Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 04:48 AM

OHHHHHHHHHHH This is gonna be good!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 04:51 AM

I just want Jane to have it out with me.



She has no reason to not like me - and we could be a team!



Jane, talk to me, Goose!

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 04:55 AM

You just stuck a 'kick me' sign on your own back.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 04:56 AM

Maybe Jane drank herself to sleep...or death. Jane, I think I love you.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/30/2004 04:58 AM

<Action>Wishes Jane would get in here quickly</Action>

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 05:01 AM

somebody should just keep bumping this thread so It's here for her whenever she regains consciousness...I want to see a good show that I'm not the target of.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:01 AM

No - Jane hates n00bs - but I am not angry for the mean things she said to me...she was testing me!



She is a powerful woman and she will take me as one of her own.



If she wants to fight - I will just tell her she is cool!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/30/2004 05:02 AM

If you'd follow the advice of the regulars you wouldn't be having this problem ya friggin idiots.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 05:04 AM

I have never before seen so much naiveity. (Is that a word?) You're gonna get Frosted up, I garauntee it. Just walk away and hope this thread disappears before Jane sees it.

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 05:07 AM

No - Jane hates n00bs



Dear sweet silly miracles. That statement is not entirely true.





We all hate n00bs!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:12 AM

You are the Jane of my life

That's why I'll always be around,

You are the funny Jane of my eye,

Forever Jane will stay in my heart



I feel like this is the beginning,

Though I've seen you for a few months,

And if I thought your thread was ending,

I'd find myself drowning in my own tears.



You are the Jane of my life,

That's why I'll always stay around,

You are the funny Jane of my eye,

Forever you'll stay in my heart,



You must have known that I was funny,

Because you didn't come to my rescue,

And I know that this must be heaven,

How could so much love be inside of Jane?



You are the sunshine of my life, yeah,

That's why I'll always stay around,

You are the apple of my eye,

Forever you'll stay in my heart.



Jane has to love me after dedicating a Stevie Wonder song to her!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/30/2004 05:14 AM

<Action>Kicks miracles back into reality</Action>



STFU!

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/30/2004 05:16 AM

You can't respect people who kiss your ass. Don't kiss Jane's ass. Don't purposely piss her off either, or any regular for that matter. Just play along. You don't want to come to be know as the resident candy-ass.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:22 AM

I'm not kissing Jane's ass. The thing is there are not that many funny women in the world - and it is cool to know another funny lady.



I bet she is cute like me and she probably has had a hard time with assbags that were hot - but didn't connect with her personality.



You all are mean - but I seriously think that Jane and I are alike - hot moms in da hizzy!

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/30/2004 05:26 AM

log out now.

take a week off.

start a new account.

never come back to this thread.

evAr.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:30 AM

Frogpop - you are the one I fell in love with!



You can't be mean.



We have a connection!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:34 AM

Frogpop had me at 'nerd'.



Remember?

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 05:36 AM

I think you'll find that Pogfrop belongs to me!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:40 AM

No! He was mine long ago!



He made me laugh hard and I loved him...I asked him to marry me.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/30/2004 05:41 AM

Frogpop has nothing to do with Jane though.



Jane is a hot mom and so am I - we gotta stick together - I hope she will contact me!

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
05/30/2004 07:06 AM

You're not hot until we see a picture, Miracles. Any pig can call themself hot on the interweb. Picture or pig, which is it going to be?

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 09:03 AM

Oink!

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
05/30/2004 10:30 AM

We can have total girl power and do it up.



Think again.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/30/2004 01:06 PM

<action>looks down her nose at Miracles in a very bitchy manner

Iceman, now oozing with sarcasm, AIDS, and Herpes! 2,131 10
05/30/2004 01:08 PM

No - Jane hates n00bs



No she doesn't. She was quite kind to me. I just think she doesn't like fat ones.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/30/2004 01:09 PM

For the record, I only dislike some of the n00bs, not hate them. I hate you because you're a Frost-ing idiot. It has nothing to do with how long you've been here, Miracles.



Start another thread to speak to me, and I will treat you to a napalm enema.

Iceman, now oozing with sarcasm, AIDS, and Herpes! 2,131 10
05/30/2004 01:10 PM

Frogpop - you are the one I fell in love with!



You can't be mean.



We have a connection!



