JP-Princess of all radioactive-green Mountains 13,437 11
06/05/2004 01:39 AM

If I can buy a t-shirt that either says, "I stroked a moon rock", or "I pelted a kid with moon rocks", I'm in.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 01:39 AM

That's more Clearlake than Houston.



We'd fill up the Mucky Duck so that's out.



And there is always Astroworld.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 01:41 AM

I don't know about that, JP, but you can get NASA shot glasses. Who wouldn't want a NASA shot glass? And you can get space ice cream!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 01:43 AM

I consider Clear Lake part of "Greater Houston". What's the Mucky Duck? Astroworld's cool, but we did Six Flags last time. I wanted to do something different.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 01:43 AM

We all get out pictures taken by Rhiannon so we can go on the tram tour.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 01:45 AM

with a name like McHaggis...



The Mucky Duck

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 01:46 AM

I don't get out much.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 01:47 AM

Wednesday's are worth it if you like Celtic music.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 01:49 AM

I'll keep it in mind. Thanks.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 01:52 AM

we could alaways do the Texas Renaissance festival in Oct-Nov.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/05/2004 01:55 AM

Spicy, do you have any idea what you are doing?!



These people havent seen natural light in YEARS!



You could kill them all, or worse - let them get real lives!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 01:59 AM

Don't worry, Peter. We'd have NASA scientists create an approriate sunblock for our fragile, computer-irradiated skin.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
06/05/2004 02:00 AM

Being a resident of Clear Lake, I think it's a fantastic idea!!



PLUS! I have a couch, an extra bedroom/computer room with a futon, and some spare floor space in my closet.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
06/05/2004 02:01 AM

But on a sidenote, I would suggest this Houston area gathering take place after this sauna-esque weather has passed. People would die.

newwave 45,912 10
06/05/2004 02:02 AM

Just imagining all the GABbers coming out of your closet in the morning...

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 02:03 AM

You mean the 5 days in January where it drops below 85 degrees and the humidity is only 69%?

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 02:03 AM

Bunny! Shhhhh.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 02:05 AM

we could always troll Montrose/Westhimer area and go transy ho spotting like I used to do on friday nights....

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/05/2004 02:18 AM

Can I be all, "Look at me! I'm visiting Texas! Now I'm as Texan as the President!"



?



'Cause that would be fun for 30 seconds.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/05/2004 02:21 AM

PLUS! I have a couch



I read that as, uh.. something different.

Chit4Brainz 178,757 15
06/05/2004 02:34 AM

Houston has more Catfish Shacks and Waffel Houses than just about anywhere.....Only thing they have more of is Strip Clubs.

Wonder if there is a strip club called the Twat-Waffel House yet ?

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/05/2004 02:35 AM

Dallas/Ft. Worth Beats them in strip clubs.

Chit4Brainz 178,757 15
06/05/2004 03:11 AM

Maybe we can time it right , and see ourselves an execution too.



(I'd rather terrorize Bonky's contractor than fondle moon rocks if we can track him down.)

TabulaRasaJane 173,958 15
06/05/2004 03:42 AM

I for one would love a Houston gathering. Because of the sad shape of my car, I doubt I would be able to make it if it was somewhere else. Plus, the couple times I've been to Houston I really enjoyed it.

monday 484 9
06/05/2004 03:52 AM

dallas/fort worth has more cows too.

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
06/05/2004 12:03 PM

I'll make up Tshirts with John's face in an astronaut suit waving. Then on the back it'll say 'Houston We have a Problem...Gabfest Houston 2004'

Pat The Great 948 9
06/05/2004 12:14 PM

I wonder how many people you could nail to cacti before the police finally caught you.

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
06/05/2004 12:16 PM

<ACTION>scribbles furiously





"Pin the Gabber to the Cactus" - CHECK!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 12:39 PM

I love the T-shirt idea, Trae. I take a XXXL.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/05/2004 12:56 PM

some spare floor space in my closet.



