DeadMike 3,390 10
05/26/2004 03:39 PM

Spoken like someone with experience.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/26/2004 03:41 PM

1) Your name has the word TableTop in it.



Well, that wasn't nice. *clickie*

ringworm 68,315 13
05/26/2004 03:41 PM

yeah, we get it. don't you know any other tricks?

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/26/2004 03:46 PM

20 signs that you are in becoming the world's biggest douche:



20. Your name has the word "nutz" in it.

19. You post on a website where you're not wanted.

18. You post on a website where you're not only not wanted, but the only reason you post is to be an abraisive Carroll.

17. You create multiple accounts because the others got "dealt with."

16. You get banned from a website but come back.

15. You post that no one on said website is funny, but you and your retarded alter-ego are the only ones who agree with that statement.

14. People actually tell you that you are the world's biggest douche.

13. You change "maha" to "nutz."

12. Frost

11. off

10. and

9. die

8. already

7. you

6. cretin.

5-1. Really.

91,274 10
05/26/2004 03:47 PM

Wow.. i've never been #1 before..

TableTopBankey 70,843 10
05/26/2004 03:50 PM

yea! teh winner is me!

DeadMike 3,390 10
05/26/2004 03:51 PM

Is Wednesday TTJ day?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/26/2004 03:53 PM

No, Wednesday is Hump Day..



Humping involves at least 2 and TTJ just rubs it out all the time.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/26/2004 04:07 PM

Way to be original Snuggledick.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/26/2004 04:08 PM

Way to be funny, Coleridgelips.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/26/2004 04:09 PM

Thanks Snuggledick.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/26/2004 04:10 PM

If you changed your name to TableTop Snuggledick I bet you would be the only person that would go 20 for 20.

BobJohnson, Medieval Knight 178,045 22
05/26/2004 04:19 PM

3/20. And I thought I was addicted!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/26/2004 04:21 PM

No. That's not 'til the next month.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/26/2004 04:24 PM

Well, let's see:



20) You spend more than half your week on Gab. At work, yes. At home, no.

19) You wake up in a cold sweat because... I wake up in a cold sweat from the drugs.

18) You Gab to make friends. Nope. I'm sexually promiscuous to make friends.

17) You masturbate to the thought of John Hargrave reading your posts. I masturbate to the thought of John Hargrave.

16) You cry when you get a nutz. I cry when kicked in the nuts.

15) You organize a Gab "community" retreat. Pending.

14) You actually go. I will.

13) You think the Shakespeare you post is funny. No, but some other people, by chance, do.

12) Your main goal in life is to get a full pee tube. My goal in life is to pee in a tube and mail it to you.

11) You get a hard on when a noob posts, because ... I am a noob. What a conundrum.

10) Zug is set to your home page. Nope. Blank Page.

9) You no longer bathe because that takes away from your Gab time. I never bathed before ZUG.

8) You laugh at MC Hammers posts. I laugh at a lot of things. Especially you.

7) The first thing you do in the morning is... I take a piss.

6) You keep a calendar documenting how many clickies you receive each day and... I keep a calender documenting my pay schedule and calculate my overtime into infinity.

5) You design your own certificates and print them out every month you are in the top ten funniest Gabbers. Never been there, but I would.

4) You have them professionally framed. Again, I would.

3) You have to make up lies to your spouse so you can have more time to Gab. Not married, but lying is a part time job for me.

2) You have a child named after your favorite Gabber. I'll name him BobJohnson. One word, too.

1) Your name has the word TableTop in it. Maybe I should?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/26/2004 04:25 PM

Well, according to that, I am an Ewok.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/26/2004 04:28 PM

and i'm wild and crazy kids.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/26/2004 04:32 PM

mynutz,



Could you be a lamb and post four more times, as I can only maha each of your posts once. Just trying to even the score, choad.



Thanks.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/26/2004 04:33 PM

Here is a picture of the world's biggest douche'



>*< Safe

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
05/26/2004 04:37 PM

<action>sings...</action>Mussolini bit my weenie and now it doesn't squirt...

BobJohnson, Medieval Knight 178,045 22
05/26/2004 04:40 PM

At least the trains run on time.

