shoelace414 10,080 13
06/08/2004 04:28 PM

I've never posted in this thread.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/08/2004 04:29 PM

you click on the ones that you have done.



I have never clicked anything posted by BobJohnson, John Hargrave, Trae or DemoMonkey.

DeadMike 3,390 10
06/08/2004 04:32 PM

I have never said anything funny enough to fill a tube.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/08/2004 04:32 PM

I never menstruate.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/08/2004 04:32 PM

I've never had hot geriatric sex.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/08/2004 04:34 PM

I have never liked hot geriatric sex

Jantastic 10,022 10
06/08/2004 04:35 PM

Hmm...this is going to be difficult.



I've never

watched midget porn

had sex in a public place

seen Titanic.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/08/2004 04:36 PM

This also works well as a drinking game.

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 04:36 PM

I have never heard such a clever scheme for clickies.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 04:37 PM

I've never given TubGirl a tongue bath...

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 04:40 PM

If you post something you've NEVER done before, and people who have done it click you, wouldn't that make the people click the most the freakiest Frosters here?



Take BFB for instance. It's not freaky that he hasn't licked Shakespeare, but if someone clicks them, THEY'RE the freak.



I'm just asking at all.



There's a flaw in your scam.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 04:41 PM

I've never been mahaed by mynutzyourface.

I've never put my fist in a man's butt.

I've never posted pics of my breats.

I've never seen computer stew.

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 04:42 PM

I've never been mahaed by mynutzyourface.

I've never put my fist in a man's butt.

I've never posted pics of my breats.

I've never seen computer stew.





And we're all the poorer for it.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 04:45 PM

Oboe, I owe you a click.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/08/2004 04:48 PM

I've never had a sexual fantasy about another gabber.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/08/2004 04:50 PM

I have never had sex with a parent's friend.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/08/2004 04:56 PM

I've never seen such a stupid thread in all my life.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/08/2004 05:02 PM

I've never surfed the internet for porn.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 05:02 PM

I've never liked Trae.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/08/2004 05:03 PM

Heh, I totally got that backwards.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/08/2004 05:04 PM

I have never clicked Goatse

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/08/2004 05:08 PM

I have never had 300 clickies, but I am 10 away.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/08/2004 05:20 PM

I have never shown a photo of my naked breasts on GAB for the purpose of getting ten more clickies.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 05:24 PM

I never clicked a boobie post.

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 05:27 PM

i've never feltched a panda -



although I've often thought about it.

Spicey Harassment Panda 181,718 70
06/08/2004 05:34 PM

Was it me? It was me, wasn't it. I bet it was me.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 06:52 PM

I've never had sex in a theater.



(everything else though....)

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 06:54 PM

I never clicked a boobie post.



Let me rephrase this :



I never clicked a breast post.



I click boobie all the time...

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 06:56 PM

I click boobie all the time...



I click you, you click me, we're a happy family...

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
06/08/2004 07:00 PM

I've never been stoned.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/08/2004 07:02 PM

I haven't had an angry mob hurl stones at me either.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:02 PM

Just wait Mavis! One day a truckload of orthodox jews are gonna stone you... It's just a matter of time...

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
06/08/2004 07:05 PM

Not if I show them my kosher kitchen.



No dairy products on the meat plates you crazy goyim!







(more liquid Shakespeare rolling from the fingers)

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 07:14 PM

i,ve never seen you look so lovely as you did tonight.

I've never seen you shine so bright.

you were amazing.

laaaaddddyyyyyyy in red...

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:17 PM

<action>hits gobadine in the back of the head with a baseball bat and proceeds to shave the skin off his face</action>

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 07:27 PM

why thank you, this is for you.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 07:33 PM

Pffft...My Jessica Rabbit link was better...



Lady in Red my ass...

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/08/2004 07:35 PM

i've never had sex in car, or on an airplane runway, or anywhere else like that



i did it in a theater though

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/08/2004 07:36 PM

just kidding

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 07:38 PM

jessica rabbit



i win!

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:39 PM

i win!



In proving yourself the bigger loser...

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 07:41 PM

ok, fine. You win.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 07:46 PM

I've never searched for cartoon porn.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/08/2004 07:57 PM

WELL! I never!

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/08/2004 08:34 PM

<action>

Chance 171,270 14
06/08/2004 08:37 PM

A WITCH!!! BURN HIM!!!!!