Wait a minute! You are sounding like these are your only friends. Why? Go out in the real world, go to a club, and meet some people. GAB is not the best place to make friends. In fact, 95% of us are Emersons.

Daggy 86,684 14
05/30/2004 06:58 PM

amymiracles (30/05/2004 7:35:14 PM): Daggy - It's Miracles from ZUG - are you here?

amymiracles (30/05/2004 6:55:04 PM): Should I hate Jane? Why are you all so mean? Talk to me, Daggy



I rest my case.

LLAMA! That will be one dollar please. 7,194 10
05/30/2004 07:24 PM

I discovered the secret to making Jane like me. And it had nothing to do with performing lesbian acts of love upon her. But I'm not telling. Pbblttt!

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
05/30/2004 07:56 PM

You know, I have the strangest feeling that someone's going to kick Miracles' ass.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/31/2004 12:30 AM

Yes. Llama has my undying love. She learned the secret of Jane.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/31/2004 12:46 AM

Miracles, I can't believe you wrote that to Daggy. I had a flash back to 7th grade, when a boy would talk to my friend to see if I liked him. Are you going to send me a letter next with boxes for me to check?

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/31/2004 01:25 AM

Dear Jane,



If Miracles sends you a letter with boxes to check, will you check them?

Check one:



[] Yes

[] No



Love,

Froggy

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/31/2004 01:27 AM

p.s. See you at lunch, K!!?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/31/2004 01:34 AM

Wanna share my PB&J sammich?

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 01:46 AM

<action>hardens

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/31/2004 01:48 AM

What do you mean, "hardens"? Is your dick getting hard? Or is your heart hardening? I'm just trying to figure out how far into the process of GAB becoming your God you are.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
05/31/2004 02:13 AM

<action>can't believe it took her this long to use this as an excuse to post lyrics</action>"What do you say, Jane?"



Janey says turn off the radio

Janey says turn off the light

Janey says turn off the video

You beat yourself up to bring yourself down

Let it go, let it go, let it go

Let it go, let it go, let it go

When the world keeps coming down on me

I let it go

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 02:17 AM

that was a Shakespearety joke, executed very poorly.





(my post i mean)

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 02:18 AM

"how far into the process of GAB becoming your God you are"



i dont believe in GAB.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 02:20 AM

Why are you here?

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 03:44 AM

I got you morons talking, didn't I?



You all just had to respond!



Stupid!

Daggy 86,684 14
05/31/2004 03:46 AM

Be nice!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 03:52 AM

I am only nice when I am drunk - like last night.



TUI - Threading under the influence.



All you Frosters bit the bait too!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 03:52 AM

reading through this thread..what the hell is going on!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 03:55 AM

so was that like reverse comedy?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/31/2004 03:59 AM

This thread is exactly what I expected it would be.



How sad. Sad and dissapointing.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:01 AM

reverse comedy?

Daggy 86,684 14
05/31/2004 04:02 AM

I SAID BE NICE!

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/31/2004 04:04 AM

Daggy, you still refuse to acqknowledge my existence, after being here what, 3 years now? Why should I listen?

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:08 AM

And that's when i found out me and Winnie cooper will never be the same.

Quote Man 72 8
05/31/2004 04:09 AM

"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."

Peter Ustinov, Dear Me (1977)

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/31/2004 04:11 AM

SEE?!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:13 AM

"peter ustinov sucks ass!"

monday,gab thread (2004)

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 04:36 AM

Everybody is Kung-Gab fighting!



Nice!



My work here is done.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:39 AM

no its not . my toilet still won't flush.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 04:47 AM

Oh, Monday! That was so hilarious!



You are new and will be brutalized too!



Change your name to Ronnie Dobbs cause all these Frosters will be "brutalizin' you"!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:51 AM

there nothing these fat bastards sitting in front of there pc can do to hurt this fat bastard sitting in front of his pc.the fat bastards.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 04:54 AM

Your grammar is horrid.



Go back to school..."there" - please!

Quote Man 72 8
05/31/2004 04:54 AM

"peter ustinov sucks ass!"

monday,gab thread (2004)



"Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow."