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
05/26/2004 07:44 PM

NKB, nice picture of Alexei Sayle.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
05/26/2004 07:56 PM

#21 was "You love pie." Who doesn't?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/26/2004 07:58 PM

I like pie.

godot 15,434 11
05/26/2004 08:07 PM

8) You laugh at MC Hammers posts. I laugh at a lot of things. Especially you.



Now this is quite interesting. So mynutzurface makes you laugh. If a post makes you laugh - you should click it - even if it is coming from someone you despise.



This is a comedy message board.



If something makes you laugh - then the post was somehow funny. If the post is funny - it deserves a click. It really is that simple.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/26/2004 08:17 PM

No, you missed the point. Scotty's laughing at Porkchop, not at what he said. I laugh at Porkchop because he's pathetic. Not because he's ever said anything funny. If he were to post something funny, I would click. I'm very liberal with my clicks, and if I get a chuckle, or even a smirk from something, I'll click.



I dislike Eric, yet I click him. Porkchop doesn't post any funny, he just betrates us because we do.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/26/2004 08:35 PM

Smirk.

godot 15,434 11
05/26/2004 09:42 PM

No, you missed the point.



I'm sorry Hammerhead but I think you are missing the point. The fact is that mynutzurface gives us all material and propagates the funny by being unfunny. His persona, although not vital, contributes to gab in a positive way.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/26/2004 09:50 PM

That's the second time this week I've laughed at something nutz posted.





















Frost.

The Future Mrs. Llama Bloom 7,194 10
05/26/2004 10:12 PM

Ok. I give. I clicked the nutz. Godot does have a point. Gab can get dull when there's no one antagonizing us.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/26/2004 10:34 PM

No, I'm not missing the point. Antagonizing us isn't the funny part, it's the responses that are funny.



The first actual attempt at a funny contribution was the Faggot Family thread. I might be wrong, but I do believe it's the only thread/post that he hasn't said anything malicious towards any other member.



I didn't laugh, smile, giggle or smirk at it, because I didn't find it funny, but I will give him a golf clap for his contribution. Now that he's posted something positive, maybe he'll do it more often, and not be such an antagonistic dick.



Porkchop, if you give us a reason that you're funnier than us, like posting funny stuff, instead of just bitching and moaning about how unfunny we are, then I might actually break down and click you.

godot 15,434 11
05/26/2004 11:18 PM

Antagonizing us isn't the funny part



I find it quite funny when someone gets bent out of shape by an insult or comment. I find humor there. I find humor in the fact that you always explain every single little thing and feel the need to defend yourself. That's why I click you. If you weren't such a little bitch - I wouldn't - but you're pretty funny.



Nutz's problem wasn't one of persona but of participation. He failed to properly participate in giving clickies.



Gab needs parasites. It needs something to challenge the board and create a sense of community and solidarity. When mynutzurface came along - enemies were suddenly friends. Everyone with a common foe. It was beautiful. I still tear up at the thought.

Lips R us aka pissflaps 367 9
05/26/2004 11:42 PM

<action> randomly posts





baking powder cures 'sack' itch

The Future Mrs. Llama Bloom 7,194 10
05/26/2004 11:54 PM

There's only room for one random poster on this board, and I vote we keep the funny one.

Livewire 78,229 13
05/27/2004 12:44 AM

By the way: This is the world's biggest douche.

The Foot 14,139 11
05/27/2004 01:22 AM

5 entries found for DELUSIONAL.

delusion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-lzhn)

n.



1.

1. The act or process of deluding.

2. The state of being deluded.

2. A false belief or opinion: labored under the delusion that success was at hand.

3. Psychiatry. A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness: delusions of grandeur

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/27/2004 01:44 AM

M.C. Hammer.... how can you not laugh at The Doody family when they were voted the Faggot Family. It is too easy.... Are you just mad that they beat you and your two dads?

The Foot 14,139 11
05/27/2004 02:01 AM

Wow, you sure got the audiance roaring with that one!

mynutzurface 1,821 10
05/27/2004 02:02 AM

Roar.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 02:29 AM

how can you not laugh at The Doody family when they were voted the Faggot Family. It is too easy.



