Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/07/2004 02:47 PM

Sue is a bit of a snob, and believes her time is far too precious to spend it writing a simple bio.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/07/2004 02:48 PM

Post the pictures!



Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/07/2004 02:50 PM

Ed is the office's version of John Wayne toilet paper. He's rough, he's tough and he doesn't take crap off nobody.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 02:51 PM

Because I like you, No_Key, I won't post a link to bakla.net. But I can't post the pictures either.

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/07/2004 02:51 PM

Juanita has the largest breasts this side of the water cooler.



Jenny likes to crop dust.



Alfred has Turettes, so dont be Frost-ing suprised.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 02:53 PM

Wayne lives in a house. He has a mother and a father and a brother and a dog. The dog's name is Mr. Snufflebottomcakes. Wayne enjoys collecting small pebbles and naming them after celebrities.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/07/2004 02:54 PM

Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

They were all in love dyin' they were doin' it in Texas

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train

They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountian

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/07/2004 02:55 PM

Jefferson is our token black employee. His ancestors were removed from the Sudan some 400 years ago by greedy Dutch burghers looking to make an easy profit. While his people have struggled for equality for centuries now, in public he is quite adept at hiding his seething hatred of the white man.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/07/2004 02:56 PM

Dave has a rash that just won't go away.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 02:57 PM

Jack is a Jamie Lee Curtis fanatic. He has met her twelve times and is currently in litigation to dismiss charges of stalking. He laments the restraining order filed and remains hopeful that she will one day understand his undying love and devotion to her.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 02:57 PM

Joe spends his time surfing the internet for celebrity gossip and recipes. Most people don't realize that he likes to pick his nose and wipe it under his chair. He steals scissors and spends a lot of time in the men's room.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/07/2004 02:58 PM

Harrold will stick any office supply into his rectum for one US dollar.



(With the exception of the three-hold punch.)

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/07/2004 02:59 PM

Joanie loves to cook. In fact, her sweet hot muffins have been an office favorite since last year's Christmas party. Her recipes for the juiciest breasts you have ever seen will surely make any gathering one to remember. All inuendo aside, she is a tremendous whore.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/07/2004 03:02 PM

Bob brags about the fact that he owns a gun, and keeps playing with his nuts. He gets them really sweaty, and then walks around shaking everyone's hand.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
06/07/2004 03:03 PM

Chi, can I commission you to write my obit?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 03:04 PM

You could use all of the Steven Wright hobbies:



Peter likes to fill the tub up with water, turn on the shower and pretend he's in a sub that's been hit.



John enjoys going downtown and getting a really great parking spot, sitting in his car and counting how many people ask him if he's leaving.



Sue likes to collect seashells. In fact, she has the world's largest seashell collection. She keeps it scattered on the beaches all over the world. Perhaps you've seen it.



Before coming to work with us, Ed used to work as a narrator for bad mimes. After that, he worked as a proofreader for a skywriting company. Then he worked as a parking attendant at Vancouver International Airport. He parked jets. They had to let him go though, because he kept locking the keys in them. One day his boss found him on an 86 foot step ladder with a coat hanger. Finally, he worked in a natural organic health food store, where he was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/07/2004 03:05 PM

Little ditty about Jack and Diane, two intern kids growing up in the heartland...

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 03:06 PM

Stacie, formerly Chuck, is currently in the final stages of her sex change operation. She is looking forward to the onslaught of chauvinism and the discovery of the glass ceiling.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/07/2004 03:07 PM

Livewire is our resident intranet developer. While usually quiet and low key, Livewire can sometimes be found rattling off racial slurs and anti American rehetoric on www.zug.com/gab. It's a little known fact that Lloyd has an unusual attachment to his dog, and likes to play with himself while watching old Golden Girls reruns.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/07/2004 03:07 PM

Christopher, head of the IT department, enjoys reading, bicycle riding, and is a counselor at vacation bible camp during the summer. A favorite around the office, when he goes to shake your hand he tickles your palm with his bent pinky. Perhaps our creepiest employee. All queries about any odors are usually met with anger.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/07/2004 03:07 PM

Bob you may know as the odd guy in cubicle 3. He is not actually employed here anymore, but for some clerical reason, his paychecks continue to be issued. If someone catches him away from his desk, please retrieve the banned red swingline stapler.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/07/2004 03:07 PM

Frost! confused the Canadians!



Lloyd, Livewire, whatevs...



