Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/01/2004 03:26 AM

Well when you get your own website and become King of Turdsville you can make up the rules, But until then post when you want to and don't when you don't.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:28 AM

hello dear, are you new?



oh, ya you are. lick a dick n00b, i wasn't talking to you.



don't respond to a question to jeff. how dare you think you have the right?

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:29 AM

heh, i kinda made a reverse haiku.

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 03:31 AM

damn commie go back to russia..no make that china.damn commie.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/01/2004 03:32 AM

I am not a n00b search the name Clovis if you think I am lying....that is if your smart.



Oh well I tried.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:34 AM

<action>realises this is the time to give up, and realise nothing funny will come of this night</action>



that's why jeff needs to intervene. you guys suck.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:35 AM

i remember you clovis.



as i was saying...

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 03:39 AM

jeff, we need a probation period. that way superturkey can be funny by himself.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/01/2004 03:43 AM

Well of course this was not going to be a funny thread one you started it, Two who ever heard of a funny turkey (no matter how super he is.) and three you don't know jack Shakespeare about being funny.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:43 AM

monday, you are included. and i hate to say it, but i hate you. you are a stupid Frost-ing retard. so am I. i am a stupid retard. however i am still here, you just waste space.



you need your own box.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:44 AM

nah, i don't hate you, bad choice of words. just bad timing.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/01/2004 03:47 AM

Huh??

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 03:50 AM

exactly.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/01/2004 03:57 AM

Let's see if I got this right, you are the head Ogden Nash in charge and I am just low Ogden Nash on whipping pole and you type jibberish and I am the dumbass?

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 04:13 AM

pretty much.

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 04:32 AM

from now on, i monday will not try to get clickies by insult.or be mean spirited.because it's hard to be, or keep a humorous attitude when i'm thinking how to put down or insult someone.this is a comedy site and i just want to laugh not be mean.and that's about as serious as i'll get from now on.by the way has anyone tried a bowl of dog food with milk?

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 04:35 AM

monday has stoped walking.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/01/2004 04:50 AM

I can't believe I just clicked a clovis.







Dead woman walking!

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 05:17 AM

i think you can die from that.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/01/2004 06:24 AM

A probationary period won't prevent people from posting like idiots.



Superchicken is proof.

Trixxie the Goddess of Doorknobs 65,021 15
06/01/2004 11:13 AM

I like the idea of something like you have to post 100 times before you can otto and 500 times before you can maha/nutzyurface

shoelace414 10,080 13
06/01/2004 11:21 AM

shut up, newbie

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/01/2004 11:22 AM

Restrictions would only serve to piss people off. And no matter what, we still have to deal with the Greater Internet Frostwad Theory. Best to leave bad enough alone.

PowBlocks 782 8
06/01/2004 11:56 AM

You guyth are funny. tee-hee

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 01:34 PM

superturkey-

you've been around for almost 8 months now, and you only have 650 clickies. and 100 something mahas.



im not even funny, and i have over 200 in my first month, and pretty much all of my mahas are from mahazilla.





so Frost off.



but my suggestion would be a voting system where if like 20 people vote off someone [firecow] they will be banned until jeff looks at it.

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/01/2004 01:49 PM

Turkey can Frost off. Go start your own site Emerson! Maybe you just need a rest, because like Monday said, constantly putting people down is not funny (although I have laughed at a lot of your more creative slurs).

What's the matter? Are we cutting into your precious clickies?

Peter has a good idea...20 negative votes...but I don't think that could really stop the dipShakespeares...

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/01/2004 01:51 PM

Turkey, whoever told you you're no longer a n00b was lying. As far as I'm concerned, you've been about as unfunny as they come, and to see you saying others aren't funny is more than just ironic, it shows us that you don't have much of a grip on reality.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 01:51 PM

peter, i have about 80 from mahazilla, plus about 25 i got for admitting to a bad joke that i could have been dishonest and avoided. and take that along with the fact that for the first 6 months or so, i only came on for about 30 minutes a week. i have got about 500 in the past 3 months, and about 30 real maha's. you were saying?(plus 7 in the past 8 hours, was that you, dickhead?)

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 01:54 PM

hmm... have i given any mahas?

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 02:00 PM

nah, i figured out who it was. not you.

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/01/2004 02:07 PM

Is Turkey still in a pissy mood?

Must be his time of the month

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:10 PM

if this probation thing goes through am i gonna have to go to a probation officer? i already have one i'm still meeting with.

TabulaRasaJane 173,958 15
06/01/2004 02:14 PM

Turkey, I haven't had my n00b title removed yet, either. Don't feel bad. And I even kind of like you sometimes. Usually late at night when I'm drinking, but still-it's something.

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/01/2004 02:18 PM

"am i gonna have to go to a probation officer?"



Oh Shakespeare!! Do you think they will do Piss Tests??









Does anyone have some clean urine I can buy?

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:20 PM

i got dirty urine you can have for free. let me just siphone it out of the toilet.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/01/2004 02:20 PM

Everyone shut up now or I will turn this thread right around!

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:21 PM

the P.O. won't even know it was siphoned.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/01/2004 02:24 PM

"Everyone shut up now or I will turn this thread right around!"



And make it good?!

godot 15,434 11
06/01/2004 02:26 PM

i have about 80 from mahazilla, plus about 25



How do you know where your mahas are coming from? Perhaps you think it's mahazilla but in reality people just don't like you. Think on that for a while you dickfaced Coleridge snizzer.



