ringworm 68,315 13
05/27/2004 03:02 AM

may glory and honor follow you to the restroom.

BobJohnson, Medieval Knight 178,045 22
05/27/2004 03:10 AM

"Check out the poop I left in the toilet! Don't flush, though, 'cause I want Bill to see too."

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 03:22 AM

Today is a good day to make pancakes.







If you were any other man, I would retouch your hair. It's just dreadful.





What's a Bat'leth?





I don't want any blood wine. I want a Shirley Temple.





I don't like my gah'k raw.





I don't know, I don't think the Ferengi are such bad guys.







I don't want an honorable death, I want to die like Elvis, doped up and on the crapper.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 03:24 AM

Hey everybody! Look! Fresh baked COOKIES!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 03:25 AM

Our ships are so dingy and metalic. I want to put more color into our quarters and some frilly pillows on the bed.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 03:28 AM

C'mere schnookums, pookie wants a kissy-wissy.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 03:29 AM

I think I just Shakespeare my armor.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 03:36 AM

I would quote in Klingon, but I'm not that geeky. I wouldn't mind learning, but I doubt highly that I would use in daily life, unless I was insulting someone.

274 9
05/27/2004 03:52 AM

Bloodwine? BLOODWINE??

My God. Don't you know how unsanitary that is?



Warf, put down that Bat'lth. You don't know where it's been.



RUN AWAY!!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!

(OK, so I stole that from Monty Python, but who cares)

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 04:00 AM

"Do you think you like her like her, or just like her?"

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 04:01 AM

"You're wrong!"



"No, you're wrong!"



"We will settle this in combat. Pillow fight!"

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 04:04 AM

Garg, you're supposed to turn the points on your boots outward. You look like a frikkin' elf when they're turned in.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 04:10 AM

Ka'les was a flamer.





Ok, boys, when you go out on shore leave, don't forget to use your jimmy hats.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 05:17 AM

"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!"

Jajoba 1,357 10
05/27/2004 05:20 AM

Does my bum look big in this?

DeclanMcManus: mi otro hermano, Therlin! 131,869 36
05/27/2004 05:24 AM

"Nice shoes."

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 05:50 AM

"Let's have a slumber party!"

Livewire 78,229 13
05/27/2004 07:26 AM

"After the liposuction, I'm having my forehead sanded."

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 07:32 AM

"Transporter!? I hardly know'er!!"

Livewire 78,229 13
05/27/2004 07:33 AM

"May I please have a dollop of ice cream on my rokeg blood pie?"

Livewire 78,229 13
05/27/2004 07:34 AM

Disrupter?! I hardly--BLAM

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/27/2004 07:39 AM

"Is that a cloaking device in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/27/2004 08:17 AM

"I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay!"

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/27/2004 08:57 AM

"My! What a lovely lace doily!"

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
05/27/2004 09:08 AM

"You know, these Federation chaps might be on to something. We needn't lay waste to our enemies. It would be more in our favor to reason with them. Make love, not war!"

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/27/2004 09:12 AM

"A filthy pa'tak such as you is unworthy to ride in my lime-green VW Beetle!"

Trixxie-Bob Johnson 65,021 15
05/27/2004 09:23 AM

I having giving up being a warrior to start up a Tribble breeding farm.

28,986 12
05/27/2004 09:29 AM

kabbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbooooooooooooo oooo oooooooo mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm

Gonzo 20,522 17
05/27/2004 09:35 AM

Ha! Ha! Geek meter... You're hillarious. I mean, I've never heard someone call people talking about Star Trek 'geeks' before! I mean, It's just so fresh. So original. With a humorist like you around, this place is going to rock!

Trixxie-Bob Johnson 65,021 15
05/27/2004 09:38 AM

Dude, like Lord of the Rings extended version came out yesterday, I rolled a natural 20 while playing D&D, and I almost saw a girls boob. It was the best day ever.

PowBlocks 782 8
05/27/2004 09:47 AM

"This damn metal belt across my chest is getting heavy."



"I love you"



"Oh oh oh! planet T1649! I love that planet, it hath tho many pwetty flowerth!"



"Do these new mandatory federation suits make me look fat?"



"I'm wearing tights. te-he I'm so sexy!"

Bankey 70,843 10
05/27/2004 09:53 AM

"You just got served!"

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/27/2004 10:00 AM

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, 'It's better than yours.' Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge..."

PowBlocks 782 8
05/27/2004 10:03 AM

If he pranced around singing that piece of Shakespeare song he'd get tazered in the face. Preferably by me. That song sucks ass.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
05/27/2004 10:06 AM

And how!

Chickens' Bobbed Johnson 286,326 61
05/27/2004 10:54 AM

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Do you really wanna make me cry?

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
05/27/2004 11:01 AM

And that geek meter was just one week away from retirement.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/27/2004 11:37 AM

"I totally wish we were in Star Wars. That Han Solo is just toooo cute!"

godot 15,434 11
05/27/2004 02:26 PM

"Has anyone seen my pink leg warmers?"

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2004 04:46 PM

"Sorry guys, I don't want to go out and drink tonight, I just gotta dance!"

Demonigeo 279 10
05/27/2004 04:55 PM

"I'm a little teapot

Short and stout

Here's my handle

Here's my spout



When I get all steamed up

Hear me shout:

Tip me over

and pour me out!"

