GriffXX 559 9
05/27/2004 02:45 AM

I don't know about you, but I'd rather choke to death on my own poo than death by a red truck.



For the record, I would choose death by a red truck (preferably an old school hook and ladder fire truck) than choke to death on my own poo.

newwave 45,912 10
05/27/2004 03:51 AM

My brother ended up jerking us off



Yes!

Jajoba 1,357 10
05/27/2004 05:40 AM

Crappy drivers should be shot.



In South Africa, we beat them to death with baseball bats.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/27/2004 07:54 AM

Anyone wanna buy a red truck?











real cheap !

31 8
05/27/2004 08:12 AM

I demand you apologize me many time!

PowBlocks 782 8
05/27/2004 09:32 AM

Heeey, man. Jerking us off the road! There was more to that sentence. You should be a lawyer or something. heh heh... That was funny though.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
05/27/2004 10:13 AM

I demand you apologize me many time!



Many apologies, I was unaware that "Red Truck" was an euphemisim for an angry asian woman.

PowBlocks 782 8
05/27/2004 10:17 AM

You didn't know that? Everyone knows that I was insulting asians with that post. Wasn't it obvious?



~huk`

PowBlocks 782 8
05/31/2004 11:58 PM

vroooom!

gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 01:43 AM

I have been informed, (if its reliably im am not yet sure) that you guys have only just been introduced to roundabouts for driving, and they are causing all kinds of mayhem for you. is this true, and if not why do you have this link no sorry this link

I know they are a nightmare when learning to drive, but really if were talking idiot drivers people who cant even drive round a circle in the road without crashing need shooting.



so if your thinking of coming over please read up on the currrent modern driving practices as directed from this lovely link produced by a well informed american who knows how to drive.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/01/2004 01:56 AM

there's been one in henderson, tx for at least 11 years. i got stuck in the inner lane for at least three laps the first time i went through it.

Prophecy 0 0
06/01/2004 02:10 AM

"Crappy drivers should be shot."





I was thinking the same thing. Especially the ones from linksys, conexant, and ATI.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/01/2004 02:32 AM

Massachusetts is full of roundabouts, because we're english and stuff.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
06/01/2004 03:10 AM

Frost Ringworm, I just did three laps trying to get your skydiver photo to zoom in a bit just to verify I wasn't looking at a star fish under a microscope or some Shakespeare.

Seems I dont have permission to zoom, or maybe just cause it was all written in Texan and I

am too lazy to go to babblefish etc...



(unrelated random thought)

Ya know.....every Texas city, of any size I have ever been to has a Frost-ing Beltline Road thing round the perimeter (Dallas, Houston) Is there a law?

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 03:14 AM

even san antonio tx. it has loop 410 and then loop 1604 also known as the death loop.

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 03:15 AM

and i'm still walking.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
06/01/2004 03:17 AM

I've always found that crappy drivers manage to take themselves out. No need to waste the bullets.

PowBlocks 782 8
06/01/2004 09:54 AM

Yes, around here they very often hit trees before getting a chance to kill anyone (there's more drunk drivers than sober). But the most dangerous are the ones that can stay on the road. It's just that they don't know which side of the road is theirs. So they use both. And take you out with them. Besides! So many people waste bullets on signs out here, why not use them on people too??

PowBlocks 782 8
06/01/2004 04:50 PM

I just had a mental picture of GTA... heh heh heh

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/01/2004 04:55 PM

<action> is still celebrating his lameness </action>



Count me among the crappy!



And silly PowBlocks, it's QTA.

PuggyD 48,304 12
06/01/2004 04:58 PM

Wow, the clickiebots are out in full force.

Demonigeo 279 10
06/01/2004 05:01 PM

Because all drivers that are too stupid to know what a double yellow line means need to die.



Just let the trafic wardens give them a ticket and leave them alone - if they still park there after that paint some new yellow lines over their car

PowBlocks 782 8
06/01/2004 05:02 PM

Grand Theft Auto... GTA. And where the hell did all those clicks come from?!