gobadine 2,737 10
06/06/2004 03:52 PM

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nice bathroom

superturkey 6,678 0
06/06/2004 04:01 PM

it would be forbidden to take a Shakespeare?

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/06/2004 04:03 PM

If yous was rich you wouldn't need well grammarrr. But since I take it you're not rich yet, this thread should be titled "If I were rich..."

godot 15,434 11
06/06/2004 04:33 PM

WB, your you're wrong. "Was" can be used in informal writing. Please review this link to better understand the language you pretend to know so good well.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/06/2004 05:14 PM

Exactly, it's informal. The correct, formal way to say it would be "If I were." Also, according to Dictionary.com, the meaning of informal is: "Being more appropriate for use in the spoken language than in the written language." The title of this thread is written, not spoken.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/06/2004 05:15 PM

If I were a rich man, I'd have one long staircase just going up, and one even longer going down, and one more going nowhere just for show.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/06/2004 06:18 PM

My grammar's in the kitchen makin' cookies.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/06/2004 07:30 PM

Spicey, I will have you some day soon. Oh yes I will!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/06/2004 07:32 PM

I think Yente might have something to say about that, Declan.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/06/2004 08:28 PM

If I were rich, I'd buy a new butt because mine has a crack in it!





Oh we just laughed and laughed.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/06/2004 09:46 PM

Trae-feh!

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/07/2004 12:18 AM

If I were rich:



I would by ZUG and declare myself king.



I would buy the country of Angola and rename it "AppawhatchamaFrost"



I would hire Ninjas to abduct Wayne Gretzky and I would encase him in glass and keep him in my trophy room.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/07/2004 12:19 AM

I hope the "U" key got stuck on that last post and I didn't subconsiously actually press "b-y---z-u-g"

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/07/2004 12:23 AM

If I were rich, I would buy enough diabolical weapons and evil lairs to enable myself to take over the universe donate lots of money to charity.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/07/2004 12:29 AM

If you are wondering "Why Wayne Gretzky?", the answer is obvious: I want to rob Canada of the only national treasure they have. It would be like if somebody stole the Declaration of Independence, and blew up Mt. Rushmore, Fort Knox, and the entire D.C. area.

thelastpotato 147 9
06/07/2004 06:15 AM

They'll still have their curling all-star Winstin Longbottom Archibald the Seventh.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 12:23 PM

If I was rich, I'd buy a rocket launcher.



If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 12:23 PM

Go ahead, correct my was/were mistake, sonofabitch!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/07/2004 12:26 PM

If i was Rich, i would not go by the name Dick.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 12:27 PM

Were I a rich woman - I'd get lots of cosmetic surgery and masterbate in front of a mirror for the rest of my life.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/07/2004 12:55 PM

I llove you today, Lloyd.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/07/2004 02:42 PM

If I was rich I would sing on a loud speaker to the world

Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away I've got to

Get away

From the pain that you drive into the heart of me

The love we share

Seems to go nowhere

And I've lost my light

For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night



Once I ran to you (I ran)

Now I'll run from you

This tainted love you've given

I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh...tainted love

Tainted love



Now I know I've got to

Run away I've got to

Get away

You don't really want IT any more from me

To make things right

You need someone to hold you tight

And you'll think love is to pray

But I'm sorry I don't pray that way



(Once I ran to you (I ran)

Now I'll run from you

This tainted love you've given

I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh...tainted love

Tainted love





Don't touch me please

I cannot stand the way you tease

I love you though you hurt me so

Now I'm going to pack my things and go

Tainted love, tainted love

Touch me baby, tainted love

Tainted love Once I ran to you (I ran)

Now I'll run from you

This tainted love you've given

I give you all a boy could give you

Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh...tainted love

Tainted love

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/07/2004 02:43 PM

Oh if you could here me sing HAHA American Idol I am not

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 02:43 PM

<action>crashes airplane into TheFoye</action>

Deniasha 41 8
06/07/2004 05:38 PM

Oh if I were rich, I would ban American Idol and all forms of reality shows.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/07/2004 09:25 PM

If I were to suddenly win the lottery or become rich by some other instant means, I wouldn't immediately quit my job and move to miami and open up a brothel. . .



I'd just have my driver take me in the limo to work.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/07/2004 09:38 PM

if i were rich, i would have extremely realistic fake animal corpses for every breed of dog in the back of my trunk, and every time i came across a dog somebody locked in their car during the hottest part of the day at the mall or grocery store, i would switch them out and find the dog a new home.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/07/2004 09:41 PM

Since im rich, I'll buy you all!