I think it's only fair for that to be reserved for Puggy.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/05/2004 05:53 PM

Y'know, there is a GABber that has made alien t-shirts that could have extra words and other designs like what Trae wants to do. Hmm, if only he were around.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 06:39 PM

Yes! I know just what you're talking about Hammerhead. We could use some of those shirts. They said "Foolish Human" or something like that. I wish I could remember who made those. They would be perfect.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/05/2004 06:41 PM

If there was only some thread that talked about that. We might have a clue.

Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
06/05/2004 06:52 PM

The following previous gabfest attendees will not make it to one held in Houston:



Trixxie: Because everyone knows that Texans murder gays on sight. And Trixxie doesn't hide it all that well.



Chickens: Because if he was unwilling to drive as far as Tenessee, he ain't heading for Texas.



Me: Because, with an internship and a (hopeful) job, plus a wife and kids, there is just no way that I can explain my way into driving all the way to Houston to see Trae's tits again. If this all comes together, I will have to drop by her apartment so that she can show them to me, just so that I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
06/05/2004 07:02 PM

I could definitely do Houston (I could go see my old house!!)



It's only been 20 years. Think the neighborhood is the same?

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/05/2004 07:03 PM

Trixxie faced the wrath of Trae at Gabessee. Texans should be no sweat.



Chickens can afford a plane ticket. He can just sell a motorcyle. How many does he need anyway?



And you, Chili - Why bother explaining? Just tell them you're going out to get some milk. So what if it takes you all weekend?

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/05/2004 07:08 PM

And if you're lucky, Trae's boobs will squirt milk again!

ringworm 68,315 13
06/05/2004 07:16 PM

i'd prefer texas to any other place. houston has the added benefit of being as close to hell as you can get w/o actually dying. it would be like a little sneak preview for most of us.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/05/2004 07:28 PM

I haven't been to Houston in a few years, and I've told SheHammerhead that I want to take her to Texas someday. We'd just have to leave YoungHammerhead with the in-laws for the weekend.



We may be moving soon, so I think all our funds will be tied up with that, however, we might be able to pull it off if it was in the late fall.

Dalai Llama 7,194 10
06/06/2004 12:14 AM

I've been to Space Center Houston about a bazillion times. Personally, I think the Natural Science Museum is more fun, but that could just be the nerd in me talking. They have IMAX and a laser show and a butterfly atrium and lots of big bones.

Lobster 653 9
06/06/2004 12:26 AM

I'm not witty/perverted enough to make a joke about the big bones so I'll just ruin the fun for others who might be more talented by pointing out the potential humor.

GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 03:24 AM

Pay for my ticket from australia and you betchya.

GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 03:25 AM

Pay for my ticket from australia and you betchya. Oh and a limo from my house to the airport.

GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 03:26 AM

dammit

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,142 13
06/06/2004 05:38 AM

Where abouts in australia do you live?

GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 08:03 AM

Near newcastle

gobadine 2,737 10
06/06/2004 08:07 AM

we got one of them in england,

do you speak like this as well



weyeyeman ya kann lass shoo us ye tits.

GoBanana 590 10
06/06/2004 08:34 AM

No, we don't speak like where retarted and we don't say shrimp on the barbie!! God damn sterotypes!!



Ok I'm through venting.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/06/2004 09:33 AM

I could definitely do Houston



I don't doubt it, but isn't Dallas the more traditional city for that kind of thing?

gobadine 2,737 10
06/06/2004 09:50 AM

Dallas, the fattest city in the US.

it used to be famous for JR EWING and Oil, not its world famous for Blubber.

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
06/06/2004 11:51 AM

If we pay for any Aussie to come, it's gonna be Daggy. Plus, we all decided to pitch in for Neep and Jag to attend the next one.

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
06/06/2004 04:33 PM

Depends on when it is, but I can try to make it. I too will be back in my old Hood... sorta..

Just Bunny 5,695 11
06/06/2004 08:00 PM

Is there any chance you guys would be willing to do this thing in January?

If we can wait until then, I'll be willing to go balls out as the Hostess to Spicey's Host, but if it occurs during the middle of this next semester I'm not going to be able to devote all of my attention to anything at all.