Prophecy 0 0
06/08/2004 08:49 PM

I have never maha'd anyone.

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/08/2004 08:50 PM

I have never kidnapped anyone.

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
06/08/2004 09:39 PM

I"m sorry, but I'm coming up empty here...

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 09:48 PM

Trae - how about I never found anything I wouldn't do...

Trae: Kimmy Gibbler is a Whore 156,785 17
06/08/2004 09:52 PM

<action> shakes head



Yep! That's one.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/08/2004 10:49 PM

I've never had sex.







*waits for clickies*











HAH, you've been duped, Frosters. I actually have had sex.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/08/2004 10:50 PM

<action>Thinks he may have jumped the gun...</action>



Shakespeare.

Lucifer 5,260 10
06/09/2004 12:10 AM

(Guaranteed over flowing tube if you Frosters play by the rules.)



"I've never slept wihth Trae."

Idle Hands 24 8
06/09/2004 12:20 AM

Well, I've never gotten drunk, smoked a joint, got a blowjob from a virgin and woke up to find myself in the Bronx.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/09/2004 12:39 AM

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/09/2004 12:43 AM

I've never robbed a bank.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/09/2004 03:34 AM

I've never put a doorknob up my ass.

I've never had a sex change operation.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
06/09/2004 03:54 AM

I've never laughed at superturkey's posts.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
06/09/2004 04:04 AM

I have never laughed at a damn thing that has been posted.

mynutzurface 1,821 10
06/09/2004 04:05 AM

I have never laughed at mynutzurface's posts.

superturkey, crackbulls promoter 6,678 0
06/09/2004 04:15 AM

i have never Frosted nutz up his left nostril. all other holes, i have.

Corbin 179 8
06/09/2004 12:38 PM

I have never voted for the president.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/09/2004 01:04 PM

I'v never clickied so many posts in one thread.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/09/2004 01:08 PM

I never have a woman say: "That was fun, we should go out again sometime" at the end of a date.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/09/2004 01:10 PM

I'v never Frosted on the first date

Mike, sleeping with teh fishes 3,390 10
06/09/2004 01:13 PM

I've never liked any of you met any of you in person.

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/09/2004 01:27 PM

Well, I've never gotten drunk, smoked a joint, got a blowjob from a virgin and woke up to find myself in the Bronx.



I had to click that post about 97 times.

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/09/2004 01:29 PM

<action>explains</action>

1982. I had a catholic girlfriend who went to Iona College.

I'm still Janey from the block 173,958 15
06/09/2004 01:33 PM

well i've never plucked a rooster

And I'm not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes

Up against the wall



And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten head lice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall



And I've never licked a spark plug

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

And I've never painted daises

On a big red rubber ball



And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/09/2004 01:34 PM

I never talked about masturbating on a website my father reads.

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/09/2004 01:34 PM

Hey baby, I'm talking to you

Stop yourself and listen

Some things you can never choose

Even if you try, yeah

You're bangin your head again

Cause somebody won't let you in

One chance, one love

Your chance to let me know



We can't go on

Just running away

If we stay any longer

We will surely never get away

Anything you want...we can make it happen

Stand up and turn around

Never let them shoot us down

Never, Never

Never, Never run away



Hey baby you know it's true

Why you bother lying when you know

That you want it too

Don't you dare deny me

Walk those legs right over here

Give me what I'm dying for

One chance...one love

Hold me down never let me go



We can't go on

Just running away

If we wait any longer

We will surely never get away

Anything you want...we can make it happen

Stand up and turn around

Never let them shoot us down

Never, never

Never, never run away

Never, never

Never, never run away



Hey baby I'm talking to you

Stop yourself and listen

Some things you can never choose

Even if you try, yeah

You're bangin your head again

Cause somebody won't let you in

One chance, one love

Your chance to let me know



We can't go on

Just running away

If we stay any longer

We will surely never get away



OO OO Never

OO OO Never

We can't go on, Never

We can't go on, Never

OO OO Never

OO OO Never

We can't go on, Never

We can't go on, Never

SAVIORA 666 10
06/09/2004 02:02 PM

I have never done any of the debauchery mentioned here and mutilated a Jehovah's Witness at the same time.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/09/2004 02:16 PM

I have never been able to resist posting lyrics, especially when someone else starts.



What, am I to wake up suddenly and then

Enroll at the local college

Earn me a degree and I could work weekends?

