Scratchy 2,750 12
05/30/2004 02:07 AM

You forgot one.



5. Shut the Frost up and stop posting this Shakespeare on GAB.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 02:09 AM

here's what you do...



1) take her two drinks



2) help her until she finishes them both.



3) star a playful "paint fight"



4) end up having wild, rough sex



5) take pictures and post them on GAB

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 02:09 AM

5. Shut the Frost up and stop posting this Shakespeare on GAB.



Your right I am making your posts look bad in comparison

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 02:10 AM

Can I just skip the painting go straight to rough sex and post a live video feed instead?

HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/30/2004 02:11 AM

3.)



I think it's confused pirate with an eyepatch, who is using a seagull instead of a parrot.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 02:12 AM

No, because if you're both smeared with paint, then you can call it "art" and the authorities won't come after you. Plus, it's this fetish thing I have...

Scratchy 2,750 12
05/30/2004 02:13 AM

'pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again'



You never mentioned who you were before... Even after being asked. Hmmm, I wonder why.

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 02:15 AM

Well I am NOT:



MGross or Mookie, thats for Frost-ing sure

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 02:20 AM

stupid n00b question, and this doesn't have anything to do with any of the previous posts, but since this thread is entitled "question"... Why do our "funniest post" section disappear from time to time?

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 02:21 AM

JOHN! THAT MIRANDALYNN IS BAAAAACK!!!

ringworm 68,315 13
05/30/2004 02:24 AM

those are updated once daily, rather than in realtime. they disappear while the counts are re-tallied. (i'm just guessing, and i don't really know.)

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 02:26 AM

Oh well, thank you for your speculation Now I can sleep at night.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 03:41 AM

While I have an opportunity to ask n00b questions, who the hell is Bob Johnson?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/30/2004 03:44 AM

FOOLISH EARTHLING!



He is your daddy.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 03:47 AM

Oh! So HE'S the UPS man.

the flying nun 1,412 10
05/30/2004 11:50 AM

Pissflaps. If you were only here when MGross was here, you are not a regular. He came, was hated, and dissapeared. This was only a few months ago. You are not a regular, you are hated, you always will be. Go away and don't come back, n00b.



Love, The Flying Nun

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 04:14 PM

Nun my dear.

you only have a few clickies yourself so I can only assume that you are:



1.) Frost-ing UNfunny

2.) A n00b

3.) all of the above



STFU n00b



I have been around a lot longer than the days of MGROSS asswipe

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/30/2004 04:26 PM

So then tell us who the Frost you are, assclown.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/30/2004 04:58 PM

Pissflaps. While Nun does only have a few clickies, they have a lot more then you do. Frost-ing unfunny n00b. Set yourself on fire.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/30/2004 05:04 PM

But don't listen to me, I don't even have 1000.

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 06:51 PM

Neep

you missed a thread.



I have another alias but when john reset passwords it was sent to an dead email account. I am just to Frost-ing lazy to email john and get new password to old account.



besides having a new account lets me relive the n00b experience.







Oh yah. ASSMUNCH!

pissflaps: pretending to be a n00b again 367 9
05/30/2004 06:55 PM

So then tell us who the Frost you are, assclown.



You didn't say PLEASE!

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
05/31/2004 02:07 AM

That isn't my problem. I did not miss that thread. While you are Pissflaps, you have 9 clickies. Go Frost yourself with a wax foot.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/31/2004 03:35 AM

well, that post made no sense.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/31/2004 10:52 PM

<action> is bumping this thread beacause a certain someone Emerson who shall remain nameless created a million new threads and got rid of the ones that were here.