Mouth organist Larry Adler

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 04:56 AM

sorry it's my accent.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:00 AM

do i need to go back to 4th grade?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:03 AM

miracles, you mean you are finally acting normal? as opposed to sub-normal, which is pretty bad considering this is gab, and we are all sub-normal by default.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:06 AM

superturkey, I bet you speak Klingon in everyday life!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:08 AM

eet chit an dye miracless or do i have to diagram my sentances now?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:09 AM

much better. and why would a clingon speak, i thought they just smell and itch?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:10 AM

miracles, are you by chance trying to rest your nutz on someones chin?

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:11 AM

i did'nt know doogie hoowser m.d. was on gab to correct me like my crappy ass teachers.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:12 AM

Monday...



Eat Shakespeare and die? How original!



You are golden, my friend!

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:14 AM

If I had nutz I'd teabag you anyday, Turkey.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:15 AM

like the damn showers you take or maybe you favorite drink?

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:16 AM

wheres the mistake in that one.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:16 AM

or that one?

Quote Man 72 8
05/31/2004 05:17 AM

?????????????????????

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:17 AM

i love gab !!!!!!!!!!

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:19 AM

quote, did you run out of books?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:19 AM

'superturkey, I bet you speak Klingon in everyday life!'



oh! now i get it! i am a dork, ok. i suppose that would explain why you spent friday and saturday night on zug, while i was busy living a life.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:24 AM

for your information, i am a drunk, not a dork. big difference, not sure which is worse.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:25 AM

i need a miracles.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:26 AM

i don't.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:29 AM

"i got a golden ticket."

charlie,willie wonka(19??)

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:30 AM

You do raise a valid point, Turkey.



But Zug is merely a "balm" if you will to counteract my incredible rock-star lifestyle.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:33 AM

Frost canada.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:35 AM

miracles, your ideas intrigue me,may i have a picture of you so i can let my dog poopoo on it?

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 05:37 AM

monday will self destuct in 3..2..1bzzzzzzzzz

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:38 AM

Learn to spell correctly and maybe I'll send you a picture.



Your dog is licking your ass - isn't he?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:41 AM

Shakespeare, miracles, looks like it's down to us, and the non posters.



this will surely suck. oh well.



hi.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 05:44 AM

You wiShakespeare was just me and you, Turkey!



Dream on, BIRD!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:48 AM

oh really? i do?

ringworm 68,315 13
05/31/2004 05:49 AM

ok, everybody shut up.

Frogpop 173,153 25
05/31/2004 05:59 AM

What bout me? Does that include me too? Does it? I bet it doesn't include me.. does it?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:59 AM

i agree ringey.



any conversation with miracles winds up with me trying to reverse engineer it, and a lot of really long, lame threads.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:01 AM

Turkey, remember when you put a Rouphie in that girl's drink???



And you got arrested for rape?



That is how drunk I was that night! I could have been that girl!



Thanks for pulling up really old threads!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:08 AM

....









never mind. good Frost-ing lord, you are a dumb bitch, you are good at ruining gab. i would maha you if it didn't mean putting in the extra work. last post. you bored me to death with your lame ass Shakespeare as well.



i thought you liked reading gab? if that were true, why do you try so hard to Frost up teh funny?



can't you please stop ruining teh funny in everyone, and either leave, or chill the Frost out?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:08 AM

oh, and that was last week, it wasn't an old thread.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:12 AM

"Turkey's done!"



Happy Thanksgiving, Assbag!

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:18 AM

Miracles and superturkey -- get a room, would ya?

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:21 AM

buuuuuuuuuuuurp. (****beeeellllchhhh**)

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:35 AM

T.C. - Who the Frost do you think you are?



The burp thing is grody! Did you have too much Dr. Pepper or too many BBQ ribs?

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:37 AM

Come on. Is anyone who uses the term "grody" in a post even worthy of a response? Are you with me, people?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:39 AM

T.C Mcgillicutty,



no you probably didn't understand the inside joke, it has been a long running game within gab. it is funny, you just don't get it. this will explain it all.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:41 AM

Frost you, T.C.



Grody is a term from the 80s and if you don't accept it - then that means you are about...oh, say, 17?

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:44 AM

Teach me, Miracles. Instruct me. Guide me. Let me know of this time which you call the "80s".

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:47 AM

Thanks SO much for that helpful link, superturkey You are not only a man, but a *scholar*.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:48 AM

Don't ask me, nerd!



Ask Turkey - he will talk to you!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:51 AM

any time, tc. if you want any more pointers, here ya go.i know you will click it, just out of curiosity, even though you know it's bad.



that's why it's funny.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 06:53 AM

See, Turkey!



