is this fair?
A comedy conversation
by gobadine  2,737  10
06/01/2004 05:13 PM 239 views
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last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, but she says, "I don't feel like it just hold me."
I said "WHAT!!!
she says the words that every husband dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realising that nothing was happening I went to sleep. The next day took the day off of work . We went out to lunch then went. I walked around with her while she tried on several different outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. She was so excited She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling she said, "I think this is all lets go to the cashier." I couldnt contain myself when I said, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face went blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT??!!!"
I then said " honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs flyover a frozen hell while monkeys fly out her bum.
It seems I have saved myself about six years of sex
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
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superturkey 6,678  0
06/01/2004 05:16 PM
you are my idol.
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Funny
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/01/2004 05:16 PM
40,000 clicks for you.
in the form of One.
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Chuckleworthy
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PowBlocks 782 8
06/01/2004 05:19 PM
ha ha ha your wife is a dumbass. Sucks for you.
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Hilarious
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sharribarri 14,124 11
06/01/2004 05:19 PM
Nice job of cut-n-paste.
The real question is: are you even really married?
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Chuckleworthy
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Scratchy 2,750 12
06/01/2004 05:22 PM
This came from Readers Digest, didn't it?
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Chuckleworthy
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godot 15,434 11
06/01/2004 05:23 PM
Is your wife a whore?
Sounds like you treat her like one.
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Chuckleworthy
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mr.funky chunks 256 9
06/01/2004 05:23 PM
no no like this
40,000 clicks for you
in the form of one!
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Chuckleworthy
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KatsMeows 2,401 10
06/01/2004 05:25 PM
Ha ha
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Chuckleworthy
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Chance 171,270 14
06/01/2004 05:25 PM
You should be mahad for being a liar and acting like this actually happened to you. YOU SIR ARE A LIAR!
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Chuckleworthy
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Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/01/2004 05:28 PM
Feel free to give me all the ottos for this story. I'll admit, Iwas the original one who wrote this and sent it to everyone through email. Shower me in your pee...
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Hilarious
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Chance 171,270 14
06/01/2004 05:28 PM
Oh and btw, I know this guy whos uncles friends cousins barber woke up in a bathtub full of ice cause someone stole his liver!
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gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 05:29 PM
no no its from here
plagiarism rules
and its a lot funnier than some of the stuff currently being posted.
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Chuckleworthy
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KatsMeows 2,401 10
06/01/2004 05:29 PM
Gasp, you take that back!!!
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sharribarri 14,124 11
06/01/2004 05:31 PM
Yeah, and clickies to me for saying it first!!! :)
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monday 484 9
06/01/2004 05:32 PM
is it wrong to still belive him?
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VioletYoshi 16 8
06/01/2004 05:35 PM
I wonder somtimes why women belive their husband's are supposed to be there for emotional support. It's common knowledge they're bad at it.
I think this is the reason God created Gay men, to fill in the void of emotional support for women.
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Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
06/01/2004 05:51 PM
no no like this
I got more clicks than you, and i diddnt take up the size of my Coleridge in empty thread space. Prick.
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Chuckleworthy
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superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 06:21 PM
i retract my idol statement, but still funny, so i don't retract my click.
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gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 06:23 PM
superturkey I dont care what the others say about you, your a prince amoung men.
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superturkey 6,678 0
06/01/2004 06:30 PM
well, the others hate me, i don't know if you want to go around telling people that, it's a big mistake.
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gobadine 2,737 10
06/01/2004 06:36 PM
well, the others hate me, i don't know if you want to go around telling people that, it's a big mistake.
to late my clickies are in freefall. I walk with the mark of Caine, spurned for all time.
oh well, off for a wank then.
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