Sentiments the same.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 03:08 PM

Still stealing from S.W.:



Rachel has beautiful emerald eyes and lovely long flowing plaid hair. Her father is an incredible millionaire. He's the guy who invented that little diagram that shows you which way to put batteries in something. Rachel enjoys putting slinkies on escalators.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 03:10 PM

It's the fact that we're both moon monsters, isn't it?

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/07/2004 03:11 PM

Indeed.

That and the L thing and the being from Canada.

and that I want to make sweaty monkey love to you both in some kind of mad Canadian, American, Canadian sandwich.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/07/2004 03:11 PM

<haunting flute music>

George, our custodial technician, is nocturnal, meaning he comes out at night. He can be seen snooping through desk drawers.

For further information contact Hinterland Who's Who.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 03:13 PM

<action>has to go do number 3 now.</action>

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 03:27 PM

Sharon speaks like Minnie Mouse and is about as smart as a rotten banana. Amazingly, she's a favorite of upper managment and is said to be a hit at office parties.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/07/2004 03:31 PM

Shannon has been with the company 5 years of which she has earned employee of the year 4 times. She singlehanded landed the Dobblesmith account and has turned the company's bottom line around 180 degrees. She was recently promoted to VP of Sales. Plus she can suck the crome off a trailer hitch according to Ted in the mail room.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/07/2004 03:43 PM

Fred has never fully grasped the concept of American football.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 03:58 PM

Jefferson is our token black employee.



I don't know if I'll be allowed to use this one at all, but I'd like to use it for a suit-and-tie-wearing white guy. I'll add that he was only hired as part of our affirmative action requirements, not because of his skills.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/07/2004 04:00 PM

Erik is our leader in Sales and Marketing. He is working on a Ph.D in Economics. No, he isn't going back to school. His wife has the Ph.D.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 04:01 PM

Joe spends his time surfing the internet for celebrity gossip and recipes. Most people don't realize that he likes to pick his nose and wipe it under his chair. He steals scissors and spends a lot of time in the men's room.



That's ME you jerk!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/07/2004 04:02 PM

Tammi was hired for her enormous breasts.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 04:02 PM

<action>suspected that.</action>

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/07/2004 04:03 PM

Rebekah is a dedicated part of our Travel office. She knows flights, she knows best prices. She knows all the pilots...in the Biblical sense.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/07/2004 04:15 PM

Andrew enjoys photography, making model air planes, and using his easy bake oven. His favorite color is purple with little yellow streaks in it. The book Andrew is currently reading is Everybody Poops.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 04:17 PM

Are you Andrew?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 04:20 PM

Is there a Paul, Steven and Jack in your office? Put them one after another something like this:



Paul is committed to health care and other social services.



Steven is committed to tax breaks and shutting down the gun registry.



Jack is committed to pointing out that Paul is too rich to be trusted.



</Canadian election post>

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 04:22 PM

Dan is a hopeless flirt and likes to dance. He's got a great ass, and is hung like Peter North. Don't ask me how I know.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 04:23 PM

Shelly simply is.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/07/2004 04:24 PM

shoop, are you Dan's intern?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/07/2004 04:25 PM

Oh, and Gilles would love to split the company in half.



</2nd Canadian election post>

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 04:35 PM

His favorite color is purple with little yellow streaks in it.



Busting a gut laughing at work. I'm so fired. You guys are all awesome.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/07/2004 04:39 PM

Well dammit Livewire, if you like my post, CLICK IT OR TICKET





If anyone is not familiar with that phrase, then please disregard my insolence.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/07/2004 05:14 PM

Gene travels to Tijuana every weekend. He won't talk about what he does down there, but every once in a while, he won't shower quite right, and you can catch a whiff of petting zoo and dill pickles.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/07/2004 05:16 PM

Dan likes to grow pickles in his spare time.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/07/2004 05:19 PM

Amy is an aspiring writer. But the whole company knows that she's dumber than a bag of hammers. She also likes to grind her teeth really loud. She has medical proof that her mother dropped her on her head when she was a baby. She has an odd thing for leather.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 05:22 PM

Peter is like the Tiger Woods of our office. You know, because he's the only black guy.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/07/2004 05:24 PM

Jan is like the office merry-go-round. Everyone's had a turn. She also comes from a broken and dysfunctional family, where she complains about her older sister a lot. There was some office gossip a while back that she was sleeping with one of her brothers.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/07/2004 05:26 PM

John founded the company a long time ago. For some reason, he thinks that it makes him famous, and he likes to pretend that he's regularly invited in TV shows. On his spare time, John sells T-shirts and likes to watch naked guys in the shower at his local gym. If you need a quick 50 bucks, you can turn him to the State Police, as he is wanted for paying his highway tolls with italian money.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 05:27 PM

