Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/04/2004 12:55 PM

NO DAMMIT!



*bursts into tears*

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/04/2004 12:56 PM

It's too damned hot here. All the moisture is coming out as sweat. Not enough left over for pee.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/04/2004 12:57 PM

Nope, blood free thanks.



*click*



*skips merrily away*



*trips*

SHP : I heart the Sobe Lizard 181,718 70
06/04/2004 12:58 PM

<action>bursts into tears.</action>

Yes, yes I am, you insensitive bastard.

Hug me?

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/04/2004 01:08 PM

<action>bleeds</action>

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/04/2004 01:11 PM

I started yesterday morning. Woke up and - BAM!



Now my back hurts and I have mild cramping.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/04/2004 01:13 PM

I started yesterday morning. Woke up and - BAM!



Now my back hurts and I have mild cramping.



You have mild cramping from acting like Ermil?

Gavvo 1,789 12
06/04/2004 01:14 PM

<action>lifts foot, sees old dish rag</action> Well I'll be damned, I was!!

*clicks*

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/04/2004 01:14 PM

heh-heh

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/04/2004 01:14 PM

Ermil



Emeril's cousin from West Virginia?

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/04/2004 01:15 PM

Listen bitch.



When you are me and I am you, you can make all the West Virgina jokes you want.



*brushes her tooth*

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/04/2004 01:19 PM

I don't even have a Poe...

godot 15,434 11
06/04/2004 01:21 PM

I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!

Aimlesssaywhat??? 54,807 10
06/04/2004 01:22 PM

What??? I give and I give and I give and you are trying to tell me i don't give enough?



*pauses to stuff mouth full of chocolate*



YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!



Oh...what do you want for dinner?

Bankey 70,843 10
06/04/2004 01:23 PM

I don't even have a Poe...



perhaps I can be of some assistance

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
06/04/2004 01:25 PM

<action>removes face from a giant tub of quadruple chocolate with fudge pieces...wipes chin...</action>What was the question?

godot 15,434 11
06/04/2004 01:33 PM

my anus is bleeding...



MY anus IS bleeding...



MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 01:37 PM

I've got a fever, and, the only prescription, is more cowbell

filly182 39,193 20
06/04/2004 01:39 PM

i'm not on the rag, but i'm sick. is that close enough, you EVIL WHORE?!

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/04/2004 01:43 PM

<action>getShakespeare on nose with rolled up newspaper</action>

Oh, sorry. I was on the shag.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 01:48 PM

I think it's about time that all the women in the world stop pretending like this whole PMS thing is so bad. It's nothing more than an excuse to be a bitch. Hell, it probably feels good!







If anyone needs me, I will now be in my fallout shelter trying to fight off the hordes of women trying to rape and pillage me.

filly182 39,193 20
06/04/2004 02:01 PM

heh heh, TEDphat's funny. pms faked? ok, i admit it...he has a point. DAMMIT!

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
06/04/2004 02:04 PM

Nope. Haven't had a "visitor" in about 3 or 4 months. And no, there's no bun in the oven.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 02:05 PM

The first time a girl has her period chimes go off in her head. It's true. I saw it in a video in health class. And then she has become a woman :-) yayyy

LLAMA! That will be one dollar please. 7,194 10
06/04/2004 02:07 PM

TEDphat, I wanna take a fork, jab it into your stomach, and start twisting violently, because that would give you a taste of what cramps feel like. Or I could just kick you in the balls. Your choice.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 02:10 PM

I'll take the kick in the balls. I like when girls touch my weewee.

Deniasha 41 8
06/04/2004 02:19 PM

Ted,

I guarantee if you bleed for seven days straight, you would not still be alive. Trying doing that every month for the next 30-40 years of your life, only interrupted to spit a kid or two out. Doesn't that just make you feel peachy keen?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 02:21 PM

I'm just messing around. I have a mom, sister, and enough girlfriends to know not to mess with a PMSing woman.





I'm sorry to all the ladies, I was just going for cheap clickies....I'm ashamed of myself.

filly182 39,193 20
06/04/2004 02:45 PM

as you should be

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 02:49 PM

I'm not a woman, but I am a big fan of the 'gine

TabulaRasaJane 173,958 15
06/04/2004 02:49 PM

You just can't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/04/2004 02:49 PM

This morning during Breakfast Television and my MiniWheats, a commercial for women's sanitary thingamajiggys came on. No prob...I continue to munch away because blue liquid being poured over things doesnt bother me.



But the commentary did: "Sitting for long periods of time followed by sudden movement might cause flow and odour..."



...odour?





...odour....?





BLAAAARRRRGH!!!!1ONETilde



And you people wonder why I am gay.

SHP : I heart the Sobe Lizard 181,718 70
06/04/2004 02:50 PM

I am a woman, and I'm a big fan of the gin.





Especially during PMS.

SHP : I heart the Sobe Lizard 181,718 70
06/04/2004 02:51 PM

And you people wonder why I am gay.



Right. And scrotum moisture smells like perfume of the angels.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/04/2004 02:52 PM

I'm not quite as big a fan of the 'gine during PMS.

filly182 39,193 20
06/04/2004 02:52 PM

if oboe master was a member, i would be giving her massive clickies about now. that was beautiful.

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/04/2004 02:53 PM

"Manscrotum smell is pretty groovy." --Trixie.



"Your own farts smell ok" --George Carlin.



"I think I would like to avoid someone's fishy blood smell." --Dead Robot

nothing 349 9
06/04/2004 04:40 PM

Nope. Haven't had a "visitor" in about 3 or 4 months. And no, there's no bun in the oven.



menopause - pms on steroids

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/04/2004 04:51 PM

Cramps aren't the worst part of it for me. It's the uncontrolable urge to kill.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
06/04/2004 04:58 PM

28 and going through menopause? Nah.



I'd like to thank Loestrin (tm).

firelizard 1,191 12
06/04/2004 05:51 PM

why worry about PMS, it only last 21 days out of 28, men have 7 days free to piss us off.

godot 15,434 11
06/04/2004 06:22 PM

<action>tears up... starts to cry... then sobs</action>



cool chick... that is soo true...

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/04/2004 06:26 PM

why worry about PMS, it only last 21 days out of 28, men have 7 days free to piss us off.



Yeah, I saw that one on www.Tshirthell.com too.

Kittunsrice-a-roni: The San Francisco Treat™ 44,835 9
09/06/2005 12:56 PM

This thread is the piece de resistance of what I loved about Gab a year ago.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/06/2005 01:02 PM

After reading this old thread, I understand why John upgraded the rating system

Lupience 26,981 11
09/06/2005 03:28 PM

I'm just off the rag. Now my menstrual hormonal mood swings, bleeding and cramping have segued into the perimenopausal mood swings and drenching hot flashes. Wheee!



Now leave me the Frost ALONE!