Because I got past the "ha ha doody" and "ha ha faggot" humor when I left the third grade.





I just didn't find it funny.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/27/2004 04:24 AM

Gab needs parasites. It needs something to challenge the board and create a sense of community and solidarity. When mynutzurface came along - enemies were suddenly friends. Everyone with a common foe. It was beautiful. I still tear up at the thought.



you know, that is so true, since nutz came around, people seemed to like me a little more, just as i grew to like you more.

The Foot 14,139 11
05/27/2004 04:30 AM

Nutz, how much time of your obviously hyperactive social life did you take out to write that quiz?

HighSoci 30,076 18
05/27/2004 04:41 AM

It's all so funny cause it's true.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 05:18 AM

You're funny because you're a hick.

HighSoci 30,076 18
05/27/2004 05:21 AM

I'm a "kidnapping" hick... get it right.

Trixxie-Bob Johnson 65,021 15
05/27/2004 10:00 AM

I'll Play





20 signs that you are in becoming the world's biggest douche:



20) You spend more than half your week on Gab, no, never did, I post a lot less than I used to, give the new kids a turn in the sandbox and such, and <grudginly> a lot of them are funnier than moi.

19) You wake up in a cold sweat because it's been over an hour since the last time you have post. I have never woken up in a cold sweat, hot sweat yes.

18) You Gab to make friends, I tried but they end up not liking me in person.

17) You masturbate to the thought of John Hargrave reading your posts. I masturbate to the thought of Hargrave sucking my dick and then me returning the favor. It' what I do.

16) You cry when you get a nutz. Only if it one hell of a great nut.

15) You organize a Gab "community" retreat. Tried like 3 times nobody will come to a Mardi Gab.

Trixxie-Bob Johnson 65,021 15
05/27/2004 10:00 AM

14) You actually go. Yup they wuz some of the most fun I've had in decades - get it I'm old.

13) You think the Shakespeare you post is funny. some of it, nobody else seems to

12) Your main goal in life is to get a full pee tube. Not into scat sex or water sportz sorry.

11) You get a hard on when a noob posts, because you can Frost with them without getting your ass kicked. I think the record will show that I welcome Noobs and am kinder and gentler than any other Old Schoolier.

10) Zug is set to your home page. Nope http://www.dnr.state.la.us

9) You no longer bathe because that takes away from your Gab time. I never bath period.

8) You laugh at MC Hammers posts. don't know who that is.

7) The first thing you do in the morning is look to see if you have received any clickies since the time you went to sleep. I rarely look at my clickies ever

6) You keep a calendar documenting how many clickies you receive each day and figure out how long it will take you to have the most clickies in the "community" This is boring go bye bye now.

5) You design your own certificates and print them out every month you are in the top ten funniest Gabbers.

4) You have them professionally framed.

3) You have to make up lies to your spouse so you can have more time to Gab.

2) You have a child named after your favorite Gabber.

1) Your name has the word TableTop in it.





l play:

SAVIORA 666 10
05/27/2004 11:43 AM

I think the record will show that I welcome Noobs and am kinder and gentler than any other Old Schoolier.





I second that play.

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
05/27/2004 01:00 PM

Nutz,

I thought the signs that you were the biggest douche were the ones that your mom has posted around the yard in hopes to keep you away.

That's what she told the girls down at the bank anyway.

largely lvn 0 8
05/27/2004 01:08 PM

yup...Hi Trixxie

BooBooKittyFuck 173,958 15
05/27/2004 01:09 PM

1) Your name has the word TableTop in it.



I agree. I can't believe anybody would have that in their name.



Okay, seriously. Nutz, I have been one of the few people here who has said I think you should stay. I've stated more than once that you have your place on GAB. But because my name will always be TTJ, I'm the biggest douche. Frost you.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 04:18 PM

Psst, Trixxie, he thinks that it's funny to call me M.C. Hammer. He somehow felt that I was monikered due to some love I must have for crappy 90s parachute pants wearing rappers. I think it's retrobution for calling him Porkchop.



He just doesn't play well with others.