Jantastic 10,022 10
06/08/2004 02:46 PM

Melon wrangler?

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 02:46 PM

smarter than a melon, don't work well with others...



You are perfectly qualified to work as a customer service rep for any major credit card company.

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 02:49 PM

Ooh I Know! Melon inspector.



And yeah, female chesticular melons count.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/08/2004 02:51 PM

Did you ever think about joining the exciting world of male prostitution.

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/08/2004 02:52 PM

Move to Bangalore and open a convenience store.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 02:52 PM

A baggage handler...

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 02:56 PM

There are probably 50 people that visit this site that would love your job.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 02:56 PM

50 downsized former IT people

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 03:00 PM

On a serious note - KPF - there is no way you're going to earn what you're earning now. IT is still the most overinflated paying career out there. The perks are also amazing - you don't have to bathe - you don't have to talk to people - and you can be an utter sociopath and appear completely normal..



why would you want to give that up?

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
06/08/2004 03:04 PM

Interesting. How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 03:14 PM

How do I subscribe to your newsletter?



Stick a penny up your butt and dance a with litte jig.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
06/08/2004 03:18 PM

Sorry. Exit only.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 03:22 PM

Have any pennys in your pocket right now? Pull them out and look at them for a minute.

Chit4Brainz 178,757 15
06/08/2004 03:23 PM

Like warm weather, and sand ?



I keep hearing about an opertunity that claims to be more than just a job, but an adventure as well !



Look good in camoflage?



(free sex with prisoners)

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/08/2004 03:24 PM

I've heard about a job...

Sounds pretty physically demanding though...



It's at the Whoop-Ass Factory, putting the whopp-ass into the can.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/08/2004 03:25 PM

Porn stars make good money and they get to Frost around all day at work.

emylou 8 8
06/08/2004 03:31 PM

why don't you train to be the person who gets to pull the lever on an electric chair. That would be stimulating to watch, but don't forget to wet the spounge BEFORE you pull the lever.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/08/2004 03:33 PM

Why don't you do a job that involves something you're already good at.











(you know, that thing you do with the farm animals...)

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/08/2004 03:35 PM

Mastibitory Technologist isn't a very good paying job.

ixos 852 9
06/08/2004 03:37 PM

barnyard masterbator. actually, it pays well. we have this creepy dude that visits my parents ranch and gets $75 bucks to crank one out on one of our bulls. takes less than 1/2 hour, because he whispers to them whilst he works.

Autistic children wear slippers, too. 64 8
06/08/2004 03:39 PM

Be Tom Selleck. The original has just vanished, and lord knows, the world just ain't right without that mustachioed man.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
06/08/2004 03:50 PM

Melon inspector!

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Seriously, I am thankful to be gainfully employed. I'm just looking for a change of pace. Surely, some of you can relate?