I am not the worst n00b there is!



This kid is stupid!

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:57 AM

bitch, shut up, i am trying to have a conversation here. with a noob i don't really like, but not one i can't stand, so it's an improvement.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:01 AM

ok, dave chappell is on, i'm out.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 07:01 AM

Turkey is on crystal meth.



You are mean to all n00bs, you tickturd!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 07:04 AM

Miracles, not tonight I have a headache.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 07:06 AM

Take some Tylenol and piss off!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 07:09 AM

<Action>Is doing his anger management excersices</Action>

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 07:15 AM

Maybe Billy Blanks can help you, FartPup!



Relieve some stress since you know you are not funny!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 07:18 AM

And you're just a bucket of laughs.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:18 AM

going by clicks(the official rate of teh funny on zug), he is funny. he has pee on both his posts. you made about 20 on this board, and have nothing.



winner: not you.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:21 AM

correction, after the instant replay, he has about 7, and you have 0.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 07:23 AM

How many posts are on this thread?



All you morons keep posting!



This thread is like the Energizer bunny! Because you dorks keep it going, and going and going!



None of you are funny except John. This is his site.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:32 AM

jesus Frost-ing christ. will you just saw your head off? the only reason i am still awake is because i really love to hear idiots talk. it's like watching the clowns at a circus, only it's funnier because unlike the clowns, they are funny, you are not. they try and succeed, you try, and can't even make a bunch of loosers laf.

that is sad. god i want to go to bed, i really am tired, however, i just never get enough of humoring idiots. especially when they stay around. you are like the bitch that everyone makes fun of, yet you still Frost one of them, just bacause your self esteem is that low.



so who is still on your 'i want to Frost a guy i met online 5 minutes ago' list, anyway?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:33 AM

BTW laf IS teh new teh.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 07:35 AM

No, it's not.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:36 AM

Frost you.

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 07:39 AM

Oh right sorry, I hallucinated

and read that as a miracle post.

Miracles 22,430 0
05/31/2004 07:52 AM

Keep talking, boys!



This whole thread is so retarded and you guys keep it going!



Shut up already and let it go!



"Let's bash on Miracles cause we hate ourselves!"



This thread should have died long ago and you dorks keep it going!



I'm sure I'll see it tomorrow!

Fartpuppy - Now turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
05/31/2004 08:02 AM

Oh wait. I see where this is going.



When are you going to tell us that you are leaving?

Daggy 86,684 14
05/31/2004 08:35 AM

Daggy, you still refuse to acqknowledge my existence, after being here what, 3 years now? Why should I listen?





Was I talking to you?

My name is Cain and I am now unable 173,958 15
05/31/2004 11:03 AM

Damn it! Why am I always asleep when Miracles decides to do Shakespeare like this?

Llunch Llady Lloyd, Bobbing for Johnsons 48,662 14
05/31/2004 11:06 AM

Micarles is whipped.

Llunch Llady Lloyd, Bobbing for Johnsons 48,662 14
05/31/2004 11:06 AM

Holy Frost! MY FINGERS ARE ON BACKWARDS!

You left it where? 211,379 32
05/31/2004 01:37 PM

"In fact, 95% of us are Emersons."



The other 5% are corn.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 01:56 PM

monday is walking.

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 05:55 PM

I must say, as a fellow noob this anti-Miracles angst is both confusing and frightening to me. This individual did submit a rather entertaining and in-depth dissertation about extra-loose stools, after all. Funny Shakespeare -- no pun intended. Why's everyone attacking her ass?

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:56 PM

because she's more lame than you.

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 05:56 PM

Oh Shakespeare., you can't say Shakespeare. here, apparently. This changes... everything.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 05:59 PM

sure you can say Shakespeare. turn off your swearbot, retard.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/31/2004 05:59 PM

Sure you can. Just turn off your swearbot.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 06:00 PM

stop copying me lloyd.

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:04 PM

Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 06:10 PM

Yer a smart one...

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
05/31/2004 06:28 PM

stop copying me lloyd

T.C. McGillicutty 80 8
05/31/2004 06:57 PM

stop copying lloyd, me.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
05/31/2004 07:30 PM

Stop looking at me, swan.

superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 07:49 PM

well, i must have pissed someone off.

monday 484 9
05/31/2004 08:44 PM

monday is still walking.