And when I say Balls Out, I mean it... I'm a helluva Hostess and I realize that I would have some big shoes to fill with Trae as my predecessor.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/06/2004 11:23 PM

Bunny, as much as I'd love to see you go balls out, I don't know if the people can wait that long for another GABfest. When does your next semester start?

The Foot 14,139 11
06/06/2004 11:25 PM

Sex pakcets of feesh and cheeeps!

Just Bunny 5,695 11
06/06/2004 11:36 PM

Spicey - I'm currently in summer school. I'll be taking both sessions and summer II backs right up to the fall semester.



Grad school is a bitch.

GoBanana 590 10
06/07/2004 12:30 AM

ARe you saying I don't have any style Trae?

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/07/2004 12:48 PM

Hey! Y'all let this fall off of the page. I'll let it slide this time, but don't let it happen again.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 01:21 PM

Please do come to Houston.



I am going to need your agenda so that I can stalk you all from afar.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/07/2004 01:50 PM

You're all talk, SHP. You haven't stalked me once, and you know what neighborhood I live in.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 01:56 PM

Heh. That's what you think. I'm just that stealth.



Nice shirt, by the way.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/07/2004 02:59 PM

You like? I got it at Wal-Ma....er Lord and Taylor.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/07/2004 09:51 PM

Ha! You thought if you ignored it, it would just go away, didn't you?



You thought wrong!

Just Bunny 5,695 11
06/08/2004 12:29 AM

Yeah, you were WRONG!

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/08/2004 03:05 AM

<action> looks sadly down into wallet.

Dude, I'm out.

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
06/08/2004 11:40 PM

SPICEY!! If you happen to live near Willowbrook Mall (I know this is true because I am stalking you heard it somewhere), you live right near my old house!!



I have fond memories of living there. I played doctor with the boy who lived just down the street.



It'll be like a trip down memory lane (if the drinks are mixed right I can give "tours" down that lane *winkwink*)

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 11:43 PM

my old neighborhood as well. I didn't get far wnough away, I'm in Dallas...

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
06/08/2004 11:46 PM

I did that move, too. Houston, Plano, then Pittsburgh. My aim is to end up in Boise.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 11:49 PM

my aim is actually internation... Scotland...

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 11:49 PM

I can't Frost-ing tyoe tonight. international and enough.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 11:49 PM

exactly

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/08/2004 11:54 PM

Why do I always think these kinds of threads are boring?



Oh, right.



It's because they are always about places I don't want to go.



I VOTE VEGAS BABY!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/09/2004 09:26 AM

Hush, Kittuns. You know you want to stalk me.



Itellyawhut. Let's get some solid numbers. Ignore everything else such as time of year and activities planned. I want to know who would actually be willing and able to come to Houston for a weekend. Assume that we pick a weekend that's suitable for you. Give me a go / no go for Houston.





If there are enough "go" answers, then it's on, and you know what that means.

Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/09/2004 10:26 AM

GO, baby, go!

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/09/2004 10:33 AM

If we are going to do this thing, and it's gonna be a big one, I'll need more time to organize. Please email me with a yes or no:



tlemay@zug.com

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/09/2004 10:34 AM

You just wanted to show off your spiffy zug.com e-mail address.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2004 10:37 AM

If the stars align properly (kid, wife, work, etc) I would go to Houston.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/09/2004 10:40 AM

There was just a transit of Venus...can there be any other sign that points to yes?



I think not.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2004 10:43 AM

When the moon is in the Seventh House

And Jupiter aligns with Mars

Then peace will guide the planets

And love will steer the stars

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/09/2004 04:35 PM

'scuse me Mr. Not logged in, but I don't think I said anything about it happening today.



"If you're gonna post, make it count. If not, get the hell out!!"

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/09/2004 04:39 PM

Trae, you sound a little cranky. If you're out of happy pills, I would suggest as a substitute that you take two cucumbers vaginally and call me in the morning.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/09/2004 04:41 PM

Side by side, or end to end?

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

As a Houstonian, I highly endorse this idea. As the only Houston member of QTA, I volunteer to escort those interested to the butsex lovely gay bars.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>earches furiously</action>

Dammit, I know that other 't' is around here somewhere.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>gives up</action>

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>Gives up!</action>