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
05/27/2004 05:02 PM

"Let's make love, not pound the Shakespeare out of each other tonight, ok honey?"

Gopher 570 10
05/27/2004 05:18 PM

Is this an automatic or standard? I can't fly a standard.



Queer Eye for the Klingon guy is teh best show.

Scratchy 2,750 12
05/27/2004 06:02 PM

"anybody see my stuffed teddy-targ? I just can't sleep without it..."

shoelace414 10,080 13
05/27/2004 06:05 PM

Say, this Star Trek: Enterprise is a great show.

Wondershark - enjoys eating seamen 279 10
05/27/2004 06:45 PM

I think a mustard colored shirt would really add to the highlights of your face.

BobJohnson, Medieval Knight 178,045 22
05/27/2004 08:35 PM

"I had to put my kitty on a diet."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/27/2004 09:08 PM

Who wants to go hang out at the astro mall?

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/27/2004 09:26 PM

Three o'clock. Time for Wapner.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/27/2004 09:28 PM

"I simply LOVE the color of the leaves this time of year!".

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/27/2004 09:29 PM

Or leafs?

GriffXX 559 9
05/28/2004 12:41 AM

"That Batt'leth is leet."

Miracles 22,430 0
05/28/2004 12:48 AM

"This is Nucking Futs!"

Wondershark - enjoys eating seamen 279 10
05/28/2004 12:51 AM

"So ladies (YEAH!) ladies, (YEAH!)

Do you wanna roll my mercedes? (YEAH!)

so turn around, stick it out,

Even white boys got to shout,

Baby got back"

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/28/2004 12:52 AM

YEAH!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/28/2004 12:54 AM

This thread is making me whiskey laugh. I recently rented the movie Trekkies for the second time and it makes me laugh hard. Good thread...props!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/28/2004 12:56 AM

"Yes Dear."

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
05/28/2004 01:07 AM

Helloooooo... do you guys worship Durgath or Gene Simmons? Spikes? Puh-lease. You want to die with honour but you're wearing a black and grey battle-suit with a green sache!? Somebody call the fashion police, 'cause you are all under fashion-conscious citizen's arrest!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/28/2004 01:09 AM

"Yes, all it took was a little Botox."

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/28/2004 03:14 AM

<action>adjusts his bloodwine mustache</action>"Got Bloodwine?"

The Foot 14,139 11
05/28/2004 03:53 AM

MMmmmmm-bop! do-whop! do whop! do whop.... doooooo.....

Llunch Llady Lloyd, Bobbing for Johnsons 48,662 14
05/28/2004 10:15 AM

Captain Kirk is teh funneh!

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
07/23/2004 07:05 PM

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/23/2004 07:09 PM

And the number One thing you'll never hear a Klingon say:





"ROTTEN EGGSSSSSSSSS"

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/23/2004 07:23 PM

"Revenge is best served suate with a lightly rich red wine"



"Martha Stewart is innocent!"



"Does burgandy go with fusia or maroon?"



"I'm on Janeway's "Low Carnage" diet, so I can get rid of these love handles"

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/23/2004 07:24 PM

" So I says to mable I says"

Munkus 2,801 10
07/23/2004 08:08 PM

"check out my l33t disrupt0r sKiLz"

Booger Cube 277 9
07/23/2004 08:14 PM

Meet Rainbow Skittles my pet kitten. I call him that because he likes to take squats on my pride flag.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/23/2004 09:22 PM

You want to see if some of the guys from the Federation want to discuss our inner feelings and how we can be better husbands?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/23/2004 09:25 PM

"How come they don't make Queer-eye Klingons?"

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/23/2004 09:27 PM

I was going to say for Klingons, but it's OK as it is.

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/23/2004 09:34 PM

"Should I wear my hair up or down today Zore'ht?"



"We fight for the honor of PETA"

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
07/23/2004 10:44 PM

Fo'shizzle my nizzle, yo.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/24/2004 01:23 AM

I wish I was a Q. Then I could simply snap myself into her bath and kiss her feet.

Salathor 258 8
07/24/2004 01:34 AM

"Here's your sign."

Salathor 258 8
07/24/2004 01:35 AM

"OMG! I've decided to purchase a bright-yellow PT Cruiser!"

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/24/2004 05:12 AM

Come on. Even a Klingon Commander would find her hot enough to want her feet.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/24/2004 05:36 AM

"All work and no play makes Kryaghg Lohkj a dull Klingon"

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
07/24/2004 06:02 AM

All you federation are belong to us.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/24/2004 06:05 AM

I'm going on GAB, 'cause I'm teh funny!

Pegleg Chickens 286,326 61
07/24/2004 11:26 AM

I can't invade Federation space this weekend, I have to watch the baby.

Zuggo 311 8
07/24/2004 12:52 PM

Put your right arm in, put your right arm out...

Munkus 2,801 10
07/24/2004 01:29 PM

"Im gonna Frost you......softly

Im gonna screw you gently

Im gonna hump you......sweetly

Im gonna bone you discreetleeeeeeey"

Munkus 2,801 10
07/24/2004 01:30 PM

<action>hangs head in shame</action>

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/24/2004 01:37 PM

"I like big butts and I cannot lie...no other brother can deny..."

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/24/2004 03:27 PM

"pass me the velvet toilet roll with added Aloe Vera, please"