Patty likes to wear skirts that you can see through, bathes in the ladies room, and shares her personal itching stories with other women in the office. She has adopted a buffalo in South Dakota named Sweetpea and visits it every year. Patty is flat-chested and is probably a virgin.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 05:29 PM

Ralph believes he is a four year old King Charles Spaniel named Sir Poopsalot. He likes to be scratched on his belly and is fully house trained.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/07/2004 05:32 PM

Jacob is in a time warp. He constantly wears a leisure suit, and is stuck in the seventies. John Travolta told him to "get a Frost-ing life, you assbag looser, and shove that disco ball where the sun don't shine," which is Jacob's biggest achievement in life. He smokes clove cigarettes and huffs dry erase markers.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/07/2004 05:32 PM

Rusty surfs the internet. A lot. And he shares his findings with the rest of the group. A lot. Rusty's office smells of goats.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/07/2004 05:32 PM

A lot.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 05:34 PM

Emily can multiply any three numbers in her head in under 3 seconds. Go ahead, ask her.

Gopher 570 10
06/07/2004 05:38 PM

Bob, the simpleton of the office floor. Has a nice personality but usually keeps to himself as being a eunuch makes it hard for him to communicate with others.



Kelly, the office sweety is kind and gentle. Works hard but should stop wearing hot pants during the summer months. The bodacious bomb should realize seeing her maxi pad poking out through the hotpants during certain times of the month is causing a work stoppage due to sudden illness among other co-workers.

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 05:39 PM

For the record, I didn't create Patty. She was my former co-worker. She also had medical proof that she was dropped on her head as a child and also was as dumb as a box of hammers.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/07/2004 05:43 PM

It pays to keep a close eye on Betty. Not that she's so wacky. No, she's a kleptomaniac, and is currently fond of other peoples's flip phones.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
06/07/2004 05:58 PM

Victorian is gay.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 06:01 PM

John founded the company website a long time ago. For some reason, he thinks that it makes him famous, and he likes to pretend that he's regularly invited in TV shows. On his spare time, John sells T-shirts and likes to watch naked guys in the shower at his local gym. If you need a quick 50 bucks, you can turn him to the State Police, as he is wanted for paying his highway tolls with italian money oranges.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/07/2004 06:21 PM

Phillip is a thirty year old, single man, who lives in an apartment with his mother and three cats. He's an avid computer gamer, and hangs out with his D&D club on Thursdays. He shoots heroine socially, and his one goal in life is to get laid before he's fifty.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 06:45 PM

I think this is a record for threads staying on topic.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/07/2004 06:47 PM

Shooting heroine is an unrewarding hobby because they keep deflecting the bullets with their magic bracelets.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 06:47 PM

Speaking of which, did you see that Ronald Reagan died?

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 06:53 PM

Selene, SWF N/S BBW ISO SWBM W/E for BDSM PDQ - contact HR if interested.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 06:55 PM

Jesus is currently studying horticulture by correspondence course throught the University of Mexico City. He is tired of being called gee-zuss and dreams of one day owning a big modified truck with a virgin mary sticker on the back to pull his lawnmower trailer.

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/07/2004 06:57 PM

I think this is a record for threads staying on topic.



two

SHooP 181,718 70
06/07/2004 06:59 PM

Karen is the sassy redhead from IT. She spends most of her day trying to look busy so that she can post on an internet comedy message board.



Oops. That's a little too close to home.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/07/2004 07:23 PM

HEY!

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 07:40 PM

Ho!

firelizard 1,191 12
06/07/2004 08:01 PM

Wayne is here on work experience from school and is loving the chance to become a photocopier operator, general gopher and maker of coffee. His ambition is to become a mailman.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/07/2004 08:28 PM

He will have to learn how to operate a doorbell first.

Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/08/2004 06:16 AM

Moonstarfrog was born to a poor, hippie family in the mid-60's. She became "addicted to the fumes" at age 2, but has now broken through her life of sin*. She lives on potato chips and the couch, and frankly, I don't think she bathes.



*As of June 3, 2004, Mooney has re-entered her life of sin. Pray for her.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/09/2004 11:09 PM

She lives on potato chips and the couch...



Both for food.







I'm in the process right now of compiling the database. Still pissing myself at some of these. Thanks everyone.

Alia's alias 73 8
06/09/2004 11:21 PM

Bill is an in the closet gay But please don't tell anyone you know that.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/10/2004 12:05 AM

Larry loves the letter "L". He literaly lives alone with a llama and leads a listless life.