Furthermore, StupidTurkey, you are an idiot. You are a noob just as I am a noob. Get over it. Get over new people joining. This isn't your exclusive club. You have to power to click or not click, to maha or not maha, and to post or not post. As a community member you have these rights and only these rights.



In times like these I wish Lucifer were still around...

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 02:33 PM

i just want to laugh. not join the exclusive "only people who think they're funny club" besides us not-so-funnies make the good people even funnier.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/01/2004 03:41 PM

What if we gave regulars (defined by a number of clickies around 2,000 or more, I don't know) a power to boot people. If 10 or more of them voted somebody off, then off they go, never to return. I realize I'm signing my own death warrant here, but I'm just trying to be helpful.



Oh yeah, I have another brilliant idea that's going to get me hated even more than I have been... Picturebot. Like swearbot. All links to tubgirl, goatse man, or anything else that turns up go here. You know what, never mind that idea, it would take a lot of the fun out of the whole linking system and I'm sure it would ruin n00b bashing for all of you.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 04:33 PM

see, that firecow thing is exactly why i started this thread. that was what it was in reference to, i don't where you guys came up with all that other crap.

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 05:00 PM

it's not about prison rape? damn!

godot 15,434 11
06/01/2004 05:08 PM

I hate free clickie threads.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 05:12 PM

they are all free clickie threads godot, look.



it's like prophecy is back in action or something.

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 05:13 PM

what's a free clickie thread ? and should i hate it too?

Lizzie Girl 51 9
06/01/2004 06:38 PM

I think there should be a couple moderator-type people that have the ability to boot flooders like fire cow off of the site.

Wondershark - now called Ziggy 279 10
06/01/2004 06:41 PM

I agree too. But the moderators would have to be chosen with care. DemoMonkey would be a good moderator, for example.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/01/2004 07:58 PM

and me, because i'm not spiteful or anything.

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/01/2004 09:27 PM

I vote we make 'superturkey' the ultimate authority on the subject. He obviously has a much keener sense of what is funny, and what is NOT.

I really think that an autocratic system is the only way to run a public forum.

WE MUST CHOOSE A LEADER!!!





Please give 'superturkey' all the Clickies and Ego-boosts he/she/it clearly deserves.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/01/2004 09:30 PM

Yeah, then we'll deep-fry his ass.

Mmmm....Deep fried turkey. Delicious deep fried turkey.

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/01/2004 09:36 PM

<action>tries to hold back a tear.</action> As far as I'm concerned, you've been about as unfunny as they come





awww Beebs said "about" which means I am almost out of his un-funniest and most hated list. Bless you Beebs.... bless you dearly....

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/01/2004 09:38 PM

Don't you have someone to kidnap?

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/01/2004 09:40 PM

Don't you have something to bitch about?

monday 484 9
06/01/2004 09:43 PM

Don't you have.......Do'h!!

superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 09:44 PM

'I vote we make 'superturkey' the ultimate authority on the subject.'



that is exactly what i was talking about earlier. retards that have no idea what the Frost they are talking about. it has nothing to do with being funny/unfunny. it has to do with abusing the threads, as nutz and that fire guy do. it doesn't even extend to Frost-ing morons such as yourself who can't read.

the flying nun 1,412 10
06/01/2004 09:53 PM

To anyone who says we need a moderator/leader, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK JOHN'S HERE FOR?!



I hope I've been helpful.

Wondershark - now called Ziggy 279 10
06/02/2004 12:27 AM

John isn't omniscient. He isn't around to constantly check every thread and baby sit us. He's like a teacher, and when he turns his back on the class everyone misbehaves. Shouldn't he have some people to help govern the threads? As long as they didn't abuse their power, it would free up time for him.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 12:29 AM

i elect nutz, godot and myself.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 02:34 AM

trae for day shift, and llama for night shift.



they should be given moderator rights, to get rid of the idiots who try to ruin gab. not the idiots who post on gab thinking they are funny, they are cool.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/02/2004 02:54 AM

You just dont know when to leave well enough alone do you Turkey.

Hey here is an idea...Pack up all your G.I Joes and blow-up dolls, and move to Iraq. I heard they are looking for a half wit and maybe, just maybe you might be qualfied.







Nah even they are not that stupid.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 02:57 AM

awww, clovis is mad because someone made him a bitch.



it's ok clovis, your ass widening will serve you well. you'll make more money.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/02/2004 03:09 AM

Hahahaha that was so funny, so original, so...so...??????

I am lost for words I got so burned,boy am I out of my league.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
06/02/2004 03:13 AM

Would someone please stuff that Frost-ing turkey?

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 04:01 AM

only one maha out of that?

Miracles 22,430 0
06/02/2004 05:15 AM

I only signed back on because Zaphod wanted to fry turkey's ass and I had to give him clickies for it!



Fried turkey is so tender!

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 05:19 AM

wrong thread.



now go back to Frost-ing yourself.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 05:21 AM

we, and many others share teh funny, it is something we don't share with you.



most people just know how to be funny, you couldn't pull it off, even with schooling.

superturkey 6,678 0
06/02/2004 05:22 AM

this is my time to log off.

Lila the Betrothed 78,550 13
06/02/2004 05:26 AM

I think that time has long passed.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/02/2004 05:27 AM

Please do so, because you are not a funny person...just a mean one!



Try to make people laugh - instead of pissing them off! Just a tip...BIRD!