If I work real hard

I could mow your backyard



I could go to Europe

Travel with my friends

I could blow a thousand deutschmarks

To get drunk in a pub with some Australians

Buy a giant backpack

Sew a flag on the back



I think never is enough

Yeah never is enough

You never have to do that stuff



I think never is enough

Yeah never is enough

You never have to do that stuff



I never had to spend a summer planting trees

I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch

Doubled over on my hands and knees

I never spent a single day in retail

Telling people what they want to hear

Telling people anything to make a sale

Eating in the food court

With the old and the bored



I think never is enough

Yeah never is enough

I never wanna do that stuff



I think never is enough

Yeah never is enough

You never have to do that stuff



The world's your oyster shell

So what's that funny smell?

You eat the bivalve anyway

You're sick with salmonella



You get your PhD

How happy you will be

When you get a job at Wendy's

And are honored with employee of the month



I Think never is enough

Yeah never is enough

I never wanna do that stuff

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/09/2004 04:00 PM

I have never...



ummm...



uhhh...



...I got nothing folks.

Mike, sleeping with teh fishes 3,390 10
06/09/2004 04:04 PM

Dammit, Jane!

I thought about posting the lyrics to "The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything," but I figured no one would get it.

176,450 56
06/09/2004 04:26 PM

I never die.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/09/2004 04:28 PM

Hey, why did the pee tube on the thread dissapear?

Corbin 179 8
06/10/2004 09:44 AM

I have never thought of anything witty enough that I felt was worthy to post.

IronChef 164 8
06/24/2004 08:58 PM

I have never sniffed coke off a man's penis...and felt guilty about it.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/25/2004 12:24 AM

i have never shaved without cutting myself (and liking it)

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/25/2004 12:29 AM

I have NEVER called a phone sex hotline.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/25/2004 12:29 AM

I never made it without biting. Ask Mister Owl.

A Violent Reaction 72 8
06/25/2004 12:33 AM

I've never missed a Power Rangers episode....Ever

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/25/2004 12:52 AM

I have never met a foolish Earthling.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/25/2004 12:58 AM

I have never invited the bike riding mormon boys in to watch gay porn - and drink Pepsi.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/25/2004 01:03 AM

I have never shown Anita a Foolish Earthling.

Mofo Baggins 10,950 10
06/25/2004 01:14 AM

I've never been able to achieve more than a 540 degree spin in a golf cart.....

Mofo Baggins 10,950 10
06/25/2004 01:14 AM

I've never cared about how many clickies I have...

faeryfyrre 134 8
06/25/2004 02:32 AM

I've never been caught wearing a Muumuu

FallingJules 167 9
06/25/2004 04:56 AM

I've never poked eye out with sizzorz.

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,142 13
06/25/2004 05:07 AM

Me either. However scissors are a different matter...

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/25/2004 05:55 AM

i have never danced with the devil under the pale moonlight

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,856 29
06/27/2004 11:31 PM

I have never had sex.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/27/2004 11:44 PM

I've never had sex in a moving vehicle.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,856 29
06/27/2004 11:45 PM

sorry Oboe, it really should have read "with less that 3 pool boys at once"

Anita Sparring Partner 6,762 9
06/27/2004 11:50 PM

I've never quoted lines from cult classic movies.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/28/2004 12:05 AM

ive never had sex with a normal girl that wasnt crazy

Chit From Shine-ola 178,757 15
06/28/2004 01:19 AM

I've never had sex in a moving vehicle.



I have, way over rated , worse part was the tow truck ride on the Bay Bridge.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/28/2004 02:40 AM

I never use tact; you bunch of lame ass Coleridge gobblers!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/28/2004 02:45 AM

I never posted anything that filled up my little pee tube.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/29/2004 08:49 PM

ive never seen a fat ethiopian

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/29/2004 08:50 PM

wait ive never seen an ethiopian

Dogs Akimbo 211,511 32
11/09/2005 10:40 PM

I have never... had hot lesbian sex.

JajobaThe1st 308 8
11/10/2005 07:15 AM

I have never posted pictures of my boobs on Zug...



I have never gotten closer than 100th funniest this month...



I have never met any of you insane buggers...

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/10/2005 07:38 AM

I've never had sex in a school

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/10/2005 07:58 AM

TheFoye!



I've never Frosted on the first date





BULLShakespeare !



























Oh OK , I guess it wasn't exactly a "date".