Larry lost his luggage in Lithuania last year while looking to get laid.

Leave his laptop and lovely leather chair alone or there will be a lynching.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/10/2004 12:25 AM

Who the Frost is this Larry guy and why is he trying to steal my schtick?

Lobster 653 9
06/10/2004 12:35 AM

Jesus is one of our most dedicated employees. He has been working here longer than anybody can remember and can always cheer you up with a good joke if you're down. He enjoys collecting antique candy bar wrappers and dying for our sins. Jesus recently claimed to be king of the marketing department, and his manager has been forced to consider taking disciplinary action.

Lobster 653 9
06/10/2004 12:45 AM

Damn. Somebody already used Jesus. I'll assume that it was supposed to be pronounced the spanish way though, so I'm still original.

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/10/2004 01:00 AM

Michael has aroused the the suspicion of company workers by disappearing at company picnics with employees' children. And instead of coming to company orgies, he instead volunteers to man the company's complimentary daycare facilities.

12 9
06/10/2004 01:28 AM

John is the typical kind of guy, with dreams to become an actor, he had many problems with he's way, from having to throw spam all arround a firl studio audition, to having to clean all the freaking mess he did as the producers got angry.

For right now he just spends all time on his pc, doing nothing and saying he's too busy to write he's own bio while i am stuck writing it.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/10/2004 02:23 AM

I don't know who the hell you are, you Frost-ing Carrollrag, but I hope you get fisted in Hell by Satan himself. You deserve to be sodomized with a sledge hammer.

filly182 39,193 20
06/10/2004 02:27 AM

Oh, the pain! The pain of it all! A sledgehammer?! Jesus Christ that would hurt...

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/10/2004 02:29 AM

I could have said the head of a rake, but a sledgehammer seemed appropriate.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/10/2004 02:51 AM

I don't know who the hell you are, you Frost-ing Carrollrag



it's gobadine (check ip).

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/10/2004 02:53 AM

Thanks, wormy.

gobadine 2,737 10
06/10/2004 11:49 AM

the only floor in your logic is that I share a building and outgoing IP with over 600 people, and we switch IP at different times of the day/night, 20 of these people read these threads, and about 5 post here. but I will find out who upset our little fat friend and buy them lunch.



I dont need hide the fact that hammer is twat.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/10/2004 12:02 PM

I must say, this is definately one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/10/2004 12:03 PM

if you're going to post stupid crap, at least have the decency to do it under your usual identity, so we know to whom we should direct our disdain.



if you're going to tell all your buddies about the site, at least screen out all the sub-normal IQs.



thanks.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/10/2004 12:10 PM

"...the only floor in your logic"



What floor is that?



Remember: Don't bike that hand that feeds you.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/10/2004 12:11 PM

ringworm was that directed towards me?

gobadine 2,737 10
06/10/2004 12:47 PM

no peter towards me for allowing other people to know about this site and having the audacity not to police everyone on the planets contributions.



1st new rule for noobies



when your right your wrong

and when your wrong your wrong so dont bother.



the problem is some of the more established people are just not funny, they clickie each other out of principle because they are long established posters, and they dont seem to have many original ideas left. The funniest people here are the noobies, and those longer time gabbers who dont feel the need to slag off noobies constantly to try and earn clickies, and actually do say funny things.

Geekzilla 954 12
06/10/2004 12:51 PM

Good. As long as you're clear on the rules, you should do fine. Now shut up and lurk for about 5 years, then you can post and not get yelled at. Much.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/10/2004 12:52 PM

bad idea...

n00bs should be seen, ignored, and made fun of. not heard.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/10/2004 12:52 PM

Oh are we going to have this argument again? At least take it to a new thread. Don't spoil this one.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/10/2004 12:54 PM

The clickie system is plagued with fraud. I myself give clickies to people based on their aroma, which as you can guess is pretty stupid since I have never met anyone here in person. Yet I have given over 4000 of the little yellow bastards. How do you smell?

gobadine 2,737 10
06/10/2004 12:57 PM

chi-chi you earned a clickie for being a non agressive (only when really required) poster.



and what you said was acutually funny.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/10/2004 12:57 PM

You didn't answer my question. Pungent or heady with a hint of chestnut?

godot 15,434 11
06/10/2004 12:59 PM

I smell like cyanide...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/10/2004 01:03 PM

I smell like Teen Spirit.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/10/2004 01:13 PM

Right now, I smell like soap, shampoo, and expensive cologne.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/10/2004 01:14 PM

Udder Balm

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/10/2004 01:20 PM

Jeff spends most of his day at work checking his e-mail and downloading large audio-clips. He maintains that he's stress-testing the company's T-1 line.



