

When Cheech and Chong had sex with Asian women...

SAVIORA 666 10
05/26/2004 09:31 PM

Johnny: "Prease God, forgive poor Ruther, he know not what he do... Actuarry, he do know what he do, but he so addicted and ugry. But hey, our army fight for YOU!"

The Future Mrs. Llama Bloom 7,194 10
05/26/2004 10:21 PM

The girl looks kinda like Keisha Castle Hughes. Guess when the Oscar win never came through, she had to go back to her day job.



And Ed Zachary disease.

PersianZug 888 9
07/04/2004 04:47 PM

green..red... arr.... christmas overload in july! brain... freeze... HEY GUYS! sorry every1... i will just go and stop using "..." for effect now...

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/04/2004 07:05 PM

It's a man, baby!



Seriously, that's not a girl in the photo.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/04/2004 07:06 PM

Three tries to guess which one I'd butt-rape first.