In Soviet Russia...
A comedy conversation
by Livewire  78,229  13
05/31/2004 09:30 PM 474 views
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Hilarious
16 votes
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11 votes
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Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950  10
05/31/2004 09:36 PM
...goat rapes hillbilly
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Side-splitting
7 votes
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Just Bunny 5,695 11
05/31/2004 09:41 PM
...backhair braid itself!
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Side-splitting
13 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 09:44 PM
...Jews kill nazis!
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/31/2004 09:44 PM
... drunk chickens roam the streets and eat you.
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Side-splitting
30 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 09:49 PM
...Lawns mow Mexicans!
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6 votes
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superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 09:51 PM
trixxie likes girls
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3 votes
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superturkey 6,678 0
05/31/2004 09:51 PM
where's he been, anyway?
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Hilarious
4 votes
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thelastpotato 147 9
05/31/2004 09:58 PM
newstand reads you!
we have no money!
ass wipes you!
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5 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 09:59 PM
...GAB worships you!
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4 votes
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
05/31/2004 09:59 PM
The Matrix is in you!
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Side-splitting
30 votes
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Cocidius 436 9
05/31/2004 10:01 PM
...Comprehension of the entire idea behind Soviet Russia jokes lacks you!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 10:03 PM
that was just so stupid, i laughed for like 20 seconds.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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PowBlocks 782 8
05/31/2004 10:11 PM
Oh man, 20 seconds? Anyone who induces 20 seconds of solid laughter deserves to get his tube peed in big time.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Cocidius 436 9
05/31/2004 10:13 PM
I'm saying that half the people who have posted do not understand what Soviet Russia jokes are.
Here's a good explanation.
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Side-splitting
10 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/31/2004 10:37 PM
...porn masturbates to you!
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Side-splitting
9 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/31/2004 10:41 PM
... tubgirl links to you!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.4
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/31/2004 10:43 PM
... YOU arouse tubgirl!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/31/2004 10:46 PM
...dead end jobs find YOU!
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Side-splitting
21 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
05/31/2004 10:49 PM
...GAB ruins YOU!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/31/2004 11:06 PM
...monkey spanks you!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/31/2004 11:11 PM
...government cheese finds YOU!
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3 votes
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Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
05/31/2004 11:14 PM
<action> coughs Fire Cow's name</action> ...goatse man whack-off to you!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
05/31/2004 11:44 PM
...farts smell you!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Gonzo 20,522 17
05/31/2004 11:46 PM
...bad comedians make fun of you!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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The Foot 14,139 11
06/01/2004 12:31 AM
IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU censor the swearbot!
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
06/01/2004 10:10 AM
...thread bumps you!
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.4
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 01:49 PM
... children molest me!
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4 votes
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monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:06 PM
things don't taste like chicken.
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3 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 02:09 PM
You killed it.
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Side-splitting
20 votes
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Bankey 70,843 10
06/01/2004 02:10 PM
paper beats scissors!!!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/01/2004 02:10 PM
You go crazy and out of control on the bots and pop-ups
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7 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 02:12 PM
I take it back, he killed it.
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3 votes
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monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:16 PM
..people don't like to not dislike the fact that they don't like liking me.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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godot 15,434 11
06/01/2004 02:32 PM
godot mahas you!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Livewire 78,229 13
06/01/2004 05:24 PM
In a really stupid way, I like the way this thread turned out.
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Gavvo 1,789 12
06/01/2004 05:25 PM
Shouldn't that be ..."thread is liking way you turned out!"
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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The Foot 14,139 11
06/01/2004 05:36 PM
.... The war wins YOU!
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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The Foot 14,139 11
06/01/2004 05:37 PM
CD's burn YOU!
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monday 484 9
06/01/2004 05:39 PM
..you eat poo poo and crap hamburgers...
i know that was pretty stupid.
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0 votes
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gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 05:45 PM
The cold fornitactes with you
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 05:46 PM
The cold fornicates with you
damn my dyslexic fingers
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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DetroitRockHawk 24 8
06/01/2004 05:49 PM
In Soviet Russia...
CANNON fires YOU
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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the flying nun 1,412 10
06/01/2004 06:01 PM
In Soviet Russia, government complain about you!
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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DetroitRockHawk 24 8
06/01/2004 06:23 PM
In Soviet Russia...WHORE pays YOU
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/05/2004 08:42 PM
...Dallas does Debbie.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
06/05/2004 10:06 PM
In Soviet Russia, this thread becomes puzzled and leaves me.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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firelizard 1,191 12
06/05/2004 10:21 PM
... ball plays you
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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firelizard 1,191 12
06/05/2004 10:22 PM
... duck feed you
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/05/2004 10:24 PM
firelizard doesnt suck!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Dann (With 2 n's) 2,210 10
06/05/2004 10:30 PM
...All their base belong to YOU!!!
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0 votes
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SAVIORA 666 10
06/05/2004 11:35 PM
Bush copulates YOU!
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GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 12:06 AM
You shove food up your butt and crap out your mouth!
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6 votes
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/06/2004 12:09 AM
The Frost shuts up you.
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monday 484 9
06/06/2004 12:13 AM
..everybody loves mondays. then they move to the u.s. and hates mondays.
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Pat The Great 948 9
06/06/2004 12:33 AM
A recent Slashdot article announcing that an official in the Russian government had turned the tables on spammers by flooding their email. . .
Since when do the Russians have good ideas?
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TheFoye 55,700 16
02/16/2005 07:35 AM
Who the Frost is Zuka?
Anyways in Soviet Russia people die, chew on that!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/16/2005 07:56 AM
Who the Frost is Zuka?
She lives on the second floor.
She lives upstairs from you.
Guess you've never seen her before.
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Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,757 15
02/16/2005 08:46 AM
Zuka ?
Isn't that the German Dive Bomber that Nerd flies around here in ?
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Youre all after me Lucky Charms 171,270 14
02/16/2005 10:22 AM
In Soviet Russia....thread bumps you!
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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
02/27/2005 11:57 AM
You know McVities, that would be funnier if this thread weren't so old and your post couldn't be found in Shecabbage's link.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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Dogs Akimbo 211,507 32
02/27/2005 06:33 PM
In Soviet Russia, man oppresses man.
In United States of American, it is the opposite!
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0 votes
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Psychic Canoe Paddle 4 8
02/27/2005 06:46 PM
mystery resolved... god DOES pray to us human-folk.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Hollis loves you. 7,284 14
02/27/2005 07:35 PM
Goatse is constipated!
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Xxara 1,114 9
02/27/2005 09:06 PM
Cows violate YOU
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furkontrabass 76 8
02/27/2005 09:29 PM
little boys touch me!!!
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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thegreatwent 564 9
02/27/2005 10:32 PM
Eileen comes on you!
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Sylvester 4,465 9
02/28/2005 03:50 AM
Yakov Smirnoff is still funny.
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