Jeff has three children, none of which live with him.

godot 15,434 11
06/10/2004 02:05 PM

so you use this too chi chi?

gobadine 2,737 10
06/10/2004 02:47 PM

old mens underpants.



hmmmm, cheese

Swizz tiene trastos en su tronco 3,957 10
06/10/2004 07:26 PM

Don't bike that hand that feeds you.



Comedy GOLD!!

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/10/2004 07:52 PM

Rachel doesn't really exist. She's just a stock photograph that we found that looks quite professional, and since our actual Director of Finance has the intelligence of a kumquat and a harelip, we went with Rachel for the website instead.

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/10/2004 08:17 PM

Elise's arm always hurts. She wants everyone to know that she paints pumpkins. And she went on a cruise once and her arm hurt there too.

Riff-Raff 1138 (A Handyman) 29 8
06/10/2004 10:52 PM

Marcus is not exactly a team player. All he ever does is hide under his desk 24-7 in a fetal position, tinfoil fedora jammed down onto his cranium, waving a rusty spatula at anything that comes by, screaming "THE ALIENS ARE HERE!! THE ALIENS!!" He survives off of the remains of burly orderlies that are sent in to take him back to the place with the nice men in the white coats.

YoYo 114 9
06/10/2004 11:19 PM

Devon is one of those all round nice guys - enjoying a good joke and playing catch with his dog sparky. Unfortuanetly though sparky isn't a puppy anymore and so is getting too heavy to throw much less catch again. Undaunted Devon has gotten a new hobby pickling garlic and plotting the demise of those who once made mirth of his snadwich-meat stlyed moniker.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/11/2004 01:29 AM

when your right your wrong

and when your wrong your wrong so dont bother.



you're, You're, You're, YOU'RE!



GAAAHHH!

ringworm 68,315 13
06/11/2004 01:58 AM

so you probably shouldn't bother.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/11/2004 02:13 AM

Matt came to work for our company immediately after getting out of prison. He had killed six people with his bare hands, and then burned down this apartment building that contained twenty-seven people who all perished in the fire.



He's just a hell of a guy.

Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/12/2004 07:39 AM

Jack is somewhat anti-social at times. He doesn't talk much, and he is quite pale. He has a thick foriegn accent and strangely tinted teeth. It's quite hard to understand him, as the main thing he says sounds much like "Eye font 2 Zug yo blah." He has an interesting blanket attached to his shirt, and must have some sort of freakish allergy to sunlight, for he covers up his face with the blanket when he has to go home. We think he walks home, he has no car, but yet he disappears when his shift is over, around sunrise.



*If anyone has seen Dharma, Liz, or Moonstarfrog lately, please report to the front office on the second floor. Thank you.

Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/12/2004 08:45 AM

Jenna is quite the creative one! She claims that in her past life she was a brutally murdered seven-year old girl with red eyes, black hair, no ears and no mouth, who was possesed by an demonic spirit, although we all know that she only needs to go pay a visit to Mr. Happy in the nice room with the padded walls to feel better again.

Hyperspazzilla 959 9
06/12/2004 09:00 AM

Limewire has always been a faithful poster here at Zug. His wit and charm has landed him great respect amoung his peers. Having graduated with honors from ICUP, his clickies have become almost legendary.

Outside of ZUG you can find him posting hilarious and provacative writings on a number of stationary and portable restroom walls enjoyed by a variety of colorful citizens. He is best known for and has actually coined the writing:

"If you wanna get Frosted hard, meet me here at 4pm!"

We should all strive to achieve success in our lives with everything we do as Limewwire has.

Hyperspazzilla 959 9
06/12/2004 09:01 AM

Sorry you will always be known to me as limewire, if you can answer me why, then you rock!

Hyperspazzilla 959 9
06/13/2004 01:40 AM

I want a clickie for my post dammit! It is funny! Now click that Shakespeare yo!

Livewire 78,229 13
06/13/2004 03:46 AM

"If you wanna get flaped hard, meet me here at 4pm!"



It's true. Then I stand them up. And the next day I write underneath, "Yep, you got Frosted all right. Frosted hard. Did you enjoy it?"

HyperCoolGuy! 959 9
06/13/2004 03:48 AM

laf

Miracles 22,430 0
06/13/2004 04:29 AM

Lance is the mailroom guy. He used to be a champion bull rider and wears a big honkin' belt buckle that says..'Bodacious' - the name of the bull he conquered. He is also a security guard at an apartment complex part time in the evenings.